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Gender: male
Age: 23
Video Games Played: Halo, CoD, TF2, left for dead, Saints Row: The Third, Portal, Portal 2, Halo Combat Evolved, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST, Halo wars, Halo: Reach, Halo Combat Evolved: Anniversary
X-box Gamertag: nibs 210
Interests: paintball, Halo, other video games
Date Signed Up:8/20/2011
Last Login:9/17/2014
Location:Hurdling through the air
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Content Views:291425
Times Content Favorited:1479 times
Total Comments Made:1824
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An awesome guy that does awesome things with awesome people. A brony, A space marine, And a spartan.

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#150 - i think i'm getting PTSD from your stories. I was totally prep… 05/11/2013 on McDisasters 20: Got Lucky +25
#8 - For those of you wondering, it was a U.S. Quater's size of the… 05/11/2013 on La Finale +2
#145 - BARACK MAMA -JAMES MADISON AMERICAN ]' Jhi' ] fati, 05/10/2013 on So I am a faggot 0
#25 - Where will you be when Hemorrhoids strike? 05/09/2013 on The bees! +1
#36 - Oh man. No periods... no **** ... just pure. SFW g… 05/08/2013 on McDisasters 17: Stoner Dreds +3
#141 - Seeing a lot of anime show links... Anyone just have the link …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/08/2013 on This won't end well +1
User avatar #186 - robotekk (05/08/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The gif is 2 different scenes: first part is at 1:37, and the demon part is at 5:45
User avatar #203 - joshofsouls (05/08/2013) [-]
Nice try asshole, I have that link memorized.
#204 - robotekk (05/08/2013) [-]
#206 - joshofsouls (05/08/2013) [-]



I've been around the block a few times, sonny.
#209 - robotekk (05/08/2013) [-]
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#102 - Learn yourself before you burn yourself ***** 05/07/2013 on Zombie riot . +2
#37 - Picture 05/07/2013 on Art? Math! +1
#143 - I don't think he's hashed it out with bieber directly, he just… 05/07/2013 on a good alternative +7
#96 - one of those ********** comics made by that one g… 05/05/2013 on McDisasters 15: Drivethru,... +1
#90 - YFW McAsswipe  [+] (8 new replies) 05/05/2013 on McDisasters 15: Drivethru,... +74
#99 - venompwns (05/05/2013) [-]
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Oglaf
User avatar #164 - mlpokeyuan (05/05/2013) [-]
Can i have the source? I couldn't resist.
User avatar #198 - venompwns (05/06/2013) [-]
I've had this for almost a year, never found the sauce though.
User avatar #109 - screwyouman (05/05/2013) [-]
YES, THERE YOU GO...

Boobs...
User avatar #95 - screwyouman (05/05/2013) [-]
I forgot where this is from....
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User avatar #98 - robbiemcbiscuit (05/05/2013) [-]
ofglaf? its a webcomic.
User avatar #96 - masterchiefawesome (05/05/2013) [-]
one of those funny-nsfw comics made by that one guy. that's about as much as i know...
#101 - Picture 05/05/2013 on Oh the FEELS 0
#115 - 3spooky5me 05/05/2013 on Creepy Kidz +1
#145 - Picture 05/04/2013 on hot tub +1
#132 - MFW vomit corner! 05/04/2013 on McDisasters 14: Bus month +9
#136 - Is that a threat or a challenge? 05/03/2013 on Naruto 0
#8 - **** THAT DUDE! WHISPER PARSELTONGUE INTO THA…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Nobody must know about this +207
#25 - rihardololz (05/03/2013) [-]
#20 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
Then rape Ginny.
#38 - > breasts > too big  [+] (7 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Naruto +30
#123 - drulludanni (05/03/2013) [-]
#136 - masterchiefawesome (05/03/2013) [-]
Is that a threat or a challenge?
User avatar #65 - sketchE (05/03/2013) [-]
yes because at a certain point big breasts = fat as hell
personal opinion big tits are fun to look at small ones are better for sex
#100 - tomthehippie (05/03/2013) [-]
I have a feeling someone's had sex with a chick with tits that were too big...

I feel you man...

Plus, for the woman's side, big tits mean they normally have really bad backs. Smaller tits don't do that to a woman.
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User avatar #48 - snakefire (05/03/2013) [-]
You sir, might enjoy googling september carrino
User avatar #41 - badboycoen (05/03/2013) [-]
I've seen too big... I am not willing to get a picture...they're way too ugly.
#7 - god damn... this is so ******* old and stupid... 05/03/2013 on after a good night 0
#19 - ...and most importantly of all: ALWAYS be the person Mr. Roger…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Wise Wil +280
#204 - jebuss (05/01/2013) [-]
#237 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#101 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
Happy little clouds to man.
#9 - Goddamn... Axl has really proven the statement "You eithe…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2013 on knockin 0
#17 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
Then I bet you haven't seen him live recently. He is still pretty damn good.
User avatar #13 - sockprague (05/01/2013) [-]
Axl? The quotes from Dark Knight.
#12 - Leader of the world kinda has an army of the world. And i thin… 04/28/2013 on shit +11
#111 - Geoff's face when 04/28/2013 on A Heartwarming Fairytale 0
#29 - i should just leave the internet now. nothing can compare to that... 04/27/2013 on All of the win +6
#2 - WHAT THE **** ?!??! don't leave us with a cliffhan…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Clint Malarchuk NHL Injury 0
#6 - anonymous (04/27/2013) [-]
dude, he was speaking in the video
User avatar #5 - BlackCoffee (04/27/2013) [-]
He recovered.
User avatar #4 - ttritt (04/27/2013) [-]
He was lucky; if he was at the other end of the rink he would have died.
User avatar #3 - soopergrover (04/27/2013) [-]
This doesn't kill the man.
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User avatar #62 to #61 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
son of a bitch, you actually did it!
User avatar #43 - metired (11/04/2012) [-]
Thank you! what do you want for 5 fiends?
User avatar #44 to #43 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Sorry, fiends are the only thing i'm not selling. Working my way towards an abomination or two.
User avatar #45 to #44 - metired (11/04/2012) [-]
OKay :)

How about tokens? And demonic ore?
User avatar #46 to #45 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Yeah sure. I'm not using 'em
User avatar #47 to #46 - metired (11/04/2012) [-]
Thank you, again! :)
User avatar #38 - acanadianmoose (11/04/2012) [-]
thanks man :)
#39 to #38 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
no, thank YOU!
#40 to #39 - acanadianmoose (11/04/2012) [-]
i dunno, you were pretty generous with those points
i dunno, you were pretty generous with those points
User avatar #41 to #40 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
OOH! What do you want for those 3 fiend heads?
User avatar #42 to #41 - acanadianmoose (11/04/2012) [-]
um, i dunno, bloodstone gamblers?
User avatar #35 - tomoya (08/31/2012) [-]
haha mybad
User avatar #36 to #35 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
np bro, just hope you don't get the banhammer shoved up your ass
User avatar #37 to #36 - tomoya (08/31/2012) [-]
same
User avatar #34 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (05/21/2012) [-]
**masterchiefawesome rolls 21**
User avatar #33 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (04/25/2012) [-]
**masterchiefawesome rolls 36**
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User avatar #32 to #32 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (02/03/2012) [-]
yeah, just had one of those days. i'm fine now. thanks
User avatar #18 - Seikyuu (01/20/2012) [-]
May I ask why you friend requested me?
User avatar #19 to #18 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (01/20/2012) [-]
you just seemed like a cool guy...
User avatar #20 to #19 - Seikyuu (01/20/2012) [-]
Sorry, but I don't accept requests without good enough reason. And I don't know anything about you sooooo.... yeeeeeeah... sorry buddy.
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User avatar #8 to #6 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (12/16/2011) [-]
Why is this making me laugh so ******* hard?!?
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User avatar #13 to #7 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (12/16/2011) [-]
FOR ****** SAKE! I CAN"T BREATHE!!
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