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matexius

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Date Signed Up:6/11/2012
Last Login:5/28/2015
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Total Comments Made:2207
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latest user's comments

#5 - Welp, I've got 2 months of holidays in 2 weeks, might as well … 05/20/2015 on Imperial Heroes III-... +1
#28 - This is all I could think about... 05/19/2015 on Cat locks +31
#29 - Well if Wikipedia is to be trusted, the ships are gonna have l…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Time to Blast some Heretics 0
User avatar #30 - meringueluka (05/19/2015) [-]
not the best, but i'll take it. And seeing as the Adepta Sororitas work in a more of a support style more than front line solders, it's honestly to be expected.
#9 - You didn't have to subscribe, I upload things, like... extreme…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Time to Blast some Heretics +1
#10 - comradecommissar (05/18/2015) [-]
your doing gods work son, youve earned it
#6 - oh wait... it was Lord-general, he was talking about... Go…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Time to Blast some Heretics +1
User avatar #8 - comradecommissar (05/18/2015) [-]
i went ahead and subscribed to ya, if you keep pumpin out warhammer or other related stuff id be grateful. and keep me up to date on this game too
User avatar #9 - matexius (05/18/2015) [-]
You didn't have to subscribe, I upload things, like... extremely rarely. While I appreciate the gesture, you really didn't.
I am working on something new though, so there's that...
Oh, trust me, I'll keep the entire channel updated.
#10 - comradecommissar (05/18/2015) [-]
your doing gods work son, youve earned it
User avatar #7 - comradecommissar (05/18/2015) [-]
yeah, i didnt know who you meant, but any warhammer comrades are a comrade of mine
#4 - I know, I've heard about you from Comrade Krasno. Yeah...w…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Time to Blast some Heretics +1
User avatar #5 - comradecommissar (05/18/2015) [-]
that is is my friend, still looking forward to it
User avatar #6 - matexius (05/18/2015) [-]
oh wait... it was Lord-general, he was talking about...
Gosh, my memory isn't what it could be...
User avatar #8 - comradecommissar (05/18/2015) [-]
i went ahead and subscribed to ya, if you keep pumpin out warhammer or other related stuff id be grateful. and keep me up to date on this game too
User avatar #9 - matexius (05/18/2015) [-]
You didn't have to subscribe, I upload things, like... extremely rarely. While I appreciate the gesture, you really didn't.
I am working on something new though, so there's that...
Oh, trust me, I'll keep the entire channel updated.
#10 - comradecommissar (05/18/2015) [-]
your doing gods work son, youve earned it
User avatar #7 - comradecommissar (05/18/2015) [-]
yeah, i didnt know who you meant, but any warhammer comrades are a comrade of mine
#2 - It's supposed to be an RTS, so there's that. It IS ''based'' o…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Time to Blast some Heretics +1
User avatar #3 - comradecommissar (05/18/2015) [-]
i know that, dabbled in warhammer a bit myself, but i just hope it doesnt end up like the old days with awesome trailers then the actual game is shit quality. I love me some dawn of war, so if its anything like that, ill love it
User avatar #4 - matexius (05/18/2015) [-]
I know, I've heard about you from Comrade Krasno.
Yeah...well, it's not made by EA or Ubisoft, so it's got that going for it...
User avatar #5 - comradecommissar (05/18/2015) [-]
that is is my friend, still looking forward to it
User avatar #6 - matexius (05/18/2015) [-]
oh wait... it was Lord-general, he was talking about...
Gosh, my memory isn't what it could be...
User avatar #8 - comradecommissar (05/18/2015) [-]
i went ahead and subscribed to ya, if you keep pumpin out warhammer or other related stuff id be grateful. and keep me up to date on this game too
User avatar #9 - matexius (05/18/2015) [-]
You didn't have to subscribe, I upload things, like... extremely rarely. While I appreciate the gesture, you really didn't.
I am working on something new though, so there's that...
Oh, trust me, I'll keep the entire channel updated.
#10 - comradecommissar (05/18/2015) [-]
your doing gods work son, youve earned it
User avatar #7 - comradecommissar (05/18/2015) [-]
yeah, i didnt know who you meant, but any warhammer comrades are a comrade of mine
#55 - Picture 05/18/2015 on Happy Birthday! +5
#10 - Oh come on... Liara has bloobs... Yes, you read …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on blast form the past. +20
User avatar #97 - bloobs (05/16/2015) [-]
I beg your pardon
#6 - Guy has his priorities straight, I can respect that. …  [+] (21 new replies) 05/15/2015 on blast form the past. +31
#9 - Kairyuka (05/15/2015) [-]
If you're going for dat ass effect it can't be anyone but Tali
#75 - terribletim (05/16/2015) [-]
Dat Tali'zora booty thigh gap.
User avatar #76 - Kairyuka (05/16/2015) [-]
Hell yea brutha
#65 - Absolute Madman (05/16/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Fucking virgin fapping to pixels get out in the real world
#64 - buttlumps (05/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #53 - ayumu (05/16/2015) [-]
Tali is my fav but if you want the ass effect you need miranda
#83 - Absolute Madman (05/16/2015) [-]
*legion
We all know what the Quarrians were thinking.
User avatar #67 - Kairyuka (05/16/2015) [-]
An ass gets minus from having a bitch attached to the other end
#80 - fukkendragonite (05/16/2015) [-]
Plenty of other reasons too. Imagine fucking an Aussie, imagine the dirty talk. "Yeeah moight, fuck moi cunt ya cunt. Yeeah, chuck it in me dumpa"

Then the fact that she looks like Michael Jackson...
#81 - broswagonist (05/16/2015) [-]
I know right? She's perfect!
#27 - thegingerale (05/16/2015) [-]
#17 - burpateer (05/16/2015) [-]
damn straight
#15 - thunderpony (05/15/2015) [-]
Tali is life
Tali is love
#13 - Absolute Madman (05/15/2015) [-]
Tali master race
#29 - yiffcario (05/16/2015) [-]
Ahem.
#69 - EdwardNigma (05/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #94 - yiffcario (05/16/2015) [-]
Kinda nervous about posting cuz you a mod.

To cover my ass the line "there is a hole" is a reference to the game's line "there was a hole" when asked by Shepard why Legion chose Shepard's armor.
#93 - yiffcario (05/16/2015) [-]
I have a fair amount more.
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#10 - matexius (05/15/2015) [-]
Oh come on...

Liara has bloobs... Yes, you read that correctly... bloobs
User avatar #97 - bloobs (05/16/2015) [-]
I beg your pardon
#279 - MissingNo A/b/omination Tumbldite I… 05/15/2015 on rename those anons -1
#46 - Fun fact: Sharks have bio-electricity receptors in their ''hea…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2015 on Hiding from relatives +4
#48 - aguycalledlee (05/14/2015) [-]
#121 - Um... I am partially ashamed to say... I know this art-style… 05/13/2015 on Lamby Dance +1
#69 - You need to farm a lot in the Forest first, rest a lot, mastur… 05/12/2015 on Grim Adventures +1
#30 - And then my sides entered orbit... 05/11/2015 on This is my hell +9
#6 - What the **** is that? Some Dark Eldar **** ,…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2015 on this does crack +1
User avatar #11 - juicymucus (05/11/2015) [-]
It's from Hellraiser.
Great movie.
#64 - Yep... and Johnny Bravo predicted fukken 9/11 I… 05/08/2015 on Bruce Jenner +3
#73 - I...um... Yeah... 05/08/2015 on Poor horse +3
#52 - You either buy the tabletop minis, play the DnD versions or fi… 05/07/2015 on tg has a moment 0
#61 - Not a problem. Thank you, my friend! 05/05/2015 on matexius's profile 0
#43 - I have never watched Mr. Rogers... But even I felt that...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on Mr. Rogers +35
User avatar #96 - tornadomad (05/03/2015) [-]
Well I mean, his middle name is McFeely

I'm not joking
#19 - Picture 05/02/2015 on I bet he's a bard +15
#2210 - Maybe he's got money problems? That's what was wrong the l…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2220 - rageblade (05/04/2015) [-]
apparently the red bear went to roast his nuts in australia

#2208 - Doubt it... But he hasn't been online in a while... I …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2209 - rageblade (05/01/2015) [-]
well its not natural for him to be gone more than a few days....hes been gone a week and a half....kinda worried
User avatar #2210 - matexius (05/01/2015) [-]
Maybe he's got money problems?
That's what was wrong the last time he was gone for a week...
It IS winter in NZ, afterall; might have to pay more for heating.
Though, he is Ukranian/basically Russian, he should be used to the cold...
#2220 - rageblade (05/04/2015) [-]
apparently the red bear went to roast his nuts in australia

#128 - Nah...I'm quite happy with the rating right now... Any rol… 04/30/2015 on What could possibly go wrong? +1

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#60 - bloodygoodtime (05/05/2015) [-]
Here you go mate. Sorry it took so long.
#61 to #60 - matexius (05/05/2015) [-]
Not a problem.
Thank you, my friend!
#55 - schnizel ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #56 to #55 - matexius (03/10/2015) [-]
Wellp... that answered that question...
I should have paid more attention the last time I read through that...or at least...not forget 95% of it ever since I did...
#57 to #56 - schnizel ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #49 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
That comment of yours went by quicker Rebecca Black's moment of fame.
User avatar #50 to #49 - matexius (06/24/2014) [-]
Quite... I hate being unprofesional.

Forgeting the reaction picture is one of those cases... it bring shame to Motherland...
I take making people laugh very seriously...
#51 to #50 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
#52 to #51 - matexius (06/24/2014) [-]
Swine? No... in Mother Россия we eat Swine.   
And people who bring shame is sent to GULag.
Swine? No... in Mother Россия we eat Swine.
And people who bring shame is sent to GULag.
#53 to #52 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Russia you say? I mistook you for a fat Oh Bama cocksucker.
User avatar #54 to #53 - matexius (06/24/2014) [-]
Nyet tovarish... Obama destroy world. USA turn city to desert, steals oil. Bad business, may good look, but is bad.
Communism only way to survive.
#48 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #44 to #43 - matexius (02/07/2014) [-]
Where do you even find these?
User avatar #45 to #44 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
The Traditional Games board on 4chan, /tg/. That is one of the sole good places on that site.
User avatar #46 to #45 - matexius (02/07/2014) [-]
Considering some of the sutff I've seen on 4chan...I have to agree...
User avatar #47 to #46 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
/k/'s alright too. It's got decent content, anyway.
#33 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
Heretical this may be, it is a message that is needing to be spread.
User avatar #34 to #33 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
Don't worry I'll be sure to put this when I find relevance.
And here are some of my... thingyes:
1. We are just human, and even Immortals and Gods... get older, while it doesn't show on their outside... they still gosh-damn do.
2. Killing Xenos might be a problem, considering...well...Carnifexs and Nemesors, etc. Though...everything has a weakness. Be it Tyranids, Necrons, Tau,...
Finding the Tyranid Hivemind could be a serious advantage, of course it they have one, something like a huge creature, that controls every Tyranid, if not...capturing and studying a Tyranid might reveal a way to make them destroy themselves.
3. Humans were/will be/are not perfect, Chaos can corrupt us, no matter how righteous our intentions are... Humans are a selfish race, afterall. No matter who leads us, be it The Emperor in his Golden armor or a regular human in a tie.
4. Why can't we all just get along?
I'm gonna put a few pics below, a few might be useful...
#35 to #34 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
This could come in handy...
#36 to #35 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
Baneblade tank...

Holy Emperor...
#37 to #36 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
This guy's badass...
#38 to #37 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
You might already have this one

Go on, Click it...
#39 to #38 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
Farnsworth...

That cap looks... familiar?
#40 to #39 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
DAVE, CALM YOUR THRUSTERS FOR THE EMPERORS SAKE!!!!

Some people have no self-control...
#41 to #40 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
And...because I'm getting SC2: Heart of the Swarm in a few weeks... this is just something I found on the interwebz.

If you ever decide to play it...this guy... is...well...awesome...
#42 to #41 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
I had everything except for Dave. God-Emperor damn it, Dave!
#23 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
It was my honour to bring you in to the glory of the Forty-First Mullenium.
User avatar #24 to #23 - matexius (10/23/2013) [-]
*Internet Brofist*
#25 to #24 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
Myself, what captured me was the God-Emperor of Mankind. And y'know what, the thing that really got me was the actual humanity of the guy.

He's a dictator, who enforced harsh measures, but he was the most damn honest one mankind's ever had, and he had our best interests truly in heart.
He came up from Central Anatolia, 8000 BC, and for thirty millenia guided mankind - ALL humankind - from the back-scenes until he finally had enough somewhere near M23.
Even the guy's very existence is one of sacrifice. His creation? Tens if not hundreds of thousands of powerful psykers - world leaders, tribal shamans, witch-doctors and great philosophers just to name a few - all of them reincarnated as one into this massive legend of a person.

Honestly speaking, if the Emperor was a real being I would go with him. He simply has the best interests of us as a whole in heart.
User avatar #26 to #25 - matexius (10/23/2013) [-]
Read about him like 10 minutes ago.
Sadly all that sustains him now is ancient tech and pure will power. I have to respect that, even if he is a dictator, but hey...
#29 to #26 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
He's remaining in existence through sheer force of will.

Literally, a real man doesn't die, even when he's killed.

I will love you if you get this reference. Only a little homo.
#27 to #26 - krasnogvardiech has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - matexius (10/23/2013) [-]
Gurren lagan?
#31 to #30 - matexius (10/23/2013) [-]
Yoko is hot and pretty much on my list of ''Girls I want to get into bed, before I die'' list, which I'm pretty sure everyone has...
I mean come on, just try to maintain eye contact!
User avatar #32 to #31 - krasnogvardiech (10/24/2013) [-]
Hehe. Everybody.

She's 21 post-timeskip, by the way.
#1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
HERE WE GO, SKIY OF BROS.

Hm. It seems that I've taken your profile comment virginity.

Dohoho.

Steampunk/Deep sea dump is a go! Not all of them are backgrounds, however.
User avatar #5 to #1 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
Too bad I can't give thumbs <here>.
#7 to #5 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Comments... comments never change.

People do. Through the comments they post.
#9 to #7 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
No matter, how much I tell it to myself. It still sounds wierd.
User avatar #11 to #9 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As deep as the sea you asked me to post?
User avatar #15 to #11 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
Depends where in the sea.
#2 to #1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Not exactly Deep-Sea, but it counts, right?
#3 to #2 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I have Steampunk Spartans. I don't remember how I got these.
#4 to #3 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Underwater at least?
#8 to #6 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Does this count?

Personally, I prefer open, airy skies and airports over deep-sea things. I guess you'll be the Nuclear-Submarine captain while I'll be the Air Ace, right?
User avatar #13 to #8 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
I would prefer yes. I loved the book 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Well, if I ever will be. We'll have to meet eachother for a cup of tea on either my submarine or your sky-ship.
User avatar #16 to #13 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Skyship meets Submarine. I like the sound of that a lot.
#21 to #16 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
I understand that
While everyone else looks for the sky and beyond for freedom, I look towards the endless prairies, the deepest abyss and the darkest reaches of the deep sea. While above the surface, the strongest tempest rages, I dive into the seas calm arms. In the deep blue, the world on land is nothing more than a distant memory, fading away.
Word of advice: If you ever go to the deep. NEVER sing the Jaws Theme song.
#10 to #8 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
What I should have opened this dump with.
User avatar #17 to #10 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
I can so see that line in the movie, if they did it of course.
#12 to #10 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I am Russia. Very cute and sex.
#19 to #18 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As an appreciator of marine craft even though my preference is in the aeronautical field, this makes me sad. Such a good boat.
#20 to #19 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
This is all I'll be posting for now. It's 2 AM here and my eyelids are getting twitchy.
User avatar #22 to #20 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
Goodbye, my high-flying friend.
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