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Date Signed Up:10/25/2011
Last Login:10/02/2014
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#5 - but if gears were to be set like that, they wouldn't work...  [+] (8 new replies) 20 hours ago on I'm no engineer +117
#8 - thorisawhore (19 hours ago) [-]
#18 - mr skeltal (14 hours ago) [-]
i don't get it
please somebody explain why the cogs wouldnt spin
#33 - mr skeltal (13 hours ago) [-]
Put two gears together. One will spin clockwise, and the other anticlockwise.

Now try to throw in another gear (so that they all touch). One of the original gears will want to turn it clockwise, but the other wants to turn it counterclockwise. The motions contradict, so you just end up jamming the system.
#84 - cormy (6 hours ago) [-]
>anticlockwise

SOMEONE HELP HELP! MY JIMMIES ARE BEING RUSTLED!
#67 - fistmyass (9 hours ago) [-]
What if we add a fourth gear? Problem solved!
#20 - loctos (14 hours ago) [-]
well, if one spins clockwise, the next one spins counterclockwise. of both are spinning clockwise and a third gear is introduced, they are both pushing the gear in opposite directions.
User avatar #11 - Indoknight (17 hours ago) [-]
actually, i didn't realize until he mentioned it lol
User avatar #90 - lolzordz (5 hours ago) [-]
the title is "im no engineer, but"

implying you dont need to be an engineer to understand the joke
#1 - Picture 09/24/2014 on Romania is of removings now +1
#17 - Picture 09/24/2014 on fiora vs yasuo lane +16
#22 - Picture 09/24/2014 on (untitled) +1
#10 - shut your whore mouth you ******* ****** … 09/23/2014 on (untitled) +1
#8 - oh snap  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on (untitled) +2
#9 - mr skeltal (09/23/2014) [-]
Retard.
User avatar #10 - matakeshi (09/23/2014) [-]
shut your whore mouth you fucking nigger faggot
#3 - It would look like this, not like that, it would not have 6 li…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/23/2014 on (untitled) +4
User avatar #13 - dunkleosteus (09/23/2014) [-]
There are two ways to do opposite. 1. you take the bits that a centaur doesn't have, and combine those. Give you hips and legs of a human with a horse head on top. 2. you switch the animals. Gives you the body of a human and the front half of a horse, which is what is in the image.
User avatar #11 - jokerjack (09/23/2014) [-]
A centaur only replaces the neck and head of the horse with an entire human torso, thus the same with the reverse.

The limbs give it away
User avatar #6 - mrblueftw (09/23/2014) [-]
centaur has 4 legs, 2 arms
opposite of that is 4 arms, 2 legs.
User avatar #5 - ancano (09/23/2014) [-]
centaurs have six limbs.... so a reverse one would too
User avatar #20 - lotengo (09/23/2014) [-]
a centaur is horse from the waiste down and human waiste up
The content shows a horse part from the waiste up on top of a human neck, and 90 % of a human body

A reverse centaur would be like matakeshi described in comment #3

#22 - matakeshi (09/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 - icameheretotroll (09/23/2014) [-]
Centaurs:

Same amount of legs as horse
Same amount of hands as human

Reverse centaur

Same amount of legs as human
Same amount of hands as horse

so basically this centaur should not have horse hands, either that or should walk on all fours which would look like something from silent fucking hill
User avatar #19 - ancano (09/23/2014) [-]
notice how limbs aren't specific?
User avatar #18 - ancano (09/23/2014) [-]
that's based on a pisspoor definition of reverse centaur. the name it'self is misleading.

bottom 4 limbs of a centaur:
horse
top 2:
human

Bottom 4 limbs of a reverse centaur:
human
top 2:
horse

quit overthinking things
User avatar #8 - matakeshi (09/23/2014) [-]
oh snap
#9 - mr skeltal (09/23/2014) [-]
Retard.
User avatar #10 - matakeshi (09/23/2014) [-]
shut your whore mouth you fucking nigger faggot
#50 - thats like stone age **** right there. Try you …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on Eye fucking game +1
User avatar #61 - joshlol (09/23/2014) [-]
but the link it gives you is a link to a page with the image on it (among some ugly ads/facebook ui shit) so you can't just paste it into the FJ upload via URL thing

puush also lets you upload any files from your pc, txt / webm / mp4 / zip etc
#27 - getting real ******* tired of this feminist bull … 09/23/2014 on Repost from Reddit 0
#26 - only if you have cash for it 09/23/2014 on Satisfaction +12

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User avatar #7 to #5 - matakeshi (09/21/2014) [-]
fag
User avatar #6 to #5 - matakeshi (09/21/2014) [-]
Are you saying who you are? a SWJ? Never knew you were one
User avatar #8 to #6 - joshlol (09/21/2014) [-]
you made some stupid barely-coherent comment somewhere calling me an SJW
User avatar #9 to #8 - matakeshi (09/21/2014) [-]
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