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matexius

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Date Signed Up:6/11/2012
Last Login:4/25/2015
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Total Comments Made:2161
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Favorite Tags: the Emperor (3) | are cool (2) | imperium (2) | it burns (2)

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#74 - I guess this kinda nails it... 04/20/2015 on Spongebob +2
#42 - Comment deleted 04/19/2015 on What did he do? 0
#399 - **matexius used "*roll picture*"** **matexius rolled image… 04/19/2015 on heil 0
#79 - Picture 04/19/2015 on (untitled) +2
#65 - Picture 04/18/2015 on Smooth +3
#25 - **** just got real... 04/17/2015 on PANIC +9
#7 - Oh God... 04/17/2015 on Craziest faps +24
#39 - Picture 04/17/2015 on Hestiomania +3
#353 - Damn... Well... He did kinda deserve it... You did save hi… 04/17/2015 on Tabletop Quotes... 0
#4 - Post this on Tumblr and the entire site will turn into a Warp-… 04/16/2015 on Check your Nugle Privlige +3
#23 - Relevant to dat roll... 04/16/2015 on FMA +1
#259 - Everyone's going around with their Blue-Eyes Dragons and Red-E… 04/16/2015 on Check your deck privilege 0
#60 - Why DID the DM hate your character exactly?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Tabletop Quotes... 0
User avatar #336 - AztecJew (04/17/2015) [-]
we had played before when he wasn't DM and he was being a typical "I'm gonna go chaotic rogue" guy. So we're in a dungeon crawl and we get separated, I'm stuck with him. He has shit stats as far as general combat and tried to max out bard. We encounter a minotaur, he rolls a 2 and a 5 and almost dies so I save him and kill it. He then tries to use his shitty stealth skill to kill me and take the loot, *nat 1*, fails hard. I kill him and take his wine. He's hated me ever since.
User avatar #353 - matexius (04/17/2015) [-]
Damn...
Well... He did kinda deserve it... You did save his ass...
But that's just my opinion...
#6 - If you actually ever go to do that... Take a buttload of s…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2015 on 7 haunted forests +7
User avatar #11 - masonhawke (04/16/2015) [-]
Possibly body cameras as well so we can see the aliens pick apart the corpses
User avatar #7 - ashedust (04/15/2015) [-]
I would take all the things.
#64 - Picture 04/15/2015 on wat +1
#10 - I'm not the only one seeing this... right? 04/13/2015 on High Brows 0
#17 - Picture 04/11/2015 on FUS RO- oh +20
#7 - A wise Man once said: "At the point in time when…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/10/2015 on You can never haf nuff daka +98
#64 - Cakenbacon (04/11/2015) [-]
I am now obligated to post gifs from the Text to speech series.
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User avatar #137 - greatgranpapy (04/11/2015) [-]
And then that nothing decided to get a job.
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#126 - unfitninjuh (04/11/2015) [-]
I can still hear the mariachi music
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#65 - Cakenbacon (04/11/2015) [-]
There's no brakes on this gif train.
#61 - unfitninjuh (04/11/2015) [-]
ITEHATTS is the shit
#125 - demonhammer (04/11/2015) [-]
#91 - Picture 04/09/2015 on meanwhile in Canada 0
#187 - Right... 04/09/2015 on I want a familiar 0
#186 - **matexius used "*roll picture*"** **matexius rolled image…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on I want a familiar 0
#187 - matexius (04/09/2015) [-]
Right...
#27 - Ave Imperator, my friend. 04/08/2015 on Imperial Heroes- Imperial... 0
#25 - Brosef, chill; I'mma make another one for the Imperial Guard, …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Imperial Heroes- Imperial... 0
User avatar #26 - pirateseatcarrots (04/08/2015) [-]
Very well ave imperator
User avatar #27 - matexius (04/08/2015) [-]
Ave Imperator, my friend.
#20 - Cool, I'll make a note of that... Thanks... 04/08/2015 on Imperial Heroes- Imperial... 0
#19 - Thanks' I did miss quite a few though... I think I'mma go…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2015 on Imperial Heroes- Imperial... 0
#30 - nomadfourohthree (04/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, it'd be impossible to mention everyone in a single comp. I think if you just go with what people suggested in the comments, it'd be quite alright. I myself am unfortunately not that familiar with single individuals. What would be cool, though if you did like a regiment-based comp. For example everybody knows about he Cadians, but there are other really awesome regiments out there, that deserve some recognition. Like Valhallan Ice Warriors for example, which are my favourite or the Armageddon Steel Legion or Death Korps Infantry Regiment. Vostroyan Firstborn are also really awesome. If Valhallans are like the Red Army, then the Vostroyans are more like Imperial Russian Army. Just giving ideas for the near and/or far future.

Pic related - Valhallan Ice Warrior

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User avatar #56 to #55 - matexius ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
Wellp... that answered that question...
I should have paid more attention the last time I read through that...or at least...not forget 95% of it ever since I did...
User avatar #49 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
That comment of yours went by quicker Rebecca Black's moment of fame.
User avatar #50 to #49 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Quite... I hate being unprofesional.

Forgeting the reaction picture is one of those cases... it bring shame to Motherland...
I take making people laugh very seriously...
#51 to #50 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
#52 to #51 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Swine? No... in Mother Россия we eat Swine.   
And people who bring shame is sent to GULag.
Swine? No... in Mother Россия we eat Swine.
And people who bring shame is sent to GULag.
#53 to #52 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Russia you say? I mistook you for a fat Oh Bama cocksucker.
User avatar #54 to #53 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Nyet tovarish... Obama destroy world. USA turn city to desert, steals oil. Bad business, may good look, but is bad.
Communism only way to survive.
User avatar #44 to #43 - matexius ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Where do you even find these?
User avatar #45 to #44 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
The Traditional Games board on 4chan, /tg/. That is one of the sole good places on that site.
User avatar #46 to #45 - matexius ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Considering some of the sutff I've seen on 4chan...I have to agree...
User avatar #47 to #46 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
/k/'s alright too. It's got decent content, anyway.
#33 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
Heretical this may be, it is a message that is needing to be spread.
User avatar #34 to #33 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Don't worry I'll be sure to put this when I find relevance.
And here are some of my... thingyes:
1. We are just human, and even Immortals and Gods... get older, while it doesn't show on their outside... they still gosh-damn do.
2. Killing Xenos might be a problem, considering...well...Carnifexs and Nemesors, etc. Though...everything has a weakness. Be it Tyranids, Necrons, Tau,...
Finding the Tyranid Hivemind could be a serious advantage, of course it they have one, something like a huge creature, that controls every Tyranid, if not...capturing and studying a Tyranid might reveal a way to make them destroy themselves.
3. Humans were/will be/are not perfect, Chaos can corrupt us, no matter how righteous our intentions are... Humans are a selfish race, afterall. No matter who leads us, be it The Emperor in his Golden armor or a regular human in a tie.
4. Why can't we all just get along?
I'm gonna put a few pics below, a few might be useful...
#35 to #34 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
This could come in handy...
#36 to #35 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Baneblade tank...

Holy Emperor...
#37 to #36 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
This guy's badass...
#38 to #37 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
You might already have this one

Go on, Click it...
#39 to #38 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Farnsworth...

That cap looks... familiar?
#40 to #39 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
DAVE, CALM YOUR THRUSTERS FOR THE EMPERORS SAKE!!!!

Some people have no self-control...
#41 to #40 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
And...because I'm getting SC2: Heart of the Swarm in a few weeks... this is just something I found on the interwebz.

If you ever decide to play it...this guy... is...well...awesome...
#42 to #41 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
I had everything except for Dave. God-Emperor damn it, Dave!
#23 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
It was my honour to bring you in to the glory of the Forty-First Mullenium.
User avatar #24 to #23 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
*Internet Brofist*
#25 to #24 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
Myself, what captured me was the God-Emperor of Mankind. And y'know what, the thing that really got me was the actual humanity of the guy.

He's a dictator, who enforced harsh measures, but he was the most damn honest one mankind's ever had, and he had our best interests truly in heart.
He came up from Central Anatolia, 8000 BC, and for thirty millenia guided mankind - ALL humankind - from the back-scenes until he finally had enough somewhere near M23.
Even the guy's very existence is one of sacrifice. His creation? Tens if not hundreds of thousands of powerful psykers - world leaders, tribal shamans, witch-doctors and great philosophers just to name a few - all of them reincarnated as one into this massive legend of a person.

Honestly speaking, if the Emperor was a real being I would go with him. He simply has the best interests of us as a whole in heart.
User avatar #26 to #25 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Read about him like 10 minutes ago.
Sadly all that sustains him now is ancient tech and pure will power. I have to respect that, even if he is a dictator, but hey...
#29 to #26 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
He's remaining in existence through sheer force of will.

Literally, a real man doesn't die, even when he's killed.

I will love you if you get this reference. Only a little homo.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Gurren lagan?
#31 to #30 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Yoko is hot and pretty much on my list of ''Girls I want to get into bed, before I die'' list, which I'm pretty sure everyone has...
I mean come on, just try to maintain eye contact!
User avatar #32 to #31 - krasnogvardiech (10/24/2013) [-]
Hehe. Everybody.

She's 21 post-timeskip, by the way.
#1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
HERE WE GO, SKIY OF BROS.

Hm. It seems that I've taken your profile comment virginity.

Dohoho.

Steampunk/Deep sea dump is a go! Not all of them are backgrounds, however.
User avatar #5 to #1 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Too bad I can't give thumbs <here>.
#7 to #5 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Comments... comments never change.

People do. Through the comments they post.
#9 to #7 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
No matter, how much I tell it to myself. It still sounds wierd.
User avatar #11 to #9 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As deep as the sea you asked me to post?
User avatar #15 to #11 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Depends where in the sea.
#2 to #1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Not exactly Deep-Sea, but it counts, right?
#3 to #2 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I have Steampunk Spartans. I don't remember how I got these.
#4 to #3 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Underwater at least?
#8 to #6 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Does this count?

Personally, I prefer open, airy skies and airports over deep-sea things. I guess you'll be the Nuclear-Submarine captain while I'll be the Air Ace, right?
User avatar #13 to #8 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I would prefer yes. I loved the book 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Well, if I ever will be. We'll have to meet eachother for a cup of tea on either my submarine or your sky-ship.
User avatar #16 to #13 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Skyship meets Submarine. I like the sound of that a lot.
#21 to #16 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I understand that
While everyone else looks for the sky and beyond for freedom, I look towards the endless prairies, the deepest abyss and the darkest reaches of the deep sea. While above the surface, the strongest tempest rages, I dive into the seas calm arms. In the deep blue, the world on land is nothing more than a distant memory, fading away.
Word of advice: If you ever go to the deep. NEVER sing the Jaws Theme song.
#10 to #8 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
What I should have opened this dump with.
User avatar #17 to #10 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I can so see that line in the movie, if they did it of course.
#12 to #10 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I am Russia. Very cute and sex.
#19 to #18 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As an appreciator of marine craft even though my preference is in the aeronautical field, this makes me sad. Such a good boat.
#20 to #19 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
This is all I'll be posting for now. It's 2 AM here and my eyelids are getting twitchy.
User avatar #22 to #20 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Goodbye, my high-flying friend.
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