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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: PS3, GameCube
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect
Interests: Reading, Writing, Masturbating, Videogames
Date Signed Up:3/05/2012
Last Login:9/17/2014
Location:Scotland
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I'm a genetics student at the University of Glasgow. I like to think I'm funny, and like to laugh, so here I am

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#35 - I guess you didn't see that (• •) ( • •)…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Vegans 2 +2
#54 - toncheky (12/19/2013) [-]
Do you, you clever devil?
#56 - martycamp (12/19/2013) [-]
#57 - toncheky (12/19/2013) [-]
Oh well, k.
#58 - martycamp (12/19/2013) [-]
#6 - Paint skillz over 900  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2013 on eruption-san +57
#16 - larfang (12/19/2013) [-]
#22 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [-]
#26 - Porn, probably  [+] (7 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Vegans 2 +7
User avatar #123 - bjartur (12/20/2013) [-]
oh p o r n !

I thought you typed pom and I was like " the fuck does he need pom poms for, cheering ? "
#33 - toncheky (12/19/2013) [-]
#35 - martycamp (12/19/2013) [-]
I guess you didn't see that

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#54 - toncheky (12/19/2013) [-]
Do you, you clever devil?
#56 - martycamp (12/19/2013) [-]
#57 - toncheky (12/19/2013) [-]
Oh well, k.
#58 - martycamp (12/19/2013) [-]
#28 - About the later in the day - if it was later enough that the r…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on Tatoo 2 0
User avatar #30 - schmitty (12/19/2013) [-]
Well they typically tend to lay it on thick so that it stays on all day. Also they tell you to get an ointment to out on it to continue and speed up the healing process, that could be the A&D ointment they tell you to buy. But trust me, that is unfortunately a real tattoo, or just great photoshop.
#24 - Surely if the vaseline were still there, his skin would still …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Tatoo 2 0
User avatar #27 - schmitty (12/19/2013) [-]
This might be from later in the day. It could also be because the artist had a light had and wasn't pressing very hard on the skin, plus with a "simple" tattoo like that there really isn't much shading involved, which is really what's gonna cause the redness you're talking about. My tattoo, even though it had a lot of shading, really didn't have much redness. The redness is typically caused by irritation, which is mostly gonna be on the tattoo itself which would obscure any redness you're looking for.
User avatar #28 - martycamp (12/19/2013) [-]
About the later in the day - if it was later enough that the redness had gone down, surely enough time would have passed for the vaseline to have dried in or been rubbed off.

Don't get me wrong, it could be legit, but I'm just skeptical of anything on the internet
User avatar #30 - schmitty (12/19/2013) [-]
Well they typically tend to lay it on thick so that it stays on all day. Also they tell you to get an ointment to out on it to continue and speed up the healing process, that could be the A&D ointment they tell you to buy. But trust me, that is unfortunately a real tattoo, or just great photoshop.
#19 - I don't know, man. I'm not convinced  [+] (6 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Tatoo 2 0
User avatar #23 - schmitty (12/19/2013) [-]
That might because you've never had a tattoo before. Tattoo artists use vaseline to put a thin protective coating over the fresh tattoo as a small preventative measure against minor things that might get into the fresh wound, such as dirt.
User avatar #24 - martycamp (12/19/2013) [-]
Surely if the vaseline were still there, his skin would still be red, which I understand happens after a tattoo?
User avatar #27 - schmitty (12/19/2013) [-]
This might be from later in the day. It could also be because the artist had a light had and wasn't pressing very hard on the skin, plus with a "simple" tattoo like that there really isn't much shading involved, which is really what's gonna cause the redness you're talking about. My tattoo, even though it had a lot of shading, really didn't have much redness. The redness is typically caused by irritation, which is mostly gonna be on the tattoo itself which would obscure any redness you're looking for.
User avatar #28 - martycamp (12/19/2013) [-]
About the later in the day - if it was later enough that the redness had gone down, surely enough time would have passed for the vaseline to have dried in or been rubbed off.

Don't get me wrong, it could be legit, but I'm just skeptical of anything on the internet
User avatar #30 - schmitty (12/19/2013) [-]
Well they typically tend to lay it on thick so that it stays on all day. Also they tell you to get an ointment to out on it to continue and speed up the healing process, that could be the A&D ointment they tell you to buy. But trust me, that is unfortunately a real tattoo, or just great photoshop.
#21 - anonymous (12/19/2013) [-]
thats because you're a cynical retard who can't just enjoy a fucking joke
#8 - Is it just me, or does that look more like one of the temporar…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Tatoo 2 0
User avatar #9 - schmitty (12/19/2013) [-]
It's shiny because its new.
User avatar #19 - martycamp (12/19/2013) [-]
I don't know, man. I'm not convinced
User avatar #23 - schmitty (12/19/2013) [-]
That might because you've never had a tattoo before. Tattoo artists use vaseline to put a thin protective coating over the fresh tattoo as a small preventative measure against minor things that might get into the fresh wound, such as dirt.
User avatar #24 - martycamp (12/19/2013) [-]
Surely if the vaseline were still there, his skin would still be red, which I understand happens after a tattoo?
User avatar #27 - schmitty (12/19/2013) [-]
This might be from later in the day. It could also be because the artist had a light had and wasn't pressing very hard on the skin, plus with a "simple" tattoo like that there really isn't much shading involved, which is really what's gonna cause the redness you're talking about. My tattoo, even though it had a lot of shading, really didn't have much redness. The redness is typically caused by irritation, which is mostly gonna be on the tattoo itself which would obscure any redness you're looking for.
User avatar #28 - martycamp (12/19/2013) [-]
About the later in the day - if it was later enough that the redness had gone down, surely enough time would have passed for the vaseline to have dried in or been rubbed off.

Don't get me wrong, it could be legit, but I'm just skeptical of anything on the internet
User avatar #30 - schmitty (12/19/2013) [-]
Well they typically tend to lay it on thick so that it stays on all day. Also they tell you to get an ointment to out on it to continue and speed up the healing process, that could be the A&D ointment they tell you to buy. But trust me, that is unfortunately a real tattoo, or just great photoshop.
#21 - anonymous (12/19/2013) [-]
thats because you're a cynical retard who can't just enjoy a fucking joke
#8 - Comment deleted 12/19/2013 on fucking punblr 0
#11 - He should have also pointed out that the viral particles are e… 12/19/2013 on maybe some funnys 0
#3 - For protection. Duh. 12/19/2013 on Condoms 2 +4
#2 - Picture 12/19/2013 on fucking punblr +8
#191 - Hold on, I need to sneeze! *gwegw* 12/19/2013 on Madlib +1
#187 - **martycamp rolled user gwegw **  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on Madlib 0
User avatar #191 - martycamp (12/19/2013) [-]
Hold on, I need to sneeze! *gwegw*
#4 - Picture 12/19/2013 on Mickey Mouse +1
#2 - Especially not YOU, dear reader 12/18/2013 on Cool Uncle +18
#1 - If you didn't want your cat eaten, you shouldn't have named it…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2013 on Peaches +61
User avatar #52 - Dember (12/19/2013) [-]
Or, you know. Let it outside. Namely where coyotes live.
Even in a small town without a whole lot of traffic, my cats are happy, healthy, safe, strictly indoor kitties.
My neighbors frown upon me for it - while mourning the loss of at least one or two of theirs each year as they get hit by cars, killed by stray/free-roaming dogs or just go missing and never come back.

When I catch them leaving their tiny kittens out in the freezing cold and rain, I take them in and foster them. Poor things, one literally had a bad reaction to his own teeth and had to have them all surgically pulled with over a thousand dollar vet bill, which the veterinarian suspected was brought on due to inbreeding, since no one here gets their pets spayed or neutered either. =/ Sweet boy is in a townhouse with a bunch of college girls who all dote on him and feed him high-quality canned food now.
#7 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
inb4 banned
#7 - Picture 12/18/2013 on Take a Deeep Breath +8
#13 - What the **** , man! I didn't want to see a pictur…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2013 on What could be at the end? +1
#14 - illusiveshade (12/18/2013) [-]
#11 - Then that man has some magnificent breasts  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2013 on What could be at the end? +1
#12 - illusiveshade (12/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - martycamp (12/18/2013) [-]
What the fuck, man! I didn't want to see a picture of your mum topless
#14 - illusiveshade (12/18/2013) [-]
#6 - Sea otters hold hands with each other while sleeping so that t… 12/18/2013 on OTTER 0
#10 - Well no. Once you get to a certain size, the only people who f…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2013 on Girls 2 +1
User avatar #20 - sketchysketchist (12/18/2013) [-]
Not all people who like fat women have fat fetishes.
And yeah, a roll of fat isn't a curve, but tell that to a fat chick.
I think we all need to accept that we're not perfect and someone telling us our faults isn't bad because they're being honest and you should be able to respond that you know ti.
#9 - Banned. The bottom one looks like a pair of boobs  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2013 on What could be at the end? +4
User avatar #10 - illusiveshade (12/18/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, it's man-boobs.
User avatar #11 - martycamp (12/18/2013) [-]
Then that man has some magnificent breasts
#12 - illusiveshade (12/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - martycamp (12/18/2013) [-]
What the fuck, man! I didn't want to see a picture of your mum topless
#14 - illusiveshade (12/18/2013) [-]
#5 - Is... Is the title a Guild reference? 12/18/2013 on Sidekicked 0
#4 - Sure, he'd been running and jumping across rooftops for a whil… 12/17/2013 on Finding better porn after... +3
#13 - Which farmer sits on his tractor shouting, “The end is nigh… 12/17/2013 on Worst joke ever -1
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User avatar #54 - martycamp (12/09/2013) [-]
congrats man.
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test
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#48 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
User avatar #49 to #48 - martycamp (07/26/2013) [-]
Uh, you know, I meant to, and then I just got really busy...
User avatar #17 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #10 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Friending for results... post link plz.
User avatar #14 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Its gonna 404 sheeeiiiit.
User avatar #15 to #14 - martycamp (06/12/2013) [-]
oh well
User avatar #16 to #15 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
good times, lol
#13 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.   
   
My finger when.
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.

My finger when.
User avatar #9 - martycamp (03/08/2013) [-]
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