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#235006 - Aaawww Yiss! 04/22/2014 on PARTY ROOM +1
#22 - I didnt know there was such a thing as "lightsaber-resist…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/20/2014 on Battle Droids +15
User avatar #148 - motherfuckingkenji (03/21/2014) [-]
As huntergriff said, there's other materials that are resistant to if not immune to lightsabers. One he didn't mention is Mandalorian Iron, which is practically immune to almost all lightsaber attacks and really anything else short of the goddamn Death Star. Only the Mandalorians knew how to forge it into the super-metal that it's known to be.
After forming the Republic into an empire, Emperor Palpatine invaded Mandalore to mine all the Mandalorian Iron and make EVERYTHING out of the shit so his entire fucking navy would be completely invincible (think the Iron Curtain from Red Alert, only permanent), but the Mandalorians refused to forge it for him or even tell him how to do it, so he wiped them out and blew up all the mines. Pretty shitty move on his part, seeing as how he could have done experiments and tried to learn to forge it on his own or at least captured and tortured anyone who knew how to do it, but I guess even Sith Lords can be fucking retarded sometimes.

Other little fun fact: Jango and Boba Fett's armor was made from the stuff, which is one of the many reasons they were so damn badass.
User avatar #303 - ssheinrich (06/08/2014) [-]
>Jango and Boba Fett's armor was made from the stuff

still Jango manages to get killed... tch!
User avatar #304 - motherfuckingkenji (06/09/2014) [-]
Because when he was having his armor made, all the joints and shit were made of the stuff and Jango was like "You know what? I don't feel like having my joints covered. I want them to be vulnerable. Like, I want my neck to be the biggest target for wielders of lightsabers. Yeah, that makes sense, right?"
User avatar #305 - ssheinrich (06/09/2014) [-]
lol

thanks for the info :=)
User avatar #149 - huntergriff (03/21/2014) [-]
beskar is mando iron. and that shit is extremely rare.
#39 - crazyeyedbioll (03/20/2014) [-]
shit aint free nigga
User avatar #25 - huntergriff (03/20/2014) [-]
1. that shit's expensive
2. there's multiple lightsaber resistant items, such as beskar, phrik, and cortosis weave. the only reason it's not used more often is because of point 1
3. if it wasnt expensive as fuck, it would be more covienient.
User avatar #23 - nonathan (03/20/2014) [-]
Do you think that maybe that shit might cost a little more than basic armor?
#1 - Picture 03/06/2014 on I'll Tell Yah Waht +2
#55 - I would really enjoy a Jango Fett post  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on Darth Plagueis +2
User avatar #56 - psychadelicace (03/01/2014) [-]
oh good someone finally suggested jango fett he will most likely be done after kit fisto
#22 - Crows are actually quite intelligent.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2014 on Hey hi. +5
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#5 - Comment deleted 11/07/2013 on Hue Hue 0
#2 - I don't know what, but there's something about his fall that m… 10/01/2013 on Slippin n Sliddin 0
#177 - Most danes are fags, i suppose 09/16/2013 on Škyrim 0
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#686 - *roll image*  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on *roll image* 0
User avatar #687 - martztherapper (07/23/2013) [-]
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