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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Cod, fallout, defiance, ect.
X-box Gamertag: MRZ Bobbles
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:5/13/2015
Location:Lumberton Tx
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Level 154 Content: Faptastic → Level 155 Content: Faptastic
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Level 186 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 187 Comments: Anon Annihilator
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#23 - True and it's a good quote just seems slightly dated. 05/10/2015 on /k/ Wallpaper Comp -2
#20 - The .44 isn't the most powerful magnum in the world.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2015 on /k/ Wallpaper Comp 0
User avatar #22 - ILIEKPEPSEE (05/10/2015) [-]
It was when Dirty Harry said that. The S&W500, etc. weren't invented yet.
User avatar #23 - masterfaps (05/10/2015) [-]
True and it's a good quote just seems slightly dated.
#7 - Man I love it here smells like gunpowder and freedom. 05/06/2015 on You have to love Texans 0
#25 - What episode is this?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2015 on No Ride List 0
#28 - theydontlikeu (02/25/2015) [-]
s06e07
User avatar #27 - planetpluto (02/25/2015) [-]
the new one
#393 - No the young snake must learn to control its venom and know wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on Why did you pick that... 0
#403 - violated (02/23/2015) [-]
Are you suggesting he shall make good use of the oil our god Ainsley gave us and rub it all over his body in order to maintain maximum movement effectiveness?
#377 - If he is truly the best at fapping then he must take a test of…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Why did you pick that... 0
#383 - violated (02/23/2015) [-]
But so much friction will cause him to set fire unto his manhood! Shall he quell it using his lifeforce? sperm
User avatar #393 - masterfaps (02/23/2015) [-]
No the young snake must learn to control its venom and know when to strike. He shall Have to persevere and hope he doesn't burn alive in his sleep. He must control the friction as to be stimulating but not overboard even in a comatose state.
#403 - violated (02/23/2015) [-]
Are you suggesting he shall make good use of the oil our god Ainsley gave us and rub it all over his body in order to maintain maximum movement effectiveness?
#364 - Yes i am here. What is it my students?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Why did you pick that... 0
#371 - violated (02/23/2015) [-]
This guy wants to be trained in the hidden arts of fapping
User avatar #377 - masterfaps (02/23/2015) [-]
If he is truly the best at fapping then he must take a test of will and determination. He must fap until he is unconscious then to pass must wake up with his hand still choking his chicken. Only then can he start to learn the hidden arts of being a master fapper.
#383 - violated (02/23/2015) [-]
But so much friction will cause him to set fire unto his manhood! Shall he quell it using his lifeforce? sperm
User avatar #393 - masterfaps (02/23/2015) [-]
No the young snake must learn to control its venom and know when to strike. He shall Have to persevere and hope he doesn't burn alive in his sleep. He must control the friction as to be stimulating but not overboard even in a comatose state.
#403 - violated (02/23/2015) [-]
Are you suggesting he shall make good use of the oil our god Ainsley gave us and rub it all over his body in order to maintain maximum movement effectiveness?
#363 - Comment deleted 02/23/2015 on Why did you pick that... 0
#257 - I think my name is rather self explanatory. 02/23/2015 on Why did you pick that... +1
#494 - Alright Im 17 i live in Lumberton, Texas. My psn account … 02/08/2015 on Are you lonely? Get in here... +1

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