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Gender: male
Age: 23
Video Games Played: Halo, CoD, TF2, left for dead, Saints Row: The Third, Portal, Portal 2, Halo Combat Evolved, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST, Halo wars, Halo: Reach, Halo Combat Evolved: Anniversary
X-box Gamertag: nibs 210
Interests: paintball, Halo, other video games
Date Signed Up:8/20/2011
Last Login:8/21/2014
Location:Hurdling through the air
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An awesome guy that does awesome things with awesome people. A brony, A space marine, And a spartan.

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#6 - YOU FOOLS! YOU'VE OPENED THE STARGATE! 08/13/2013 on husky's +7
#35 - Picture 08/10/2013 on Handsome Squidward 0
#73 - Kid's FW  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on A Pokemon Tale +17
#91 - hydromatic (08/09/2013) [-]
#11 - he LITERALLY started calling people admin s and other such te…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on why +5
User avatar #14 - szymonf (08/08/2013) [-]
it's the same thing he does every night
#130 - Picture 08/08/2013 on The fedora gentleman 0
#17 - That's actually pretty ******* funny! 08/08/2013 on Disneymau5 +1
#27 - Here you go  [+] (4 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Epic asian ipad +8
User avatar #114 - redictor (08/08/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmAQhsBzAQ0

the gif came at exact time with the video as i had it on another tab
User avatar #73 - yupsiman (08/08/2013) [-]
Who is this?
User avatar #74 - blargharght (08/08/2013) [-]
egoraptor
#64 - holeymoley (08/08/2013) [-]
and here you go.
#1663 - Picture 08/08/2013 on A Fellow FunnyJunker 0
#4234684 - ...he knows... 08/05/2013 on Play items 0
#114 - MFW i saw that ****** scene in the movie man... N…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2013 on GoofyGoobers +2
User avatar #121 - mayormilkman (08/03/2013) [-]
I remember tearing up during that scene back when it was in theaters.
#32 - so you're saying you hate assholes... 08/01/2013 on Cardinal Problems +1
#18 - we seem to have a dilemma on our hands...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2013 on Earth +1
User avatar #41 - dafuckisthisshit (07/31/2013) [-]
thats not dilemma...
#39 - you should write a book about your survival story 07/29/2013 on Why Its Dirty +5
#76 - when there is halo justice to be served, you can count on Mast… 07/25/2013 on Halo reach logic comp 0
#72 - 6: Hitboxes are ******* hard to make, give the de… 07/25/2013 on Halo reach logic comp +3
#69 - True to my username, I'm here to logically disprove all of the…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Halo reach logic comp +7
#78 - overture (07/25/2013) [-]
Shit, man. You did your homework.
#74 - areuserious (07/25/2013) [-]
jesus fucking christ thats alot of research over a compilation of halo "memes"
User avatar #76 - masterchiefawesome (07/25/2013) [-]
when there is halo justice to be served, you can count on Masterchiefawesome to be there to serve it with a side of sources!

Also i'm sitting here with nothing to do on a tuesday night... so i might as well do something i'm good at
User avatar #72 - masterchiefawesome (07/25/2013) [-]
6: Hitboxes are fucking hard to make, give the developers a little slack.
Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitbox

7: there are super-strong magnets imbedded in Mjolnir armour on the outside of each thing, on the back plating, and in the small of the back (Places where weapons and other items of importance usually go on military personnel) that allow spartans wearing it to simply stick their weapons onto the respective areas (sidearms go on thight, larger weapons go on the back, and special packages go in the small of the back above the waist) this is because any sort of gun straps would simply tear off or get in the way because of the spartans heightened physical capabilities
Source: halo.wikia.com/wiki/MJOLNIR_Powered_Assault_Armor#Armor_Components

8: the helmet in the meme picture itself is literally the proof that disproves that assumption. The spartans' helmets are just layers upon layers of "Fuck-you" to any sort of projectile. And then over the helmet is the fucking energy shields!
Source: halo.wikia.com/wiki/MJOLNIR_Powered_Assault_Armor#Armor_Components

9: I think i mentioned this somewhere before, but spartans spend their entire lives training to be the best soldiers possible, and after that they're physically augmented to be faster and better than any human by a factor of 10, AND THEN they're given powered armor that magnifies their already superhuman strength, speed and movement by a factor of 5. so as you can imagine, getting punched by one of them would FUCKING HURT!
Sources: halo.wikia.com/wiki/MJOLNIR_Powered_Assault_Armor#Armor_Components
halo.wikia.com/wiki/SPARTAN-II_augmentation_procedures
BAM, all of them disproven! with mothafuckin FACTS! Get SCHOOLED SON!
*mic drop*

Also, inb4 consolefag
inb4 halofag
inb4 fat autismal loser
inb4 you mad halofag
inb4 everything else i can't think of right now
#46 - TIL: Mentally challenged 5 year olds can make Funnyjunk laugh … 07/22/2013 on Bad Kid's Jokes Part 3 +1
#130 - go schedule a chemo appointment feg 07/21/2013 on Top Gear does advertising +3
#5 - Bitches please [small] 07/19/2013 on The old and the new -1
#285 - yes... because it's VERY well known that tires are the natural… 07/12/2013 on Zombie proof +8
#2204 - Picture 07/10/2013 on Thumb Orgy +10
#31 - Picture 07/10/2013 on I wonder 0
#36 - man... **** . THAT. GUY. I'm glad he got kicked th…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2013 on Lays +3
User avatar #37 - glad (07/09/2013) [-]
I guess.
User avatar #41 - mrturferpop (07/09/2013) [-]
Hoy glad, go back to pony thread
#55 - tell me if you need any more 07/09/2013 on Oh, Cap! +1
#54 - Picture 07/09/2013 on Oh, Cap! +2
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User avatar #62 to #61 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
son of a bitch, you actually did it!
User avatar #43 - metired (11/04/2012) [-]
Thank you! what do you want for 5 fiends?
User avatar #44 to #43 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Sorry, fiends are the only thing i'm not selling. Working my way towards an abomination or two.
User avatar #45 to #44 - metired (11/04/2012) [-]
OKay :)

How about tokens? And demonic ore?
User avatar #46 to #45 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Yeah sure. I'm not using 'em
User avatar #47 to #46 - metired (11/04/2012) [-]
Thank you, again! :)
User avatar #38 - acanadianmoose (11/04/2012) [-]
thanks man :)
#39 to #38 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
no, thank YOU!
#40 to #39 - acanadianmoose (11/04/2012) [-]
i dunno, you were pretty generous with those points
i dunno, you were pretty generous with those points
User avatar #41 to #40 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
OOH! What do you want for those 3 fiend heads?
User avatar #42 to #41 - acanadianmoose (11/04/2012) [-]
um, i dunno, bloodstone gamblers?
User avatar #35 - tomoya (08/31/2012) [-]
haha mybad
User avatar #36 to #35 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
np bro, just hope you don't get the banhammer shoved up your ass
User avatar #37 to #36 - tomoya (08/31/2012) [-]
same
User avatar #34 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (05/21/2012) [-]
**masterchiefawesome rolls 21**
User avatar #33 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (04/25/2012) [-]
**masterchiefawesome rolls 36**
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User avatar #32 to #32 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (02/03/2012) [-]
yeah, just had one of those days. i'm fine now. thanks
User avatar #18 - Seikyuu (01/20/2012) [-]
May I ask why you friend requested me?
User avatar #19 to #18 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (01/20/2012) [-]
you just seemed like a cool guy...
User avatar #20 to #19 - Seikyuu (01/20/2012) [-]
Sorry, but I don't accept requests without good enough reason. And I don't know anything about you sooooo.... yeeeeeeah... sorry buddy.
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User avatar #8 to #6 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (12/16/2011) [-]
Why is this making me laugh so ******* hard?!?
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User avatar #13 to #7 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (12/16/2011) [-]
FOR ****** SAKE! I CAN"T BREATHE!!
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