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martycamp

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: PS3, GameCube
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect
Interests: Reading, Writing, Masturbating, Videogames
Date Signed Up:3/05/2012
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:Scotland
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Content Ranking:#12138
Comment Ranking:#3778
Highest Content Rank:#3580
Highest Comment Rank:#171
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Level 140 Content: Faptastic → Level 141 Content: Faptastic
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Content Views:167342
Times Content Favorited:113 times
Total Comments Made:2463
FJ Points:20619
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I'm a genetics student at the University of Glasgow. I like to think I'm funny, and like to laugh, so here I am

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#9 - that was a knife pun  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2015 on Worked for me -4
#10 - anonymous (03/06/2015) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #11 - martycamp (03/06/2015) [-]
Will you bring the lube, or shall I?
#4 - No no, you misunderstand - I was trying to say that guns don't…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on Jim Jefferies - gun control 0
User avatar #5 - annavalentine (03/05/2015) [-]
Clearly not, but even in that statement it's still a flawed black and white, because there are most assuredly cases where firearms have been used to stop rape, just like there are cases where it gets taken away and it doesn't help.

But what you're doing is slightly shifting the focus from 'Can a firearm be used, and have firearms been used, to avert rape?' (Which is a yes) into a 'What's the highest rate of rape per country? So clearly your method doesn't work.'

That secondary question is flawed to the arse ends of the universe though and is easily interchangeable to the point that it negates use as an argument.

Clearly big dogs don't help, your country has-
Clearly locks don't help-
Clearly polis don't-
Clearly private homes-
Clearly- well, you get the point.

A firearm is a tool. It's the user that is the one that causes any problems with it.
#14 - My god, an actual happy ending 03/05/2015 on Beasts of Burden 7 +11
#2 - If guns stop rape, then why does the US have the 7th highest r…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Jim Jefferies - gun control -1
User avatar #3 - annavalentine (03/05/2015) [-]
Because the majority of those are in situations where someone doesn't have the know how, tools, or ability to fight back, or because they've been drugged or alcoholed up.

That and it's not like you expect it to happen so you're already fully prepared. A rapist doesn't give you 24 hours notice, with a time, location, setting and other basic information. Therefore, even with a firearm, being caught off guard means you may not have time to use it anyway.

In fact, your entire statement is flawed off the idea that the existence guns is supposed to negate the existence of rape, but at the end of the day it ignores far more than a few variables per situation.
User avatar #4 - martycamp (03/05/2015) [-]
No no, you misunderstand - I was trying to say that guns don't stop rate. 7th highest in the entire UN is not a good thing
User avatar #5 - annavalentine (03/05/2015) [-]
Clearly not, but even in that statement it's still a flawed black and white, because there are most assuredly cases where firearms have been used to stop rape, just like there are cases where it gets taken away and it doesn't help.

But what you're doing is slightly shifting the focus from 'Can a firearm be used, and have firearms been used, to avert rape?' (Which is a yes) into a 'What's the highest rate of rape per country? So clearly your method doesn't work.'

That secondary question is flawed to the arse ends of the universe though and is easily interchangeable to the point that it negates use as an argument.

Clearly big dogs don't help, your country has-
Clearly locks don't help-
Clearly polis don't-
Clearly private homes-
Clearly- well, you get the point.

A firearm is a tool. It's the user that is the one that causes any problems with it.
#166 - James Bond is Scottish  [+] (5 new replies) 03/05/2015 on English speaking master race. +2
User avatar #167 - mathmanchris (03/05/2015) [-]
He was born in Germany.
#186 - htmm (03/05/2015) [-]
He works in England
User avatar #194 - bcsaint (03/05/2015) [-]
i want to join in but i have no more information on james bond
User avatar #229 - TheseChocodiles (03/05/2015) [-]
bapabooey bapabooey
User avatar #261 - CrowbarNinja (03/05/2015) [-]
Did you know? [spoiler] Jet fuel cant melt steel beams [/spoiler]
#23 - What kind of sick **** masturbates to that?!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on Feel Comp. +31
#24 - xxragnarokxx (03/04/2015) [-]
The guy who has two thumbs and likes dead things... his names Teddy what a jerk wad...
#108 - Don't worry man, it's not as bad as it looks. You'll see. … 03/02/2015 on A fathers love +2
#38 - Czechoslovakia split up 03/01/2015 on some tumblr shit +20
#18 - Regarding that gene - it's called FoxP2 (I believe). basically… 02/28/2015 on Human Evolution & General... 0
#16 - >Conservative Christians >Believe in dinosaurs … 02/27/2015 on Internet Gold -1
#34 - Where did you get feminists from? I just googled him, and it s…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on His last fuck was for the... +3
User avatar #48 - javertshat (02/27/2015) [-]
Just remember, everyone who disagrees with you is a SJW and a feminist who hates men
#740 - **martycamp used "*roll cah answer*"** **martycamp rolls Se… 02/26/2015 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
#739 - **martycamp used "*roll cah question*"** **martycamp rolls …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
User avatar #740 - martycamp (02/26/2015) [-]
**martycamp used "*roll cah answer*"**
**martycamp rolls Sexual humiliation.**
#15 - Cool, thanks man 02/25/2015 on Spiderman 0
#13 - Is this Web of Shadows?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Spiderman 0
User avatar #14 - otterbelly (02/25/2015) [-]
its the Spider-Man 3 game
User avatar #15 - martycamp (02/25/2015) [-]
Cool, thanks man
#90 - Comicexplain, back me up. There was a cross over with marvel v…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Marvel +1
User avatar #96 - comicexplain (02/25/2015) [-]
Sorta! Yes, that happened, but not exactly Cannon anymore.

However, if you're all wondering -who- would win, the answer would be Superman! The Hulk needs -time- and a reason to be Angry. And Supes isn't the sort of person to anger his foes, unless he finds an advantage in it!

If anything, Hulk would need to be -exceptionally- angry at the start of the match, and even then, with Supermans other powers, -including- speed, it would be along fight to remember!
#7 - That's actually Glasgow. This is from BBC News Scotland. I hav… 02/24/2015 on Another day in Russia. 0
#16 - kay 02/24/2015 on Spoiled beazts +1
#10 - Do you really want to go to a donut shop that tells you how go… 02/24/2015 on 4-years old banned from shop. 0
#2 - You should bow wow wow out right now 02/24/2015 on Going barking mad 0
#19 - The thumbs in the pumpkin one should be on the bottom bo… 02/24/2015 on Social Media Comp 26 0
#47 - guns have barrels 02/24/2015 on Gun recoil +11
#26 - "If you see someone coming at you with a sword, run. Kung… 02/24/2015 on Bruce Lee 0
#25 - Gloves is a new one. I'm more used to a snake in my boot, though  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on Snake +7
#33 - megamantrigger (02/24/2015) [-]
#13 - Get fat and grow your own! You'll be able to play with them wh… 02/23/2015 on shit was legit +1

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#65 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi martycamp! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#63 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
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User avatar #54 - martycamp (12/09/2013) [-]
congrats man.
User avatar #53 - martycamp (08/30/2013) [-]
test
User avatar #52 - martycamp (08/27/2013) [-]
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#48 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
User avatar #49 to #48 - martycamp (07/26/2013) [-]
Uh, you know, I meant to, and then I just got really busy...
User avatar #17 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #10 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Friending for results... post link plz.
User avatar #14 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Its gonna 404 sheeeiiiit.
User avatar #15 to #14 - martycamp (06/12/2013) [-]
oh well
User avatar #16 to #15 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
good times, lol
#13 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.   
   
My finger when.
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.

My finger when.
User avatar #9 - martycamp (03/08/2013) [-]
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