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matexius

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Date Signed Up:6/11/2012
Last Login:4/18/2015
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Total Comments Made:2140
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Favorite Tags: the Emperor (3) | are cool (2) | imperium (2) | it burns (2)

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#71 - Well alright then... thank you for answering ... Any othe…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Hip Hop Humor 2 0
User avatar #73 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
I really quite like living on my own, but honestly it's largely for the dioh dayoh choruses

don't stop me is good but I prefer a cover version I heard
User avatar #76 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
Well then...

Sometimes I feel I'm gonna break down and cry...
User avatar #77 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
nowhere to go nothing to do with my time
User avatar #78 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
I get lonely, so lonely... living on my own...
#79 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
s-sometimes I feel I'm always walking too fast
User avatar #81 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
And everything is coming down on me, down on me...
User avatar #82 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
I go craaazy oh!

So craaazy
User avatar #83 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
Living on my own!

Di do de de dee do de de
#84 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
And that's the distance I'll go
#86 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
Well...fine...
T'was nice while it lasted...
#66 - Why not? It ain't gonna kill yah... If it could... I w…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Hip Hop Humor 2 0
User avatar #67 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
Because godfucking damnit pick another song to start singalongs already
I love queen as much as the next guy but bohemian rhapsody isn't even that good of a song for it's overblown popularity, and it's now gotten to the point here I kind of resent even being made to THINK of it nowadays

...since you asked
#71 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
Well alright then... thank you for answering...
Any other one you're partial off?
Don't stop me now, maybe?
User avatar #73 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
I really quite like living on my own, but honestly it's largely for the dioh dayoh choruses

don't stop me is good but I prefer a cover version I heard
User avatar #76 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
Well then...

Sometimes I feel I'm gonna break down and cry...
User avatar #77 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
nowhere to go nothing to do with my time
User avatar #78 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
I get lonely, so lonely... living on my own...
#79 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
s-sometimes I feel I'm always walking too fast
User avatar #81 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
And everything is coming down on me, down on me...
User avatar #82 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
I go craaazy oh!

So craaazy
User avatar #83 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
Living on my own!

Di do de de dee do de de
#84 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
And that's the distance I'll go
#86 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
Well...fine...
T'was nice while it lasted...
#62 - Oh come now... What's the point in living if you don't ha…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Hip Hop Humor 2 0
#65 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
I have fun
But no
User avatar #66 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
Why not?
It ain't gonna kill yah...
If it could... I would have been 6 feet under for quite a while now...
User avatar #67 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
Because godfucking damnit pick another song to start singalongs already
I love queen as much as the next guy but bohemian rhapsody isn't even that good of a song for it's overblown popularity, and it's now gotten to the point here I kind of resent even being made to THINK of it nowadays

...since you asked
#71 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
Well alright then... thank you for answering...
Any other one you're partial off?
Don't stop me now, maybe?
User avatar #73 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
I really quite like living on my own, but honestly it's largely for the dioh dayoh choruses

don't stop me is good but I prefer a cover version I heard
User avatar #76 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
Well then...

Sometimes I feel I'm gonna break down and cry...
User avatar #77 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
nowhere to go nothing to do with my time
User avatar #78 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
I get lonely, so lonely... living on my own...
#79 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
s-sometimes I feel I'm always walking too fast
User avatar #81 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
And everything is coming down on me, down on me...
User avatar #82 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
I go craaazy oh!

So craaazy
User avatar #83 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
Living on my own!

Di do de de dee do de de
#84 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
And that's the distance I'll go
#86 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
Well...fine...
T'was nice while it lasted...
#54 - *clears throat* Is this the real Life?  [+] (16 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Hip Hop Humor 2 -3
#61 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #62 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
Oh come now...
What's the point in living if you don't have a little fun?
#65 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
I have fun
But no
User avatar #66 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
Why not?
It ain't gonna kill yah...
If it could... I would have been 6 feet under for quite a while now...
User avatar #67 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
Because godfucking damnit pick another song to start singalongs already
I love queen as much as the next guy but bohemian rhapsody isn't even that good of a song for it's overblown popularity, and it's now gotten to the point here I kind of resent even being made to THINK of it nowadays

...since you asked
#71 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
Well alright then... thank you for answering...
Any other one you're partial off?
Don't stop me now, maybe?
User avatar #73 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
I really quite like living on my own, but honestly it's largely for the dioh dayoh choruses

don't stop me is good but I prefer a cover version I heard
User avatar #76 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
Well then...

Sometimes I feel I'm gonna break down and cry...
User avatar #77 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
nowhere to go nothing to do with my time
User avatar #78 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
I get lonely, so lonely... living on my own...
#79 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
s-sometimes I feel I'm always walking too fast
User avatar #81 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
And everything is coming down on me, down on me...
User avatar #82 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
I go craaazy oh!

So craaazy
User avatar #83 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
Living on my own!

Di do de de dee do de de
#84 - captainprincess (03/31/2015) [-]
And that's the distance I'll go
#86 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
Well...fine...
T'was nice while it lasted...
#54 - Well, yeah, I get that... ''Sie'' can also mean you, when…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on pet hamster 0
User avatar #55 - Churchandtex (03/31/2015) [-]
lel
#190 - My Donger is up, my body is ready! 03/31/2015 on Raise your dongers and give... 0
#42 - Wait... ''Are they the Food? No, we're the Hunters!'' …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2015 on pet hamster -2
User avatar #53 - Churchandtex (03/31/2015) [-]
"Sie" doesn't always mean "they", in this context it means "we". Also, I'm no expert so it may be poor grammar because the person that wrote it was Japanese.
User avatar #54 - matexius (03/31/2015) [-]
Well, yeah, I get that...
''Sie'' can also mean you, when typed with an S, not s, so there's that... Slightly out of context, I know... I'm guessing that when they saythat he/she is asking other ''Jaeger'', like Anderson did in Hellsing Ultimate
Still, in that case, they could have just used ''Wir''...
I probably shouldn't expect perfect German from the Japanese... considering how they sang Russian; Katyusha in ''Girls und Panzer''...

I just went full on Grammar Nazi... and I'm as far from a German as you can get anyway...
User avatar #55 - Churchandtex (03/31/2015) [-]
lel
#31 - I know I'm not the only one that thought of Shorty with that G… 03/31/2015 on tumblrtard short comp +9
#105 - While we're on the subject of Far Cry... Protagonist … 03/29/2015 on Logic +2
#2049 - **matexius used "*roll rpg name*"** **matexius rolls Wisla** 03/29/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
#3 - Picture 03/28/2015 on Twins Comp 0
#96 - I can't believe I'm actually saying this...but I have to agree… 03/28/2015 on original joke 0
#162 - Dude... who says that you can't do that? Everything has been f… 03/28/2015 on New Planet 0
#136 - I think I'll stick to Earth for the next... well...my entire l… 03/28/2015 on New Planet +1
#831 - **matexius used "*roll cah answer*"** **matexius rolls J-list.** 03/27/2015 on Cards Against Humanity *rolls* 0
#830 - **matexius used "*roll cah question*"** **matexius rolls Wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Cards Against Humanity *rolls* 0
User avatar #831 - matexius (03/27/2015) [-]
**matexius used "*roll cah answer*"**
**matexius rolls J-list.**
#1 - I want more of this ***** !  [+] (9 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Tabletop Quotes +40
User avatar #123 - jackmanagan (03/28/2015) [-]
i was the person in the group that wrestled the tiger.

DM: "yer gunna have to roll pretty high to be ab-"
20
"...."
#129 - ibaiapellaniz (03/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #130 - jackmanagan (03/28/2015) [-]
damn right
User avatar #36 - sketchyz (03/28/2015) [-]
Let me run a few more sessions with my players, they do stupid shit 24/7.
#53 - bewailedbadger (03/28/2015) [-]
Can you mention me, if you do any more of these?
#120 - sketchyz (03/28/2015) [-]
Sure, I'll mention both of you from now on.
#144 - willielilja (03/28/2015) [-]
Dear Christ, i wanna get in on that!
User avatar #147 - sketchyz (03/29/2015) [-]
Added you and satansferret to the list.
User avatar #122 - satansferret (03/28/2015) [-]
Me too?
#31 - Those boobs are... glorious... 03/27/2015 on Assorted Internets #11 +4
#90 - HFW 03/27/2015 on Advanced Drive-by +6
#24 - Top 100! Damn, I never would have thought. Even though ma… 03/26/2015 on Badgers +1
#158 - Where do you think I got this from? 03/26/2015 on Funny Game Glitches 0
#141 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Funny Game Glitches +2
User avatar #156 - hanakoikezawa (03/26/2015) [-]
has somebody made the thing with the holes in hell's ceiling with this yet?
User avatar #158 - matexius (03/26/2015) [-]
Where do you think I got this from?
#140 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Funny Game Glitches +2
#141 - matexius (03/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #156 - hanakoikezawa (03/26/2015) [-]
has somebody made the thing with the holes in hell's ceiling with this yet?
User avatar #158 - matexius (03/26/2015) [-]
Where do you think I got this from?
#2103 - You see Ivan, when fire mortar like me, the enemy will be of b… 03/26/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#13 - Truly, the honey badger is not a known giver of ***** ..… 03/25/2015 on Badgers 0

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#55 - schnizel ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #56 to #55 - matexius ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
Wellp... that answered that question...
I should have paid more attention the last time I read through that...or at least...not forget 95% of it ever since I did...
#57 to #56 - schnizel ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #49 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
That comment of yours went by quicker Rebecca Black's moment of fame.
User avatar #50 to #49 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Quite... I hate being unprofesional.

Forgeting the reaction picture is one of those cases... it bring shame to Motherland...
I take making people laugh very seriously...
#51 to #50 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
#52 to #51 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Swine? No... in Mother Россия we eat Swine.   
And people who bring shame is sent to GULag.
Swine? No... in Mother Россия we eat Swine.
And people who bring shame is sent to GULag.
#53 to #52 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Russia you say? I mistook you for a fat Oh Bama cocksucker.
User avatar #54 to #53 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Nyet tovarish... Obama destroy world. USA turn city to desert, steals oil. Bad business, may good look, but is bad.
Communism only way to survive.
User avatar #44 to #43 - matexius ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Where do you even find these?
User avatar #45 to #44 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
The Traditional Games board on 4chan, /tg/. That is one of the sole good places on that site.
User avatar #46 to #45 - matexius ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Considering some of the sutff I've seen on 4chan...I have to agree...
User avatar #47 to #46 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
/k/'s alright too. It's got decent content, anyway.
#33 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
Heretical this may be, it is a message that is needing to be spread.
User avatar #34 to #33 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Don't worry I'll be sure to put this when I find relevance.
And here are some of my... thingyes:
1. We are just human, and even Immortals and Gods... get older, while it doesn't show on their outside... they still gosh-damn do.
2. Killing Xenos might be a problem, considering...well...Carnifexs and Nemesors, etc. Though...everything has a weakness. Be it Tyranids, Necrons, Tau,...
Finding the Tyranid Hivemind could be a serious advantage, of course it they have one, something like a huge creature, that controls every Tyranid, if not...capturing and studying a Tyranid might reveal a way to make them destroy themselves.
3. Humans were/will be/are not perfect, Chaos can corrupt us, no matter how righteous our intentions are... Humans are a selfish race, afterall. No matter who leads us, be it The Emperor in his Golden armor or a regular human in a tie.
4. Why can't we all just get along?
I'm gonna put a few pics below, a few might be useful...
#35 to #34 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
This could come in handy...
#36 to #35 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Baneblade tank...

Holy Emperor...
#37 to #36 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
This guy's badass...
#38 to #37 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
You might already have this one

Go on, Click it...
#39 to #38 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Farnsworth...

That cap looks... familiar?
#40 to #39 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
DAVE, CALM YOUR THRUSTERS FOR THE EMPERORS SAKE!!!!

Some people have no self-control...
#41 to #40 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
And...because I'm getting SC2: Heart of the Swarm in a few weeks... this is just something I found on the interwebz.

If you ever decide to play it...this guy... is...well...awesome...
#42 to #41 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
I had everything except for Dave. God-Emperor damn it, Dave!
#23 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
It was my honour to bring you in to the glory of the Forty-First Mullenium.
User avatar #24 to #23 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
*Internet Brofist*
#25 to #24 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
Myself, what captured me was the God-Emperor of Mankind. And y'know what, the thing that really got me was the actual humanity of the guy.

He's a dictator, who enforced harsh measures, but he was the most damn honest one mankind's ever had, and he had our best interests truly in heart.
He came up from Central Anatolia, 8000 BC, and for thirty millenia guided mankind - ALL humankind - from the back-scenes until he finally had enough somewhere near M23.
Even the guy's very existence is one of sacrifice. His creation? Tens if not hundreds of thousands of powerful psykers - world leaders, tribal shamans, witch-doctors and great philosophers just to name a few - all of them reincarnated as one into this massive legend of a person.

Honestly speaking, if the Emperor was a real being I would go with him. He simply has the best interests of us as a whole in heart.
User avatar #26 to #25 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Read about him like 10 minutes ago.
Sadly all that sustains him now is ancient tech and pure will power. I have to respect that, even if he is a dictator, but hey...
#29 to #26 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
He's remaining in existence through sheer force of will.

Literally, a real man doesn't die, even when he's killed.

I will love you if you get this reference. Only a little homo.
#27 to #26 - krasnogvardiech has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Gurren lagan?
#31 to #30 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Yoko is hot and pretty much on my list of ''Girls I want to get into bed, before I die'' list, which I'm pretty sure everyone has...
I mean come on, just try to maintain eye contact!
User avatar #32 to #31 - krasnogvardiech (10/24/2013) [-]
Hehe. Everybody.

She's 21 post-timeskip, by the way.
#1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
HERE WE GO, SKIY OF BROS.

Hm. It seems that I've taken your profile comment virginity.

Dohoho.

Steampunk/Deep sea dump is a go! Not all of them are backgrounds, however.
User avatar #5 to #1 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Too bad I can't give thumbs <here>.
#7 to #5 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Comments... comments never change.

People do. Through the comments they post.
#9 to #7 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
No matter, how much I tell it to myself. It still sounds wierd.
User avatar #11 to #9 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As deep as the sea you asked me to post?
User avatar #15 to #11 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Depends where in the sea.
#2 to #1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Not exactly Deep-Sea, but it counts, right?
#3 to #2 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I have Steampunk Spartans. I don't remember how I got these.
#4 to #3 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Underwater at least?
#8 to #6 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Does this count?

Personally, I prefer open, airy skies and airports over deep-sea things. I guess you'll be the Nuclear-Submarine captain while I'll be the Air Ace, right?
User avatar #13 to #8 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I would prefer yes. I loved the book 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Well, if I ever will be. We'll have to meet eachother for a cup of tea on either my submarine or your sky-ship.
User avatar #16 to #13 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Skyship meets Submarine. I like the sound of that a lot.
#21 to #16 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I understand that
While everyone else looks for the sky and beyond for freedom, I look towards the endless prairies, the deepest abyss and the darkest reaches of the deep sea. While above the surface, the strongest tempest rages, I dive into the seas calm arms. In the deep blue, the world on land is nothing more than a distant memory, fading away.
Word of advice: If you ever go to the deep. NEVER sing the Jaws Theme song.
#10 to #8 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
What I should have opened this dump with.
User avatar #17 to #10 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I can so see that line in the movie, if they did it of course.
#12 to #10 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I am Russia. Very cute and sex.
#19 to #18 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As an appreciator of marine craft even though my preference is in the aeronautical field, this makes me sad. Such a good boat.
#20 to #19 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
This is all I'll be posting for now. It's 2 AM here and my eyelids are getting twitchy.
User avatar #22 to #20 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Goodbye, my high-flying friend.
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