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martycamp

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: PS3, GameCube
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect
Interests: Reading, Writing, Masturbating, Videogames
Date Signed Up:3/05/2012
Last Login:3/06/2015
Location:Scotland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#12529
Comment Ranking:#5128
Highest Content Rank:#3580
Highest Comment Rank:#171
Content Thumbs: 4012 total,  4487 ,  475
Comment Thumbs: 17724 total,  20031 ,  2307
Content Level Progress: 4% (4/100)
Level 140 Content: Faptastic → Level 141 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 2.7% (27/1000)
Level 317 Comments: Wizard → Level 318 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Content Views:166774
Times Content Favorited:113 times
Total Comments Made:2427
FJ Points:20432
Favorite Tags: a (2) | mum (2) | pun (2) | tumblr (2) | your (2)
I'm a genetics student at the University of Glasgow. I like to think I'm funny, and like to laugh, so here I am

latest user's comments

#2 - Picture 12/19/2013 on fucking punblr +8
#191 - Hold on, I need to sneeze! *gwegw* 12/19/2013 on Madlib +1
#187 - **martycamp rolled user gwegw **  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on Madlib 0
User avatar #191 - martycamp (12/19/2013) [-]
Hold on, I need to sneeze! *gwegw*
#4 - Picture 12/19/2013 on Mickey Mouse +1
#2 - Especially not YOU, dear reader 12/18/2013 on Cool Uncle +18
#1 - If you didn't want your cat eaten, you shouldn't have named it…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2013 on Peaches +61
User avatar #52 - Dember (12/19/2013) [-]
Or, you know. Let it outside. Namely where coyotes live.
Even in a small town without a whole lot of traffic, my cats are happy, healthy, safe, strictly indoor kitties.
My neighbors frown upon me for it - while mourning the loss of at least one or two of theirs each year as they get hit by cars, killed by stray/free-roaming dogs or just go missing and never come back.

When I catch them leaving their tiny kittens out in the freezing cold and rain, I take them in and foster them. Poor things, one literally had a bad reaction to his own teeth and had to have them all surgically pulled with over a thousand dollar vet bill, which the veterinarian suspected was brought on due to inbreeding, since no one here gets their pets spayed or neutered either. =/ Sweet boy is in a townhouse with a bunch of college girls who all dote on him and feed him high-quality canned food now.
#7 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
inb4 banned
#7 - Picture 12/18/2013 on Take a Deeep Breath +8
#13 - What the **** , man! I didn't want to see a pictur…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2013 on What could be at the end? +1
#14 - illusiveshade (12/18/2013) [-]
#11 - Then that man has some magnificent breasts  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2013 on What could be at the end? +1
#12 - illusiveshade (12/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - martycamp (12/18/2013) [-]
What the fuck, man! I didn't want to see a picture of your mum topless
#14 - illusiveshade (12/18/2013) [-]
#6 - Sea otters hold hands with each other while sleeping so that t… 12/18/2013 on OTTER 0
#10 - Well no. Once you get to a certain size, the only people who f…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2013 on Girls 2 +1
User avatar #20 - sketchysketchist (12/18/2013) [-]
Not all people who like fat women have fat fetishes.
And yeah, a roll of fat isn't a curve, but tell that to a fat chick.
I think we all need to accept that we're not perfect and someone telling us our faults isn't bad because they're being honest and you should be able to respond that you know ti.
#9 - Banned. The bottom one looks like a pair of boobs  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2013 on What could be at the end? +4
User avatar #10 - illusiveshade (12/18/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, it's man-boobs.
User avatar #11 - martycamp (12/18/2013) [-]
Then that man has some magnificent breasts
#12 - illusiveshade (12/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - martycamp (12/18/2013) [-]
What the fuck, man! I didn't want to see a picture of your mum topless
#14 - illusiveshade (12/18/2013) [-]
#5 - Is... Is the title a Guild reference? 12/18/2013 on Sidekicked 0
#4 - Sure, he'd been running and jumping across rooftops for a whil… 12/17/2013 on Finding better porn after... +3
#13 - Which farmer sits on his tractor shouting, “The end is nigh… 12/17/2013 on Worst joke ever -1
#5 - And now you have a murder weapon 12/17/2013 on Full of win 0
#4 - Only if they Kermit suicide  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2013 on have a great day everyone! +28
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#14 - darkmaker (12/18/2013) [-]
#13 - Crzychipmunk (12/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 - roninneko (12/18/2013) [-]
Thank you. Genuinely made me lol
#7 - Now I know how Professor Oak feels  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2013 on Title: a corny vegetable pun 0
User avatar #8 - Loppytaffy (12/17/2013) [-]
Boobs, man, boobs.
#84 - Trust me, it was a reference 12/17/2013 on no son of mine. 0
#82 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2013 on no son of mine. 0
User avatar #83 - jacksipian (12/17/2013) [-]
ok, i can see why you would think its a star wars reference, depending on the girl it probably is, if it were me i wouldnt just assume it was a star wars reference, so maybe thats why I didn't think it was a specific reference
User avatar #84 - martycamp (12/17/2013) [-]
Trust me, it was a reference
#6 - Comment deleted 12/17/2013 on Shoes. 0
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2013 on Shoes. +4
#5 - TreesyDoesIt Comment deleted by martycamp
#6 - martycamp Comment deleted by martycamp
#28 - You met this guy?! You're a lucky bastard, my friend!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2013 on Look who I met... again +29
User avatar #69 - leightonsolomon (12/18/2013) [-]
Nah fuck that guy. He's a faggot.
#80 - I said, "I love you" She said, "I know"…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2013 on no son of mine. 0
User avatar #81 - jacksipian (12/17/2013) [-]
i have, but i dont see how thats a reference to specifically star wars, i say "i know" all the time
User avatar #82 - martycamp (12/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #83 - jacksipian (12/17/2013) [-]
ok, i can see why you would think its a star wars reference, depending on the girl it probably is, if it were me i wouldnt just assume it was a star wars reference, so maybe thats why I didn't think it was a specific reference
User avatar #84 - martycamp (12/17/2013) [-]
Trust me, it was a reference
#7 - dude, it's just: wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub… 12/17/2013 on Listening to Music while... +8

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User avatar #54 - martycamp (12/09/2013) [-]
congrats man.
User avatar #53 - martycamp (08/30/2013) [-]
test
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#48 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
User avatar #49 to #48 - martycamp (07/26/2013) [-]
Uh, you know, I meant to, and then I just got really busy...
User avatar #17 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #10 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Friending for results... post link plz.
User avatar #14 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Its gonna 404 sheeeiiiit.
User avatar #15 to #14 - martycamp (06/12/2013) [-]
oh well
User avatar #16 to #15 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
good times, lol
#13 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.   
   
My finger when.
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.

My finger when.
User avatar #9 - martycamp (03/08/2013) [-]
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