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#110 - I just wanna help... 2 hours ago on Go Ahead and Skip +1
#13 - Taco Bell before bed... never again...  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on haha wut 0
User avatar #15 - ohmygwad (2 hours ago) [-]
i want my shits to hurt
User avatar #14 - exclamation (2 hours ago) [-]
Pizza I haven't eaten before feels a lot like Niagara Falls in the late spring.

My stomach usually needs to adjust to new pizzas, on top of the fact I am lactose intolerant but eat nothing but foods with dairy in them.
#107 - Rinkachikuzus... Doesn't sound bad, but try saying th… 3 hours ago on Racism 0
#39 - Right... Well after all that said... eveyone has their de…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Daily reminder to not talk... 0
User avatar #40 - schnizel (3 hours ago) [-]
Bye.
#37 - Aren't you like Slavic? And from what I remember, the Persians…  [+] (3 new replies) 4 hours ago on Daily reminder to not talk... 0
User avatar #38 - schnizel (3 hours ago) [-]
No.
Iranians were Persian.
They can switch sides and abbandon their religion.
>The Gaul were the forefathers of the French, weren't they? As the Gallians, like Asterix and Obelix?
Yes...
User avatar #39 - matexius (3 hours ago) [-]
Right... Well after all that said...
eveyone has their definition of that and this, I respect that...

See yah 'round...
User avatar #40 - schnizel (3 hours ago) [-]
Bye.
#35 - Eeee, brate, kako ide? Ja sam Slovenac, no sa ''Maribor'' sam …  [+] (5 new replies) 4 hours ago on Daily reminder to not talk... 0
User avatar #36 - schnizel (4 hours ago) [-]
No, I consider the Persians Aryan, and we are from the same branch and even Eastern asians are Aryan.
>loosely to say the least, some say honorable people are those that respect their opponent, to not attack a woman or an unarmed opponent, etc.
For the family, for the tribe, for Gaul.
As were the words of the founder of the Gaulish tribes, to protect themsleves from whatever harm and to ensure the survival of the next generation.
Genocide tends to solve many issues.
User avatar #37 - matexius (4 hours ago) [-]
Aren't you like Slavic? And from what I remember, the Persians were Iranian, so what? You're/ were muslim? But don't you hate them?

I'm sorry if I sound idiotic and ignorant right now, but I'm getting seriously mixed signals here...

The Gaul were the forefathers of the French, weren't they? As the Gallians, like Asterix and Obelix?
User avatar #38 - schnizel (3 hours ago) [-]
No.
Iranians were Persian.
They can switch sides and abbandon their religion.
>The Gaul were the forefathers of the French, weren't they? As the Gallians, like Asterix and Obelix?
Yes...
User avatar #39 - matexius (3 hours ago) [-]
Right... Well after all that said...
eveyone has their definition of that and this, I respect that...

See yah 'round...
User avatar #40 - schnizel (3 hours ago) [-]
Bye.
#33 - I'm guessing you're German...  [+] (7 new replies) 5 hours ago on Daily reminder to not talk... 0
User avatar #34 - schnizel (5 hours ago) [-]
Bosnian.
User avatar #35 - matexius (4 hours ago) [-]
Eeee, brate, kako ide? Ja sam Slovenac, no sa ''Maribor'' sam pokazal ovo...
I tend to not use Croatian, Serbian or Bosnian, mainly because I don't need them everyday, so I don't speak them very well...
I did not see that coming... so you're telling me that anyone not from a race that's not your own even, is considered subhuman..
Bro, you just insulted yourself. Yes, yes, you also said anyone without honor is also that, but honour is a term used quite.... loosely to say the least, some say honorable people are those that respect their opponent, to not attack a woman or an unarmed opponent, etc.
User avatar #36 - schnizel (4 hours ago) [-]
No, I consider the Persians Aryan, and we are from the same branch and even Eastern asians are Aryan.
>loosely to say the least, some say honorable people are those that respect their opponent, to not attack a woman or an unarmed opponent, etc.
For the family, for the tribe, for Gaul.
As were the words of the founder of the Gaulish tribes, to protect themsleves from whatever harm and to ensure the survival of the next generation.
Genocide tends to solve many issues.
User avatar #37 - matexius (4 hours ago) [-]
Aren't you like Slavic? And from what I remember, the Persians were Iranian, so what? You're/ were muslim? But don't you hate them?

I'm sorry if I sound idiotic and ignorant right now, but I'm getting seriously mixed signals here...

The Gaul were the forefathers of the French, weren't they? As the Gallians, like Asterix and Obelix?
User avatar #38 - schnizel (3 hours ago) [-]
No.
Iranians were Persian.
They can switch sides and abbandon their religion.
>The Gaul were the forefathers of the French, weren't they? As the Gallians, like Asterix and Obelix?
Yes...
User avatar #39 - matexius (3 hours ago) [-]
Right... Well after all that said...
eveyone has their definition of that and this, I respect that...

See yah 'round...
User avatar #40 - schnizel (3 hours ago) [-]
Bye.
#101 - Huh, that sword thing explains a lot, actually... 5 hours ago on Facts +14
#31 - Also, there's the fact that the Earth is changing faster than …  [+] (9 new replies) 6 hours ago on Daily reminder to not talk... 0
User avatar #32 - schnizel (5 hours ago) [-]
Everything un-noble or un Aryan. Basically a man of honor compared to a man with none.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horatius_Cocles
User avatar #33 - matexius (5 hours ago) [-]
I'm guessing you're German...
User avatar #34 - schnizel (5 hours ago) [-]
Bosnian.
User avatar #35 - matexius (4 hours ago) [-]
Eeee, brate, kako ide? Ja sam Slovenac, no sa ''Maribor'' sam pokazal ovo...
I tend to not use Croatian, Serbian or Bosnian, mainly because I don't need them everyday, so I don't speak them very well...
I did not see that coming... so you're telling me that anyone not from a race that's not your own even, is considered subhuman..
Bro, you just insulted yourself. Yes, yes, you also said anyone without honor is also that, but honour is a term used quite.... loosely to say the least, some say honorable people are those that respect their opponent, to not attack a woman or an unarmed opponent, etc.
User avatar #36 - schnizel (4 hours ago) [-]
No, I consider the Persians Aryan, and we are from the same branch and even Eastern asians are Aryan.
>loosely to say the least, some say honorable people are those that respect their opponent, to not attack a woman or an unarmed opponent, etc.
For the family, for the tribe, for Gaul.
As were the words of the founder of the Gaulish tribes, to protect themsleves from whatever harm and to ensure the survival of the next generation.
Genocide tends to solve many issues.
User avatar #37 - matexius (4 hours ago) [-]
Aren't you like Slavic? And from what I remember, the Persians were Iranian, so what? You're/ were muslim? But don't you hate them?

I'm sorry if I sound idiotic and ignorant right now, but I'm getting seriously mixed signals here...

The Gaul were the forefathers of the French, weren't they? As the Gallians, like Asterix and Obelix?
User avatar #38 - schnizel (3 hours ago) [-]
No.
Iranians were Persian.
They can switch sides and abbandon their religion.
>The Gaul were the forefathers of the French, weren't they? As the Gallians, like Asterix and Obelix?
Yes...
User avatar #39 - matexius (3 hours ago) [-]
Right... Well after all that said...
eveyone has their definition of that and this, I respect that...

See yah 'round...
User avatar #40 - schnizel (3 hours ago) [-]
Bye.
#29 - You'd be surprised who's the parasite here. Humanity is a…  [+] (11 new replies) 6 hours ago on Daily reminder to not talk... 0
#30 - schnizel (6 hours ago) [-]
>See the problem is; humanity thinks, with all it's tools, man-power and machinery we think we can contol the Earth. Tell me what's a group of people, even a big one against the searing Inferno of a Volcano, the Raging Tempest or an Earth-shattering Earthquake, can we trully control those?
Well, we are Earth children, we suck off our mother and conquer the galaxy. The subhuman would suck and die by ebola.
User avatar #31 - matexius (6 hours ago) [-]
Also, there's the fact that the Earth is changing faster than we can figure out a cheap-ish way of sending people to ''conquer the galaxy'', also, have you noticed just how fukken huge the galaxy is; so the problems of space, time and money arise.

So what's your definiton of subhuman?
Bonus: try to not use the terms ''jew'', ''nigger'' and ''gypsy'' in any of their forms or synonyms, even the plural and singular , everything else is fair game.
User avatar #32 - schnizel (5 hours ago) [-]
Everything un-noble or un Aryan. Basically a man of honor compared to a man with none.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horatius_Cocles
User avatar #33 - matexius (5 hours ago) [-]
I'm guessing you're German...
User avatar #34 - schnizel (5 hours ago) [-]
Bosnian.
User avatar #35 - matexius (4 hours ago) [-]
Eeee, brate, kako ide? Ja sam Slovenac, no sa ''Maribor'' sam pokazal ovo...
I tend to not use Croatian, Serbian or Bosnian, mainly because I don't need them everyday, so I don't speak them very well...
I did not see that coming... so you're telling me that anyone not from a race that's not your own even, is considered subhuman..
Bro, you just insulted yourself. Yes, yes, you also said anyone without honor is also that, but honour is a term used quite.... loosely to say the least, some say honorable people are those that respect their opponent, to not attack a woman or an unarmed opponent, etc.
User avatar #36 - schnizel (4 hours ago) [-]
No, I consider the Persians Aryan, and we are from the same branch and even Eastern asians are Aryan.
>loosely to say the least, some say honorable people are those that respect their opponent, to not attack a woman or an unarmed opponent, etc.
For the family, for the tribe, for Gaul.
As were the words of the founder of the Gaulish tribes, to protect themsleves from whatever harm and to ensure the survival of the next generation.
Genocide tends to solve many issues.
User avatar #37 - matexius (4 hours ago) [-]
Aren't you like Slavic? And from what I remember, the Persians were Iranian, so what? You're/ were muslim? But don't you hate them?

I'm sorry if I sound idiotic and ignorant right now, but I'm getting seriously mixed signals here...

The Gaul were the forefathers of the French, weren't they? As the Gallians, like Asterix and Obelix?
User avatar #38 - schnizel (3 hours ago) [-]
No.
Iranians were Persian.
They can switch sides and abbandon their religion.
>The Gaul were the forefathers of the French, weren't they? As the Gallians, like Asterix and Obelix?
Yes...
User avatar #39 - matexius (3 hours ago) [-]
Right... Well after all that said...
eveyone has their definition of that and this, I respect that...

See yah 'round...
User avatar #40 - schnizel (3 hours ago) [-]
Bye.
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User avatar #49 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
That comment of yours went by quicker Rebecca Black's moment of fame.
User avatar #50 to #49 - matexius (06/24/2014) [-]
Quite... I hate being unprofesional.

Forgeting the reaction picture is one of those cases... it bring shame to Motherland...
I take making people laugh very seriously...
#51 to #50 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
#52 to #51 - matexius (06/24/2014) [-]
Swine? No... in Mother Россия we eat Swine.   
And people who bring shame is sent to GULag.
Swine? No... in Mother Россия we eat Swine.
And people who bring shame is sent to GULag.
#53 to #52 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Russia you say? I mistook you for a fat Oh Bama cocksucker.
User avatar #54 to #53 - matexius (06/24/2014) [-]
Nyet tovarish... Obama destroy world. USA turn city to desert, steals oil. Bad business, may good look, but is bad.
Communism only way to survive.
#48 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #44 to #43 - matexius (02/07/2014) [-]
Where do you even find these?
User avatar #45 to #44 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
The Traditional Games board on 4chan, /tg/. That is one of the sole good places on that site.
User avatar #46 to #45 - matexius (02/07/2014) [-]
Considering some of the sutff I've seen on 4chan...I have to agree...
User avatar #47 to #46 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
/k/'s alright too. It's got decent content, anyway.
#33 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
Heretical this may be, it is a message that is needing to be spread.
User avatar #34 to #33 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
Don't worry I'll be sure to put this when I find relevance.
And here are some of my... thingyes:
1. We are just human, and even Immortals and Gods... get older, while it doesn't show on their outside... they still gosh-damn do.
2. Killing Xenos might be a problem, considering...well...Carnifexs and Nemesors, etc. Though...everything has a weakness. Be it Tyranids, Necrons, Tau,...
Finding the Tyranid Hivemind could be a serious advantage, of course it they have one, something like a huge creature, that controls every Tyranid, if not...capturing and studying a Tyranid might reveal a way to make them destroy themselves.
3. Humans were/will be/are not perfect, Chaos can corrupt us, no matter how righteous our intentions are... Humans are a selfish race, afterall. No matter who leads us, be it The Emperor in his Golden armor or a regular human in a tie.
4. Why can't we all just get along?
I'm gonna put a few pics below, a few might be useful...
#35 to #34 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
This could come in handy...
#36 to #35 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
Baneblade tank...

Holy Emperor...
#37 to #36 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
This guy's badass...
#38 to #37 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
You might already have this one

Go on, Click it...
#39 to #38 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
Farnsworth...

That cap looks... familiar?
#40 to #39 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
DAVE, CALM YOUR THRUSTERS FOR THE EMPERORS SAKE!!!!

Some people have no self-control...
#41 to #40 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
And...because I'm getting SC2: Heart of the Swarm in a few weeks... this is just something I found on the interwebz.

If you ever decide to play it...this guy... is...well...awesome...
#42 to #41 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
I had everything except for Dave. God-Emperor damn it, Dave!
#23 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
It was my honour to bring you in to the glory of the Forty-First Mullenium.
User avatar #24 to #23 - matexius (10/23/2013) [-]
*Internet Brofist*
#25 to #24 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
Myself, what captured me was the God-Emperor of Mankind. And y'know what, the thing that really got me was the actual humanity of the guy.

He's a dictator, who enforced harsh measures, but he was the most damn honest one mankind's ever had, and he had our best interests truly in heart.
He came up from Central Anatolia, 8000 BC, and for thirty millenia guided mankind - ALL humankind - from the back-scenes until he finally had enough somewhere near M23.
Even the guy's very existence is one of sacrifice. His creation? Tens if not hundreds of thousands of powerful psykers - world leaders, tribal shamans, witch-doctors and great philosophers just to name a few - all of them reincarnated as one into this massive legend of a person.

Honestly speaking, if the Emperor was a real being I would go with him. He simply has the best interests of us as a whole in heart.
User avatar #26 to #25 - matexius (10/23/2013) [-]
Read about him like 10 minutes ago.
Sadly all that sustains him now is ancient tech and pure will power. I have to respect that, even if he is a dictator, but hey...
#29 to #26 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
He's remaining in existence through sheer force of will.

Literally, a real man doesn't die, even when he's killed.

I will love you if you get this reference. Only a little homo.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - matexius (10/23/2013) [-]
Gurren lagan?
#31 to #30 - matexius (10/23/2013) [-]
Yoko is hot and pretty much on my list of ''Girls I want to get into bed, before I die'' list, which I'm pretty sure everyone has...
I mean come on, just try to maintain eye contact!
User avatar #32 to #31 - krasnogvardiech (10/24/2013) [-]
Hehe. Everybody.

She's 21 post-timeskip, by the way.
#1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
HERE WE GO, SKIY OF BROS.

Hm. It seems that I've taken your profile comment virginity.

Dohoho.

Steampunk/Deep sea dump is a go! Not all of them are backgrounds, however.
User avatar #5 to #1 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
Too bad I can't give thumbs <here>.
#7 to #5 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Comments... comments never change.

People do. Through the comments they post.
#9 to #7 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
No matter, how much I tell it to myself. It still sounds wierd.
User avatar #11 to #9 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As deep as the sea you asked me to post?
User avatar #15 to #11 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
Depends where in the sea.
#2 to #1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Not exactly Deep-Sea, but it counts, right?
#3 to #2 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I have Steampunk Spartans. I don't remember how I got these.
#4 to #3 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Underwater at least?
#8 to #6 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Does this count?

Personally, I prefer open, airy skies and airports over deep-sea things. I guess you'll be the Nuclear-Submarine captain while I'll be the Air Ace, right?
User avatar #13 to #8 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
I would prefer yes. I loved the book 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Well, if I ever will be. We'll have to meet eachother for a cup of tea on either my submarine or your sky-ship.
User avatar #16 to #13 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Skyship meets Submarine. I like the sound of that a lot.
#21 to #16 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
I understand that
While everyone else looks for the sky and beyond for freedom, I look towards the endless prairies, the deepest abyss and the darkest reaches of the deep sea. While above the surface, the strongest tempest rages, I dive into the seas calm arms. In the deep blue, the world on land is nothing more than a distant memory, fading away.
Word of advice: If you ever go to the deep. NEVER sing the Jaws Theme song.
#10 to #8 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
What I should have opened this dump with.
User avatar #17 to #10 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
I can so see that line in the movie, if they did it of course.
#12 to #10 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I am Russia. Very cute and sex.
#19 to #18 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As an appreciator of marine craft even though my preference is in the aeronautical field, this makes me sad. Such a good boat.
#20 to #19 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
This is all I'll be posting for now. It's 2 AM here and my eyelids are getting twitchy.
User avatar #22 to #20 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
Goodbye, my high-flying friend.
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