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#5 - Because no one but John Mulaney has ever been to a crazy party before.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Thee Goodest Funny: Parte... 0
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#6 - thetellerofstories (12/20/2015) [-]
he used the same wording and style of metaphor. also same structure of lead and punchlines. watch the joke done by john mulaney, then read this again. the post was also done in 2013 when the stand up special was done the year before
#18 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
It is true that the comedian's special predates the greentext by at least a year probably couple years. Though, the similarities are limited, imo. Most of the individual elements are not the same, except for the police part roughly and the "white" kids part. Stylistically it is not delivered that similarly given the contemporary dialect of the two stories. 2/10 probably not a story based on that comedian's routine.

as for it actually happening like the op said, I'd say 5/10 not improbable, and certainly the story is good even if it is fake.
#26 - **massengit used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"** **massengit rolls 0,205** 08/16/2015 on Giga Nigga 0
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#303 - **massengit used "*roll 1, 2015-2065*"** **massengit rolls 2,050** 07/19/2015 on What year will you die? 0
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#10 - Comment deleted 05/17/2015 on Jumanji 0
#7 - There's snow in Arizona literally every winter....  [+] (8 new replies) 05/16/2015 on Jumanji +54
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#21 - gittons (05/17/2015) [-]
i find your name and pic oddly familiar.
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#37 - gittonss (05/17/2015) [-]
i know right?

ok, joke done, i will now proceed to delete the account
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#52 - gittons (05/17/2015) [-]
you can not delete accounts anymore.
nice joke though and what a weird coincidence.
#20 - jewfrosdsd (05/17/2015) [-]
Yea when there is Snow in southern California we better find that fucking jumanji board.
#9 - anon (05/17/2015) [-]
Can confirm, once was station at fort huachuca and had to march through a literal fucking blizzard. People really dont understand what high desert is.
#8 - anon (05/16/2015) [-]
True, but that year we got some down in the valley, which hasnt happened in a very long time (i cant remember the last time).
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#14 - gelind (05/17/2015) [-]
Idk it happened when i was there. Everyone was like its not gonna rain it never rains here. Then it snowed and blew everyones fucking mind. Didnt even have a coat cuz who takes a coat on vacation in arizona in May/June
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#171 - fantastic. you??  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on massengit's profile 0
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#172 - missingthemoontoo (04/04/2015) [-]
Doing well. ;p
What's got you fantastic?
#169 - hello friend  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2015 on massengit's profile 0
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#170 - missingthemoontoo (04/03/2015) [-]
How're you?
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#171 - massengit (04/04/2015) [-]
fantastic. you??
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#172 - missingthemoontoo (04/04/2015) [-]
Doing well. ;p
What's got you fantastic?
#178 - I'm 5/0 in my LoL provisionals and I'm really scared to play a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on Tell Admin & Mods your life... 0
#565 - jannikch (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm wood 5, want me to carry ya?
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User avatar #174 - gugek (07/03/2015) [-]
Have a great day today!
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User avatar #173 - gugek (06/03/2015) [-]
yo! sorry i didn't see your pm
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User avatar #169 to #168 - massengit (04/03/2015) [-]
hello friend
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User avatar #170 to #169 - missingthemoontoo (04/03/2015) [-]
How're you?
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User avatar #171 to #170 - massengit (04/04/2015) [-]
fantastic. you??
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User avatar #172 to #171 - missingthemoontoo (04/04/2015) [-]
Doing well. ;p
What's got you fantastic?
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User avatar #167 - noneckcomics (02/28/2015) [-]
r00d
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User avatar #166 - dragonock (02/25/2015) [-]
sorry m9, ill stop bugging you
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User avatar #165 - dragonock (02/18/2015) [-]
What's your name in league?
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User avatar #162 - noneckcomics (02/11/2015) [-]
I didn't realize how bad the instant message system is. In that, it doesn't exist for me atm.
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User avatar #163 to #162 - massengit (02/11/2015) [-]
That's okay
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#145 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** So, I'm assuming you have been a slut here at one point?
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User avatar #146 to #145 - massengit (01/18/2015) [-]
The sluttiest
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User avatar #157 to #146 - Elk (02/01/2015) [-]
Wow, your nudes are disgusting.
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User avatar #158 to #157 - massengit (02/02/2015) [-]
Darn.
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User avatar #159 to #158 - Elk (02/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'm glad you were a dick about it. Gross.
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User avatar #160 to #159 - massengit (02/02/2015) [-]
Who are you
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#147 to #146 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** Why did you stop?
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User avatar #148 to #147 - massengit (01/18/2015) [-]
I just send private pics.
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User avatar #149 to #148 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
Why?
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User avatar #150 to #149 - massengit (01/18/2015) [-]
Easier.
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#151 to #150 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Sounds like you're getting ready to send a **** load of pictures to me.
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User avatar #152 to #151 - massengit (01/18/2015) [-]
Only if you ask
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#153 to #152 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** Will you?
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User avatar #154 to #153 - massengit (01/18/2015) [-]
If you Im me
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#155 to #154 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
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#142 - kingleered (12/24/2014) [-]
Heeeey where did you leave the butt pic you had. Now what am I supposed to look at. Jeezzz plz more.
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User avatar #143 to #142 - massengit (12/26/2014) [-]
ik im v sorry
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#144 to #143 - kingleered (12/26/2014) [-]
is okay.
Also very merry christmas you big butt.
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User avatar #133 - thelonebrit (10/27/2014) [-]
well hello there love you are gorgeous!
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User avatar #130 - pumkinz (10/22/2014) [-]
Am I the only one bothered by that chest and key just sitting there????
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User avatar #131 to #130 - massengit (10/22/2014) [-]
what?
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User avatar #132 to #131 - pumkinz (10/22/2014) [-]
your items, you have a chest and key that hasn't been open (nice butt btw)
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User avatar #129 - deliver (10/22/2014) [-]
whore
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User avatar #135 to #129 - massengit (10/27/2014) [-]
<3 i try
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#127 - anon (10/22/2014) [-]
Friend request your poor temp-banned friend, so he can respond to your PMs without waiting 23 hours.
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User avatar #128 to #127 - massengit (10/22/2014) [-]
I can't dude I tried. Can you help out that dude as anon tho?
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User avatar #116 - PadreRasta (10/22/2014) [-]
Your butt (and your profile's comment section) is now yours.
<3
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User avatar #117 to #116 - massengit (10/22/2014) [-]
Wasn't it always mine?
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User avatar #118 to #117 - PadreRasta (10/22/2014) [-]
Ours*
I dun ****** it up
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User avatar #119 to #118 - massengit (10/22/2014) [-]
Lol okay
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User avatar #120 to #119 - PadreRasta (10/22/2014) [-]
So, since you talked about it, can I has nudes?
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User avatar #121 to #120 - massengit (10/22/2014) [-]
I talked about nudes?
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User avatar #122 to #121 - PadreRasta (10/22/2014) [-]
There you go talking about it again...
Just send it already and stop bothering me!
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User avatar #123 to #122 - massengit (10/22/2014) [-]
I'll work on that
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User avatar #124 to #123 - PadreRasta (10/22/2014) [-]
Okay, I'll be waiting for them on the **** section.
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User avatar #126 to #124 - massengit (10/22/2014) [-]
I'm trying homie
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User avatar #113 to #110 - massengit (10/11/2014) [-]
okay (:
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#105 - kingleered (09/30/2014) [-]
Sooooo can I do things to your butt yet? <3
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User avatar #106 to #105 - massengit (09/30/2014) [-]
I hope so
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#107 to #106 - kingleered (09/30/2014) [-]
cool, i'll come over once the parties are over k?
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