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I'm a genetics student at the University of Glasgow. I like to think I'm funny, and like to laugh, so here I am
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- Just gonna leave this here...
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO shout out to shut up and jam gaiden!
the rock isnt smaller then these guys he is actually lifting them up in a workout, its why he is so big
The Rock looks more like the pebble now
Just gunna leave this here.
Who is that guy?
It's Calvin Lane
Did you just reply to yourself?
Yes he did
Pretty sure he asked, found out the answer and then posted it.
Yes, that's what happened.
Thats what happened.
whos the guy on the left?>
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- They seem kinda... Pointless...
nipple less boobs
- >using daily fail as a source >not realising that th…
The situation escalates
- I hear they kept the neigh-bours up all night...
- Hellsjester, it wasn't really clear in the story - did you and…
No dinosaurs here
- If you do that away from people, fine. Do what you want. But i…
Only open road for high speeds, sometimes I drift in the town but only at night when there's barely any traffic.
Not in Germany
last Friday I had some fun with a stranger... He was douching around in his fancy Audi and tried to lose me in my company's Skoda, but he couldn't. We ended driving 220 kph (137 mph) side by side until the next truck came after a minute. I couldn't pass him though.
But I drive very responsible other than that. When I'm alone on the Autobahn I drive fast, but as soon as I see anyone else on the right lane, I slow down at least to 160kph/100mph.
- A recent study says it's 95% less harmful than regular cigaret…
- I can't see you!
- I'm pretty sure it was starving, and was trying to get on the …
Friendly Ice Panda
or saw people. polar bears are one of the few animals in the world that will actively hunt humans
not all of them. usually they want to stay away, only ones that are very curious will come near, or those that are very desperate
speaking from experience in a place where we have to take training for this and set up guards at night to spot for polar bears
polar bears are always desperate. they arent used to humans and havent learned that we fuck shit up. but usually the guy walking between camps at prudhoe bay doesnt have anything to defend himself with so hes a tasty snack
polar bears are not always desperate. Some of them, sure, but others can still have plentiful hunts through the winter months and thus are not desperate for food
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