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- Oooh, this'll get interesting...
FJ, is the left eating each...
- It's right behind me, isn't it? Could've gone wit…
New Erma comic.
Hfw bucket on her head.
- "Not technically autistic, but if I wanted to kill myself…
Tard Fight of Biblical...
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sleep with this
- They do fit together, don't they?
- I mean... I guess I'mma contribute...
That should be the queen
Good on you, master!
Um Miss Police Girl I hate to be that guy but the enemy still has us under fire.
They do fit together, don't they?
you recognize this don't you.
- ****, I completely forgot about Ogryns, and abhumans in genera…
- To believe that all humans in Wh40K are slaves or mutants is a…
I know next to nothing of the 40k verse. I just assumed that every human planet is a corosaunt esc planet but super bad
What do those guys even do
Genestealers are tyranid shock troops,
They can claw right through terminator marine armor,
A single one can infiltrate a planet and infect a single human with the "genestealer's kiss" overwriting the host's DNA so that any future children they have will be a genestealer hybrid.
Each generation Will look more and more human until it's almost impossible to distinguish them from regular people, when that generation has children they will be born as pure Genestealers. When a tyranid hive fleet gets near the cult will then proceed to wreck the planets order and infrastructure making it easy for the hive fleet to devour the planet's biomass.
Mind you, not all mutants in the Imperium of Man are purged on sight. Ogryns for example are valuable soldiers in the ranks of the imperial army. It all comes down to weither or not the Inquisition, namely the Ordo Hereticus and to a minor extend the Ordo Militum, deems a mutant race of humans worthy of serving the Emperor.
Fuck, I completely forgot about Ogryns, and abhumans in general...
For such 'uge shmucks, you'd think they'd be harder to miss...
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