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mastertarium

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Date Signed Up:5/25/2013
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#173 - anon (09/07/2015) [-]
Is ded
User avatar #174 to #173 - mastertarium (09/07/2015) [-]
Pfft you wish
#169 - englman (08/22/2015) [-]
Hey, I wanted to check up on ya since I noticed you online.

How are you feeling? I hope everything went well?
User avatar #160 to #159 - mastertarium (08/22/2015) [-]
okay lol
User avatar #162 to #161 - mastertarium (08/22/2015) [-]
Look at the ***** I don't give. Being a brony isn't that great anymore, except the hate is funny.
#163 to #162 - clavatnine (08/22/2015) [-]
>implying it was ever great, or even mediocre.
User avatar #164 to #163 - mastertarium (08/22/2015) [-]
Used to be when you are new, but now it is meh.
User avatar #165 to #164 - clavatnine (08/22/2015) [-]
Can I tell you a secret?
this is an alt account
User avatar #166 to #165 - mastertarium (08/22/2015) [-]
MMkay and?
User avatar #168 to #167 - mastertarium (08/22/2015) [-]
I'm confused, but okay lol
User avatar #152 - Sewallman (08/20/2015) [-]
HEYY!

Tell me which hospital room you're in. I want to come by and bring you something..
I live in Rochester, soo..
User avatar #153 to #152 - mastertarium (08/21/2015) [-]
**** dude I already left :/
User avatar #154 to #153 - Sewallman (08/21/2015) [-]
Are you still in Rochester?
User avatar #155 to #154 - mastertarium (08/21/2015) [-]
Sadly I am not, but I will be back thursday. Let me find which hotel I am staying at, then I will invite you over wednesday :3
User avatar #156 to #155 - Sewallman (08/21/2015) [-]
Stay at the double tree, I clean the skyways there over night. I can stop by and bring you food and stuff.
User avatar #157 to #156 - mastertarium (08/21/2015) [-]
Alright! sounds great! Thank you!
User avatar #158 to #157 - Sewallman (08/21/2015) [-]
Give me a text when you get there and **** . 507-226-5012
User avatar #170 to #158 - teoyuppie (08/22/2015) [-]
Saved. I'm gonna text you so many memes right now : )
User avatar #171 to #170 - Sewallman (08/22/2015) [-]
I didn't get any,
User avatar #172 to #171 - teoyuppie (08/22/2015) [-]
I'm a procrastinator. I'll get to it. . . eventually. YOU'LL SEE!
User avatar #151 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (08/18/2015) [-]
I hope you're alright man, stay strong!
User avatar #149 - skeebaw (08/18/2015) [-]
Good luck, great person I don't know.
User avatar #150 to #149 - skeebaw (08/18/2015) [-]
I'll see you on thee other side where you can scold me for reply to my own comment
#148 - garymotherfingoak (08/18/2015) [-]
It's pretty much assured that the procedure will go fine, they're professionals m8.
#147 - parishailsatan (08/18/2015) [-]
But in all seriousness I wish you the best of luck. Everything will be fine in the end. This world can't kill you that easily.
#146 - sweatanus (08/18/2015) [-]
Hey bro, dont die <3  .gif old af
Hey bro, dont die <3 .gif old af
#136 - xxdarkdanxx (08/18/2015) [-]
I don't know you and you don't know me   
   
But I really hope that you'll pull through with that surgery.   
The last thing we need is to lose another good FJer   
   
Of course there's a chance something could go wrong, everything has a chance to go wrong.   
You might be walking down the stairs, miss a step and die, but that hasn't happened, now has it?   
So don't worry about that surgery, it'll all be quick over with before you know it.   
   
Stay strong and don't lose your waaaaaaaay
I don't know you and you don't know me

But I really hope that you'll pull through with that surgery.
The last thing we need is to lose another good FJer

Of course there's a chance something could go wrong, everything has a chance to go wrong.
You might be walking down the stairs, miss a step and die, but that hasn't happened, now has it?
So don't worry about that surgery, it'll all be quick over with before you know it.

Stay strong and don't lose your waaaaaaaay
User avatar #137 to #136 - mastertarium (08/18/2015) [-]
I dont know whether to be turned on by that picture or scared.

Thank you sir/ma'am
#138 to #137 - xxdarkdanxx (08/18/2015) [-]
Why not both?
User avatar #139 to #138 - mastertarium (08/18/2015) [-]
I cant jerk it until my second half of the surgery is done next week!
User avatar #140 to #139 - xxdarkdanxx (08/18/2015) [-]
oop

guess that means I have no more business here
User avatar #141 to #140 - mastertarium (08/18/2015) [-]
In the near future you do~
#142 to #141 - xxdarkdanxx (08/18/2015) [-]





I'll be back, don't worry
User avatar #143 to #142 - mastertarium (08/18/2015) [-]
How do you know my weakness is ass?
#144 to #143 - xxdarkdanxx (08/18/2015) [-]
Well according to most statistics, butt > boobs

So it was just a 50/50 chance
User avatar #145 to #144 - mastertarium (08/18/2015) [-]
Jesus! This dry spell will end with a bang
#133 - englman (08/18/2015) [-]
I hope you recover quickly friend, I'm praying for you<3
User avatar #134 to #133 - mastertarium (08/18/2015) [-]
Thanks!
#132 - Sunset ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
good luck
User avatar #135 to #132 - mastertarium (08/18/2015) [-]
Thank you
#131 - seapuss (08/17/2015) [-]
Hey, let me know how the surgery went man <3
User avatar #129 - sandniggatron (08/17/2015) [-]
yo good luck with the surgery mang
User avatar #130 to #129 - sandniggatron (08/17/2015) [-]
or well at this point in time i guess I hope it went of without a hitch
#128 - GEARBOY (08/17/2015) [-]
chu can do et
User avatar #106 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2015) [-]
havent seen you on in awhile
wuzzap
User avatar #107 to #106 - mastertarium (07/01/2015) [-]
Oh **** ! I have only one Pokemon left.

Nothing much man, you?
User avatar #108 to #107 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2015) [-]
trying to push through my summer math course
User avatar #109 to #108 - mastertarium (07/01/2015) [-]
I'm stuck in MN trying to get through two weeks of doctors appointments...
User avatar #110 to #109 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2015) [-]
yeesh, why so many?
User avatar #111 to #110 - mastertarium (07/01/2015) [-]
Getting ready for a surgery. Brain surgery.
User avatar #112 to #111 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2015) [-]
Good luck man. what's it for?
User avatar #114 to #112 - mastertarium (07/01/2015) [-]
Just a neurological issue thats ruining my life.
User avatar #115 to #114 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2015) [-]
sorry for the late reply
jeez, that's awful... I'm sure the surgery will go well and you'll be back to your old self ^^
User avatar #116 to #115 - mastertarium (07/01/2015) [-]
I have had it for 10 years. Never will know freedom, only relief. It is a bad thing bruh.
User avatar #117 to #116 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2015) [-]
how did it start?
User avatar #118 to #117 - mastertarium (07/01/2015) [-]
Genetics. I was born with it. Early onset at age 8 and it just got worse and worse. Can't play videogames or guitar, but I can sleep...
User avatar #119 to #118 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2015) [-]
im sorry man... at least the surgery will get you some much needed relief.
User avatar #120 to #119 - mastertarium (07/01/2015) [-]
60-80% improvement is what I'm looking at, so.
User avatar #122 to #121 - mastertarium (07/01/2015) [-]
Jesus you type fast.
User avatar #123 to #122 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2015) [-]
i just happened to see it right when you replied
User avatar #124 to #123 - mastertarium (07/01/2015) [-]
I'm not a very fast typist...
User avatar #125 to #124 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2015) [-]
seems fast enough to me
User avatar #126 to #125 - mastertarium (07/01/2015) [-]
Depends on how much I have to type, my dystonia, etc etc etc. Sucks dick...
User avatar #127 to #126 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2015) [-]
indeed. good luck man.
User avatar #113 to #112 - mastertarium (07/01/2015) [-]
Cancer Dystonia
User avatar #103 - andra ONLINE (06/27/2015) [-]
neigh
User avatar #105 to #103 - mastertarium (06/27/2015) [-]
Lets go. My place right now!
#104 to #103 - mastertarium (06/27/2015) [-]
I'm gunna **** it! It said neigh!
#82 - dashgamer (06/18/2015) [-]
I guess the comments really are disappearing.
#83 to #82 - mastertarium (06/18/2015) [-]
Guess we will have to keep it to ourselves eh?
#84 to #83 - dashgamer (06/18/2015) [-]
If you need dopamine, you should do c-c-c-cocaine.
#85 to #84 - mastertarium (06/18/2015) [-]
Uh... I need to calm down not speed up.
#86 to #85 - dashgamer (06/18/2015) [-]
Do the cocaine. DO IT.
#90 to #89 - dashgamer (06/18/2015) [-]
Life is meaningless, so why the **** not.
Rather than cocaine, I'm addicted to energy drinks and beef jerky.
#92 to #91 - dashgamer (06/21/2015) [-]
Seriously.
I used to spend nearly $100 a week on junk food, back before it gave me severe heartburn.
#93 to #92 - mastertarium (06/24/2015) [-]
>MFW junkfood
#94 to #93 - dashgamer (06/24/2015) [-]
MFW
MFW
#95 to #94 - mastertarium (06/24/2015) [-]
GUILTY OF CUTE!
User avatar #74 - garymotherfingoak (02/04/2015) [-]
I haven't seen you on in awhile. wuzzap?
User avatar #75 to #74 - mastertarium (02/04/2015) [-]
I am a slave to walmart my friend and sleep. Thats about it.
User avatar #77 to #75 - garymotherfingoak (02/05/2015) [-]
ouch. how are you a slave to your friend though?
User avatar #78 to #77 - mastertarium (02/06/2015) [-]
I'll try this again. I'm a slave to Walmaart, my friend.
#80 to #79 - mastertarium (02/07/2015) [-]
Yup, so how are you?
User avatar #81 to #80 - garymotherfingoak (02/07/2015) [-]
im alright, procrastinating
#63 - jackmaccone (01/07/2015) [-]
well little story time, i'm a hungarian who lives in germany i have some hungarian friends and some german friends i used to play xbox with my german friends and xbox with my hungarian friends. All good and fine i was playing destiny with one of my german friends and his random friend then suddenly my mic muted and they thought that i'm out of the party and they started talkin 			****		 about me, i don't know what to think so after my mic unmuted i told him that this is pretty 			******		 from him that he's such a huge asshole to me so i left the party and deleted him from my Friendslist, this was the story about my first friend. Now we getting to my second friend, we played often together and we talked 			****		 together about my ex-buddy and his brother, and this 			*******		 moron told him that only i was talking 			****		 about him and i hadn't know it that he told him EVERYTHING what i talked about him. So after a while i'm in a party with my hungarian friends and the kid is coming into the party i think you know how weird it is hungarians who try to speak german for fun that the german kid don't get upset, so and the german kid got upset. And again the german kid joined the party again and don't said a word probably his mic has not worked as usual and i continued talking to my hungarian friends, suddenly the german kid is leaving and deleted me from his FL, i saw that and asked what happened and he hadn't answered me. So i lost 2 good friends in a short amount of time, i want to apologize to them but they don't talk to me anymore. i think there is no sense in my story but try to apologize to your good friend, better BEG to your friend to forgive you i lost many friends that way that i hadn't apologized
well little story time, i'm a hungarian who lives in germany i have some hungarian friends and some german friends i used to play xbox with my german friends and xbox with my hungarian friends. All good and fine i was playing destiny with one of my german friends and his random friend then suddenly my mic muted and they thought that i'm out of the party and they started talkin **** about me, i don't know what to think so after my mic unmuted i told him that this is pretty ****** from him that he's such a huge asshole to me so i left the party and deleted him from my Friendslist, this was the story about my first friend. Now we getting to my second friend, we played often together and we talked **** together about my ex-buddy and his brother, and this ******* moron told him that only i was talking **** about him and i hadn't know it that he told him EVERYTHING what i talked about him. So after a while i'm in a party with my hungarian friends and the kid is coming into the party i think you know how weird it is hungarians who try to speak german for fun that the german kid don't get upset, so and the german kid got upset. And again the german kid joined the party again and don't said a word probably his mic has not worked as usual and i continued talking to my hungarian friends, suddenly the german kid is leaving and deleted me from his FL, i saw that and asked what happened and he hadn't answered me. So i lost 2 good friends in a short amount of time, i want to apologize to them but they don't talk to me anymore. i think there is no sense in my story but try to apologize to your good friend, better BEG to your friend to forgive you i lost many friends that way that i hadn't apologized
#64 to #63 - mastertarium (01/07/2015) [-]
I understand the feeling. I have few friends at the moment and losing a peverbial life line when my medicine doesn't work is saddening. I hate being alone.
I understand the feeling. I have few friends at the moment and losing a peverbial life line when my medicine doesn't work is saddening. I hate being alone.
#65 to #64 - jackmaccone (01/07/2015) [-]
to be honest i'm 20 years old and love to be alone, but if i get some friends and they get pissed of me and leave me it hurts more than a leg burned with fresh made ramen soup
User avatar #66 to #65 - mastertarium (01/07/2015) [-]
>.< Ow!

I understand the feel.
#67 to #66 - jackmaccone (01/07/2015) [-]
if you can't live alone like me, then try to keep your friends closer to yourself as you can
#68 to #67 - mastertarium (01/07/2015) [-]
Sounds good.
Sounds good.
#70 to #69 - mastertarium (01/07/2015) [-]
I dunno, I am feeling better than when I posted the status.
#71 to #70 - jackmaccone (01/07/2015) [-]
heh, now i know why everyone says that i'm helpful like a 9mm
User avatar #72 to #71 - mastertarium (01/07/2015) [-]
You are helping me dude. Its been a bad few months, thats all.
#73 to #72 - jackmaccone (01/07/2015) [-]
well that's the best that i can do
well that's the best that i can do
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