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martycamp

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: PS3, GameCube
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect
Interests: Reading, Writing, Masturbating, Videogames
Date Signed Up:3/05/2012
Last Login:5/28/2015
Location:Scotland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#10957
Comment Ranking:#4182
Highest Content Rank:#3580
Highest Comment Rank:#171
Content Thumbs: 4012 total,  4487 ,  475
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Content Level Progress: 4% (4/100)
Level 140 Content: Faptastic → Level 141 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 38.6% (386/1000)
Level 317 Comments: Wizard → Level 318 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Content Views:167577
Times Content Favorited:112 times
Total Comments Made:2488
FJ Points:20791
Favorite Tags: a (2) | mum (2) | pun (2) | tumblr (2) | your (2)
I'm a genetics student at the University of Glasgow. I like to think I'm funny, and like to laugh, so here I am

latest user's comments

#14 - True, some are repeated, but others are multiple instances of … 03/19/2015 on How Feminism Helps Men 0
#37 - What I'm trying to say is that the tumblr user retyped the 4ch… 03/18/2015 on an aliens guide +3
#34 - The tumblr post came from a series of 4chan posts called "…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on an aliens guide +1
User avatar #37 - martycamp (03/18/2015) [-]
What I'm trying to say is that the tumblr user retyped the 4chan post to get "reblogs". We've seen them do it before
#27 - Which originally came from (you guessed it) 4chan  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2015 on an aliens guide 0
#30 - alarubra (03/18/2015) [-]
No, it originally came from tumblr. Otherwise it would have been a 4chan text post.
User avatar #34 - martycamp (03/18/2015) [-]
The tumblr post came from a series of 4chan posts called "humanity fuck yeah!"
User avatar #37 - martycamp (03/18/2015) [-]
What I'm trying to say is that the tumblr user retyped the 4chan post to get "reblogs". We've seen them do it before
#3 - Thanks for working that out, dude  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on all in awe, awe, awe Boom,... +6
User avatar #15 - johnconnorone (03/17/2015) [-]
He's pretty off
#61 - Dude, you just described arrogance. Nevertheless, the…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on Tumblr Comp 19 0
#62 - Absolute Madman (03/16/2015) [-]
Yes, maybe I should go a little in depth...It was expected of them, they are rich, they should should do what rich people do. And since they couldn't buy fancy cars they let painters paint fancy portraits of them.

And I agree, atleast on the showing off part.
#17 - I just explained this to my Czech girlfriend (who's normally v… 03/16/2015 on Tumblr Comp 20: Pun Edition +2
#25 - But the subjects of the painting literally made the decision &…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Tumblr Comp 19 +2
#56 - Absolute Madman (03/16/2015) [-]
>-> Is it a selfie if you let a proffesional photographer take a picture of you? Because that's what it would be.
And it wasn't just an act of arrogance but one of power, the nobles had enoigh money to pay someone to paint them while the rest of the country could be starving, they wanted to preserve their essence and make themselves imortal to humans eyes.
User avatar #61 - martycamp (03/16/2015) [-]
Dude, you just described arrogance.

Nevertheless, the meaning behind selfies and portraits are the same - showing off. Like I said, barring being an artist, having a portrait painted of yourself is as close to taking a selfie as they could get
#62 - Absolute Madman (03/16/2015) [-]
Yes, maybe I should go a little in depth...It was expected of them, they are rich, they should should do what rich people do. And since they couldn't buy fancy cars they let painters paint fancy portraits of them.

And I agree, atleast on the showing off part.
#3 - That's the way it goes, I guess. I don't mind 03/13/2015 on Pokemon is dirty... 0
#11 - I'm so lonely, and I'm desperate for any form of human attenti…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on Pratchett 0
#12 - reepsixtythree (03/13/2015) [-]
Here have a notification
#9 - Why did you comment on this after two years?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Pratchett 0
#10 - reepsixtythree (03/13/2015) [-]
I was waiting for him to die. Why did you comment on it after 2 years?
User avatar #11 - martycamp (03/13/2015) [-]
I'm so lonely, and I'm desperate for any form of human attention.

Also, I got a notification.
#12 - reepsixtythree (03/13/2015) [-]
Here have a notification
#4 - What's cringy about getting a girl's number, or even entertain… 03/11/2015 on I could do so much more 0
#12 - Pfft, too late for that  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2015 on such pun, very HONY, much... +1
#14 - Smashyy (03/11/2015) [-]
#9 - When deep fried, sure  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2015 on such pun, very HONY, much... +1
#11 - Smashyy (03/11/2015) [-]
i just ate, don't make me eat again, i may go fat
User avatar #12 - martycamp (03/11/2015) [-]
Pfft, too late for that
#14 - Smashyy (03/11/2015) [-]
#18 - >2015 >Still thinking GMOs are bad for you 03/11/2015 on OITNB Comp 0
#7 - It must be the Irish in you Paddy, get out of his asshole!  [+] (5 new replies) 03/11/2015 on such pun, very HONY, much... +4
#8 - Smashyy (03/11/2015) [-]
To be honest and fair, potatoes are awesome
User avatar #9 - martycamp (03/11/2015) [-]
When deep fried, sure
#11 - Smashyy (03/11/2015) [-]
i just ate, don't make me eat again, i may go fat
User avatar #12 - martycamp (03/11/2015) [-]
Pfft, too late for that
#14 - Smashyy (03/11/2015) [-]
#3 - That's how you get shot if you're black … 03/06/2015 on (untitled) -6
#12 - 2 yellows = red. Sometimes you can get a straight red card, if… 03/06/2015 on Sockerpunch 0
#10 - They're not used to the testosterone?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2015 on Sockerpunch 0
User avatar #13 - mienkampf (03/06/2015) [-]
Women are more rutheless then men against women, they show no mercy idk why... maybe it's more personal being the same sex idkk
#19 - Absolute Madman (03/06/2015) [-]
maybe because we don't want to wreck their shit
#3 - Solo he hit the ground!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2015 on Han shot first +14
User avatar #4 - FAILtim (03/06/2015) [-]
I hope there were no snakes on that plane.
Indianna Jones - why'd have to be snakes.jpg
#3 - She's a genie. If he tries, *poof* he's pepsi 03/06/2015 on Tyrone goofed +5
#17 - That's just another kind of love 03/06/2015 on Playing someone's else... 0
#4 - Pfft "Human"  [+] (7 new replies) 03/06/2015 on Pop up Ad +62
User avatar #5 - OldSnake (03/06/2015) [-]
Pfft "Version"
User avatar #13 - wimwam (03/06/2015) [-]
Pfft "Ad"
#14 - Absolute Madman (03/06/2015) [-]
Pfft "Pop-Up"
#15 - Absolute Madman (03/06/2015) [-]
pfft "the"
User avatar #16 - EdwardNigma (03/06/2015) [-]
Pfft "pfft"
User avatar #30 - clechyl (03/06/2015) [-]
Pfft "Pfft "pfft""
User avatar #32 - knarlyfish (03/07/2015) [-]
Pfffffffffffffffffft
#11 - Will you bring the lube, or shall I? 03/06/2015 on Worked for me +9
#18 - And then it rains... 03/06/2015 on That's a WIN +1

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User avatar #54 - martycamp (12/09/2013) [-]
congrats man.
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test
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#48 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
User avatar #49 to #48 - martycamp (07/26/2013) [-]
Uh, you know, I meant to, and then I just got really busy...
User avatar #17 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #10 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Friending for results... post link plz.
User avatar #14 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Its gonna 404 sheeeiiiit.
User avatar #15 to #14 - martycamp (06/12/2013) [-]
oh well
User avatar #16 to #15 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
good times, lol
#13 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.   
   
My finger when.
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.

My finger when.
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