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#24 - Hey...I had an awesome collection of Yu Gi Oh Cards that I put…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Facts 0
#25 - stegosaurusrah (11/13/2014) [-]
much of sadeness
User avatar #27 - matexius (11/13/2014) [-]
Oh God, that kittens face... I just wanna give it a hug...

Indeed, all that work...gone to waste...I cold have saved it... if only I realised sooner that the deck had vanished...
#28 - stegosaurusrah (11/13/2014) [-]
very of unhappy
#22 - Maybe the thought of a dead bug collection isn't as...appealin…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Facts 0
User avatar #23 - stegosaurusrah (11/13/2014) [-]
D:
User avatar #24 - matexius (11/13/2014) [-]
Hey...I had an awesome collection of Yu Gi Oh Cards that I put together through about...7 years, alone... Guess who threw them out?
#25 - stegosaurusrah (11/13/2014) [-]
much of sadeness
User avatar #27 - matexius (11/13/2014) [-]
Oh God, that kittens face... I just wanna give it a hug...

Indeed, all that work...gone to waste...I cold have saved it... if only I realised sooner that the deck had vanished...
#28 - stegosaurusrah (11/13/2014) [-]
very of unhappy
#20 - Ask your parents...  [+] (7 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Facts 0
User avatar #21 - stegosaurusrah (11/13/2014) [-]
as if i hadn't already! they don't know where it at either, if they held on to it
User avatar #22 - matexius (11/13/2014) [-]
Maybe the thought of a dead bug collection isn't as...appealing...

Maybe it bugged them?
User avatar #23 - stegosaurusrah (11/13/2014) [-]
D:
User avatar #24 - matexius (11/13/2014) [-]
Hey...I had an awesome collection of Yu Gi Oh Cards that I put together through about...7 years, alone... Guess who threw them out?
#25 - stegosaurusrah (11/13/2014) [-]
much of sadeness
User avatar #27 - matexius (11/13/2014) [-]
Oh God, that kittens face... I just wanna give it a hug...

Indeed, all that work...gone to waste...I cold have saved it... if only I realised sooner that the deck had vanished...
#28 - stegosaurusrah (11/13/2014) [-]
very of unhappy
#3 - ******* Heretics... 11/13/2014 on Orks are best race +1
#10 - I love it... 11/13/2014 on Ghoul in a Can +1
#9 - Picture 11/13/2014 on Ghoul in a Can 0
#1778 - Brokranian... I've found something... I'd try to… 11/13/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#54 - ...You're serious right? Don't you think I know that it's bait…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Satan on addiction 0
#61 - salsawin (11/12/2014) [-]
Okay, so you know it''s bait and yet you take it anyway.

User avatar #72 - leec (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah everyone knows it's bait m8, it's just funny
#33 - The same Christians who follow a Book which states that, all o…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Satan on addiction +2
#43 - salsawin (11/12/2014) [-]
How do you not recognize bait this obvious?
User avatar #54 - matexius (11/12/2014) [-]
...You're serious right? Don't you think I know that it's bait...?
Jeez, people that shove their religion onto other people just... severely rustle my jimmies, hypocrites too...
I can't help it.
#61 - salsawin (11/12/2014) [-]
Okay, so you know it''s bait and yet you take it anyway.

User avatar #72 - leec (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah everyone knows it's bait m8, it's just funny
#7 - The Chaos Gods, essentially gave the guy Dranon, a /tg/ fan-ma… 11/12/2014 on Rev up those punchlines +3
#1081 - **matexius rolled image ** 11/12/2014 on Let's play 0
#26 - u do good 11/10/2014 on Best Christmas ever 0
#83 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on He has some weird fetishes +32
#84 - Ulmer (11/09/2014) [-]
#115 - Well...atleast this guy's original... But still... 11/09/2014 on gg no re +18
#316 - All Aboard! Hahahahaha Also, the R34 Train l… 11/09/2014 on i think im in love. +2
#122 - Heck, if there's The Flat Earth Society, people who believe in…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on Uberfacts Comp 5 +1
User avatar #160 - lordsepulchure (11/09/2014) [-]
Good point.
#144 - If you couldn't get into Warhammer 40K at all. Why would you h… 11/09/2014 on Pretty fucking cool m8 0
#8 - No I meant the guy who made ''If The Emperor had a Text-to-Spe… 11/09/2014 on New Text2Speech 0
#6 - Krasno gvardiech spaced for a reason got me into it, …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2014 on New Text2Speech 0
User avatar #7 - captainprincess (11/09/2014) [-]
I never knew no Krasno, no
User avatar #8 - matexius (11/09/2014) [-]
No I meant the guy who made ''If The Emperor had a Text-to-Speech device''.

Isn't that who ''busa'' is?
#4 - Yeah, I have noticed how they get many things wrong, but to be…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/08/2014 on New Text2Speech 0
User avatar #5 - captainprincess (11/08/2014) [-]
Man
It was 'busa himself who got me into 40k
I miss the days when we'd play retri together instead of him spending all day everyday being a chaptermaster >:
User avatar #6 - matexius (11/09/2014) [-]
Krasno gvardiech spaced for a reason got me into it, a bit after we met on FJ, when I wanted to go Tyranid I kinda liked their whole constant evolution and bio-weaponry. Guy's a walking, drinking WH40K Wikipedia.
Wait, you know/knew him?
User avatar #7 - captainprincess (11/09/2014) [-]
I never knew no Krasno, no
User avatar #8 - matexius (11/09/2014) [-]
No I meant the guy who made ''If The Emperor had a Text-to-Speech device''.

Isn't that who ''busa'' is?
#2 - Magnus the Red...in the Imperial Palace? Because the Emperor o…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/08/2014 on New Text2Speech 0
User avatar #3 - captainprincess (11/08/2014) [-]
It only goes to show just how thoroughly the imperium have abused suppositions of his will to further their own selfish aims

Neither heretic nor Loyalist, I will always be a renegade, loyal only to the orders of the emprah and my own needs
User avatar #4 - matexius (11/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have noticed how they get many things wrong, but to be honest, Big E has been ''gone'' for 10.000 years, that long is enough to turn anything wrong.
I for one respect renegades, but I can't stand Traitors and Heretics.
Let's be honest when a chick with crab claws wants to tear of your face and arm and use the latter as a masturbation device, only to beat your friends with it afterwards, you do tend to throw your moral codes out the air-lock... But even they can find redemption, but a Traitor can never be forgiven.

I became a Witch Hunter Occasional roleplay purposes because the guy who got me into WH40K advised it... I ain't even mad, honestly and there's lot's of heretics, who wish to see Big E completely dead, I don't want that to happen.
User avatar #5 - captainprincess (11/08/2014) [-]
Man
It was 'busa himself who got me into 40k
I miss the days when we'd play retri together instead of him spending all day everyday being a chaptermaster >:
User avatar #6 - matexius (11/09/2014) [-]
Krasno gvardiech spaced for a reason got me into it, a bit after we met on FJ, when I wanted to go Tyranid I kinda liked their whole constant evolution and bio-weaponry. Guy's a walking, drinking WH40K Wikipedia.
Wait, you know/knew him?
User avatar #7 - captainprincess (11/09/2014) [-]
I never knew no Krasno, no
User avatar #8 - matexius (11/09/2014) [-]
No I meant the guy who made ''If The Emperor had a Text-to-Speech device''.

Isn't that who ''busa'' is?
#1 - Comment deleted 11/08/2014 on New Text2Speech 0
#89 - Considering he had to keep todays Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, H… 11/08/2014 on Uberfacts Comp 2 0
#1761 - Found it... Flawless physics... great success... 11/08/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#366 - Huh, never thought of Jesus as being the warring, conquesting …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on The Four Horsemen 0
User avatar #376 - cormy (11/08/2014) [-]
Depends on your faith but according to those who don't believe in the holy trinity, Satan isn't one of Jesus's chidlren.
Jesus chased Lucifer out of Heaven in the first place, he was always meant to be the Seed who would bring about the end to the serpent of evil. He just never finished the job because Satan, aswell as us, were given the oppurtunity to prove to God that we could govern ourselves and do an alright job of it. In the garden of Eden, when we originally partook in the fruit of knowledge we had basically questioned God's right to leadership. We decided in that moment that we were greater than or equal to he and that we could decide right and wrong for ourselves
The apocalypse is the day when we prove that we can't take care of ourselves and the devil is incapable of leading us so God has to take back the wheel.
Somethin' like that anyway, I've been taking "lessons" from a Jehovah's Witness once a week for an hour or so. I don't mind chatting with him but he's definitely not going to convince me of anything. I'm also agnostic but I'm certainly not afraid to learn about what other people believe.
Also, apparently this guy thinks that Lucifer was first thrown down from the heavens shortly before World War 1, which is why things have been escalating so much in the last ~150 years. He's pushing us towards our end because he knows his time is short. The Devil knows that Jesus is scheduled to finish him off.
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User avatar #49 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
That comment of yours went by quicker Rebecca Black's moment of fame.
User avatar #50 to #49 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Quite... I hate being unprofesional.

Forgeting the reaction picture is one of those cases... it bring shame to Motherland...
I take making people laugh very seriously...
#51 to #50 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
#52 to #51 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Swine? No... in Mother Россия we eat Swine.   
And people who bring shame is sent to GULag.
Swine? No... in Mother Россия we eat Swine.
And people who bring shame is sent to GULag.
#53 to #52 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Russia you say? I mistook you for a fat Oh Bama cocksucker.
User avatar #54 to #53 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Nyet tovarish... Obama destroy world. USA turn city to desert, steals oil. Bad business, may good look, but is bad.
Communism only way to survive.
#48 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #44 to #43 - matexius ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Where do you even find these?
User avatar #45 to #44 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
The Traditional Games board on 4chan, /tg/. That is one of the sole good places on that site.
User avatar #46 to #45 - matexius ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Considering some of the sutff I've seen on 4chan...I have to agree...
User avatar #47 to #46 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
/k/'s alright too. It's got decent content, anyway.
#33 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
Heretical this may be, it is a message that is needing to be spread.
User avatar #34 to #33 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Don't worry I'll be sure to put this when I find relevance.
And here are some of my... thingyes:
1. We are just human, and even Immortals and Gods... get older, while it doesn't show on their outside... they still gosh-damn do.
2. Killing Xenos might be a problem, considering...well...Carnifexs and Nemesors, etc. Though...everything has a weakness. Be it Tyranids, Necrons, Tau,...
Finding the Tyranid Hivemind could be a serious advantage, of course it they have one, something like a huge creature, that controls every Tyranid, if not...capturing and studying a Tyranid might reveal a way to make them destroy themselves.
3. Humans were/will be/are not perfect, Chaos can corrupt us, no matter how righteous our intentions are... Humans are a selfish race, afterall. No matter who leads us, be it The Emperor in his Golden armor or a regular human in a tie.
4. Why can't we all just get along?
I'm gonna put a few pics below, a few might be useful...
#35 to #34 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
This could come in handy...
#36 to #35 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Baneblade tank...

Holy Emperor...
#37 to #36 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
This guy's badass...
#38 to #37 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
You might already have this one

Go on, Click it...
#39 to #38 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Farnsworth...

That cap looks... familiar?
#40 to #39 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
DAVE, CALM YOUR THRUSTERS FOR THE EMPERORS SAKE!!!!

Some people have no self-control...
#41 to #40 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
And...because I'm getting SC2: Heart of the Swarm in a few weeks... this is just something I found on the interwebz.

If you ever decide to play it...this guy... is...well...awesome...
#42 to #41 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
I had everything except for Dave. God-Emperor damn it, Dave!
#23 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
It was my honour to bring you in to the glory of the Forty-First Mullenium.
User avatar #24 to #23 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
*Internet Brofist*
#25 to #24 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
Myself, what captured me was the God-Emperor of Mankind. And y'know what, the thing that really got me was the actual humanity of the guy.

He's a dictator, who enforced harsh measures, but he was the most damn honest one mankind's ever had, and he had our best interests truly in heart.
He came up from Central Anatolia, 8000 BC, and for thirty millenia guided mankind - ALL humankind - from the back-scenes until he finally had enough somewhere near M23.
Even the guy's very existence is one of sacrifice. His creation? Tens if not hundreds of thousands of powerful psykers - world leaders, tribal shamans, witch-doctors and great philosophers just to name a few - all of them reincarnated as one into this massive legend of a person.

Honestly speaking, if the Emperor was a real being I would go with him. He simply has the best interests of us as a whole in heart.
User avatar #26 to #25 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Read about him like 10 minutes ago.
Sadly all that sustains him now is ancient tech and pure will power. I have to respect that, even if he is a dictator, but hey...
#29 to #26 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
He's remaining in existence through sheer force of will.

Literally, a real man doesn't die, even when he's killed.

I will love you if you get this reference. Only a little homo.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Gurren lagan?
#31 to #30 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Yoko is hot and pretty much on my list of ''Girls I want to get into bed, before I die'' list, which I'm pretty sure everyone has...
I mean come on, just try to maintain eye contact!
User avatar #32 to #31 - krasnogvardiech (10/24/2013) [-]
Hehe. Everybody.

She's 21 post-timeskip, by the way.
#1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
HERE WE GO, SKIY OF BROS.

Hm. It seems that I've taken your profile comment virginity.

Dohoho.

Steampunk/Deep sea dump is a go! Not all of them are backgrounds, however.
User avatar #5 to #1 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Too bad I can't give thumbs <here>.
#7 to #5 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Comments... comments never change.

People do. Through the comments they post.
#9 to #7 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
No matter, how much I tell it to myself. It still sounds wierd.
User avatar #11 to #9 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As deep as the sea you asked me to post?
User avatar #15 to #11 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Depends where in the sea.
#2 to #1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Not exactly Deep-Sea, but it counts, right?
#3 to #2 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I have Steampunk Spartans. I don't remember how I got these.
#4 to #3 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Underwater at least?
#8 to #6 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Does this count?

Personally, I prefer open, airy skies and airports over deep-sea things. I guess you'll be the Nuclear-Submarine captain while I'll be the Air Ace, right?
User avatar #13 to #8 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I would prefer yes. I loved the book 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Well, if I ever will be. We'll have to meet eachother for a cup of tea on either my submarine or your sky-ship.
User avatar #16 to #13 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Skyship meets Submarine. I like the sound of that a lot.
#21 to #16 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I understand that
While everyone else looks for the sky and beyond for freedom, I look towards the endless prairies, the deepest abyss and the darkest reaches of the deep sea. While above the surface, the strongest tempest rages, I dive into the seas calm arms. In the deep blue, the world on land is nothing more than a distant memory, fading away.
Word of advice: If you ever go to the deep. NEVER sing the Jaws Theme song.
#10 to #8 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
What I should have opened this dump with.
User avatar #17 to #10 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I can so see that line in the movie, if they did it of course.
#12 to #10 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I am Russia. Very cute and sex.
#19 to #18 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As an appreciator of marine craft even though my preference is in the aeronautical field, this makes me sad. Such a good boat.
#20 to #19 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
This is all I'll be posting for now. It's 2 AM here and my eyelids are getting twitchy.
User avatar #22 to #20 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Goodbye, my high-flying friend.
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