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#2 - Picture 01/08/2016 on Interesting strategy +15
#177 - I do the same, but wouldnt recommend to new drivers, they woul… 01/05/2016 on 3 pedals 0
#22 - that lipstick color is ugly as **** tho  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Mademoiselle Hat +56
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#73 - kegget (01/06/2016) [-]
This was probably done for a photoshoot.

They always do all the make-up before the hair, put foundation over the lips, then put the lipstick on dead last because lipstick smudges and stuff.
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#46 - ieatbengay (01/05/2016) [-]
all her makeup is ugly lol

could just be the soft filter though
#36 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Ah yes
The "I have no lips" lipstick.
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#29 - lmOldGreg (01/05/2016) [-]
That's one of my favourite lipstick colours
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on I fail at the most basic... +7
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#24 - muffincannibal (01/02/2016) [-]
WHY AREN'T YOU PEOPLE DIRECTLY REPLYING TO EACH OTHER?
#394 - I want dishonored 2 so bad 01/01/2016 on May lord have mercy on my... +1
#2 - Picture 12/30/2015 on Asya Makasya 1 0
#84 - weird, in my country you must learn manual in order to get a s…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/26/2015 on 3 pedals +13
#161 - firesky (12/27/2015) [-]
Same goes for Austria
#116 - ukulisti (12/26/2015) [-]
Same in Finland.
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#101 - sumerfag (12/26/2015) [-]
in my country almost nobody drives manual
#130 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
what country would that be, jesus christ are you all handicapped?
#131 - sumerfag (12/26/2015) [-]
#138 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
absolutely not everyone is driving autos, theres loads of people who drive manuals, he either lives in handicapped part of USA or lies
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#153 - sumerfag (12/26/2015) [-]
only 7% of Americans know how to drive stick
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#147 - yunoavailable (12/26/2015) [-]
eh, I live in Indiana and I would estimate 95% of the vehicles I see on the road are automatics. maybe if you live in the south or something this is different but essentially all cars, nearly all SUV's, and even most trucks are automatic in the USA
#80 - Here driving instructors never teach to use hand brake, you ju…  [+] (17 new replies) 12/26/2015 on 3 pedals +17
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#176 - thenippyone (01/05/2016) [-]
I just release the brake and gun it, but your way sounds safer in tight situations
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#177 - matakeshi (01/05/2016) [-]
I do the same, but wouldnt recommend to new drivers, they would probably go out with the engine, if this would happen in a road cross, it would be really bad
#155 - satanasaurus (12/26/2015) [-]
Where I live (Romania) we are taught both methods. Though, i do think brake pedal is the better one.
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#145 - GmCity (12/26/2015) [-]
Doesn't work if your driving a weak petrol. Diesel handles it fine though.
#160 - firesky (12/26/2015) [-]
I drive a 75 PS (74 bhp) 1,1 litre petrol.
Living in a pre-alpine region I never had a problem with that method.
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#171 - GmCity (12/27/2015) [-]
Yeah you'll be fine from around a 0.8 upwards, but in the city I'm starting to see more and more that are 0.6 or lower. Fine until you get to a hill and then you get stuck behind the struggling fucker.
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#82 - sumerfag (12/26/2015) [-]
Driving instructors don't teach manual where I live, you need to find someone else who knows how to if you want to learn
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#154 - mazvaddox (12/26/2015) [-]
I taught myself.
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#84 - matakeshi (12/26/2015) [-]
weird, in my country you must learn manual in order to get a standard licence, if you drive only autos youll get a specific driving licence with limitations
#161 - firesky (12/27/2015) [-]
Same goes for Austria
#116 - ukulisti (12/26/2015) [-]
Same in Finland.
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#101 - sumerfag (12/26/2015) [-]
in my country almost nobody drives manual
#130 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
what country would that be, jesus christ are you all handicapped?
#131 - sumerfag (12/26/2015) [-]
#138 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
absolutely not everyone is driving autos, theres loads of people who drive manuals, he either lives in handicapped part of USA or lies
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#153 - sumerfag (12/26/2015) [-]
only 7% of Americans know how to drive stick
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#147 - yunoavailable (12/26/2015) [-]
eh, I live in Indiana and I would estimate 95% of the vehicles I see on the road are automatics. maybe if you live in the south or something this is different but essentially all cars, nearly all SUV's, and even most trucks are automatic in the USA
#11 - Picture 12/26/2015 on Merry XMAS +3
#230 - If i get chosen, roll one number inbetween 1-20, and go that n… 12/25/2015 on MORE FREE SHIT. GET IN HERE. 0
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User avatar #23 - skyrimdovah (10/01/2015) [-]
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#11 - metalbird (09/25/2015) [-]

You have been ShEMCKLED for your coin by JEW game LEGUE of LAdGENS
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#13 to #12 - metalbird (09/25/2015) [-]
quit league, go play doto
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#14 to #13 - matakeshi (09/25/2015) [-]
quit doto, go play league
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User avatar #15 to #14 - metalbird (09/25/2015) [-]
tried smite and league , both jew games, 2 ez games
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#16 to #15 - matakeshi (09/25/2015) [-]
too ez u mean u lose against bots, im tired now, 2 different games, u like dota, then play dota, I like lol I play lol, I dont understand why you want other peoples acknowledgement
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User avatar #17 to #16 - metalbird (09/25/2015) [-]
no, i'm just telling that you like playing with game that a jew just shat out, and it isn't gold this time.
Dota 2 Great NEW UI , Integrated MOD UI system so you can install and play mods While in game. better graphics, better everything. great job volvo
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User avatar #18 to #17 - matakeshi (09/25/2015) [-]
Ok now youre just hating, I can aswell jump on the hate wagon.
Why tf is dota so ******* unresponsive and slow, why the game is unbalanced and not flexible, why is it so unclear where is what, is it purposly trying to be misleading as **** ? why is performs so **** and it feels like controlling a rusty old **** fishing ship, why teamfights are so rusty and clunky, why cant it be responsive, fast and instantaneous like in lol, hurr durr, im fan boyh. Also lets take a look at your arguments. "i'm just telling that you like playing with game that a jew just shat out" - according to who? just because you suck it doesnt mean its like for everyone. Dota 2 Great NEW UI Are you implying lol doesnt have good ui aswell? its even more clear than **** dotas UI, also whats with the emphasis on the "new"?. Mods, its neutral, idk if they are allowed in rankeds, if they are - they shouldnt be. And in non rankeds, it doesnt matter. Better graphics, wow what a plus!, I bet people play minecraft for its graphics! Better everything, ok you got me here, i give up, you won the entire argument with that sick all-destroying argument
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User avatar #20 to #18 - metalbird (09/25/2015) [-]
whata paragraph i type this again. league is poop
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User avatar #21 to #20 - matakeshi (09/25/2015) [-]
according to a person who sucks at this poop
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User avatar #19 to #18 - matakeshi (09/25/2015) [-]
Believe me bro, I've been here much longer, if youre wrong, dont try to argue, you wont last long
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User avatar #22 to #19 - metalbird (09/25/2015) [-]
kek i am funny junk faglord blue name
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User avatar #7 to #5 - matakeshi (09/21/2014) [-]
fag
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User avatar #6 to #5 - matakeshi (09/21/2014) [-]
Are you saying who you are? a SWJ? Never knew you were one
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User avatar #8 to #6 - joshlol (09/21/2014) [-]
you made some stupid barely-coherent comment somewhere calling me an SJW
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User avatar #9 to #8 - matakeshi (09/21/2014) [-]
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#4 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
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User avatar #3 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
 
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