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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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hey guys! ima try to upload most drawn things i like to draw, or pics i find that are awesome! wish me luck!! =)

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#40 - "Hitler did nothing wrong". 10/31/2014 on Senior quote 0
#5 - Somewhere on Youtube is the whole first season in one video an…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Doc and Mharti 0
User avatar #15 - smallest (08/30/2014) [-]
www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty just watch it on adult swim its free
User avatar #13 - quitethedelicacy (08/30/2014) [-]
I don't have a YouTube link, but this here might help you out. It has every episode with multiple kinds of sources for each.

#6 - Womens Study Major (08/30/2014) [-]
That's because it was taken down

It was taken down the day after I watched them all the first time
#17 - All of tumblrs money went toward an extra hour in the ball pit. 08/24/2014 on tumblr at work people +96
#13 - Is there shame in knowing this artist?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Couple cosplaying The Last... +7
User avatar #16 - xxdarkdanxx (08/21/2014) [-]
He's too amazing not to know
#12 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Couple cosplaying The Last... +16
#60 - armenia (08/21/2014) [-]
This motherfucker!
User avatar #32 - popnotes (08/21/2014) [-]
Thank you based Freako
#27 - antideadra (08/21/2014) [-]
i wish i had his art skills, take a like for reminding me about this fine artist probably get in trouble for the image but i don't give a damn worked damn hard on it >
#25 - spleencer (08/21/2014) [-]
I say no, mostly because I know him too. Noice work m8, and g'day to ya.
User avatar #13 - masterassassin (08/21/2014) [-]
Is there shame in knowing this artist?
User avatar #16 - xxdarkdanxx (08/21/2014) [-]
He's too amazing not to know
#183 - Thanks! 08/18/2014 on It's Time for A Dance Party +1
#85 - Does anyone remember the song where it shows a guy going to sp…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2014 on It's Time for A Dance Party 0
User avatar #155 - brownstar (08/18/2014) [-]
I uploaded it, it be on my profile
#88 - kapitanokliosov (08/18/2014) [-]
Stuck In The Sound - Let's Go ( official music video ) Here
User avatar #183 - masterassassin (08/18/2014) [-]
#86 - kapitanokliosov (08/18/2014) [-]
one sec
#89 - Does any one have some really good fantasy wallpapers? 08/18/2014 on Heard you liked wallpaper... 0
#6 - Could someone get me that Dominion picture as a backround? 07/02/2014 on Cool fantasy choice 0
#143 - I sorta wanna hear about that.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2014 on WARNING! 0
#150 - theberserker (04/16/2014) [-]
Haha hey, if you want me to just ask, I mean it wasn't TOO bad considering he got murderlized hardcore
#194 - fnoogernooger (04/16/2014) [-]
Tell us.
#358 - theberserker (04/16/2014) [-]
A few years ago, my friend (we'll call him steve) and I were driving to our local GW and on the way we stopped at some tracks. We were about 15ft away from from the tracks as the gate had lowered and were just joking around. We weren't really paying attention but subconsciously (he said the same thing happened to him) we were drawn to a young man who was running along the track. He ducked underneath the arms and mid way across the tracks the train impacted him.

He rag dolled and was sucked under the unstoppable wheels of the train. I nonchalantly noticed his shoe fly off in a different direction of his body that was spit out from beneath the train a few moments later. We just sat there for a second too shocked to do anything, holy shit, we had just seen a man die right before our eyes. I snapped out of it first, and told steve we needed to do something. He went to grab people to help move the body from the middle of the tracks and i went to try to direct traffic. I ran down the line trying to flag people away and get them to turn away so that the traffic couldn't bunch up too much. After a while i noticed that they'd finished moving the body and steve was making his way back to the car. I joined him and we decided to leave before the cops arrived, and as we drove away, we saw a woman crying.

We sat there in silence for a moment before we talked for a bit, i asked him if he helped move the body, he shook his head and said not quiet.

He said e only moved the shoe WHICH STILL HAD THE FOOT IN IT.
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