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#65 - Modern Times 06/10/2014 on the future is now +44
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#56 - That would be the ideal system, but currently some people are …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/05/2013 on Equality vs. Equity -4
#63 - anonymous (11/05/2013) [-]
I would be kinda pissed if i worked my entire life so that my kids live comfortably, and someone takes it away because their "family line" is "unfortunate"

fuck that.
User avatar #58 - campingcarl (11/05/2013) [-]
but those boxes were acquired some where down the line of people. sure, its not fair when people just inherit wealth through their family, but I'm not getting a good job just for me. I want to make sure my kids have boxes. maybe even a hand truck to lift their boxes. my point is, boxes do not "appear", so much as people work to get them. sure maybe not that person, but someone in heir family had to work to get it. yes I know being white, straight and male can help acquire boxes, but that doesn't mean that Asian, gay, transfemale can't get boxes either. just my two cents
User avatar #67 - tkfourtwoone (11/05/2013) [-]
"sure, its not fair when people just inherit wealth through their family"

How the fuck did you compute that?!
MY wealth (private property), MY offspring
User avatar #68 - campingcarl (11/05/2013) [-]
"but currently some people are born into piles of boxes" i'm addressing this. I'm saying is isn't fair, but its right. people who are born into family who only have 20 dollars at any time have a harder time than someone who was born into a family of millionaires. however I also address the fact that these people worked for that, at some point in time.
User avatar #71 - tkfourtwoone (11/05/2013) [-]
And all I'm saying that wanting to KEEP your private possessions and not allow them to be FORCEFULLY taken from is nothing wrong at all.
User avatar #72 - campingcarl (11/05/2013) [-]
I'm not seeing where I used "You don't get to keep your things". If you worked for it, then its yours. you can give away, so then it becomes someone elses, who cares, its yours.
User avatar #87 - psydoc (11/05/2013) [-]
I used to feel like it was unfair that some people inherited loads of money, but as a grew up I gained a different perspective. That money has already been taxed, so it's not like the government didn't get its fair share. That money was also accumulated by providing goods or services for other people. The entire reason to work for more wealth than you'll use in your lifetime is to pass it on to your kids. We all receive things from our parents, whether during their lives, or not, whether it's money, traits, advice or love. If someone had horrible parents, and the only good thing they did is leave them some money, then it's pretty harsh to take that away and give it to someone who had great parents. In the end, I think what it comes down to is that whoever earned that money should get to give their money to whoever they want, and nobody else really has a right to stop them.
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grab you dick and you'll find out
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#49 - punishlife (09/18/2013) [-]
We are the same level
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User avatar #45 - fungusamongus (01/27/2012) [-]
how does your garden grow?
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User avatar #43 - pyromanser (09/15/2011) [-]
absolutely stunning.
User avatar #42 - nitrox (09/15/2011) [-]
hi, i just wanted to thank you for your posts =]
i'm a guy and i posted myself just for awesome girls like you
will be glad to keep in touch
keep up the good work =]
User avatar #40 - andrestheguat (09/11/2011) [-]
damn, just missed the last few posts. any chance of re-uploads soon?
User avatar #38 - Zaphod (09/09/2011) [-]
Amazing figure Mary. Very, Very sexy. =D <3
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#36 to #37 - marycontrary (09/09/2011) [-]
I try to. I'm at college now so I don't have too much time for FJ, but if you post a request, I'll keep it in mind.
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#34 - anotherunusableacc (09/08/2011) [-]
Hello, there! How're you? ^.^
User avatar #33 - snakedoctor (09/02/2011) [-]
it'd be awesome it you reuploaed your last 2 posts
User avatar #32 - ImABadKid (09/01/2011) [-]
Can you repost your last two posts? I missed them. :(
#30 - SirMartin (08/31/2011) [-]
You tittle is "Level 21 Real Man of Genius" If you are a man.... Then I'm gay
#31 to #32 - marycontrary (08/31/2011) [-]
Haha you're right... Hopefully I level up on my next couple posts!
User avatar #29 - blueboysixnine (08/18/2011) [-]
hows my request coming along?
User avatar #28 - badasstrainer (08/16/2011) [-]
You make me wanna sing a song, your body is so tight.
#27 - smpie (08/16/2011) [-]
you should make one where your eating a banana and looking into the camera please =D
User avatar #26 - Derriphan (08/15/2011) [-]
Thanks for the add. :: tips hat ::
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User avatar #23 - xGODx (08/14/2011) [-]
lot of forever alones in here stalkin
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