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Gender: male
Age: 22
Facebook Profile: How 'bout "Fuck No".
Youtube Channel: nineinchnailsVEVO
Steam Profile: font4na
Consoles Owned: None.
Video Games Played: Quake Live, Quake III Arena, Unreal Tournament, Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Chess.
X-box Gamertag: Like if I had an X-Box.
PSN: Me? PS3? Yeah, right....
Interests: Nine Inch Nails, Queens of the Stone Age, music, bigbaddrag's IRL.
Date Signed Up:2/25/2012
Last Login:1/28/2015
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Feel free to call me mafns.
I like music, it's my favorite topic. I love the blue color. I like Fairy Tail, but I'd thank you if you don't take me for a weeb.

bigbaddrag is waifu.

"Time is the best healer and music is the best painkiller. And the good about music is that it helps to make the time flow."

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#5221 - If a girl likes you, let her be the one to look after you is t… 2 hours ago on masterofmuffins's profile 0
#10352206 - omg 3 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
#10352201 - Okay you're cool 'nuff. But I'll be watching you tink, you…  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #10352204 - tinkotin (3 hours ago) [-]
you don't gotta watch me i don't have threesomes with nick
User avatar #10352206 - masterofmuffins (3 hours ago) [-]
omg
#5219 - Hmm, interesting. That reminds me to and old advice I got …  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on masterofmuffins's profile 0
#5220 - SumoWamm (3 hours ago) [-]
Explain please.
User avatar #5221 - masterofmuffins (2 hours ago) [-]
If a girl likes you, let her be the one to look after you is the best thing to do. It simply works out pretty well.
#10352169 - fukursalf  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #10352175 - tinkotin (3 hours ago) [-]
i-i like quake
and unreal
User avatar #10352201 - masterofmuffins (3 hours ago) [-]
Okay you're cool 'nuff.
But I'll be watching you tink, you walk in the threshold of not good.
User avatar #10352204 - tinkotin (3 hours ago) [-]
you don't gotta watch me i don't have threesomes with nick
User avatar #10352206 - masterofmuffins (3 hours ago) [-]
omg
#10352166 - I just discovered Helmet and now this is my new favori…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #10352211 - kattr (3 hours ago) [-]
>no bra strap
2/10
#5217 - And things just got recently more fun?  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on masterofmuffins's profile 0
User avatar #5218 - SumoWamm (3 hours ago) [-]
Ya, but she's wanted me to visit her for a long time, like since last july.
#5215 - Sounds nice, considering that you meet her not so long ago.  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on masterofmuffins's profile 0
User avatar #5216 - SumoWamm (3 hours ago) [-]
We've been friends since last march.
User avatar #5217 - masterofmuffins (3 hours ago) [-]
And things just got recently more fun?
User avatar #5218 - SumoWamm (3 hours ago) [-]
Ya, but she's wanted me to visit her for a long time, like since last july.
#5213 - But if she change her plans for yours, eeeeeeh? eeeeeeeeeeeeeh?  [+] (5 new replies) 3 hours ago on masterofmuffins's profile 0
User avatar #5214 - SumoWamm (3 hours ago) [-]
That'd be really nice, but the restaurant she works at is having some anniversary thing soon, and she will have to work. And I was thinking of making this like a once a month thing at the most.
User avatar #5215 - masterofmuffins (3 hours ago) [-]
Sounds nice, considering that you meet her not so long ago.
User avatar #5216 - SumoWamm (3 hours ago) [-]
We've been friends since last march.
User avatar #5217 - masterofmuffins (3 hours ago) [-]
And things just got recently more fun?
User avatar #5218 - SumoWamm (3 hours ago) [-]
Ya, but she's wanted me to visit her for a long time, like since last july.
#5211 - What about the weekends.  [+] (7 new replies) 3 hours ago on masterofmuffins's profile 0
User avatar #5212 - SumoWamm (3 hours ago) [-]
She works most saturdays, and sundays wouldn't be a great choice because she has school the next day. I have school too, but that's not really something I care about, i'm just trying to finish school up
User avatar #5213 - masterofmuffins (3 hours ago) [-]
But if she change her plans for yours, eeeeeeh?
eeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
User avatar #5214 - SumoWamm (3 hours ago) [-]
That'd be really nice, but the restaurant she works at is having some anniversary thing soon, and she will have to work. And I was thinking of making this like a once a month thing at the most.
User avatar #5215 - masterofmuffins (3 hours ago) [-]
Sounds nice, considering that you meet her not so long ago.
User avatar #5216 - SumoWamm (3 hours ago) [-]
We've been friends since last march.
User avatar #5217 - masterofmuffins (3 hours ago) [-]
And things just got recently more fun?
User avatar #5218 - SumoWamm (3 hours ago) [-]
Ya, but she's wanted me to visit her for a long time, like since last july.
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#5126 - masterofmuffins (01/03/2015) [-]
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Personal music ranks, updated 02/01/2015
#4472 - xenxio (08/19/2014) [+] (2 children)
stickied by masterofmuffins
#5198 - SumoWamm (4 hours ago) [-]
I blame you for putting thoughts about my female friend in my head.
It's your fault.
User avatar #5219 to #5198 - masterofmuffins (3 hours ago) [-]
Hmm, interesting.
That reminds me to and old advice I got years ago, "never chase for the girl way too much", also let her to be the ones who look for you and then they actually get hooked up.
#5220 to #5219 - SumoWamm (3 hours ago) [-]
Explain please.
User avatar #5221 to #5220 - masterofmuffins (2 hours ago) [-]
If a girl likes you, let her be the one to look after you is the best thing to do. It simply works out pretty well.
#5199 to #5198 - masterofmuffins (4 hours ago) [-]
***** .

You're not as gay as you think you are, rite Sumo?
#5200 to #5199 - SumoWamm (4 hours ago) [-]
I'm not gay nig nog, it's just that it's too soon to be having these kinds of thoughts about someone who's a friend, i've only hung out with her once.
I'm not gay nig nog, it's just that it's too soon to be having these kinds of thoughts about someone who's a friend, i've only hung out with her once.
#5201 to #5200 - masterofmuffins (4 hours ago) [-]
o

well then yes, I am guilty in charge
#5202 to #5201 - SumoWamm (4 hours ago) [-]
It's too soon to be having these thoughts.   
   
 And it's "guilty as charged"
It's too soon to be having these thoughts.

And it's "guilty as charged"
#5203 to #5202 - masterofmuffins (4 hours ago) [-]
Think in something ugly.
#5204 to #5203 - SumoWamm (3 hours ago) [-]
What?
What?
User avatar #5205 to #5204 - masterofmuffins (3 hours ago) [-]
Think about something ugly to neautralize those thoughts.
#5206 to #5205 - SumoWamm (3 hours ago) [-]
Ugly and this girl are antonyms.
Ugly and this girl are antonyms.
#5207 to #5206 - masterofmuffins (3 hours ago) [-]
You must keep moving then and see what happens.
#5208 to #5207 - SumoWamm (3 hours ago) [-]
Maybe her parents will let her come down and see me sometime.   
Idk, I know i'd love that.
Maybe her parents will let her come down and see me sometime.
Idk, I know i'd love that.
User avatar #5210 to #5209 - SumoWamm (3 hours ago) [-]
The problem is that she's a huge nerd and obsesses about school, so I don't know when, or if she'd be able to do it.
User avatar #5211 to #5210 - masterofmuffins (3 hours ago) [-]
What about the weekends.
User avatar #5212 to #5211 - SumoWamm (3 hours ago) [-]
She works most saturdays, and sundays wouldn't be a great choice because she has school the next day. I have school too, but that's not really something I care about, i'm just trying to finish school up
User avatar #5213 to #5212 - masterofmuffins (3 hours ago) [-]
But if she change her plans for yours, eeeeeeh?
eeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
User avatar #5214 to #5213 - SumoWamm (3 hours ago) [-]
That'd be really nice, but the restaurant she works at is having some anniversary thing soon, and she will have to work. And I was thinking of making this like a once a month thing at the most.
User avatar #5215 to #5214 - masterofmuffins (3 hours ago) [-]
Sounds nice, considering that you meet her not so long ago.
User avatar #5216 to #5215 - SumoWamm (3 hours ago) [-]
We've been friends since last march.
User avatar #5217 to #5216 - masterofmuffins (3 hours ago) [-]
And things just got recently more fun?
User avatar #5218 to #5217 - SumoWamm (3 hours ago) [-]
Ya, but she's wanted me to visit her for a long time, like since last july.
User avatar #5197 - masterofmuffins (01/23/2015) [-]
omg ascendedwings you're worst than a teenager girl, I can't even comment on your profile
#5181 - SumoWamm (01/22/2015) [-]
Hey boo
Hey boo
#5183 to #5182 - SumoWamm (01/22/2015) [-]
nm, hbu
nm, hbu
#5184 to #5183 - masterofmuffins (01/22/2015) [-]
I want the sauce of that because oh god do I love poledancing.

Same old. Another sunny day down here, but home alone gives me freedom to walk around shirtless.
#5185 to #5184 - SumoWamm (01/22/2015) [-]
I don't have a source.
I don't have a source.
#5186 to #5185 - masterofmuffins (01/22/2015) [-]
No one has the souce. Sad.
User avatar #5187 to #5186 - SumoWamm (01/22/2015) [-]
But I DO, know someone who may be able to help you with that.
User avatar #5188 to #5187 - masterofmuffins (01/22/2015) [-]
Is it m.iia?
User avatar #5189 to #5188 - SumoWamm (01/22/2015) [-]
no, xerros
User avatar #5191 to #5189 - masterofmuffins (01/22/2015) [-]
xerros, I ******* love you man
User avatar #5193 to #5191 - xerros ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
ye :3
#5194 to #5192 - masterofmuffins (01/22/2015) [-]
ssh, it's just to satisfy an urge

also I don't even know if I actually will dig it out, I just know that poledancing gets me real hard
User avatar #5196 to #5195 - masterofmuffins (01/22/2015) [-]
I have a case of bad curiosity.
#5190 to #5189 - xerros ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Highschool DxD and that would be, Rias Gremory.
User avatar #5174 - badmotorfinger (01/19/2015) [-]
holy **** 59 thousand comments
#5175 to #5174 - masterofmuffins (01/19/2015) [-]
I love this site.
Maybe too muce.
User avatar #5176 to #5175 - badmotorfinger (01/19/2015) [-]
its ok we love you m8
#5177 to #5176 - masterofmuffins (01/19/2015) [-]
thank you bby

btw since you're here let me ask, how do you think it was the new Soundgarden release with the rarities? I could only like half of the first CD, it couldn't convince me so well.
User avatar #5178 to #5177 - badmotorfinger (01/19/2015) [-]
to be honest, i didn't like a good handful of the songs
like, most of em were ****** B-Sides anyway
User avatar #5180 to #5178 - badmotorfinger (01/19/2015) [-]
the fact that they actually made the compilation album makes me happy though.
i'd known that soundgarden had a toooon of unreleased stuff and at least now they've released em

and yeah those two were great and i liked bleed together as well (new songs were cool too)
User avatar #5179 to #5178 - masterofmuffins (01/19/2015) [-]
true
Blind Dogs and Black Rain are ******* great tho.
User avatar #5167 - istrollid (01/18/2015) [-]
you don't even know me, guy.
User avatar #5168 to #5167 - masterofmuffins (01/18/2015) [-]
I don't give a **** , I just know you act real stupid bro.
User avatar #5171 to #5168 - istrollid (01/18/2015) [-]
how can i improve my "act"?
User avatar #5173 to #5172 - istrollid (01/18/2015) [-]
*roll dank memes* oh I forgot you had autism for a moment
User avatar #5169 to #5168 - istrollid (01/18/2015) [-]
that's because I'm real stupid
#5161 to #5160 - masterofmuffins (01/14/2015) [-]
eyyy
I should be going to bed right on this moment but I don't want to asdfasdasdfasdf
User avatar #5162 to #5161 - SumoWamm (01/14/2015) [-]
Bed is for losers.
#5164 to #5163 - SumoWamm (01/14/2015) [-]
Itty bitty kitty titties
User avatar #5165 to #5164 - masterofmuffins (01/14/2015) [-]
Sweet catgirl ass.
But goodnight now, sorry for fail you.
User avatar #5166 to #5165 - SumoWamm (01/14/2015) [-]
You, you sicken me.
#5158 - lightingmike (01/13/2015) [-]
It's nice to see another mascot

blue profile

#5158
#5159 to #5158 - masterofmuffins (01/13/2015) [-]
We can say that it's mostly an old habit for look a minimum of recognition.

Blue is superior color.

Hello visitor.
User avatar #5153 - neppy ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
hug
User avatar #5155 to #5153 - masterofmuffins (01/13/2015) [-]
Okay I got it, no hate.
Just, **** you are so twi Eric that I can never know with you.
#5156 to #5155 - neppy ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #5152 - masterofmuffins (01/11/2015) [-]
Kids In The Street by The All-American Rejects.
User avatar #5154 to #5152 - neppy ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Move Along is nice
#5140 - bigbaddrag (01/10/2015) [-]
bad things happened to Kurousagi. very bad things happened to Kurousagi. then the volume just ended right there. I can't handle this.
bad things happened to Kurousagi. very bad things happened to Kurousagi. then the volume just ended right there. I can't handle this.
User avatar #5141 to #5140 - masterofmuffins (01/10/2015) [-]
Is Kurousagi kill?
#5142 to #5141 - bigbaddrag (01/10/2015) [-]
no kill but still bad
#5143 to #5142 - masterofmuffins (01/10/2015) [-]
is she getting lesbian raped? cuz I see nothing wrong there
what what
User avatar #5146 to #5143 - giffythetoad ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Rapeis fun.
User avatar #5148 to #5146 - masterofmuffins (01/10/2015) [-]
SPY!
also correct
#5144 to #5143 - bigbaddrag (01/10/2015) [-]
it's a spoiler though
it's a spoiler though
#5145 to #5144 - masterofmuffins (01/10/2015) [-]
But I have no idea how does that show goes. Can't I get an idea of how terrible is the terrible? or I'lll keep my theory of the lesbian rape.
But I have no idea how does that show goes. Can't I get an idea of how terrible is the terrible? or I'lll keep my theory of the lesbian rape.
#5147 to #5145 - bigbaddrag (01/10/2015) [-]
she lost her rabbit ears
User avatar #5150 to #5147 - masterofmuffins (01/10/2015) [-]
Tell me if she is getting her ears back! D:
#5149 to #5147 - masterofmuffins (01/10/2015) [-]
i know too much   
I KNOW TOO MUCH   
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i know too much
I KNOW TOO MUCH
undo undo undo undo undo undo undo undo undo undo undo undo
User avatar #5138 - returnofhanako (01/10/2015) [-]
snibedy snab 8DDDD
User avatar #5129 - dinkie (01/09/2015) [-]
Oh. Wow. K den.
User avatar #5130 to #5129 - masterofmuffins (01/09/2015) [-]
I thought you didn't used this account, I'm always cleaning the friendlist.
sheashea
User avatar #5131 to #5130 - sheashea (01/09/2015) [-]
I didn't realize that when you did it. xD Yeah I'm on Shea more than dinks. Haha
*clings*
User avatar #5132 to #5131 - masterofmuffins (01/09/2015) [-]
I'm getting rid of dead accounts and forgotten people with every new friend request, for keep the friendlist on 100
It's a discrete cleaning, better than the purges. People always get offended at purges.
#5133 to #5132 - sheashea (01/09/2015) [-]
I'M TOO HARD TO FORGET ABOUT.
I WILL CORRUPT YOUR BRAIN AND SEEP INTO YOUR SOUL

Don't mind me I'm on flu medication
#5134 to #5133 - masterofmuffins (01/09/2015) [-]
But I haven't forgotten. I mean how would I <3
I don't forget.
I observe.
And evolve.
And then I eat the flesh of the weaks.

sorry about flu, hope you feel good
#5135 to #5134 - sheashea (01/09/2015) [-]
Turn them into muffins <3
#5136 to #5135 - masterofmuffins (01/09/2015) [-]
And then I build an army and take over the world.
shower time
User avatar #5137 to #5136 - sheashea (01/09/2015) [-]
Have fuuuunnnn ;P
User avatar #5127 - Hawke (01/03/2015) [-]
Hello blue profile man.

It appears you are my antithesis
#5128 to #5127 - masterofmuffins (01/03/2015) [-]
Well won't you look at that.
#5119 - kaisakuenkou (01/02/2015) [-]
Can you make this pretty? like all one solid colour, no wrinkles and without the "sample record" taped over the label please! I tried but to no avail
#5122 to #5119 - masterofmuffins (01/02/2015) [-]
Help me out a bit. The missing text is missing because I can't distinguish what it says, the rest is all a loyal copy of the original. Got any idea what are the tiny words or do I improvise?
User avatar #5124 to #5122 - kaisakuenkou (01/03/2015) [-]
Under the TF 533 is:

Noal
Gay
Music

under that is:
RECORDING FIRST PUBLISHED 1965

and on the other side is 257418 1F
It may even be easier just to slap that other pic onto the first one, but I gotta go to work right now, ttyl
User avatar #5125 to #5124 - masterofmuffins (01/03/2015) [-]
Much better, thanks a million
thank to you for the entretainment
have fun at work whatever
User avatar #5120 to #5119 - tentaquil (01/02/2015) [-]
Yeah make it pretty
User avatar #5121 to #5120 - kaisakuenkou (01/02/2015) [-]
^^^^^^^^^^^^
#5113 to #5111 - masterofmuffins (12/31/2014) [-]
little bastard

I had the intuition it was you but wasn't sure
#5114 to #5113 - xblthatguy (12/31/2014) [-]
I wanted to drag it out, but didn't have the patience tonight.
#5115 to #5114 - masterofmuffins (12/31/2014) [-]
It wouldn't have been way too long either because I'm about to go to bed.
#5116 to #5115 - xblthatguy (12/31/2014) [-]
Ehe. Figures. G'night.
User avatar #5117 to #5116 - masterofmuffins (12/31/2014) [-]
noot Tarik.
#5109 - anonymous (12/31/2014) [-]
#5110 to #5109 - masterofmuffins (12/31/2014) [-]
An anon who I can't see as any user on my profile. Little bastard.

Hello stranger person who I can't identify.
User avatar #5105 - lolwtfbbqryan (12/31/2014) [-]
BLEW PROFILE CREW
User avatar #5106 to #5105 - masterofmuffins (12/31/2014) [-]
Blue to the power!
User avatar #5107 to #5106 - lolwtfbbqryan (12/31/2014) [-]
we the blue crew man

get some blue text lets gooooo
#5108 to #5107 - masterofmuffins (12/31/2014) [-]
But get text takes like, work and **** .
#5118 to #5108 - lolwtfbbqryan (12/31/2014) [-]
post something funny
post something funny
#5095 - masterofmuffins (12/30/2014) [-]
xblthatguy
Two can play this game.
#5096 to #5095 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
We were playing a game?

I wish someone told me...
#5097 to #5096 - masterofmuffins (12/30/2014) [-]
We're playing hide and seek, and I just finded you.
#5098 to #5097 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
Next time tell me, so I can hide.
Next time tell me, so I can hide.
#5099 to #5098 - masterofmuffins (12/30/2014) [-]
You don't give me time to hide either.
#5100 to #5099 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
Shoulda told me.
#5101 to #5100 - masterofmuffins (12/30/2014) [-]
You shoulda told me first.
#5102 to #5101 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
I didn't know we were playing though. You did.

You shoulda told me.
#5103 to #5102 - masterofmuffins (12/30/2014) [-]
ssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhh
sssshhhhhhhhhhh....

goodnights time
#5094 to #5093 - masterofmuffins (12/29/2014) [-]
Blue to the power!
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