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#139 - chaossniper (22 hours ago) [-]
can i get the song?
#213 - anon (19 hours ago) [-]
yahel - im legend
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#214 - chaossniper (19 hours ago) [-]
thanks fam
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#79 - berengar (01/04/2016) [-]
Preparing to miss 90% chance to hit!
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#29 - palokomedios (01/04/2016) [-]
I am ready to die
#5 - meringueluka (01/03/2016) [-]
hell yer i am. im gonna save the fuck outta earth with my fellow autistic fuck tards.
#77 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
I'm in ma nigga, sign me up for the game, or something like that
Screenshot by me
#82 - emilwolf (01/04/2016) [-]
Shit, wasn't signed in, have another picture for my errors
#76 - noterax (01/04/2016) [-]
Get me a piece of that action Ma'am!
#65 - shadowdoogen (01/04/2016) [-]
I will be great cannon fodder should you include me.
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#64 - battlebrotherlayn (01/04/2016) [-]
Put me in a mech, watch as your luck suddenly increases.
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#51 - sillygamerguy (01/04/2016) [-]
Is there still some room for me on the team?
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#52 - meringueluka (01/04/2016) [-]
with my track record on Xcom their will ALWAYS be room.
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#50 - misterdonny (01/04/2016) [-]
I'm the man for sneaky beaky operations, just look at my profile picture
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Awesome, count me in
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I dont need to be a name, a nickname is fine
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I'm in.
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#40 - Virt (01/04/2016) [-]
i call dibs on being first casualty
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#38 - erotictentacle (01/04/2016) [-]
Cant wait to die for you as a rookie meatshield~

the greater good~
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I'm in. Remove space-kebab.
#21 - alwaysscaroused (01/03/2016) [-]
I'm in
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#12 - captainprincess (01/03/2016) [-]
I volunteer for mec trooper

if those are still a thing
#30 - pentol (01/04/2016) [-]
they are specifically not confirmed (yet)
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#13 - meringueluka (01/03/2016) [-]
i have my doubts, but if gene mods mechs are still a thing im betting they will be late game stuff. >>#8
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#15 - homestuckxplain (01/03/2016) [-]
You should record gameplay and upload to FJ. Hold raffles to get your name in and such.
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fingers crossed
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#86 - matexius ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Slovenes be like...
#85 - theimmortalemperor (11/02/2015) [-]
You are doing excellent work my son.
#81 - keplerx (09/12/2015) [-]
''Go protect him my goblings!''
User avatar #82 to #81 - matexius ONLINE (09/12/2015) [-]
Ummm... thanks...
But why?
User avatar #83 to #82 - keplerx (09/12/2015) [-]
/Better+be+safe/funny-pictures/5681608/#
You liked my post. And I'm keeping my promise.
#84 to #83 - matexius ONLINE (09/12/2015) [-]
Oh, damn...
I completely forgot...
it's admirable of you... really... I mean 3700+ thumbs... damn...
Anyway, thanks again and have a nice day...
Also have one of these; you never know...
User avatar #78 - krasnogvardiech (08/27/2015) [-]
Put my name onto your comps. You know the kind of detailed information I can give. People can summon me for info.
User avatar #79 to #78 - matexius ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
ALRIGHT!
I'll put your name into the sticky so that they can see who to adress their question to.
Why I haven't until now is simply because I was able to answer them, but if you want it so much... sure...
Though, it may be in a while, I'm going on a break (incase you didn't read the ''afterword'')...
Actually...
User avatar #80 to #79 - krasnogvardiech (08/27/2015) [-]
Thank you.

Sometimes in order to help yourself you need to help someone else. I figure detailed answers about 40k is a way of helping random people.
User avatar #75 - lordheckler (08/23/2015) [-]
Hello there.
You are making some great posts about warhammer 40000.
Seriously, I have learned a lot from them. What you do is amazing.
Can you add me to the mention list? I don't want to lose any of them.
User avatar #76 to #75 - matexius ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
Well, if you guys didn't enjoy them, would there be a point for 'em?

Of course I can, though, after the next one... I'm gonna take a little break 'till I get new ideas.
Also, in case you haven't noticed; I post links to previous ones right under each one, in the stickies, but still, better safe than sorry, right?

You know, I mainly made these comps for people that started out with WH40K, short, simple and give the reader a desire to learn more...
User avatar #77 to #76 - lordheckler (08/23/2015) [-]
Lol true.

You have made a lot, you deserve more than a break.
I know, thanks to that I have read them all
#60 - bloodygoodtime (05/05/2015) [-]
Here you go mate. Sorry it took so long.
#61 to #60 - matexius ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
Not a problem.
Thank you, my friend!
#55 - schnizel ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #56 to #55 - matexius ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
Wellp... that answered that question...
I should have paid more attention the last time I read through that...or at least...not forget 95% of it ever since I did...
#57 to #56 - schnizel ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
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User avatar #49 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
That comment of yours went by quicker Rebecca Black's moment of fame.
User avatar #50 to #49 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Quite... I hate being unprofesional.

Forgeting the reaction picture is one of those cases... it bring shame to Motherland...
I take making people laugh very seriously...
#51 to #50 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
#52 to #51 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Swine? No... in Mother Россия we eat Swine.   
And people who bring shame is sent to GULag.
Swine? No... in Mother Россия we eat Swine.
And people who bring shame is sent to GULag.
#53 to #52 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Russia you say? I mistook you for a fat Oh Bama cocksucker.
User avatar #54 to #53 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Nyet tovarish... Obama destroy world. USA turn city to desert, steals oil. Bad business, may good look, but is bad.
Communism only way to survive.
#48 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #44 to #43 - matexius ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Where do you even find these?
User avatar #45 to #44 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
The Traditional Games board on 4chan, /tg/. That is one of the sole good places on that site.
User avatar #46 to #45 - matexius ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Considering some of the sutff I've seen on 4chan...I have to agree...
User avatar #47 to #46 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
/k/'s alright too. It's got decent content, anyway.
#33 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
Heretical this may be, it is a message that is needing to be spread.
User avatar #34 to #33 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Don't worry I'll be sure to put this when I find relevance.
And here are some of my... thingyes:
1. We are just human, and even Immortals and Gods... get older, while it doesn't show on their outside... they still gosh-damn do.
2. Killing Xenos might be a problem, considering...well...Carnifexs and Nemesors, etc. Though...everything has a weakness. Be it Tyranids, Necrons, Tau,...
Finding the Tyranid Hivemind could be a serious advantage, of course it they have one, something like a huge creature, that controls every Tyranid, if not...capturing and studying a Tyranid might reveal a way to make them destroy themselves.
3. Humans were/will be/are not perfect, Chaos can corrupt us, no matter how righteous our intentions are... Humans are a selfish race, afterall. No matter who leads us, be it The Emperor in his Golden armor or a regular human in a tie.
4. Why can't we all just get along?
I'm gonna put a few pics below, a few might be useful...
#35 to #34 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
This could come in handy...
#36 to #35 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Baneblade tank...

Holy Emperor...
#37 to #36 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
This guy's badass...
#38 to #37 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
You might already have this one

Go on, Click it...
#39 to #38 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Farnsworth...

That cap looks... familiar?
#40 to #39 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
DAVE, CALM YOUR THRUSTERS FOR THE EMPERORS SAKE!!!!

Some people have no self-control...
#41 to #40 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
And...because I'm getting SC2: Heart of the Swarm in a few weeks... this is just something I found on the interwebz.

If you ever decide to play it...this guy... is...well...awesome...
#42 to #41 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
I had everything except for Dave. God-Emperor damn it, Dave!
#23 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
It was my honour to bring you in to the glory of the Forty-First Mullenium.
User avatar #24 to #23 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
*Internet Brofist*
#25 to #24 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
Myself, what captured me was the God-Emperor of Mankind. And y'know what, the thing that really got me was the actual humanity of the guy.

He's a dictator, who enforced harsh measures, but he was the most damn honest one mankind's ever had, and he had our best interests truly in heart.
He came up from Central Anatolia, 8000 BC, and for thirty millenia guided mankind - ALL humankind - from the back-scenes until he finally had enough somewhere near M23.
Even the guy's very existence is one of sacrifice. His creation? Tens if not hundreds of thousands of powerful psykers - world leaders, tribal shamans, witch-doctors and great philosophers just to name a few - all of them reincarnated as one into this massive legend of a person.

Honestly speaking, if the Emperor was a real being I would go with him. He simply has the best interests of us as a whole in heart.
User avatar #26 to #25 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Read about him like 10 minutes ago.
Sadly all that sustains him now is ancient tech and pure will power. I have to respect that, even if he is a dictator, but hey...
#29 to #26 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
He's remaining in existence through sheer force of will.

Literally, a real man doesn't die, even when he's killed.

I will love you if you get this reference. Only a little homo.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Gurren lagan?
#31 to #30 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Yoko is hot and pretty much on my list of ''Girls I want to get into bed, before I die'' list, which I'm pretty sure everyone has...
I mean come on, just try to maintain eye contact!
User avatar #32 to #31 - krasnogvardiech (10/24/2013) [-]
Hehe. Everybody.

She's 21 post-timeskip, by the way.
#1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
HERE WE GO, SKIY OF BROS.

Hm. It seems that I've taken your profile comment virginity.

Dohoho.

Steampunk/Deep sea dump is a go! Not all of them are backgrounds, however.
User avatar #5 to #1 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Too bad I can't give thumbs <here>.
#7 to #5 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Comments... comments never change.

People do. Through the comments they post.
#9 to #7 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
No matter, how much I tell it to myself. It still sounds wierd.
User avatar #11 to #9 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As deep as the sea you asked me to post?
User avatar #15 to #11 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Depends where in the sea.
#2 to #1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Not exactly Deep-Sea, but it counts, right?
#3 to #2 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I have Steampunk Spartans. I don't remember how I got these.
#4 to #3 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Underwater at least?
#8 to #6 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Does this count?

Personally, I prefer open, airy skies and airports over deep-sea things. I guess you'll be the Nuclear-Submarine captain while I'll be the Air Ace, right?
User avatar #13 to #8 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I would prefer yes. I loved the book 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Well, if I ever will be. We'll have to meet eachother for a cup of tea on either my submarine or your sky-ship.
User avatar #16 to #13 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Skyship meets Submarine. I like the sound of that a lot.
#21 to #16 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I understand that
While everyone else looks for the sky and beyond for freedom, I look towards the endless prairies, the deepest abyss and the darkest reaches of the deep sea. While above the surface, the strongest tempest rages, I dive into the seas calm arms. In the deep blue, the world on land is nothing more than a distant memory, fading away.
Word of advice: If you ever go to the deep. NEVER sing the Jaws Theme song.
#10 to #8 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
What I should have opened this dump with.
User avatar #17 to #10 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I can so see that line in the movie, if they did it of course.
#12 to #10 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I am Russia. Very cute and sex.
#19 to #18 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As an appreciator of marine craft even though my preference is in the aeronautical field, this makes me sad. Such a good boat.
#20 to #19 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
This is all I'll be posting for now. It's 2 AM here and my eyelids are getting twitchy.
User avatar #22 to #20 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Goodbye, my high-flying friend.
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