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martycamp

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: PS3, GameCube
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect
Interests: Reading, Writing, Masturbating, Videogames
Date Signed Up:3/05/2012
Last Login:4/26/2015
Location:Scotland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#11852
Comment Ranking:#4177
Highest Content Rank:#3580
Highest Comment Rank:#171
Content Thumbs: 4012 total,  4487 ,  475
Comment Thumbs: 18147 total,  20482 ,  2335
Content Level Progress: 4% (4/100)
Level 140 Content: Faptastic → Level 141 Content: Faptastic
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Level 317 Comments: Wizard → Level 318 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Content Views:167472
Times Content Favorited:113 times
Total Comments Made:2474
FJ Points:20740
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I'm a genetics student at the University of Glasgow. I like to think I'm funny, and like to laugh, so here I am

latest user's comments

#22 - I believe this is the episode where he gets attached by a shar…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Word's greatest detective... +17
#31 - fefe (12/12/2014) [-]
Whale-repellent has been tested and works on landwhales as well. Buy one for yourself, before they eat you!
User avatar #72 - therealbigboss (12/12/2014) [-]
Haha shit this movie was the greatest.
#26 - fefe (12/12/2014) [-]
That was the movie, not an episode.
#46 - quoterox (12/12/2014) [-]
The movie's just a really long episode.
#54 - fefe (12/12/2014) [-]
Except no.
User avatar #56 - quoterox (12/12/2014) [-]
calm your anonymous tits, anon.
#6 - Thomas the TRAIN?! It's Thomas the Tank Engine!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Funny Texts and such... +15
#8 - alfonshister (12/11/2014) [-]
Thomas the Tormentor
#9 - tomsophsis (12/11/2014) [-]
#56 - Remember, metabolism can be both anabolic or catabolic. 12/05/2014 on Veggie Murder +1
#36 - The polar bear one - I thought it was a bloody tissue, at first. 11/26/2014 on tumblr shit 0
#109 - It's a bacteria. Chlostridium botulinum. Bacteria and viruses … 11/15/2014 on The zombie apocalypse 0
#78 - Real life viruses can't infect different species. They're spec…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on The zombie apocalypse 0
#108 - upyoursnumbnuts (11/15/2014) [-]
Explain botulism.
User avatar #109 - martycamp (11/15/2014) [-]
It's a bacteria. Chlostridium botulinum. Bacteria and viruses are not the same thing
#27 - >Buy pizza tray >Use it to make it dirty >Ord…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Domino's Free Gift +23
User avatar #75 - trollcaptcha (11/14/2014) [-]
my stupid pizza comment that i didn't give a second thought somehow made it into the top forty comments? fj fucking loves pizza
#29 - stijnybe (11/14/2014) [-]
>Buy pizza tray
>Free pizza!

how is the pizza free then?
#73 - wraithguard (11/14/2014) [-]
How expensive is the pizza tray?

>Cheap pizza!
#21 - Whether or not he really believes it, he's still cau…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Glorious +1
User avatar #29 - imakejewburgers (11/13/2014) [-]
No, he's really not. I promise you that no one has been converted to the anti-vaccine side of things because he's not speaking against it that wouldn't end up there anyway.
#25 - cliffordlover (11/13/2014) [-]
**cliffordlover rolled image** Someone's jealous because they can't get a hot chick like her.
#17 - I've despised Jim Carrey since I found out he supported his wi…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Glorious -4
#56 - gisuar (11/13/2014) [-]
ohh at first i thought it was some kind of anti waxing thing
User avatar #36 - lotrfan (11/13/2014) [-]
They were never married, and split up almost 5 years ago.
#35 - adr (11/13/2014) [-]
Jim Carrey will do anything for attention nowadays. Look at his recent "work" and twitter, it is just attention grabbing shit.
User avatar #34 - schneidend (11/13/2014) [-]
fucksalts beat me to it, but he's right. Pussy game ridiculous.
#24 - fucksalts (11/13/2014) [-]
People do some crazy shit for pussy.
#60 - fefe (11/13/2014) [-]
And damn that's some nice pussy, she's a whole game and a half out of his league, I could see a guy being a Holocaust denier to get with a girl so high above his stature, I never held it against him.
#44 - fefe (11/13/2014) [-]
See: SJW males
User avatar #20 - RisenLichen (11/13/2014) [-]
If you see pictures of him and his wife while at those rallies or whatever you'll see hes not really into it. I don't think Jim Carrey would believe in that, its more like a "Yes Honey" type situation
User avatar #21 - martycamp (11/13/2014) [-]
www.huffingtonpost.com/jim-carrey/the-judgment-on-vaccines_b_189777.html

Whether or not he really believes it, he's still causing massive amounts of harm by giving the movement a voice - his voice.
User avatar #29 - imakejewburgers (11/13/2014) [-]
No, he's really not. I promise you that no one has been converted to the anti-vaccine side of things because he's not speaking against it that wouldn't end up there anyway.
#25 - cliffordlover (11/13/2014) [-]
**cliffordlover rolled image** Someone's jealous because they can't get a hot chick like her.
#24 - But what if you ain't no holla back gurl? 11/12/2014 on Give me money to stop... +4
#12 - At least she's clean now 11/12/2014 on just woke up from anesthesia +1
#5644 - **martycamp rolls 701,309,094** 10/24/2014 on Free Steam +1
#8 - I'm a Scottish guy. I could talk to you in a high pitched voice?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on Brave +52
#108 - harala (10/16/2014) [-]
we could try that...

no homo
#1 - This is cancer  [+] (4 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Such smart +129
User avatar #37 - enemyoftrn (10/13/2014) [-]
*roll image* yfw i reip 19 sjw.
#38 - enemyoftrn (10/13/2014) [-]
**enemyoftrn rolled image** my bad, forgot how to roll. Picture is yfw i reiped 19 sjw.
#28 - quackyquack (10/13/2014) [-]
**quackyquack rolled image** Is this cancer?
User avatar #34 - discord (10/13/2014) [-]
that is a solution to the cancer.
#111 - She's currently at number 10 10/12/2014 on Moot worst person ever 0
#33 - Comment deleted 09/26/2014 on The Drawers 0
#176 - Are you going to go tell the millions of people that will die …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on Hold it 0
User avatar #184 - doctorprofessornv (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm just advocating caution, sometimes the effects of playing with the ecosystem aren't apparent until after the fact. Also, just because eradicating mosquitoes wouldn't have consequences doesn't mean anything, since it will be difficult to specifically target mosquitoes without catching other species in the crossfire.
Also, not trying to be Dawinistic, but humanity is already consuming many times more resources than our earth can support at this time, eradicating mosquitoes will likely cause another unprecedented explosion in the human population. I'm not saying we just let people die, but we need to figure out where to put all these extra people, otherwise we're going to be in much deeper shit.
#158 - No it's not. There's no fish in still water (I'm talking about… 09/24/2014 on Hold it 0
#134 - Mosquitoes actually lay their eggs in still water  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Hold it 0
User avatar #146 - deerdevil (09/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, of course they do. My point is still valid though.
User avatar #158 - martycamp (09/24/2014) [-]
No it's not. There's no fish in still water (I'm talking about things like puddles, and temporary lakes that only exist during the rainy season - they're quite often stagnant)
#133 - I don't have sauce, but I've read about it before. There are a…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Hold it 0
User avatar #171 - doctorprofessornv (09/24/2014) [-]
Perhaps, however what people don't always realize is the importance of biodiversity. We want to keep as many different species around as possible not just for the hell of it or for specific ecosystems, but because biodiversity provides a buffer against mass extinction. The more species we have, the less likely we are to see an ecosystem collapse if shit really hits the fan (i.e asteroid impact, extreme volcanism, runaway global warming, etc..).

For example, we now believe that part of the reason the dinosaurs went extinct was because they were already in decline when the asteroid hit. If the cretaceous ecosystem had been as diverse as it had been in earlier time periods, the dinosaurs might have actually survived the impact.

as much of a pain in the ass as mosquitoes are, in this age when biodiversity is falling at a sizable rate, killing off even more species might not be the best course of action.
#192 - xrayfishx (09/24/2014) [-]
May be a bit off the main topic, but I'm just going to leave this here.
User avatar #194 - doctorprofessornv (09/24/2014) [-]
I was talking about non-avian dinosaurs.
#195 - xrayfishx (09/24/2014) [-]
Ostriches.
User avatar #199 - doctorprofessornv (09/24/2014) [-]
Doesn't count.
#201 - xrayfishx (09/24/2014) [-]
You wanted a non-avian dinosaur. Non-avian does mean unable to fly, right? Therefore the ostrich is a non-avian dinosaur. How's a raptor any more a non-avian dinosaur than an ostrich?
User avatar #203 - doctorprofessornv (09/24/2014) [-]
An ostrich doesn't have a tail, teeth, or front digits with claws, and therefore is still a bird.
#208 - xrayfishx (09/24/2014) [-]
And, as the above diagram illustrates, birds are dinosaurs. A non-avian bird = a non avian dinosaur. You wanted a non-avian dinosaur so an ostrich is the best you're going to get.
User avatar #176 - martycamp (09/24/2014) [-]
Are you going to go tell the millions of people that will die from mosquito-borne infections that?

But look. If it were that much of a concern, the scientists that worked on this would have noticed. There's been years of research done on this, with maps of how the mosquitoes interact with other species. If they say that we can get rid of them and there's no consequences, then I'm inclined to believe them. Besides, it's not as if they'd kill every species of mosquito. Only the ones which could carry and transmit diseases like malaria and yellow fever.
User avatar #184 - doctorprofessornv (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm just advocating caution, sometimes the effects of playing with the ecosystem aren't apparent until after the fact. Also, just because eradicating mosquitoes wouldn't have consequences doesn't mean anything, since it will be difficult to specifically target mosquitoes without catching other species in the crossfire.
Also, not trying to be Dawinistic, but humanity is already consuming many times more resources than our earth can support at this time, eradicating mosquitoes will likely cause another unprecedented explosion in the human population. I'm not saying we just let people die, but we need to figure out where to put all these extra people, otherwise we're going to be in much deeper shit.
#132 - Better than lasers, scientists have even released genetically … 09/24/2014 on Hold it 0
#4 - Do you know what I find ******* hilarious? Gender ident… 09/23/2014 on People with Vaginas are women +1
#9 - Against it. The picture was supposed to be my disgust at the i…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Tumblr mourns 4chan 0
User avatar #10 - jelopi (09/21/2014) [-]
Who said Obama was behind it?
They were talking about rouge NSA people. They never even mentioned Obama, nor does he have any control over the NSA.
User avatar #26 - wrocky (09/22/2014) [-]
that's because both obama and nsa are being controlled by one group.
#27 - jelopi (09/22/2014) [-]
The illernati?
#6 - Dude, I'm the one calling ******** . Look at the picture  [+] (5 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Tumblr mourns 4chan 0
User avatar #8 - jelopi (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean.
Are you agreeing with the conspiracy, or are you against it?
User avatar #9 - martycamp (09/21/2014) [-]
Against it. The picture was supposed to be my disgust at the idiocy of thinking Obama is behind it
User avatar #10 - jelopi (09/21/2014) [-]
Who said Obama was behind it?
They were talking about rouge NSA people. They never even mentioned Obama, nor does he have any control over the NSA.
User avatar #26 - wrocky (09/22/2014) [-]
that's because both obama and nsa are being controlled by one group.
#27 - jelopi (09/22/2014) [-]
The illernati?
#4 - Are they genuinely saying that Obama was behind not only Gamer…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Tumblr mourns 4chan +7
User avatar #11 - mattdoggy (09/21/2014) [-]
>Obama dumping nudes of JL and Kate Upton
>my nigguh
#13 - mrleague (09/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 - jelopi (09/21/2014) [-]
Are you seriously saying that Obama controls anything.
User avatar #6 - martycamp (09/21/2014) [-]
Dude, I'm the one calling bullshit. Look at the picture
User avatar #8 - jelopi (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean.
Are you agreeing with the conspiracy, or are you against it?
User avatar #9 - martycamp (09/21/2014) [-]
Against it. The picture was supposed to be my disgust at the idiocy of thinking Obama is behind it
User avatar #10 - jelopi (09/21/2014) [-]
Who said Obama was behind it?
They were talking about rouge NSA people. They never even mentioned Obama, nor does he have any control over the NSA.
User avatar #26 - wrocky (09/22/2014) [-]
that's because both obama and nsa are being controlled by one group.
#27 - jelopi (09/22/2014) [-]
The illernati?

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User avatar #54 - martycamp (12/09/2013) [-]
congrats man.
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#48 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
User avatar #49 to #48 - martycamp (07/26/2013) [-]
Uh, you know, I meant to, and then I just got really busy...
User avatar #17 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #10 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Friending for results... post link plz.
User avatar #14 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Its gonna 404 sheeeiiiit.
User avatar #15 to #14 - martycamp (06/12/2013) [-]
oh well
User avatar #16 to #15 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
good times, lol
#13 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.   
   
My finger when.
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.

My finger when.
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