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You liked my post. And I'm keeping my promise.
You liked my post. And I'm keeping my promise.
Put my name onto your comps. You know the kind of detailed information I can give. People can summon me for info.
ALRIGHT!
I'll put your name into the sticky so that they can see who to adress their question to.
Why I haven't until now is simply because I was able to answer them, but if you want it so much... sure...
Though, it may be in a while, I'm going on a break (incase you didn't read the ''afterword'')...
Actually...
I'll put your name into the sticky so that they can see who to adress their question to.
Why I haven't until now is simply because I was able to answer them, but if you want it so much... sure...
Though, it may be in a while, I'm going on a break (incase you didn't read the ''afterword'')...
Actually...
Thank you.
Sometimes in order to help yourself you need to help someone else. I figure detailed answers about 40k is a way of helping random people.
Sometimes in order to help yourself you need to help someone else. I figure detailed answers about 40k is a way of helping random people.
Hello there.
You are making some great posts about warhammer 40000.
Seriously, I have learned a lot from them. What you do is amazing.
Can you add me to the mention list? I don't want to lose any of them.
You are making some great posts about warhammer 40000.
Seriously, I have learned a lot from them. What you do is amazing.
Can you add me to the mention list? I don't want to lose any of them.
Well, if you guys didn't enjoy them, would there be a point for 'em?
Of course I can, though, after the next one... I'm gonna take a little break 'till I get new ideas.
Also, in case you haven't noticed; I post links to previous ones right under each one, in the stickies, but still, better safe than sorry, right?
You know, I mainly made these comps for people that started out with WH40K, short, simple and give the reader a desire to learn more...
Of course I can, though, after the next one... I'm gonna take a little break 'till I get new ideas.
Also, in case you haven't noticed; I post links to previous ones right under each one, in the stickies, but still, better safe than sorry, right?
You know, I mainly made these comps for people that started out with WH40K, short, simple and give the reader a desire to learn more...
Lol true.
You have made a lot, you deserve more than a break.
I know, thanks to that I have read them all
You have made a lot, you deserve more than a break.
I know, thanks to that I have read them all
That comment of yours went by quicker Rebecca Black's moment of fame.
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kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
The Traditional Games board on 4chan, /tg/. That is one of the sole good places on that site.
Don't worry I'll be sure to put this when I find relevance.
And here are some of my... thingyes:
1. We are just human, and even Immortals and Gods... get older, while it doesn't show on their outside... they still gosh-damn do.
2. Killing Xenos might be a problem, considering...well...Carnifexs and Nemesors, etc. Though...everything has a weakness. Be it Tyranids, Necrons, Tau,...
Finding the Tyranid Hivemind could be a serious advantage, of course it they have one, something like a huge creature, that controls every Tyranid, if not...capturing and studying a Tyranid might reveal a way to make them destroy themselves.
3. Humans were/will be/are not perfect, Chaos can corrupt us, no matter how righteous our intentions are... Humans are a selfish race, afterall. No matter who leads us, be it The Emperor in his Golden armor or a regular human in a tie.
4. Why can't we all just get along?
I'm gonna put a few pics below, a few might be useful...
And here are some of my... thingyes:
1. We are just human, and even Immortals and Gods... get older, while it doesn't show on their outside... they still gosh-damn do.
2. Killing Xenos might be a problem, considering...well...Carnifexs and Nemesors, etc. Though...everything has a weakness. Be it Tyranids, Necrons, Tau,...
Finding the Tyranid Hivemind could be a serious advantage, of course it they have one, something like a huge creature, that controls every Tyranid, if not...capturing and studying a Tyranid might reveal a way to make them destroy themselves.
3. Humans were/will be/are not perfect, Chaos can corrupt us, no matter how righteous our intentions are... Humans are a selfish race, afterall. No matter who leads us, be it The Emperor in his Golden armor or a regular human in a tie.
4. Why can't we all just get along?
I'm gonna put a few pics below, a few might be useful...
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krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
Myself, what captured me was the God-Emperor of Mankind. And y'know what, the thing that really got me was the actual humanity of the guy.
He's a dictator, who enforced harsh measures, but he was the most damn honest one mankind's ever had, and he had our best interests truly in heart.
He came up from Central Anatolia, 8000 BC, and for thirty millenia guided mankind - ALL humankind - from the back-scenes until he finally had enough somewhere near M23.
Even the guy's very existence is one of sacrifice. His creation? Tens if not hundreds of thousands of powerful psykers - world leaders, tribal shamans, witch-doctors and great philosophers just to name a few - all of them reincarnated as one into this massive legend of a person.
Honestly speaking, if the Emperor was a real being I would go with him. He simply has the best interests of us as a whole in heart.
He's a dictator, who enforced harsh measures, but he was the most damn honest one mankind's ever had, and he had our best interests truly in heart.
He came up from Central Anatolia, 8000 BC, and for thirty millenia guided mankind - ALL humankind - from the back-scenes until he finally had enough somewhere near M23.
Even the guy's very existence is one of sacrifice. His creation? Tens if not hundreds of thousands of powerful psykers - world leaders, tribal shamans, witch-doctors and great philosophers just to name a few - all of them reincarnated as one into this massive legend of a person.
Honestly speaking, if the Emperor was a real being I would go with him. He simply has the best interests of us as a whole in heart.
Skyship meets Submarine. I like the sound of that a lot.
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matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I understand that
While everyone else looks for the sky and beyond for freedom, I look towards the endless prairies, the deepest abyss and the darkest reaches of the deep sea. While above the surface, the strongest tempest rages, I dive into the seas calm arms. In the deep blue, the world on land is nothing more than a distant memory, fading away.
Word of advice: If you ever go to the deep. NEVER sing the Jaws Theme song.
While everyone else looks for the sky and beyond for freedom, I look towards the endless prairies, the deepest abyss and the darkest reaches of the deep sea. While above the surface, the strongest tempest rages, I dive into the seas calm arms. In the deep blue, the world on land is nothing more than a distant memory, fading away.
Word of advice: If you ever go to the deep. NEVER sing the Jaws Theme song.
