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Gender: male
Age: 24
Video Games Played: Halo, CoD, TF2, left for dead, Saints Row: The Third, Portal, Portal 2, Halo Combat Evolved, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST, Halo wars, Halo: Reach, Halo Combat Evolved: Anniversary
X-box Gamertag: nibs 210
Interests: paintball, Halo, other video games
Date Signed Up:8/20/2011
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:Hurdling through the air
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Highest Content Rank:#401
Highest Comment Rank:#858
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Subscribers:22
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An awesome guy that does awesome things with awesome people. A brony, A space marine, And a spartan.

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#102 - it was supposed to be a sarcastic remark about how furries do …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Invitation Only +3
User avatar #103 - theorangefox (04/07/2013) [-]
Ding! There's your problem. Sarcasm doesn't travel well on the internet, lad.
User avatar #104 - masterchiefawesome (04/07/2013) [-]
yeah, thought so...
#99 - **** it, might as well wallow in the butt pain an… 04/07/2013 on Invitation Only +3
#5 - Picture  [+] (85 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Invitation Only -82
#110 - windmagevaati (04/07/2013) [-]
#101 - theorangefox (04/07/2013) [-]
What the hell was furry about that!?
User avatar #102 - masterchiefawesome (04/07/2013) [-]
it was supposed to be a sarcastic remark about how furries do all sorts of wierd animal shit. But i guess it wasn't appropriate for this situation, so now i'm just bent over taking it like a man.
User avatar #103 - theorangefox (04/07/2013) [-]
Ding! There's your problem. Sarcasm doesn't travel well on the internet, lad.
User avatar #104 - masterchiefawesome (04/07/2013) [-]
yeah, thought so...
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#99 - masterchiefawesome (04/07/2013) [-]
Fuck it, might as well wallow in the butt pain and take it like a man...
#97 - tankthejackal (04/07/2013) [-]
now'snotthetimetousethat.png
User avatar #105 - theorangefox (04/07/2013) [-]
TFW you know where this is from!
User avatar #107 - tankthejackal (04/07/2013) [-]
no only do I know exactly where it's from,
I have it
User avatar #108 - theorangefox (04/07/2013) [-]
I totally don't need to see it again, for research.
#83 - Pompano (04/07/2013) [-]
#19 - guymandude (04/07/2013) [-]
Dumbass.
User avatar #15 - arandomanon (04/07/2013) [-]
No
User avatar #13 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
not everything that is animal related mean it's furries...
#60 - buthow (04/07/2013) [-]
Ohai sparky!
#61 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
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Hello
I feel so popular today
#65 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
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why delete your comment snowdrops??
User avatar #64 - snowdrops (04/07/2013) [-]
Here you'd probably know this account better.
So, how are you?
User avatar #66 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
ah okay I do know that account better

I am good how are yoU??
#68 - snowdrops (04/07/2013) [-]
I deleted it because my mouse slipped and I got like two letters out :P
Oh I'm doing good, thank you! So, what are you up to?
User avatar #70 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
ah, okay not much just got done eating and now I'm browsing fj
User avatar #72 - snowdrops (04/07/2013) [-]
Cool, fj is good at curing boredom.
User avatar #74 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
yeah after I'm done here gonna play an aweosm game called towns
User avatar #76 - snowdrops (04/07/2013) [-]
I have no idea why it logged me out :(
User avatar #77 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
shit happens I guess.... but it's really fun I really enjoy it
User avatar #78 - snowdrops (04/07/2013) [-]
Hopefully that's the last time. I might play it, it sounds really good.
User avatar #79 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
it takes some getting used to how everything works be sure to play the tutorials they really help a lot unlike they do in most games.
#80 - snowdrops (04/07/2013) [-]
Hmm, alright. Sounds good. Well, it's always nice speaking to an awesome guy such as yourself, but I have to go. See you later!
User avatar #81 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
bye-bye and enjoy your day
#75 - anonymous (04/07/2013) [-]
I've heard of it. Sounds cool, I'm just too lazy to make anything or do stuff like that. :P
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#17 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
Sparky's right you know.
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
I know I am :p
User avatar #21 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
Just like always... Well, very often atleast.
#22 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
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I am wrong kinda often
#23 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
I haven't noticed you being in the wrong that much. Mabye once or twice, but no one's perfect.
User avatar #57 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
Impressed myself doing it though :3
User avatar #82 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
Understandable. And sorry, computer froze up on me.
User avatar #84 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
Thats fine ^w^
User avatar #85 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
You feeling happy today? :)
User avatar #86 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
I guess so ??
#87 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
That's good.
#88 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
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Yeah ^w^
#89 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
#90 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
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#91 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
I need a suit TT_TT Too expensive tho...
#92 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
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I know that feeling
#93 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
Still saving, you know...
At this rate, we'll have enough towards the end of the summer...

Sorry that I can't save faster...
#121 - KingKobo (04/07/2013) [-]
#40 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
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#42 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
#44 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
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I am running out of relevant pictures
#45 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
Take this.
#46 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
I have that one
#71 - majorjinx (04/07/2013) [-]
Behold
User avatar #73 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
savin' that but still like the fox one better.
#47 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
#48 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
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There might be a rasone for that
#49 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
Self-sucking, man. Hard but worth it.
#50 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
can also be painful shot myself in the eye once.
#51 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
That'smyfetish.jpg
User avatar #52 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
getting cum in your eye ??
User avatar #53 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
No, having a bit of pain during love-dove snu-snu time.
User avatar #54 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
Pain is awesome during sex till cum gets in your eye... shit hurts for weeks
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#127 - KingKobo (04/07/2013) [-]
sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #125 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
KingKobo you realize that just makes more purple lines right??
#122 - KingKobo (04/07/2013) [-]
#55 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
I see... :/
#24 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
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#25 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
Sure you are!
#26 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
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Only sometimes
#28 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
On the contrary, you are clever quite often.
#29 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
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I don't think so
#30 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
Even though I find you quite clever, its your cuteness that's part of your true awesomeness.
#31 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
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#32 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
I don't have any affectionat pictures I can think of... D:
Therefore, wingboner.
#33 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
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wing boner sounds sexy
#34 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
You gonna get raped, and you're gonna like it :P
#35 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
why bite the pillow wouldn't you wanna hear my sounds??
#37 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
True...
#38 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2013) [-]
#124 - KingKobo (04/07/2013) [-]
#39 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
I'll be raping you all night long.
And the day after.
And the night after.
#616 - I stabbed the cookie monster. little did i know he was a man o… 04/07/2013 on I kicked my hoe 0
#6 - looks like you'll have plenty of stuff to **** it with... 04/06/2013 on Hands +2
#10 - god damn... you furries are into some weird **** ...  [+] (14 new replies) 04/06/2013 on What a cock. +70
#58 - dildoes (04/06/2013) [-]
#55 - Falkor (04/06/2013) [-]
i don't know what you're talking about..............
#70 - felex (04/06/2013) [-]
#48 - nerothefox (04/06/2013) [-]
Welcome to the internet, where fetishes rise from every corner.

On your left you see the furries, they have various fetishes which include anthropomorphic characters.
On the right you can see the BDSM section, where people love to get hit.


We hope you enjoy your stay, and have a nice fap.
#47 - mralice (04/06/2013) [-]
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Like waffles?
#35 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 - leglesslegolegolas (04/06/2013) [-]
DAMN FUCKIN RIGHT WE DO BEYOTCH
User avatar #26 - jackthefurfag (04/06/2013) [-]
You have NO IDEA.
#21 - leotjynx (04/06/2013) [-]
DAMN RIGHT WE ARE

AY YO BLACKSCALES MAH SCALIE NIGGA, YOU SCALY NIGGAS INTO WEIRD SHIT TOO?
#90 - icametocomment (04/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #45 - moln (04/06/2013) [-]
What is the context of this gif?
#25 - blackscales (04/06/2013) [-]
You really don't want to know what we're into.
#20 - misticalz (04/06/2013) [-]
420 yiff it faggot.
User avatar #14 - gayboard (04/06/2013) [-]
Don't act like you don't love it
#10 - Picture 04/06/2013 on tumblr +4
#7 - so how'd that quest for Turquoise text go?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on iamloveiamlife's profile 0
User avatar #11 - Turquoise (04/06/2013) [-]
why would he want my text

fear not, citizen, you may have all the text you want from me, I am generous
#35 - ...I want Troy McLuer back 04/05/2013 on truth be told. -1
#28 - What the hell is Mr. Taco doing? 04/05/2013 on problem with power suits +6
#45 - Picture 04/04/2013 on McFuck Up 0
#10 - pic realted... somehow 04/02/2013 on Handcock +41
#75 - not really inspiring but **** you i cried! 04/02/2013 on Might Wanna Enlarge +4
#82 - i got the same thing. Made me chuckle 04/02/2013 on Netflix, they don't mess... +1
#29 - THEY'RE SO SIMILAR!! 04/01/2013 on The Dog-a-tron +4
#22 - daaaaaaaangerously cheesy 04/01/2013 on 4chan +19
#13 - Fix'd  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2013 on fj logic +59
User avatar #14 - luuc (03/31/2013) [-]
Think you forgot a few zeros.
#59 - Hey you. Yeah you, the one reading this. Do you REALLY wanna s… 03/29/2013 on Call Me Crazy +16
#108 - hey you, yeah you. The one reading this. Do you REALLY wanna s…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2013 on Douchebag Yahweh +11
#126 - teamrocketninja (03/29/2013) [-]
Thanks for the warning bro.
#120 - teranin (03/29/2013) [-]
If you scroll down, it looks kinda like this, with worse special effects.
#114 - wonderglue (03/29/2013) [-]
I was gonna scroll down but upon thinking about it, I wont.
#24 - While your argument is valid, that guy in the gif looks like a…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/29/2013 on Throwing a needle through... +53
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User avatar #47 - demandsgayversion (03/29/2013) [-]
They also shot it out of a pressurized tube and determined that the force needed to poke such a perfect hole is beyond human capabilities.

In other words, STOP IGNORING FACTS!
#30 - anonymous (03/29/2013) [-]
You look like a religious moron, even when faced with facts you still latch on to bullshit.
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#44 - envinite (03/29/2013) [-]
#12 - I love you for that reference... 03/27/2013 on I'm so fucking future -4
#13 - Cat's FW 03/23/2013 on overkill +7
#205 - I heard through the grapevine that it's gonna be open-world GT… 03/23/2013 on Who's excited for the... 0
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on this is not the title +6
#18 - worldinthebest (03/22/2013) [-]
#136 - Picture 03/20/2013 on The Reward (worth the watch) +4
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User avatar #62 to #61 - masterchiefawesome (06/21/2014) [-]
son of a bitch, you actually did it!
User avatar #43 - metired (11/04/2012) [-]
Thank you! what do you want for 5 fiends?
User avatar #44 to #43 - masterchiefawesome (11/04/2012) [-]
Sorry, fiends are the only thing i'm not selling. Working my way towards an abomination or two.
User avatar #45 to #44 - metired (11/04/2012) [-]
OKay :)

How about tokens? And demonic ore?
User avatar #46 to #45 - masterchiefawesome (11/04/2012) [-]
Yeah sure. I'm not using 'em
User avatar #47 to #46 - metired (11/04/2012) [-]
Thank you, again! :)
User avatar #38 - acanadianmoose (11/04/2012) [-]
thanks man :)
#40 to #39 - acanadianmoose (11/04/2012) [-]
i dunno, you were pretty generous with those points
i dunno, you were pretty generous with those points
User avatar #41 to #40 - masterchiefawesome (11/04/2012) [-]
OOH! What do you want for those 3 fiend heads?
User avatar #42 to #41 - acanadianmoose (11/04/2012) [-]
um, i dunno, bloodstone gamblers?
User avatar #35 - tomoya (08/31/2012) [-]
haha mybad
User avatar #36 to #35 - masterchiefawesome (08/31/2012) [-]
np bro, just hope you don't get the banhammer shoved up your ass
User avatar #37 to #36 - tomoya (08/31/2012) [-]
same
User avatar #34 - masterchiefawesome (05/21/2012) [-]
**masterchiefawesome rolls 21**
User avatar #33 - masterchiefawesome (04/25/2012) [-]
**masterchiefawesome rolls 36**
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User avatar #32 to #32 - masterchiefawesome (02/03/2012) [-]
yeah, just had one of those days. i'm fine now. thanks
User avatar #18 - Seikyuu (01/20/2012) [-]
May I ask why you friend requested me?
User avatar #19 to #18 - masterchiefawesome (01/20/2012) [-]
you just seemed like a cool guy...
User avatar #20 to #19 - Seikyuu (01/20/2012) [-]
Sorry, but I don't accept requests without good enough reason. And I don't know anything about you sooooo.... yeeeeeeah... sorry buddy.
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User avatar #8 to #6 - masterchiefawesome (12/16/2011) [-]
Why is this making me laugh so ******* hard?!?
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User avatar #13 to #7 - masterchiefawesome (12/16/2011) [-]
FOR ****** SAKE! I CAN"T BREATHE!!
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