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#161 - Pretty much...and there's also the fact that every girl I kind…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/16/2014 on mother trucker 0
#169 - ainise (04/16/2014) [-]
The sheer fact that you need to cheer yourself up is kind of disturbing.

I'ma bring it to you straight. Stop pussyfooting around. Actively look for whatever it is you want, although I highly suggest you cut out the cute red head thing. Most girls skim over that sorta thing at best, flat out stop at worst - especially girls who you'd likely be interested in. If red hair is that big of a turn on for you - mention it to her once you're in a relationship. There's a billion types of dyes out there.

If you're looking for someone who enjoys games, I highly suggest you use one of those dating sites. I haven't used any, but most of my gamer friends from the guilds I've been in either met their bfs in games, or on those websites. Most all of them used it. Gamers tend to be inverts(regardless of gender), after all.

Look for things in attitude, rather than looks. You're looking for a partner, not a show-piece(at least I hope). Treat the search like that.

Best of luck to you!
User avatar #309 - thenightmarechild (04/16/2014) [-]
hmm. Know what, fuck it. Can you give a list of sites? Or would goggling 'gaming dating sites' work?
#351 - ainise (04/16/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCzn_C0V158

and I'd just search around google. TomSka's guide is great for anyone who wants a significant other. It's really down to earth suggestions.
User avatar #276 - matexius (04/16/2014) [-]
Considering the fact I'm impulsive, fucked in the head and I talk to myself when alone... cheering myself up like that is the least of my worries... What can you expect from a guy that almost nobody outside of relatives gives a rats ass about...

Look, I don't know why red hair is such a turn on, it just is...
#170 - ainise (04/16/2014) [-]
Introverts*
User avatar #167 - sketchE (04/16/2014) [-]
dont worry bro your cute redhead gamer girl is out there for you
User avatar #168 - matexius (04/16/2014) [-]
Thanx.
#153 - I just want to find a cute redhead girl that will play video g…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/16/2014 on mother trucker +1
User avatar #158 - sketchE (04/16/2014) [-]
not really. they do exist you just might not have the the right approach
User avatar #161 - matexius (04/16/2014) [-]
Pretty much...and there's also the fact that every girl I kinda get a crush on, already has a BF... and then that sudden fact ruins my mood for the rest of the day...

Well, atleast I don't have to remember specific dates and anniversaries... have money and an entire floor of my house all to myself that's what I tell myself to cheer myself up after that...
#169 - ainise (04/16/2014) [-]
The sheer fact that you need to cheer yourself up is kind of disturbing.

I'ma bring it to you straight. Stop pussyfooting around. Actively look for whatever it is you want, although I highly suggest you cut out the cute red head thing. Most girls skim over that sorta thing at best, flat out stop at worst - especially girls who you'd likely be interested in. If red hair is that big of a turn on for you - mention it to her once you're in a relationship. There's a billion types of dyes out there.

If you're looking for someone who enjoys games, I highly suggest you use one of those dating sites. I haven't used any, but most of my gamer friends from the guilds I've been in either met their bfs in games, or on those websites. Most all of them used it. Gamers tend to be inverts(regardless of gender), after all.

Look for things in attitude, rather than looks. You're looking for a partner, not a show-piece(at least I hope). Treat the search like that.

Best of luck to you!
User avatar #309 - thenightmarechild (04/16/2014) [-]
hmm. Know what, fuck it. Can you give a list of sites? Or would goggling 'gaming dating sites' work?
#351 - ainise (04/16/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCzn_C0V158

and I'd just search around google. TomSka's guide is great for anyone who wants a significant other. It's really down to earth suggestions.
User avatar #276 - matexius (04/16/2014) [-]
Considering the fact I'm impulsive, fucked in the head and I talk to myself when alone... cheering myself up like that is the least of my worries... What can you expect from a guy that almost nobody outside of relatives gives a rats ass about...

Look, I don't know why red hair is such a turn on, it just is...
#170 - ainise (04/16/2014) [-]
Introverts*
User avatar #167 - sketchE (04/16/2014) [-]
dont worry bro your cute redhead gamer girl is out there for you
User avatar #168 - matexius (04/16/2014) [-]
Thanx.
#67 - Don't you have anything better to do? Like seriously? 04/15/2014 on Unhappy muslim is unhappy +1
#52 - Actually makes sense... 04/15/2014 on Every feminist argument ever 0
#25 - You'd be surprised what you find on the Black market from the … 04/14/2014 on What feminists look like 0
#8 - OK...right...nevermind then... that is...ummm... wow...damn...… 04/14/2014 on The Harrisville Haunting 0
#5 - And let me guess...they all died afterwards?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2014 on The Harrisville Haunting 0
User avatar #7 - lobselvith (04/14/2014) [-]
Read the rest of the article and find out for yourself.
User avatar #12 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/19/2014) [-]
Link?
User avatar #13 - lobselvith (04/19/2014) [-]
...I stickied the rest of the article.
#8 - matexius (04/14/2014) [-]
OK...right...nevermind then... that is...ummm... wow...damn...

I have to hand it to them... 10 years of paranormal almost torture...that takes guts... kinda wierd though... sometimes I wonder...what keeps these spirits so rooted on this world... do they have something to do... or just refuse to go... what makes them stay...

Well... right now...I wish Father Alexander Anderson was real...and not dead and fictious... that estate looks awesome, though... You don't have to know who he is...just that he's a seriously badass priest/exorcist/vampire hunter... also...close to mentally insane...
#2 - So... nobody was even hurt...just terrified... really doesn't …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/14/2014 on The Harrisville Haunting +1
User avatar #3 - lobselvith (04/14/2014) [-]
There were a couple more paragraphs, but I couldn't fit them into the description. I'll go find the article and paste the rest here in the comments. Jesus, why didn't I do that when I posted this?
User avatar #5 - matexius (04/14/2014) [-]
And let me guess...they all died afterwards?
User avatar #7 - lobselvith (04/14/2014) [-]
Read the rest of the article and find out for yourself.
User avatar #12 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/19/2014) [-]
Link?
User avatar #13 - lobselvith (04/19/2014) [-]
...I stickied the rest of the article.
#8 - matexius (04/14/2014) [-]
OK...right...nevermind then... that is...ummm... wow...damn...

I have to hand it to them... 10 years of paranormal almost torture...that takes guts... kinda wierd though... sometimes I wonder...what keeps these spirits so rooted on this world... do they have something to do... or just refuse to go... what makes them stay...

Well... right now...I wish Father Alexander Anderson was real...and not dead and fictious... that estate looks awesome, though... You don't have to know who he is...just that he's a seriously badass priest/exorcist/vampire hunter... also...close to mentally insane...
#9 - Guys...no offense but... this is how this conversation betwen …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on that rape face tho +11
#21 - afrodemon (04/15/2014) [-]
isn't that from the new anime pokeman?
#11 - nyanturtwig (04/14/2014) [-]
#59 - Pretty much GF's FW... Finally this is atleast … 04/13/2014 on This is 100% true +4
#64 - And that is completely irrelevant... 04/13/2014 on Firefighting helmet from... +9
#22 - Picture 04/13/2014 on They call me Cuban Pete... +48
#148 - Anytime. 04/13/2014 on Oldest cell phone contest +1
#105 - Most of these reasons are why I more or less stopped and switc… 04/13/2014 on A man and his hobby 0
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#81 - Dubs happened? Because there they are... 04/13/2014 on .. 0
#117 - Sony Ericsson C510, I have the same one... Released on 7. Janu…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Oldest cell phone contest +3
#147 - mydogsnameisbuster (04/13/2014) [-]
Thanking you
#148 - matexius (04/13/2014) [-]
Anytime.
#115 - Mine is really not that old... The Sony Ericsson C510 was… 04/13/2014 on Oldest cell phone contest +5
#72 - (I finally get to use this...) 04/12/2014 on The Simpsons +1
#264 - This would really be awesome... but the monster would occasion… 04/12/2014 on Fund This +3
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#257 - Not this again... 04/12/2014 on Fund This 0
#43 - ? Come on, click it...it's wallpaper sized...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Thanks Klimmek! +1
#46 - malcolmcz (04/10/2014) [-]
#169 - I know right...the resemblance to the actual Queen of Blades i… 04/10/2014 on 'Want' VS. 'Do NOT Want' -... 0
#168 - A Hot as **** Asian Chick with an incredible … 04/10/2014 on 'Want' VS. 'Do NOT Want' -... 0
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User avatar #44 to #43 - matexius (02/07/2014) [-]
Where do you even find these?
User avatar #45 to #44 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
The Traditional Games board on 4chan, /tg/. That is one of the sole good places on that site.
User avatar #46 to #45 - matexius (02/07/2014) [-]
Considering some of the sutff I've seen on 4chan...I have to agree...
User avatar #47 to #46 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
/k/'s alright too. It's got decent content, anyway.
#33 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
Heretical this may be, it is a message that is needing to be spread.
User avatar #34 to #33 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
Don't worry I'll be sure to put this when I find relevance.
And here are some of my... thingyes:
1. We are just human, and even Immortals and Gods... get older, while it doesn't show on their outside... they still gosh-damn do.
2. Killing Xenos might be a problem, considering...well...Carnifexs and Nemesors, etc. Though...everything has a weakness. Be it Tyranids, Necrons, Tau,...
Finding the Tyranid Hivemind could be a serious advantage, of course it they have one, something like a huge creature, that controls every Tyranid, if not...capturing and studying a Tyranid might reveal a way to make them destroy themselves.
3. Humans were/will be/are not perfect, Chaos can corrupt us, no matter how righteous our intentions are... Humans are a selfish race, afterall. No matter who leads us, be it The Emperor in his Golden armor or a regular human in a tie.
4. Why can't we all just get along?
I'm gonna put a few pics below, a few might be useful...
#35 to #34 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
This could come in handy...
#36 to #35 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
Baneblade tank...

Holy Emperor...
#37 to #36 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
This guy's badass...
#38 to #37 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
You might already have this one

Go on, Click it...
#39 to #38 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
Farnsworth...

That cap looks... familiar?
#40 to #39 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
DAVE, CALM YOUR THRUSTERS FOR THE EMPERORS SAKE!!!!

Some people have no self-control...
#41 to #40 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
And...because I'm getting SC2: Heart of the Swarm in a few weeks... this is just something I found on the interwebz.

If you ever decide to play it...this guy... is...well...awesome...
#42 to #41 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
I had everything except for Dave. God-Emperor damn it, Dave!
#23 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
It was my honour to bring you in to the glory of the Forty-First Mullenium.
User avatar #24 to #23 - matexius (10/23/2013) [-]
*Internet Brofist*
#25 to #24 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
Myself, what captured me was the God-Emperor of Mankind. And y'know what, the thing that really got me was the actual humanity of the guy.

He's a dictator, who enforced harsh measures, but he was the most damn honest one mankind's ever had, and he had our best interests truly in heart.
He came up from Central Anatolia, 8000 BC, and for thirty millenia guided mankind - ALL humankind - from the back-scenes until he finally had enough somewhere near M23.
Even the guy's very existence is one of sacrifice. His creation? Tens if not hundreds of thousands of powerful psykers - world leaders, tribal shamans, witch-doctors and great philosophers just to name a few - all of them reincarnated as one into this massive legend of a person.

Honestly speaking, if the Emperor was a real being I would go with him. He simply has the best interests of us as a whole in heart.
User avatar #26 to #25 - matexius (10/23/2013) [-]
Read about him like 10 minutes ago.
Sadly all that sustains him now is ancient tech and pure will power. I have to respect that, even if he is a dictator, but hey...
#29 to #26 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
He's remaining in existence through sheer force of will.

Literally, a real man doesn't die, even when he's killed.

I will love you if you get this reference. Only a little homo.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - matexius (10/23/2013) [-]
Gurren lagan?
#31 to #30 - matexius (10/23/2013) [-]
Yoko is hot and pretty much on my list of ''Girls I want to get into bed, before I die'' list, which I'm pretty sure everyone has...
I mean come on, just try to maintain eye contact!
User avatar #32 to #31 - krasnogvardiech (10/24/2013) [-]
Hehe. Everybody.

She's 21 post-timeskip, by the way.
#1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
HERE WE GO, SKIY OF BROS.

Hm. It seems that I've taken your profile comment virginity.

Dohoho.

Steampunk/Deep sea dump is a go! Not all of them are backgrounds, however.
User avatar #5 to #1 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
Too bad I can't give thumbs <here>.
#7 to #5 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Comments... comments never change.

People do. Through the comments they post.
#9 to #7 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
No matter, how much I tell it to myself. It still sounds wierd.
User avatar #11 to #9 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As deep as the sea you asked me to post?
User avatar #15 to #11 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
Depends where in the sea.
#2 to #1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Not exactly Deep-Sea, but it counts, right?
#3 to #2 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I have Steampunk Spartans. I don't remember how I got these.
#4 to #3 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Underwater at least?
#8 to #6 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Does this count?

Personally, I prefer open, airy skies and airports over deep-sea things. I guess you'll be the Nuclear-Submarine captain while I'll be the Air Ace, right?
User avatar #13 to #8 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
I would prefer yes. I loved the book 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Well, if I ever will be. We'll have to meet eachother for a cup of tea on either my submarine or your sky-ship.
User avatar #16 to #13 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Skyship meets Submarine. I like the sound of that a lot.
#21 to #16 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
I understand that
While everyone else looks for the sky and beyond for freedom, I look towards the endless prairies, the deepest abyss and the darkest reaches of the deep sea. While above the surface, the strongest tempest rages, I dive into the seas calm arms. In the deep blue, the world on land is nothing more than a distant memory, fading away.
Word of advice: If you ever go to the deep. NEVER sing the Jaws Theme song.
#10 to #8 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
What I should have opened this dump with.
User avatar #17 to #10 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
I can so see that line in the movie, if they did it of course.
#12 to #10 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I am Russia. Very cute and sex.
#19 to #18 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As an appreciator of marine craft even though my preference is in the aeronautical field, this makes me sad. Such a good boat.
#20 to #19 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
This is all I'll be posting for now. It's 2 AM here and my eyelids are getting twitchy.
User avatar #22 to #20 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
Goodbye, my high-flying friend.
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