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#6 - Could someone get me that Dominion picture as a backround? 07/02/2014 on Cool fantasy choice 0
#143 - I sorta wanna hear about that.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2014 on WARNING! 0
#150 - theberserker (04/16/2014) [-]
Haha hey, if you want me to just ask, I mean it wasn't TOO bad considering he got murderlized hardcore
#194 - fnoogernooger (04/16/2014) [-]
Tell us.
#358 - theberserker (04/16/2014) [-]
A few years ago, my friend (we'll call him steve) and I were driving to our local GW and on the way we stopped at some tracks. We were about 15ft away from from the tracks as the gate had lowered and were just joking around. We weren't really paying attention but subconsciously (he said the same thing happened to him) we were drawn to a young man who was running along the track. He ducked underneath the arms and mid way across the tracks the train impacted him.

He rag dolled and was sucked under the unstoppable wheels of the train. I nonchalantly noticed his shoe fly off in a different direction of his body that was spit out from beneath the train a few moments later. We just sat there for a second too shocked to do anything, holy shit, we had just seen a man die right before our eyes. I snapped out of it first, and told steve we needed to do something. He went to grab people to help move the body from the middle of the tracks and i went to try to direct traffic. I ran down the line trying to flag people away and get them to turn away so that the traffic couldn't bunch up too much. After a while i noticed that they'd finished moving the body and steve was making his way back to the car. I joined him and we decided to leave before the cops arrived, and as we drove away, we saw a woman crying.

We sat there in silence for a moment before we talked for a bit, i asked him if he helped move the body, he shook his head and said not quiet.

He said e only moved the shoe WHICH STILL HAD THE FOOT IN IT.
#1 - What game is this?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/28/2014 on fbprofilepic +1
#6 - applescryatnight (01/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 - mrmuffins (01/28/2014) [-]
Battle Toads.
User avatar #5 - lordlolland (01/28/2014) [-]
Extreme ultra super modern elite force dlc, right?
#4 - louckie (01/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #2 - gungame (01/28/2014) [-]
The Walking Dead
#7 - Sweet Jesus what a cunt. 12/07/2013 on No one will believe you +15
#5 - His wife did what exactly? This is the first time I've heard of this.  [+] (10 new replies) 12/07/2013 on No one will believe you +9
#6 - captnpl (12/07/2013) [-]
They publicly support the false idea that vaccinating children can give them autism.

User avatar #27 - heartlessrobot (12/07/2013) [-]
Wasn't that proven to be absolute bullshit?
#36 - captnpl (12/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, the guy lost his medical license and everything.
User avatar #24 - kinginyellow (12/07/2013) [-]
Our Bio teacher actually spent half of a class going over how wrong the original findings for that were. You could just see her seething anger.
#40 - anonymous (12/07/2013) [-]
I recently graduated with a Biology degree. I've felt that seething rage over the spread of bullshit "science" and misinformation as facts to terrify the public. I'm not alone. You've shown me that I have a people. My people. They understand the barely contained seething rage that comes with actually understanding how things actually work and explaining it to the mindless sheeple.
User avatar #121 - kinginyellow (12/07/2013) [-]
It's funny I have had every vaccination except H1N1 (slept through the day I was gonna go) and I don't have autism. ADHD, but that's from my parent.
User avatar #10 - twofreegerbils (12/07/2013) [-]
I feel like it's 99% his wife and 1% Jim saying "yes honey, okay honey"
User avatar #39 - ugottanked (12/07/2013) [-]
i can see that.
User avatar #19 - fedegon (12/07/2013) [-]
Must be quite some bada-boom in their room for him to keep like that.
User avatar #7 - masterassassin (12/07/2013) [-]
Sweet Jesus what a cunt.
#45 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on JustGirlyThings Comp 0
#95 - ricketyrackety Comment deleted by masterassassin
#13 - Is there a link to where I can watch the final episode?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/05/2013 on I'm going to miss Futurama 0
User avatar #16 - mookiez (09/06/2013) [-]
It may be the final episode but they did leave it open for another season if that ever happens again.
User avatar #35 - crazyhindu (09/06/2013) [-]
I think they left it open ended so they if netflix agrees to make it a netflix only show.
User avatar #88 - xturboxx (09/06/2013) [-]
I feel so unsure about that. Like, I already came to peace with it ending as much as I didn't want to see it end.
User avatar #96 - crazyhindu (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah the way it ended was soo fucking perfect I loved it like what if they just say that when the professor pressed the button instead of restarting from before he invented the button he restarted it from BEFORE FRY GOT FROZED
#14 - wayfarer (09/05/2013) [-]
#13 - That's some sad shit right there. 09/01/2013 on one more episode :( 0
#23 - Do the knife-guns actually work?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on Amazing gun comp 0
#27 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [-]
Yes, they just generally suck at knifing and gunning.
#6 - What's the actual backstory?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2013 on All good things must come... 0
User avatar #9 - apatheticalcare (06/28/2013) [-]
The true story behind adventure time is actually really damn depressing. It takes place something like 1000 years after a nuclear war (Mushroom War), which wiped out all humanity besides the ice king, who was horribly mutated. Everything you see is an abomination brought upon by nuclear waste harming and mutating the environments and animals. They actually show the damn war and following nuclear winter in a few episodes.
#24 - WhateverIguess (06/29/2013) [-]
So, if the Ice King was the last human and he got mutated, where did Finn come from?
#19 - anonymous (06/29/2013) [-]
The creator of that image doesn't seem to grasp the meaning of the word truth
#12 - legrandefromage (06/29/2013) [-]
This is actual canon. The Earth has been through the Mushroom War and this is what the Earth looks like now when shown on the show. It's actually really hardcore. Finn isn't some kid in a coma, he's the last surviving human. Just elaborating.
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