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masputa

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Date Signed Up:3/23/2009
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#43 - Picture 06/23/2014 on The REAL reason +12
#243 - op's dick under a microscope 06/23/2014 on things under an electronic... 0
#83 - She couldn't have looked too good. she was black, but i guess … 06/23/2014 on rekt +5
#43 - you bastard! 06/22/2014 on parents +1
#25 - I dont believe it neither, i just saw the opportunity and took…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2014 on parents 0
#39 - anon (06/22/2014) [-]
But will it hurt?
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#66 - lavitts (06/22/2014) [-]
It would be extremely painful.
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#68 - Epicgetguy (06/22/2014) [-]
FOR YOU
#43 - masputa (06/22/2014) [-]
you bastard!
#23 - allah akbar  [+] (11 new replies) 06/21/2014 on parents +53
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#24 - kennyh (06/21/2014) [-]
Unless I actually saw him shooting it I wouldn't believe he actually shoots it.
That thing has hundreds and hundreds of pounds of recoil.
Throws out huge bullets at a range of 4.22 miles.
550 rounds per minute.
There is just no way, he is posing with it to look tough.
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#92 - capslockrage (06/22/2014) [-]
Nah it can be shot by someone strong enough, someone could be a powerlifter and if they practiced using their strength to mitigate the recoil they could fire it.
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#74 - cossackwhoop (06/22/2014) [-]
1 or 2 burst maximum. KORD 12,7 mm machine gun(Shooting a machine gun, standing)
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#64 - threeeighteen (06/22/2014) [-]
Believe in Allah and you can achieve many things infidel.
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#61 - reaperriley (06/22/2014) [-]
I doubt he could shoulder it like they said, but if he braced his hip he would probably have surprisingly easier time firing it.

But all and all I think its just the terrorists trying to scare the western infidels.
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#60 - gruntmastr (06/22/2014) [-]
I think that he'd be able to use it in a single shot kinda thing, but yeah. I don't really buy into this either.

Even though that guy lkooks like he can rip me in half
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#25 - masputa (06/21/2014) [-]
I dont believe it neither, i just saw the opportunity and took it. He's a big guy, he can probably shoot it a two times, not accurately, before his shoulder gives out.
#39 - anon (06/22/2014) [-]
But will it hurt?
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#66 - lavitts (06/22/2014) [-]
It would be extremely painful.
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#68 - Epicgetguy (06/22/2014) [-]
FOR YOU
#43 - masputa (06/22/2014) [-]
you bastard!
#5 - That's damen and chicago i live like 4 blocks from there!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on (untitled) +3
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#6 - ImNotFunnyAtAll (06/18/2014) [-]
wanna hangout? i live like 10 minutes from it
#61 - i thought i was gonna go into detail but got lazy. 03/22/2014 on pens 0
#59 - (SPOILER)if you guys just saw the show and havent read the man…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2014 on pens 0
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#62 - assassindash (03/22/2014) [-]
Do you even praise grass?
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#60 - Sethorein (03/22/2014) [-]
That wasn't really a spoiler
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#61 - masputa (03/22/2014) [-]
i thought i was gonna go into detail but got lazy.
#212 - thanks for sauce 01/11/2013 on Happy Birthday BITCH! 0