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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: PS3, GameCube
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect
Interests: Reading, Writing, Masturbating, Videogames
Date Signed Up:3/05/2012
Last Login:8/23/2014
Location:Scotland
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I'm a genetics student at the University of Glasgow. I like to think I'm funny, and like to laugh, so here I am

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#4 - After that, I'm pretty sure he went "Knight knight" 11/25/2013 on I made mistake +3
#3 - Dude, on Tumblr tags are what give you most of your note…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2013 on What not to wear +7
User avatar #4 - marcymami (11/25/2013) [-]
I appreciate your advice! however i dont post on tumblr anyways, but i will keep that in mind this one was pointless
#7 - I love how they actually took pictures of the screen with a camera 11/25/2013 on Fox news thoughts on /b/ 0
#47 - On behalf of Scotland, I'll accept thanks from the rest of the… 11/25/2013 on Maps +2
#20 - Wait.... Elephants give birth to rhinos? 11/25/2013 on We're not so different 0
#7 - They're playing "Eye of the Tiger", aren't they?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2013 on gonna fly now +3
#10 - FatherPedobear (11/25/2013) [-]
More likely the actual Rocky theme. The title is a lyric in the theme.
User avatar #8 - smashingprodigy (11/25/2013) [-]
It'd be a wasted opportunity if they didn't.
#23 - So what happens if you get cancer, huh? How quickly will you c… 11/23/2013 on Confession time 0
#7 - You god-damn use a toastie maker for making toasties.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Cheese Toasties +33
User avatar #37 - manyourefugly (11/24/2013) [-]
I use that to make toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. and grilled cheeses too.
#29 - mistafishy (11/24/2013) [-]
My mom always made GRILLED CHEESE in a pan, but then I found a sandwich press sitting in a closet for years and began using it instead- so much easier. But really... Cheese toasties?
User avatar #24 - jibb (11/24/2013) [-]
Doesn't taste that good
#13 - captnpl (11/24/2013) [-]
That's a panini press you son of a fish monger.
User avatar #20 - xXFairyXx (11/24/2013) [-]
No its a toastie maker. Hence the \ and / shapes in the bread and heated plates, for easier portion control
User avatar #35 - kaosminett (11/24/2013) [-]
for some reason i made sound effects in my head when i read "\ and /"

i wish i could describe it. i definitely went full retard
#3 - Ha! I'm from Largs! We kicked the Viking's arses when they inv… 11/23/2013 on Me on FJ +3
#2 - Picture 11/23/2013 on Lips +5
#1 - To be fair, she looks really different with her hair like that…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Hunger Games Fans +3
User avatar #2 - smokedmeatlog (11/24/2013) [-]
As long as i can still cum in it, i dont care what her hair looks like.
#1 - I imagine that's because it burns cleaner? You probably wouldn…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Flame on earth compered to... 0
#2 - anonymous (11/23/2013) [-]
no there still soot it show how gravty has effect on fire and it does
#11 - Fair enough. I hope you can use the data you get. With anythin…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Project assistance +1
User avatar #12 - chcknchsr (11/23/2013) [-]
It is funnyjunk after all. I would expect nothing less
#8 - If it helps, I don't see adverts on social media etc because I…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Project assistance +1
User avatar #9 - chcknchsr (11/23/2013) [-]
Same here, but social media saved Gatorade after the recession started in '08. Somebody is paying attention to it evidently.
User avatar #11 - martycamp (11/23/2013) [-]
Fair enough. I hope you can use the data you get. With anything online, you'll get some people deliberately giving you false data.
User avatar #12 - chcknchsr (11/23/2013) [-]
It is funnyjunk after all. I would expect nothing less
#1 - Speak for yourself. All of my jokes are punderful  [+] (6 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Me on FJ +9
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#16 - shadowdong (11/24/2013) [-]
gotter goh fas
#2 - defesede (11/23/2013) [-]
#3 - martycamp (11/23/2013) [-]
Ha! I'm from Largs! We kicked the Viking's arses when they invaded, and erected this monument! You have no power here!
#1 - looks more like a cat than a sheep What's the d… 11/23/2013 on Mouse..... no.....sheep? +9
#7 - That thing has crap aim 11/23/2013 on No more squatting for you! +3
#7 - It's a Song of Dicks and Weiners 11/23/2013 on OP's Theme Song 0
#50 - is this what triggered that?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Well +3
User avatar #124 - vladhellsing (11/23/2013) [-]
"Online marketplace Viagogo said 187% more of his tickets have been put up for resale than for teen rivals One Direction."

wut?
#49 - here, take this: (• •) ( • •)>⌐■-… 11/23/2013 on Cook 0
#49 - I guess you're a poet, and don't we know it 11/23/2013 on Dammit Farm Farm 0
#14 - spot on  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2013 on Oh...the 90s +1
User avatar #22 - vicsix (11/22/2013) [-]
Good choice.
#11 - Why did I crop this out? Because I want to! Because I want to!  [+] (10 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Oh...the 90s +53
#85 - angelusprimus (11/22/2013) [-]
Billie Piper as a redhead.

I need a minute...
User avatar #58 - thewebspinner (11/22/2013) [-]
10/10 got it stuck in my head.
#35 - bigwoodysteighner (11/22/2013) [-]
#31 - xsap (11/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #193 - thelegitmetalhead (11/22/2013) [-]
I do actually.
#28 - asphinctersayswhat (11/22/2013) [-]
Pretty sure you can find better pictures of Billie Piper...
User avatar #201 - sirfapaton (11/22/2013) [-]
Could you perhaps link to these better pictures?
User avatar #13 - Ragumshnagum (11/22/2013) [-]
Billie Piper?
User avatar #14 - martycamp (11/22/2013) [-]
spot on
User avatar #22 - vicsix (11/22/2013) [-]
Good choice.
#3 - Their entire budget is 80 million. This is split into… 11/21/2013 on Something is wrong here 0
#16 - Carth Onasi from KOTOR was voiced by Raphael Sbarge, w…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2013 on Degradation +2
User avatar #23 - blurpleman (12/03/2013) [-]
Now that you mention it... I can tell.
Awesome.
User avatar #20 - derpwolf (11/22/2013) [-]
He also voiced Scorch from Republic Commando.
User avatar #18 - existacne (11/22/2013) [-]
I was aware of that, but thanks.
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User avatar #54 - martycamp (12/09/2013) [-]
congrats man.
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test
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#48 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
User avatar #49 to #48 - martycamp (07/26/2013) [-]
Uh, you know, I meant to, and then I just got really busy...
User avatar #17 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #10 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Friending for results... post link plz.
User avatar #14 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Its gonna 404 sheeeiiiit.
User avatar #15 to #14 - martycamp (06/12/2013) [-]
oh well
User avatar #16 to #15 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
good times, lol
#13 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.   
   
My finger when.
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.

My finger when.
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