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Date Signed Up:6/11/2012
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#232 - Picture 08/20/2014 on Traps 0
#67 - ''He's really old and he'll most likely die 2015'' … 08/20/2014 on Bill Murray’s attire +11
#52 - Taco Bell? 08/20/2014 on PLS. +3
#45 - Picture 08/20/2014 on joke +1
#70 - Picture 08/20/2014 on Your running skills reached... +9
#91 - Mirai NIkki: ''Yuki!'' 08/20/2014 on 1 sentence anime descriptions 0
#135 - Yeah, sometimes simplism is a good thing... several games thri… 08/19/2014 on Everything went better than... 0
#129 - Thief... simplistic...maybe... I'm talking the mos…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Everything went better than... +2
User avatar #133 - shadowkingdr (08/19/2014) [-]
ehhh it was my first stealth game, not to mention i was not really talking about the story the game play was simplistic enough so that you did not have to mash your keyboard in order to be good
User avatar #135 - matexius (08/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, sometimes simplism is a good thing... several games thrive on it.
However, using simplism as a means to lift/better a game is like trying to prevent a cinderblock from sinking with a life-jacket.
It holds it up a bit, but in the end it still sinks...

I've played Dishonored and did a ton of research on Thief, frankly... Dishonored simply has the better gameplay, mechanics, story...
#114 - She's a lesbian...apparentely... I don't know if I sh… 08/19/2014 on Awesome TR Cosplay 0
#4 - I do not regret the dozens of hours I put into that game... …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on female hentai artists +4
User avatar #15 - kschmidty (08/20/2014) [-]
What game?
User avatar #20 - soupkittenagain (08/20/2014) [-]
Corruption of Champions
#40 - I suppose <this< might be a ''bit'' obligatory... 08/18/2014 on Burglar? +4
#1 - That could be so cool if it wasn't such Heresy... … 08/18/2014 on Freshly Painted Hellbrute 0
#147 - thank mr skeltal Heck, if everyone's doing it..… 08/18/2014 on (untitled) +1
#146 - Comment deleted 08/18/2014 on (untitled) 0
#145 - Pun fully intended 08/18/2014 on (untitled) +5
#58 - Yeah... About that... 08/18/2014 on Stupid EA 0
#71 - Wait for meeeee... 08/17/2014 on Is the t silent? +3
#77 - Wait, uranium? Isn't that **** like radioactive. … 08/10/2014 on Something I made the other day +5
#61 - Good luck And may the Thumbs be ever in your favour... 08/08/2014 on Hard Road to get to the Front +5
#84 - Ayy lmao 08/08/2014 on America in a nutshell 0
#5 - Picture 08/07/2014 on Gurren XLR +2
#61 - This is the 3rd time I use this... 08/07/2014 on snow white 2014 +1
#51 - And now imagine what would happen if a guy did this... … 08/07/2014 on Good to be female +3
#1765 - I dun goof'd That's 3 words, right? 08/06/2014 on What's your life story in 3... -1
#122 - Definetely, on both. No wonder that Hellsing is pretty muc…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on Alucard vs Tumblr +1
#124 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Sun's rising on my end, time to retreat. Have a good night.
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User avatar #49 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
That comment of yours went by quicker Rebecca Black's moment of fame.
User avatar #50 to #49 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Quite... I hate being unprofesional.

Forgeting the reaction picture is one of those cases... it bring shame to Motherland...
I take making people laugh very seriously...
#51 to #50 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
#52 to #51 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Swine? No... in Mother Россия we eat Swine.   
And people who bring shame is sent to GULag.
Swine? No... in Mother Россия we eat Swine.
And people who bring shame is sent to GULag.
#53 to #52 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Russia you say? I mistook you for a fat Oh Bama cocksucker.
User avatar #54 to #53 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Nyet tovarish... Obama destroy world. USA turn city to desert, steals oil. Bad business, may good look, but is bad.
Communism only way to survive.
User avatar #44 to #43 - matexius ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Where do you even find these?
User avatar #45 to #44 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
The Traditional Games board on 4chan, /tg/. That is one of the sole good places on that site.
User avatar #46 to #45 - matexius ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Considering some of the sutff I've seen on 4chan...I have to agree...
User avatar #47 to #46 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
/k/'s alright too. It's got decent content, anyway.
#33 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
Heretical this may be, it is a message that is needing to be spread.
User avatar #34 to #33 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Don't worry I'll be sure to put this when I find relevance.
And here are some of my... thingyes:
1. We are just human, and even Immortals and Gods... get older, while it doesn't show on their outside... they still gosh-damn do.
2. Killing Xenos might be a problem, considering...well...Carnifexs and Nemesors, etc. Though...everything has a weakness. Be it Tyranids, Necrons, Tau,...
Finding the Tyranid Hivemind could be a serious advantage, of course it they have one, something like a huge creature, that controls every Tyranid, if not...capturing and studying a Tyranid might reveal a way to make them destroy themselves.
3. Humans were/will be/are not perfect, Chaos can corrupt us, no matter how righteous our intentions are... Humans are a selfish race, afterall. No matter who leads us, be it The Emperor in his Golden armor or a regular human in a tie.
4. Why can't we all just get along?
I'm gonna put a few pics below, a few might be useful...
#35 to #34 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
This could come in handy...
#36 to #35 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Baneblade tank...

Holy Emperor...
#37 to #36 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
This guy's badass...
#38 to #37 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
You might already have this one

Go on, Click it...
#39 to #38 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Farnsworth...

That cap looks... familiar?
#40 to #39 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
DAVE, CALM YOUR THRUSTERS FOR THE EMPERORS SAKE!!!!

Some people have no self-control...
#41 to #40 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
And...because I'm getting SC2: Heart of the Swarm in a few weeks... this is just something I found on the interwebz.

If you ever decide to play it...this guy... is...well...awesome...
#42 to #41 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
I had everything except for Dave. God-Emperor damn it, Dave!
#23 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
It was my honour to bring you in to the glory of the Forty-First Mullenium.
User avatar #24 to #23 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
*Internet Brofist*
#25 to #24 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
Myself, what captured me was the God-Emperor of Mankind. And y'know what, the thing that really got me was the actual humanity of the guy.

He's a dictator, who enforced harsh measures, but he was the most damn honest one mankind's ever had, and he had our best interests truly in heart.
He came up from Central Anatolia, 8000 BC, and for thirty millenia guided mankind - ALL humankind - from the back-scenes until he finally had enough somewhere near M23.
Even the guy's very existence is one of sacrifice. His creation? Tens if not hundreds of thousands of powerful psykers - world leaders, tribal shamans, witch-doctors and great philosophers just to name a few - all of them reincarnated as one into this massive legend of a person.

Honestly speaking, if the Emperor was a real being I would go with him. He simply has the best interests of us as a whole in heart.
User avatar #26 to #25 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Read about him like 10 minutes ago.
Sadly all that sustains him now is ancient tech and pure will power. I have to respect that, even if he is a dictator, but hey...
#29 to #26 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
He's remaining in existence through sheer force of will.

Literally, a real man doesn't die, even when he's killed.

I will love you if you get this reference. Only a little homo.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Gurren lagan?
#31 to #30 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Yoko is hot and pretty much on my list of ''Girls I want to get into bed, before I die'' list, which I'm pretty sure everyone has...
I mean come on, just try to maintain eye contact!
User avatar #32 to #31 - krasnogvardiech (10/24/2013) [-]
Hehe. Everybody.

She's 21 post-timeskip, by the way.
#1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
HERE WE GO, SKIY OF BROS.

Hm. It seems that I've taken your profile comment virginity.

Dohoho.

Steampunk/Deep sea dump is a go! Not all of them are backgrounds, however.
User avatar #5 to #1 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Too bad I can't give thumbs <here>.
#7 to #5 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Comments... comments never change.

People do. Through the comments they post.
#9 to #7 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
No matter, how much I tell it to myself. It still sounds wierd.
User avatar #11 to #9 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As deep as the sea you asked me to post?
User avatar #15 to #11 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Depends where in the sea.
#2 to #1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Not exactly Deep-Sea, but it counts, right?
#3 to #2 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I have Steampunk Spartans. I don't remember how I got these.
#4 to #3 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Underwater at least?
#8 to #6 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Does this count?

Personally, I prefer open, airy skies and airports over deep-sea things. I guess you'll be the Nuclear-Submarine captain while I'll be the Air Ace, right?
User avatar #13 to #8 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I would prefer yes. I loved the book 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Well, if I ever will be. We'll have to meet eachother for a cup of tea on either my submarine or your sky-ship.
User avatar #16 to #13 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Skyship meets Submarine. I like the sound of that a lot.
#21 to #16 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I understand that
While everyone else looks for the sky and beyond for freedom, I look towards the endless prairies, the deepest abyss and the darkest reaches of the deep sea. While above the surface, the strongest tempest rages, I dive into the seas calm arms. In the deep blue, the world on land is nothing more than a distant memory, fading away.
Word of advice: If you ever go to the deep. NEVER sing the Jaws Theme song.
#10 to #8 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
What I should have opened this dump with.
User avatar #17 to #10 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I can so see that line in the movie, if they did it of course.
#12 to #10 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I am Russia. Very cute and sex.
#19 to #18 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As an appreciator of marine craft even though my preference is in the aeronautical field, this makes me sad. Such a good boat.
#20 to #19 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
This is all I'll be posting for now. It's 2 AM here and my eyelids are getting twitchy.
User avatar #22 to #20 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Goodbye, my high-flying friend.
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