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#6 - It's unpopular opinion puffin for a reason AKA I'm a…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2015 on No hate pls +2
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#7 - juaneljalapeno (11/09/2015) [-]
Welcome to the piece o' shit club
Still hyped about Fallout 4 even though i know i won't be able to play it for about a year, but eh, who cares eh, game will be fun to play
#4 - The game itself seems good, I'm just a boring person and like …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/09/2015 on No hate pls 0
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#5 - juaneljalapeno (11/09/2015) [-]
Then why post something like this which will obviously get you red thumbs and hate?
#11 - nekolacek (11/10/2015) [-]
He knows theres a lot of people that dont like fallout that will give him pinkies.
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#6 - masterdode (11/09/2015) [-]
It's unpopular opinion puffin for a reason

AKA I'm a piece of shit
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#7 - juaneljalapeno (11/09/2015) [-]
Welcome to the piece o' shit club
Still hyped about Fallout 4 even though i know i won't be able to play it for about a year, but eh, who cares eh, game will be fun to play
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#129 - The government doesn't hate English people (although quite a l… 10/13/2015 on Old Economy Steve 0
#119 - Well apologies if you interpreted this as me being a bitch and…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2015 on Old Economy Steve 0
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#123 - mrwalkerfour (10/13/2015) [-]
not 100% sure of the exact rules but an English person cant just move to scotland and get free uni. otherwise we'd all apply for scotland. i think you have to have been a resident in scotland for a certain length of time, or you have to have been educted in scotland through secondary school/ college.

i think EU residents can thugh, scotland jsut excluded england wales and the irish from the deal, mostly because we'd end up all trying to get into scottish unis, but also because the scottish government fucking hates us.

either way its a no go.
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#129 - masterdode (10/13/2015) [-]
The government doesn't hate English people (although quite a lot of scottish chavs do)

If I were you i'd settle up in Scotland, get things in order then go to Uni and have shit to fall back on, IDK though
#109 - Yeah, you can swap. You can have my bankrupted dysfunctional f…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/13/2015 on Old Economy Steve 0
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#115 - mrwalkerfour (10/13/2015) [-]
the orginal arguement is based on general items that affect everyone, not your own personal problems. not everybody has a dystfunctional family or struggles for a job, i am argueing on points that arent personal such as free uni and railcards. you have no idea what my personal life is like and im not gonna tell you, because im not gonna try winning an arguement based on whose got a shittier family.

imagine your situation of dysfunctional family and no job (which i also have trouble getting even though you seemingly assumed otherwise) WITH debt from age 18 like me. where even if i get a job. if it pays well i instantly get money deducted every fucking month by the government to pay off my debt, so Im either on a shit wage, or im on a massively deducted wage. AND if i want to get a higher degree? a bachelors? HA ok yeah ill just have to take out another 4grand loan for another year or 2.

but fuck me do i sleep soundly knowing ill never have to pay 90 quid a month for that. even though the prices for railcards are rising every year so ill be paying the same soon enough too.
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#119 - masterdode (10/13/2015) [-]
Well apologies if you interpreted this as me being a bitch and attention seeking (to be fair it does sound like it) but I am just really stressed today since I was stranded in Aberdeen for while and maybe slightly freaked the fuck out. Anyhow, I was just merely having a chit chat with this American chap and comparing our public transport, not trying to be like "ohh boo hoo look at me I pay outrageous amounts on transport"

Also, quick question; wouldn't it be cheaper to move up here to study? I mean the rent here is actually quite cheap in some places? And obviously, free uni and stuff.
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#123 - mrwalkerfour (10/13/2015) [-]
not 100% sure of the exact rules but an English person cant just move to scotland and get free uni. otherwise we'd all apply for scotland. i think you have to have been a resident in scotland for a certain length of time, or you have to have been educted in scotland through secondary school/ college.

i think EU residents can thugh, scotland jsut excluded england wales and the irish from the deal, mostly because we'd end up all trying to get into scottish unis, but also because the scottish government fucking hates us.

either way its a no go.
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#129 - masterdode (10/13/2015) [-]
The government doesn't hate English people (although quite a lot of scottish chavs do)

If I were you i'd settle up in Scotland, get things in order then go to Uni and have shit to fall back on, IDK though
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#116 - mrwalkerfour (10/13/2015) [-]
and everyone inb england who wants a degree or higher has that issue^
#98 - I could only dream of that. My college has no buses, we have t…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2015 on Old Economy Steve 0
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#99 - captchakid (10/13/2015) [-]
Oh we gotta pay to use the printer and parking too, it's $0.10 per color page, or half for black and white. Parking is $750 a year for no shade, or $1000 for shade.
#85 - It's Scottish. The reason it's so expensive is because our gov…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/13/2015 on Old Economy Steve 0
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#103 - mrwalkerfour (10/13/2015) [-]
youre scottish so you have free fucking university i think you can cope with 90 quid a month

if its such a burden for you ill swap, give me your 90 quid a month and free uni ill give you my cheaper bus/rail pass (40 per month) and you can pay my 9 grand student loan off
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#109 - masterdode (10/13/2015) [-]
Yeah, you can swap. You can have my bankrupted dysfunctional family that can't even afford a public pus for more than a month and be declined by every single job you apply for.
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#115 - mrwalkerfour (10/13/2015) [-]
the orginal arguement is based on general items that affect everyone, not your own personal problems. not everybody has a dystfunctional family or struggles for a job, i am argueing on points that arent personal such as free uni and railcards. you have no idea what my personal life is like and im not gonna tell you, because im not gonna try winning an arguement based on whose got a shittier family.

imagine your situation of dysfunctional family and no job (which i also have trouble getting even though you seemingly assumed otherwise) WITH debt from age 18 like me. where even if i get a job. if it pays well i instantly get money deducted every fucking month by the government to pay off my debt, so Im either on a shit wage, or im on a massively deducted wage. AND if i want to get a higher degree? a bachelors? HA ok yeah ill just have to take out another 4grand loan for another year or 2.

but fuck me do i sleep soundly knowing ill never have to pay 90 quid a month for that. even though the prices for railcards are rising every year so ill be paying the same soon enough too.
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#119 - masterdode (10/13/2015) [-]
Well apologies if you interpreted this as me being a bitch and attention seeking (to be fair it does sound like it) but I am just really stressed today since I was stranded in Aberdeen for while and maybe slightly freaked the fuck out. Anyhow, I was just merely having a chit chat with this American chap and comparing our public transport, not trying to be like "ohh boo hoo look at me I pay outrageous amounts on transport"

Also, quick question; wouldn't it be cheaper to move up here to study? I mean the rent here is actually quite cheap in some places? And obviously, free uni and stuff.
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#123 - mrwalkerfour (10/13/2015) [-]
not 100% sure of the exact rules but an English person cant just move to scotland and get free uni. otherwise we'd all apply for scotland. i think you have to have been a resident in scotland for a certain length of time, or you have to have been educted in scotland through secondary school/ college.

i think EU residents can thugh, scotland jsut excluded england wales and the irish from the deal, mostly because we'd end up all trying to get into scottish unis, but also because the scottish government fucking hates us.

either way its a no go.
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#129 - masterdode (10/13/2015) [-]
The government doesn't hate English people (although quite a lot of scottish chavs do)

If I were you i'd settle up in Scotland, get things in order then go to Uni and have shit to fall back on, IDK though
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#116 - mrwalkerfour (10/13/2015) [-]
and everyone inb england who wants a degree or higher has that issue^
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#88 - captchakid (10/13/2015) [-]
Yea sounds like ass. Also my college here provides free shuttles to campus, as well as buses that go around the perimeter of the campus all day, for free. Which is great because this campus is over a mile long and wide.
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#98 - masterdode (10/13/2015) [-]
I could only dream of that. My college has no buses, we have to pay for our Student ID and have to pay to use the printers and for parking space
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#99 - captchakid (10/13/2015) [-]
Oh we gotta pay to use the printer and parking too, it's $0.10 per color page, or half for black and white. Parking is $750 a year for no shade, or $1000 for shade.
#82 - I have a Unirider for Stagecoach and that's £90 a month (whic…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/13/2015 on Old Economy Steve 0
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#83 - captchakid (10/13/2015) [-]
Stagecoach doesn't sound very American to me, I think I found the reason for your overly expensive public transportation.
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#85 - masterdode (10/13/2015) [-]
It's Scottish. The reason it's so expensive is because our government is absolute cancer. Luckily my College bursary just covers most of my bus fares.
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#103 - mrwalkerfour (10/13/2015) [-]
youre scottish so you have free fucking university i think you can cope with 90 quid a month

if its such a burden for you ill swap, give me your 90 quid a month and free uni ill give you my cheaper bus/rail pass (40 per month) and you can pay my 9 grand student loan off
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#109 - masterdode (10/13/2015) [-]
Yeah, you can swap. You can have my bankrupted dysfunctional family that can't even afford a public pus for more than a month and be declined by every single job you apply for.
User avatar
#115 - mrwalkerfour (10/13/2015) [-]
the orginal arguement is based on general items that affect everyone, not your own personal problems. not everybody has a dystfunctional family or struggles for a job, i am argueing on points that arent personal such as free uni and railcards. you have no idea what my personal life is like and im not gonna tell you, because im not gonna try winning an arguement based on whose got a shittier family.

imagine your situation of dysfunctional family and no job (which i also have trouble getting even though you seemingly assumed otherwise) WITH debt from age 18 like me. where even if i get a job. if it pays well i instantly get money deducted every fucking month by the government to pay off my debt, so Im either on a shit wage, or im on a massively deducted wage. AND if i want to get a higher degree? a bachelors? HA ok yeah ill just have to take out another 4grand loan for another year or 2.

but fuck me do i sleep soundly knowing ill never have to pay 90 quid a month for that. even though the prices for railcards are rising every year so ill be paying the same soon enough too.
User avatar
#119 - masterdode (10/13/2015) [-]
Well apologies if you interpreted this as me being a bitch and attention seeking (to be fair it does sound like it) but I am just really stressed today since I was stranded in Aberdeen for while and maybe slightly freaked the fuck out. Anyhow, I was just merely having a chit chat with this American chap and comparing our public transport, not trying to be like "ohh boo hoo look at me I pay outrageous amounts on transport"

Also, quick question; wouldn't it be cheaper to move up here to study? I mean the rent here is actually quite cheap in some places? And obviously, free uni and stuff.
User avatar
#123 - mrwalkerfour (10/13/2015) [-]
not 100% sure of the exact rules but an English person cant just move to scotland and get free uni. otherwise we'd all apply for scotland. i think you have to have been a resident in scotland for a certain length of time, or you have to have been educted in scotland through secondary school/ college.

i think EU residents can thugh, scotland jsut excluded england wales and the irish from the deal, mostly because we'd end up all trying to get into scottish unis, but also because the scottish government fucking hates us.

either way its a no go.
User avatar
#129 - masterdode (10/13/2015) [-]
The government doesn't hate English people (although quite a lot of scottish chavs do)

If I were you i'd settle up in Scotland, get things in order then go to Uni and have shit to fall back on, IDK though
User avatar
#116 - mrwalkerfour (10/13/2015) [-]
and everyone inb england who wants a degree or higher has that issue^
User avatar
#88 - captchakid (10/13/2015) [-]
Yea sounds like ass. Also my college here provides free shuttles to campus, as well as buses that go around the perimeter of the campus all day, for free. Which is great because this campus is over a mile long and wide.
User avatar
#98 - masterdode (10/13/2015) [-]
I could only dream of that. My college has no buses, we have to pay for our Student ID and have to pay to use the printers and for parking space
User avatar
#99 - captchakid (10/13/2015) [-]
Oh we gotta pay to use the printer and parking too, it's $0.10 per color page, or half for black and white. Parking is $750 a year for no shade, or $1000 for shade.
#74 - "Cheap public transportation" **** …  [+] (16 new replies) 10/13/2015 on Old Economy Steve +21
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#78 - captchakid (10/13/2015) [-]
I mean, it is pretty cheap. A month pass for my city bus/lightrail/monorail is about $30. That's pretty cheap, if you're using it everyday.
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#102 - mrwalkerfour (10/13/2015) [-]
wow i didnt realise kids these days all come from your part of your country.
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#105 - captchakid (10/13/2015) [-]
You know, that can go both ways.
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#82 - masterdode (10/13/2015) [-]
I have a Unirider for Stagecoach and that's £90 a month (which is $137) an d I can only use Stagecoach buses to get in and out the city, and this excluded everything else like train or any other bus company
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#83 - captchakid (10/13/2015) [-]
Stagecoach doesn't sound very American to me, I think I found the reason for your overly expensive public transportation.
User avatar
#85 - masterdode (10/13/2015) [-]
It's Scottish. The reason it's so expensive is because our government is absolute cancer. Luckily my College bursary just covers most of my bus fares.
User avatar
#103 - mrwalkerfour (10/13/2015) [-]
youre scottish so you have free fucking university i think you can cope with 90 quid a month

if its such a burden for you ill swap, give me your 90 quid a month and free uni ill give you my cheaper bus/rail pass (40 per month) and you can pay my 9 grand student loan off
User avatar
#109 - masterdode (10/13/2015) [-]
Yeah, you can swap. You can have my bankrupted dysfunctional family that can't even afford a public pus for more than a month and be declined by every single job you apply for.
User avatar
#115 - mrwalkerfour (10/13/2015) [-]
the orginal arguement is based on general items that affect everyone, not your own personal problems. not everybody has a dystfunctional family or struggles for a job, i am argueing on points that arent personal such as free uni and railcards. you have no idea what my personal life is like and im not gonna tell you, because im not gonna try winning an arguement based on whose got a shittier family.

imagine your situation of dysfunctional family and no job (which i also have trouble getting even though you seemingly assumed otherwise) WITH debt from age 18 like me. where even if i get a job. if it pays well i instantly get money deducted every fucking month by the government to pay off my debt, so Im either on a shit wage, or im on a massively deducted wage. AND if i want to get a higher degree? a bachelors? HA ok yeah ill just have to take out another 4grand loan for another year or 2.

but fuck me do i sleep soundly knowing ill never have to pay 90 quid a month for that. even though the prices for railcards are rising every year so ill be paying the same soon enough too.
User avatar
#119 - masterdode (10/13/2015) [-]
Well apologies if you interpreted this as me being a bitch and attention seeking (to be fair it does sound like it) but I am just really stressed today since I was stranded in Aberdeen for while and maybe slightly freaked the fuck out. Anyhow, I was just merely having a chit chat with this American chap and comparing our public transport, not trying to be like "ohh boo hoo look at me I pay outrageous amounts on transport"

Also, quick question; wouldn't it be cheaper to move up here to study? I mean the rent here is actually quite cheap in some places? And obviously, free uni and stuff.
User avatar
#123 - mrwalkerfour (10/13/2015) [-]
not 100% sure of the exact rules but an English person cant just move to scotland and get free uni. otherwise we'd all apply for scotland. i think you have to have been a resident in scotland for a certain length of time, or you have to have been educted in scotland through secondary school/ college.

i think EU residents can thugh, scotland jsut excluded england wales and the irish from the deal, mostly because we'd end up all trying to get into scottish unis, but also because the scottish government fucking hates us.

either way its a no go.
User avatar
#129 - masterdode (10/13/2015) [-]
The government doesn't hate English people (although quite a lot of scottish chavs do)

If I were you i'd settle up in Scotland, get things in order then go to Uni and have shit to fall back on, IDK though
User avatar
#116 - mrwalkerfour (10/13/2015) [-]
and everyone inb england who wants a degree or higher has that issue^
User avatar
#88 - captchakid (10/13/2015) [-]
Yea sounds like ass. Also my college here provides free shuttles to campus, as well as buses that go around the perimeter of the campus all day, for free. Which is great because this campus is over a mile long and wide.
User avatar
#98 - masterdode (10/13/2015) [-]
I could only dream of that. My college has no buses, we have to pay for our Student ID and have to pay to use the printers and for parking space
User avatar
#99 - captchakid (10/13/2015) [-]
Oh we gotta pay to use the printer and parking too, it's $0.10 per color page, or half for black and white. Parking is $750 a year for no shade, or $1000 for shade.
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