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matexius

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Date Signed Up:6/11/2012
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#156 - We know, it's just just fun to mess 'round with these guys. … 07/22/2016 on granny on wheels 0
#95 - More than the little Korean in the big pink Mech? 07/22/2016 on granny on wheels +5
#1145 - Ok, thanks anyway... sorry for disturbing you and calling you … 07/18/2016 on meringueluka's profile 0
#1143 - I can't decide between Team Valor, Instinct and Mystic. Wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2016 on meringueluka's profile 0
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#1144 - meringueluka (07/18/2016) [-]
idk, and idc.
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#1145 - matexius (07/18/2016) [-]
Ok, thanks anyway... sorry for disturbing you and calling you a pastry, I didn't mean it...
#1141 - Please notice me Sen-Pastry... hehehe, get it... …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2016 on meringueluka's profile 0
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#1142 - meringueluka (07/18/2016) [-]
hahaha fuck you. but sure, what's up?
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#1143 - matexius (07/18/2016) [-]
I can't decide between Team Valor, Instinct and Mystic.
Which one do you think is the best?
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#1144 - meringueluka (07/18/2016) [-]
idk, and idc.
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#1145 - matexius (07/18/2016) [-]
Ok, thanks anyway... sorry for disturbing you and calling you a pastry, I didn't mean it...
#11 - I thought you were one of those that hate Overwatch simply bec… 07/14/2016 on more gay stuff +1
#92 - I'm not exactly sure, don't play the game myself, despite the …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2016 on #Valor4Lyfe +2
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#102 - jaevel (07/14/2016) [-]
Well that's dumb. Thanks for answering!
#10 - Ok, I'm gonna have to descramble your comment a bit... …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2016 on more gay stuff +2
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#16 - daentraya (07/14/2016) [-]
oh and a clone should have different fingerprints as well, if we assume its the kind thats grown directly from a piece of DNA. im pretty sure fingerprints are just the randomized result of how the fingers grow and stuff when they babbies and has nothing to do with DNA. its just like having a twin, except you're older for some reason, and it has to get whatever shit you get onto your DNA up until that point. also it'd have no soul. because twins dont have souls.
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#15 - daentraya (07/14/2016) [-]
well, dude, click the spoiler above
i hope that biotech highschool classes teach more about epigenetics, it's really quite fascinating. sounds like its related to how cells know which kind of cells they're supposed to be, as well
epigenetics would still be in place for mercy and devilmercy, its chemical tags that they'd get individually, based on their respective environments etc, so if you have a clone long enough, it too should start to differentiate itself, i'd think
#6 - You do realize you can just press that Block Channel Content u…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2016 on more gay stuff +5
#67 - anon (07/15/2016) [-]
>Block the Overwatch channel
>Not in the fucking Overwatch channel
10/10
#42 - anon (07/15/2016) [-]
You realize that blocks ALL Overwatch content, and not just this horrible fucking ship, right.
#38 - anon (07/15/2016) [-]
You realize that applies to all Overwatch content, and not just this fucking horrendous ship right?
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#7 - supervillian (07/14/2016) [-]
I like overwatch stuff.
I don't like rehashed jokes.
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#11 - matexius (07/14/2016) [-]
I thought you were one of those that hate Overwatch simply because it has flooded the site, I apologize.
Well, we can't do much about it, people seem to like this stuff often and there's the: ''needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few'', so yah know; until a lot of people start to dislike this stuff, it'll be here.
#5 - This begs the ancient question: If you **** your clone, is it …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2016 on more gay stuff +5
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#9 - daentraya (07/14/2016) [-]
is fukken ur wifes twin cheating cuz dey got same dna as well except for epigenetics, but that would also happen to any clone after some amount of time so its still parallel genetically and technically speaking, so ye bro wud u fuk ur wifes clone/twin eh ehh?.
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#10 - matexius (07/14/2016) [-]
Ok, I'm gonna have to descramble your comment a bit...

Twins don't have the same DNA, no two people have the same DNA, twins just have it a lot more similar compared to everyone else; I mean, heck, their fingerprints aren't exactly the same, their genes shouldn't be either.
But clones, especially the ones in Sci-fi, do have the same DNA, I'm gonna take a wild guess and say DevilMercy and regular Mercy do as well...
I'm not gonna go into epigenetics, because that's slightly more advanced for what I'm currently trying to figure out...

Hell if I know; if my wife was up for it, fuck yeah.
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#16 - daentraya (07/14/2016) [-]
oh and a clone should have different fingerprints as well, if we assume its the kind thats grown directly from a piece of DNA. im pretty sure fingerprints are just the randomized result of how the fingers grow and stuff when they babbies and has nothing to do with DNA. its just like having a twin, except you're older for some reason, and it has to get whatever shit you get onto your DNA up until that point. also it'd have no soul. because twins dont have souls.
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#15 - daentraya (07/14/2016) [-]
well, dude, click the spoiler above
i hope that biotech highschool classes teach more about epigenetics, it's really quite fascinating. sounds like its related to how cells know which kind of cells they're supposed to be, as well
epigenetics would still be in place for mercy and devilmercy, its chemical tags that they'd get individually, based on their respective environments etc, so if you have a clone long enough, it too should start to differentiate itself, i'd think