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Gender: male
Age: 24
Video Games Played: Halo, CoD, TF2, left for dead, Saints Row: The Third, Portal, Portal 2, Halo Combat Evolved, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST, Halo wars, Halo: Reach, Halo Combat Evolved: Anniversary
X-box Gamertag: nibs 210
Interests: paintball, Halo, other video games
Date Signed Up:8/20/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Hurdling through the air
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An awesome guy that does awesome things with awesome people. A brony, A space marine, And a spartan.

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#1983 - Does this count? I'll take a timestamped pictur… 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday +1
#63 - Picture 07/07/2014 on masterchiefawesome's profile 0
#15 - >FOR THE MOTHERLAND 07/03/2014 on Russians. +3
#63 - >sword collection >knife collection >steam pu…  [+] (20 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords +630
User avatar #344 - topoftherock (07/03/2014) [-]
i think he's just a professional smith. his workshop looks pretty professional
#332 - Lewx (07/03/2014) [-]
>Neckbeard
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I...
HE IS A MOTHERFUCKING VIKING BLACKSMITH.
SCROLL BACK UP.
DO YOU SEE THAT ONE, CALLED ATROX, THE JUNK SWORD?
KNOW WHAT THAT FUCKING DISGUSTINGLY BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF CRAFTSMANSHIP DOES?
IT BREATHES FUCKING FIRE.
<--- LOOK AT THIS GLORIOUS FUCKING SASQUATCH.


MOTHERFUCKER I WILL SHIT ON YOUR LAWN.
User avatar #115 - amonlavtar (07/03/2014) [-]
What seperates cool from neckbeard,
seems to be about 20 kilos of fat
#64 - amuzen (07/03/2014) [-]
to some extent, but he's in a completely different category from the MLP, fedora, swag, edgy, fat, living in their moms basement neckbeards that have come to be associated with the word though.
he's just like a classic blacksmith (stocky build you can see on his arms that his muscles bulge upwards from the bone rather flopping downwards so he has more muscle than fat , unkempt beard, pale complexion) combined with a fantasy/VG enthusiast.
Plus you should take into account that the only real market for hand crafted blacksmith goods these days are convention goers so if you choose to be a blacksmith (an art in and of itself) you either have to decide whether you're going to be a historical renaissance buff selling goods at renaissance fairs/online, a film buff selling props/online, or a fantasy buff selling at conventions/online.
#342 - simonjiha (07/03/2014) [-]
jokes on you, i dont even have a basement
User avatar #72 - sonicsyndicate (07/03/2014) [-]
im a blacksmith and i sell to everyone pretty often too
User avatar #328 - kinginyellow (07/03/2014) [-]
How much would it cost for something like a Gladius?
User avatar #329 - sonicsyndicate (07/03/2014) [-]
depends how durable do you want it and what kind of steel do you want
User avatar #245 - imnotkickthecat (07/03/2014) [-]
What can I get for a dollar?
User avatar #260 - sonicsyndicate (07/03/2014) [-]
a unshaped piece of scrap
User avatar #77 - epicalania (07/03/2014) [-]
My experience with blacksmithing is about 3 swords so I'm never going to call myself a blacksmith but I will say that I'm experienced enough to have an opinion.
My swords were fairly plain, (2 gladius', an attempt at a broad sword and about 5-6 'trials' that I wouldn't count as swords) but from those I can definately say that they get easier as they go, as per obviousness, but I imagine that styles would work much the same way, so doing alot of fantasy swords would make you ab etter blacksmith allround but would make you much better at fantasy swords than historical swords.
So some people might specialise and would be able to charge more for the signifigantly higher quality of their makes in their own niche but someone who doesn't specialise would get all sorts of jons, so it evens ,out.
Of course he may not specialise this might just be a collection of his works of this style.
User avatar #230 - kinginyellow (07/03/2014) [-]
How much would a gladius go for? Not a prop but a real one made off of the Roman sword.
User avatar #357 - epicalania (07/04/2014) [-]
I don't sell 'swords, my quality would never be enough anyway.
But if you want to make your own then it's suprisingly cheap to set up a backyard forge, I used the cut-and-remove method for the basic shaping of the sword then used the forge to make the shape more precise as well as placing the fuller, then I finished it by hand.
It cost me next to nothing but I already had alot of the things I needed, it will almost definitely cost you less then you think if you consider that alot of it can be re-used to make more without paying for them again.
User avatar #78 - sonicsyndicate (07/03/2014) [-]
i just make knives for people who need knives that wont break when you hit them with a hammer but every now and again someone wil ask for a sword like once a guy asked for a red damscus katana it took me a month to get it just right but i did it and it passed the strength and hardness test and the sharpness test didnt even register becuase the tatami mat never fell but it was in two i just never stop until i get it perfect inside and out
User avatar #184 - newforomador (07/03/2014) [-]
How much did you sell that sword for?
User avatar #258 - sonicsyndicate (07/03/2014) [-]
350$
User avatar #84 - epicalania (07/03/2014) [-]
Allright, so your 'specialty' would be knives, you, as you just said, do all sorts of requests, I imagine most blacksmiths will take most requests, but I also feel safe to say that you are alot better at knives then with swords, although knives may be intrinsically easier than swords, I don't really know.
User avatar #85 - sonicsyndicate (07/03/2014) [-]
i mean im pretty good with swords because i get a lot of machete requests and thats pretty much a sword
User avatar #89 - epicalania (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright, but if you want a sort of proof, try making two copies of something, make one in a style you've done before and one in a style you haven't, the style you've done before should be easier
My points seem pretty obvious to me but tell me if you want me to explain it further.
User avatar #90 - sonicsyndicate (07/03/2014) [-]
ok im done
#12 - I will love it and cherish it and name it george  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on When Im full, but there's... 0
#13 - skittlesinexcess (07/03/2014) [-]
danke
#10 - Ray from achievement hunter. He said in an early video that he…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2014 on When Im full, but there's... 0
#32 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
That's dumb.
#11 - skittlesinexcess (07/03/2014) [-]
I don't know how to reply to this, so here, I drew this.
Tell me if I'm crap.
#15 - jubajubejiblets (07/03/2014) [-]
#12 - masterchiefawesome (07/03/2014) [-]
I will love it and cherish it and name it george
#13 - skittlesinexcess (07/03/2014) [-]
danke
#59 - ohhh i knew i was in for it before i finished the first sentence...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Ow right in the feels 0
User avatar #75 - ohhh (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh, well now i'm sad...
User avatar #74 - ohhh (07/03/2014) [-]
Damn, what could of made the big 117 himself cry.
#75 - oh **** i can hear it in my head!! "… 07/02/2014 on Tim Howard 0
#2005 - **masterchiefawesome rolls 573,152,966** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#47 - yes 07/02/2014 on Maybe...if I move... 0
#9 - **** . Yes. *******… 07/01/2014 on Pure bread +1
#21 - >"I never get to use it" Well gee i wonder why! 07/01/2014 on gary fucking oak 0
#64 - holy **** ... if i ever manage to be as half as co… 06/28/2014 on Russians +2
#50 - Oh cool i'm gay now 06/27/2014 on Climbing an escalator +3
#99 - Picture 06/27/2014 on (untitled) 0
#82 - Picture 06/27/2014 on Oh my +1
#50 - WHAT THE CHRIST ON A TRICYCLE!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Every girl goes... +4
#127 - chenn (06/24/2014) [-]
Not my piece of art, I just googled "Jesus on a tricycle" and photoshopped text into it because it seemed like a somewhat appropriate reaction.
#32 - I bet you wear socks AND sandles you goddamn shooby! 06/23/2014 on GO HOME! +2
#57 - Picture 06/23/2014 on Poke Fusions! 0
#15 - Picture 06/23/2014 on (untitled) +8
#67 - >"pull the lever Cronk" 06/22/2014 on Some of you complain about... 0
#27 - STOP IT!! 06/22/2014 on Wat u say? +3
#10 - Reading that last one 06/22/2014 on Is that Jack Black? +6
#286 - that first one... 06/22/2014 on The first thing you said. +1
#23 - Picture 06/22/2014 on Dog in Car +2
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#61 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #62 to #61 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
son of a bitch, you actually did it!
User avatar #43 - metired (11/04/2012) [-]
Thank you! what do you want for 5 fiends?
User avatar #44 to #43 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Sorry, fiends are the only thing i'm not selling. Working my way towards an abomination or two.
User avatar #45 to #44 - metired (11/04/2012) [-]
OKay :)

How about tokens? And demonic ore?
User avatar #46 to #45 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Yeah sure. I'm not using 'em
User avatar #47 to #46 - metired (11/04/2012) [-]
Thank you, again! :)
User avatar #38 - acanadianmoose (11/04/2012) [-]
thanks man :)
#39 to #38 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
no, thank YOU!
#40 to #39 - acanadianmoose (11/04/2012) [-]
i dunno, you were pretty generous with those points
i dunno, you were pretty generous with those points
User avatar #41 to #40 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
OOH! What do you want for those 3 fiend heads?
User avatar #42 to #41 - acanadianmoose (11/04/2012) [-]
um, i dunno, bloodstone gamblers?
User avatar #35 - tomoya (08/31/2012) [-]
haha mybad
User avatar #36 to #35 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
np bro, just hope you don't get the banhammer shoved up your ass
User avatar #37 to #36 - tomoya (08/31/2012) [-]
same
User avatar #34 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (05/21/2012) [-]
**masterchiefawesome rolls 21**
User avatar #33 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (04/25/2012) [-]
**masterchiefawesome rolls 36**
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User avatar #32 to #32 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (02/03/2012) [-]
yeah, just had one of those days. i'm fine now. thanks
User avatar #18 - Seikyuu (01/20/2012) [-]
May I ask why you friend requested me?
User avatar #19 to #18 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (01/20/2012) [-]
you just seemed like a cool guy...
User avatar #20 to #19 - Seikyuu (01/20/2012) [-]
Sorry, but I don't accept requests without good enough reason. And I don't know anything about you sooooo.... yeeeeeeah... sorry buddy.
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User avatar #8 to #6 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (12/16/2011) [-]
Why is this making me laugh so ******* hard?!?
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FOR ****** SAKE! I CAN"T BREATHE!!
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