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Gender: male
Age: 24
Video Games Played: Halo, CoD, TF2, left for dead, Saints Row: The Third, Portal, Portal 2, Halo Combat Evolved, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST, Halo wars, Halo: Reach, Halo Combat Evolved: Anniversary
X-box Gamertag: nibs 210
Interests: paintball, Halo, other video games
Date Signed Up:8/20/2011
Last Login:10/30/2014
Location:Hurdling through the air
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An awesome guy that does awesome things with awesome people. A brony, A space marine, And a spartan.

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#7 - Picture 03/05/2013 on Compliment? +14
#19 - Shame on you! it's 10!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2013 on Informed decisions +11
#20 - farmermcguffen (03/05/2013) [-]
#22 - Picture 03/04/2013 on NSFW -1
#5 - he asks for 3 condoms, then the 3 ladies behind him all follow… 03/04/2013 on If I was a girl +6
#41 - What if you both go into a black hole? 03/04/2013 on feels 0
#17 - that's because it's literally programmed into his DNA to follo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2013 on bro +10
User avatar #41 - byodensbeard (03/04/2013) [-]
Then how do you explain in Battlefront 2 when they told me to kill all the Jedi?

Unless I'm a clone.
#70 - it's a video called minecraft 2 03/03/2013 on Worst moment for every... +1
#16 - Goes pretty good with this song  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2013 on Dance Mastah! +1
#17 - thraxis (03/03/2013) [-]
#59 - Picture 03/03/2013 on Yes I Do 0
#6 - MFW stephen is who they choose to voice act  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2013 on Assassins' Creed 4 +6
#13 - cheesymondo (03/01/2013) [-]
is this legit?!?! 1 quick google search found nothing, please be legit
#7 - snowshark (03/01/2013) [-]
Stephen Fry as an Assassin?

It's a beautiful thing.
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/01/2013) [-]
.... I love you. Fable<3 And for the 10year olds reading this, 'no homo'.
#16 - those glasses are so depressing...  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2013 on Now you can die in peace +4
User avatar #39 - gowge (03/01/2013) [-]
He was shot in the back how did it get to his glasses?
User avatar #44 - bohemianblasphemy (03/16/2013) [-]
Actually, the story is that a deranged 'fan' wanted his autograph, so when he turned around, he was shot and died three hours later.

The 'fan' was apparently insane, believing that HE was the real John Lennon, and he needed to kill the imopster John.

I hope this clears things up. And yes, I am a nerd for the Beatles.
#45 - gowge (03/16/2013) [-]
In the interview with Mark David Chapman ( the man who shot him) he said he waited out side all day and got the autograph and john looked at him and said "is that all you want?" and he nodded so john continued to his limo with Yoko. Mark waited outside for about 5 more hours until John came back, Yoko got out the car first and was a few feet in front of john and while they walked under the dark archway of the building they live in Yoko saw Mark and mark nodded but she didnt nod back, when they got a few steps ahead mark stepped out got into a combat stance and fired 5 shots at John 3 of them landed i think Yoko ran into the doorway and John crawled into the reception of the building and died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital. After he shot John, Mark just stood there with his gun by his side and the door man came over and shook the gun out of his hand while crying "Do you know what you've just done? Get out of here".

Thats like a "brief" summary of what i saw anyway haha I am also a Beatles nerd.
Sorry about all the writing
Mark also thought that by killing Lennon he could gain his fame. :)
#9 - soo... are you redheaded and in desperate need of a razor, or … 03/01/2013 on Homework +11
#28 - that's adorable and awesome at the same time! 02/28/2013 on Dad of the Year +7
#37 - Picture 02/26/2013 on Soap Bubble Freezing at -40... +8
#27 - Picture 02/26/2013 on Mommy I want a puppy +1
#12 - Ahh... the return of dimmy! A lot of 4chan classics this past week. 02/26/2013 on dimmy waywes +6
#17 - i legit did when i saw this picture.... **** man... 02/25/2013 on have you ever lolled this... 0
#22 - WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON!?!?!?!? 02/25/2013 on alka seltzer in water 0
#25 - dat shirt... 02/24/2013 on Riding sloths +1
#34 - I imagine the spider experienced something akin to the droid f… 02/24/2013 on Oreos. -1
#29 - Picture 02/23/2013 on Your mind is now fucked +1
#8 - This was the mace canister, minus the wording on the grip 02/23/2013 on Spiked +7
#7 - > try to move the focus away from high-powered weapon &…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/23/2013 on Spiked +18
#22 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/23/2013) [-]
I am a Mormon and I can confirm this, because every member owns 50 guns.
User avatar #29 - iamthou (02/24/2013) [-]
cause last time we went unarmed we were chased out of the east coast
#8 - masterchiefawesome (02/23/2013) [-]
This was the mace canister, minus the wording on the grip
#6 - Story time! > Had mormon neighbor bout 4 years ago …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/23/2013 on Spiked +13
User avatar #32 - exarzero (03/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #33 - exarzero (03/04/2013) [-]
Don't click the link I was being a dick.
#7 - masterchiefawesome (02/23/2013) [-]
> try to move the focus away from high-powered weapon
> see cool looking blue thing on the dresser
> looks like a pistol, but with a super thick barrel and no hammer
> Think it's a nerf gun or some shit because i was 12
> "hey Noah, check it out..."
> Noah doesn't know what it is
> we decide to test it, can't see any rounds so we assume it's not dangerous
> Noah puts a heavy jacket on and says to shoot him in the back
> 12 year old me doesn't see anything wrong with this scenario
> point at his back, pull trigger
> stream of brown liquid shoots out of barrel and hits him in the back
> he cries out in pain
> lolwut
> everything smells like garlic and pepper
> lolwut
> turns out it was military-issue mace spray
> why the dad had mace in a flamboyantly coloured canister with no safety just hangin out, unsupervised with his high-powered shotgun escapes me
> put mace canister back where i found it
> thankfully i was a quick-thinking 12 year old
> we throw the maced coat and shirt in the wash and try to sooth the rash on Noah's back with dish soap in a wet paper towel
> we all swear not to talk about it
>MFW i didn't get in trouble and kept going over to his house to play nazi zombies and eat shitty snacks
> TL:DR i maced my mormon neighbor for showing me a shotgun
#22 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/23/2013) [-]
I am a Mormon and I can confirm this, because every member owns 50 guns.
User avatar #29 - iamthou (02/24/2013) [-]
cause last time we went unarmed we were chased out of the east coast
#8 - masterchiefawesome (02/23/2013) [-]
This was the mace canister, minus the wording on the grip
#8 - **** YOU I MISS JORGE!!!!  [+] (13 new replies) 02/23/2013 on Can't Think Of A Short Title +34
User avatar #93 - lieutenantpansy (02/24/2013) [-]
All of the Noble fags were shit.
All of them.
Disrespectful pieces of cancershit.
Except Jorge
Why?
Because he was the only Spartan II.
User avatar #13 - fluttersquee (02/23/2013) [-]
I miss them all. Except Kat. Fuck Kat. Worst driver, ever.

"Hit 'em hard boss", "But I've got the mass", and "I'm ready, how bout you?" still gets me to tear up to this day.
#131 - therealtotodile (02/24/2013) [-]
What does the AI they programmed her with have to do with her actual character? She was easily my favorite Noble. It's not fair she died the way she did. Everyone got this badass fucking hero death and then it's just "pew, you're dead woman!" That got me mad as hell. And besides I've played the campaign probably more than 10 times and she has yet to drive me off a cliff once.
User avatar #28 - misticalz (02/23/2013) [-]
I like how Kat had the most un-dramatic, boring death scenes ever.
User avatar #41 - foelkera (02/23/2013) [-]
I think all the deaths are supposed to be ironic, because Kat's shields were down when she was killed just like when she lost her arm, or how Jorge worked with explosions and blew himself up, or how Emile liked knives and ended up getting stabbed in the chest, or how Noble 6 was the "lone wolf" of the team and died alone.
#44 - thereasonableperso (02/23/2013) [-]
What about Carter?
User avatar #45 - foelkera (02/23/2013) [-]
A good captain always goes down with his ship
User avatar #115 - iamchicken (02/24/2013) [-]
....oh my god it all makes sense now.
#75 - varrlegrimscythe (02/24/2013) [-]
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#35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/23/2013) [-]
The point was for it to be un-dramatic.
User avatar #32 - fluttersquee (02/23/2013) [-]
That's exactly what I was thinking too. It was like, I'm gonna walk down this hall-dead.
User avatar #29 - misticalz (02/23/2013) [-]
scene**
User avatar #11 - fargone (02/23/2013) [-]
You'd think that 550 years from now we'd have figured out that not having a failsafe remote detonator for a bomb is a horrible idea.
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#61 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #62 to #61 - masterchiefawesome (06/21/2014) [-]
son of a bitch, you actually did it!
User avatar #43 - metired (11/04/2012) [-]
Thank you! what do you want for 5 fiends?
User avatar #44 to #43 - masterchiefawesome (11/04/2012) [-]
Sorry, fiends are the only thing i'm not selling. Working my way towards an abomination or two.
User avatar #45 to #44 - metired (11/04/2012) [-]
OKay :)

How about tokens? And demonic ore?
User avatar #46 to #45 - masterchiefawesome (11/04/2012) [-]
Yeah sure. I'm not using 'em
User avatar #47 to #46 - metired (11/04/2012) [-]
Thank you, again! :)
User avatar #38 - acanadianmoose (11/04/2012) [-]
thanks man :)
#40 to #39 - acanadianmoose (11/04/2012) [-]
i dunno, you were pretty generous with those points
i dunno, you were pretty generous with those points
User avatar #41 to #40 - masterchiefawesome (11/04/2012) [-]
OOH! What do you want for those 3 fiend heads?
User avatar #42 to #41 - acanadianmoose (11/04/2012) [-]
um, i dunno, bloodstone gamblers?
User avatar #35 - tomoya (08/31/2012) [-]
haha mybad
User avatar #36 to #35 - masterchiefawesome (08/31/2012) [-]
np bro, just hope you don't get the banhammer shoved up your ass
User avatar #37 to #36 - tomoya (08/31/2012) [-]
same
User avatar #34 - masterchiefawesome (05/21/2012) [-]
**masterchiefawesome rolls 21**
User avatar #33 - masterchiefawesome (04/25/2012) [-]
**masterchiefawesome rolls 36**
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User avatar #32 to #32 - masterchiefawesome (02/03/2012) [-]
yeah, just had one of those days. i'm fine now. thanks
User avatar #18 - Seikyuu (01/20/2012) [-]
May I ask why you friend requested me?
User avatar #19 to #18 - masterchiefawesome (01/20/2012) [-]
you just seemed like a cool guy...
User avatar #20 to #19 - Seikyuu (01/20/2012) [-]
Sorry, but I don't accept requests without good enough reason. And I don't know anything about you sooooo.... yeeeeeeah... sorry buddy.
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Why is this making me laugh so ******* hard?!?
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FOR ****** SAKE! I CAN"T BREATHE!!
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