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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: PS3, GameCube
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect
Interests: Reading, Writing, Masturbating, Videogames
Date Signed Up:3/05/2012
Last Login:6/19/2013
Location:Scotland
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Comment Ranking:#257
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Highest Comment Rank:#268
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I'm a genetics student at the University of Glasgow. I like to think I'm funny, and like to laugh, so here I am

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#46 - He said that he died 06/17/2013 on Ninja dog 0
#2 - Come on. That's in Mos Eisley, and therefore the second one. I…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Morbid for battlefront players +81
#37 - N. Korean citizen Comment deleted by martycamp
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#14 - assymcfartson Comment deleted by martycamp
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#1 - Picture 06/17/2013 on Flood +3
#34 - Do a google search for "Sheldon the tiny dinosaur" y… 06/17/2013 on Slugs +1
#939 - "He scowled at the display" The Lost Fleet … 06/17/2013 on Try it 0
#32 - Until now, I thought "xbone" was a derogatory nickna… 06/17/2013 on Sure mate... +1
#17 - That's Madeleine McCann. She went missing in 2007, when her fa… 06/17/2013 on Try and find me bitch 0
#16 - That's Madeleine McCann. She went missing in 2007, when her fa…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Try and find me bitch 0
User avatar #18 - sargentcucumber (06/17/2013) [-]
Thank you
#4870908 - Picture 06/17/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#24 - That's also why we lost our body hair. It allowed us to stay r…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Interesting science stuff! +18
User avatar #126 - rokkarokkaali (06/17/2013) [-]
So why do I have hairs on my ass?
User avatar #193 - SwiftNinja (06/17/2013) [-]
It prevents sweaty, unpleasant ass crack and itchiness, and shit berries can be washed out with water
#161 - daggydaggy (06/17/2013) [-]
to prevent friction burns in between your ass cheeks
User avatar #162 - rokkarokkaali (06/17/2013) [-]
But it also gets in a knot and collects shit
#164 - daggydaggy (06/17/2013) [-]
maybe evolution was like: aether friction burns or Shit berrys
#131 - swagbot (06/17/2013) [-]
because God has a sense of humor.
#116 - greenstrongworld (06/17/2013) [-]
Oh shit I had been wondering about that for a while. Thanks.
#25 - I've always wondered why plane engines were measured in midget… 06/16/2013 on Midgets pulling a plane +11
#10 - Picture 06/16/2013 on Jon snow knows somethings ... +11
#23 - Picture 06/16/2013 on Vegetarian +12
#21 - Hell: Now with free wi-fi  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Ninja dog -1
#45 - filipskit (06/17/2013) [-]
you wot?
User avatar #46 - martycamp (06/17/2013) [-]
He said that he died
#13 - Guess what? You're half way towards being a superhero! Give me… 06/16/2013 on Happy Fathers Day +2
#6 - Sorry if I didn't make it clear, but I recognised your sarcasm…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Disney Porn +10
User avatar #7 - vegardwd (06/16/2013) [-]
There's a lot of sarcasm going on here.
It doesn't really work well with text
#15 - rambochicken (06/17/2013) [-]
#9 - N. Korean citizen (06/16/2013) [-]
You're just a retard.
#10 - misfitsftw (06/16/2013) [-]
while i dont agree with you, ive been waiting to use this, and i thought you might like it
#4 - Really? That's surprising. Most people have. Which is a shame,…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Disney Porn +13
#5 - vegardwd (06/16/2013) [-]
sorry if I didn't make it clear, but I was actually being sarcastic
User avatar #6 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
Sorry if I didn't make it clear, but I recognised your sarcasm and deliberately ignored it, and then responded with sarcasm of my own.
User avatar #7 - vegardwd (06/16/2013) [-]
There's a lot of sarcasm going on here.
It doesn't really work well with text
#15 - rambochicken (06/17/2013) [-]
#9 - N. Korean citizen (06/16/2013) [-]
You're just a retard.
#10 - misfitsftw (06/16/2013) [-]
while i dont agree with you, ive been waiting to use this, and i thought you might like it
#14 - Now THAT is one helluva bang 06/16/2013 on Some More Facts +2
#18 - I think you'll find that, if a mammoth sat on a baby, there wo… 06/16/2013 on Ice age +1
#46 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on great acomprishments +27
#222 - extooso (06/16/2013) [-]
#2 - Dogs. The only thing you can call a "son of a bitch"… 06/16/2013 on DOGS 0
#2 - Andy's mum's toys were also called Woody and Buzz  [+] (8 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Disney Porn +59
User avatar #3 - vegardwd (06/16/2013) [-]
never heard that joke before
User avatar #4 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
Really? That's surprising. Most people have. Which is a shame, really, because a joke is only funny the first time you hear it, and never again.
#5 - vegardwd (06/16/2013) [-]
sorry if I didn't make it clear, but I was actually being sarcastic
User avatar #6 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
Sorry if I didn't make it clear, but I recognised your sarcasm and deliberately ignored it, and then responded with sarcasm of my own.
User avatar #7 - vegardwd (06/16/2013) [-]
There's a lot of sarcasm going on here.
It doesn't really work well with text
#15 - rambochicken (06/17/2013) [-]
#9 - N. Korean citizen (06/16/2013) [-]
You're just a retard.
#10 - misfitsftw (06/16/2013) [-]
while i dont agree with you, ive been waiting to use this, and i thought you might like it
#11 - Picture 06/16/2013 on Mad parkour skills 0
#9 - I wouldn'y have to steal them if you just gave me some... …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Mad parkour skills 0
#10 - redstag (06/16/2013) [-]
**redstag rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at Memoryception ** you got a reaction for everything huh? I'm at work and do not. so i roll and hope its relevant
#11 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
#6 - Picture 06/16/2013 on maths chat up lines part 2 +1
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User avatar #17 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
<3
#39 to #18 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
**twi rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at If Science Was Like Religion **
x3
#40 to #39 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
**martycamp rolled a random image posted in comment #2515454 at Friendly ** Taters! I summon you! By the power of Greyskull!
User avatar #41 to #40 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
That's not the taters
#42 to #41 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
**twi rolled a random image posted in comment #97387 at Shin Anime Social Board **
sure is creepy though
#43 to #42 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
**martycamp rolled a random image posted in comment #644612 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** that's a fact
#44 to #43 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
**twi rolled a random image posted in comment #2582825 at Friendly **
fun fun fun
#45 to #44 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
**martycamp rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at XP Grinding ** surely it'll happen soon. Right?
#46 to #45 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
**twi rolled a random image posted in comment #367716 at Ponyville ** maybeh
**twi rolled a random image posted in comment #367716 at Ponyville ** maybeh
#47 to #46 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
**martycamp rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at Your Eyes ** gotta keep trying
#19 to #18 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
**twi rolled a random image posted in comment #192 at Best Of Pokémon Fusion **

there may be a large chance of rolling this picture a lot
#20 to #19 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
**martycamp rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at two riddles **

Let's see
#21 to #20 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
**twi rolled a random image posted in comment #4752610 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
or not
fuck
#23 to #21 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
**martycamp rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at lets play bully: schoolarship edition **
Here we go again
#24 to #23 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
**twi rolled a random image posted in comment #104405 at Shin Anime Social Board **   
haha   
I had fun
**twi rolled a random image posted in comment #104405 at Shin Anime Social Board **
haha
I had fun
#25 to #24 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
**martycamp rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Our Universe ** It was strangely satisfying. In an "I want to trigger an epileptic fit in somebody" kinda way
#26 to #25 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
**twi rolled a random image posted in comment #178 at Closet bronies **
I wonder if addy is an epileptic
#27 to #26 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
**martycamp rolled a random image posted in comment #2605349 at Friendly ** We may have just killed him
#28 to #27 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
**twi rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Nope.gif **
oop
#29 to #28 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
**martycamp rolled a random image posted in comment #127 at Banana ** Don't worry. I'm sure he has clones
#31 to #30 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
**martycamp rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Bitch I'm Fabulous! ** That's not a picture
#32 to #31 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
**twi rolled a random image posted in comment #4746754 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** YOU'RE NOT A PICTURE
#33 to #32 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
**martycamp rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at HUUUUUUURRRR ** THEY SAID I COULD BE A PICTURE!
**martycamp rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at HUUUUUUURRRR ** THEY SAID I COULD BE A PICTURE!
#34 to #33 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
**twi rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Cleanest getaway ever ** they liieeeeeeeeeed   
haha   
horses
**twi rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Cleanest getaway ever ** they liieeeeeeeeeed
haha
horses
#35 to #34 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#36 to #35 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
**martycamp rolled a random image posted in comment #3884250 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** Addy's fw he sees the potato thread
#37 to #36 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
**twi rolled a random image posted in comment #177 at That bad boy **
lel
#38 to #37 - martycamp (06/16/2013) [-]
**martycamp rolled a random image posted in comment #2606326 at Friendly ** I think that's proof he IS epileptic
**martycamp rolled a random image posted in comment #2606326 at Friendly ** I think that's proof he IS epileptic
User avatar #22 to #21 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
damn it dinkie
you're not a dancing potato
User avatar #10 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Friending for results... post link plz.
User avatar #14 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Its gonna 404 sheeeiiiit.
User avatar #15 to #14 - martycamp (06/12/2013) [-]
oh well
User avatar #16 to #15 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
good times, lol
#13 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.   
   
My finger when.
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.

My finger when.
User avatar #9 - martycamp (03/08/2013) [-]
**martycamp rolls 2**
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