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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: PS3, GameCube
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect
Interests: Reading, Writing, Masturbating, Videogames
Date Signed Up:3/05/2012
Last Login:9/18/2014
Location:Scotland
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Comment Ranking:#5570
Highest Content Rank:#3580
Highest Comment Rank:#171
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I'm a genetics student at the University of Glasgow. I like to think I'm funny, and like to laugh, so here I am

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#5 - And now you have a murder weapon 12/17/2013 on Full of win 0
#4 - Only if they Kermit suicide  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2013 on have a great day everyone! +28
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User avatar #6 - roninneko (12/18/2013) [-]
Thank you. Genuinely made me lol
#7 - Now I know how Professor Oak feels  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2013 on Title: a corny vegetable pun 0
User avatar #8 - Loppytaffy (12/17/2013) [-]
Boobs, man, boobs.
#84 - Trust me, it was a reference 12/17/2013 on no son of mine. 0
#82 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2013 on no son of mine. 0
User avatar #83 - jacksipian (12/17/2013) [-]
ok, i can see why you would think its a star wars reference, depending on the girl it probably is, if it were me i wouldnt just assume it was a star wars reference, so maybe thats why I didn't think it was a specific reference
User avatar #84 - martycamp (12/17/2013) [-]
Trust me, it was a reference
#6 - Comment deleted 12/17/2013 on Shoes. 0
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2013 on Shoes. +4
#5 - TreesyDoesIt Comment deleted by martycamp
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#28 - You met this guy?! You're a lucky bastard, my friend!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2013 on Look who I met... again +29
User avatar #69 - leightonsolomon (12/18/2013) [-]
Nah fuck that guy. He's a faggot.
#80 - I said, "I love you" She said, "I know"…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2013 on no son of mine. 0
User avatar #81 - jacksipian (12/17/2013) [-]
i have, but i dont see how thats a reference to specifically star wars, i say "i know" all the time
User avatar #82 - martycamp (12/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #83 - jacksipian (12/17/2013) [-]
ok, i can see why you would think its a star wars reference, depending on the girl it probably is, if it were me i wouldnt just assume it was a star wars reference, so maybe thats why I didn't think it was a specific reference
User avatar #84 - martycamp (12/17/2013) [-]
Trust me, it was a reference
#7 - dude, it's just: wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub… 12/17/2013 on Listening to Music while... +8
#78 - Dude, she quoted Star Wars  [+] (6 new replies) 12/13/2013 on no son of mine. +1
User avatar #79 - jacksipian (12/13/2013) [-]
how is saying "i know" specifically a star wars quote? i say it all the time and its not in reference to star wars
User avatar #80 - martycamp (12/17/2013) [-]
I said, "I love you"
She said, "I know"

Have you even seen the movies?
User avatar #81 - jacksipian (12/17/2013) [-]
i have, but i dont see how thats a reference to specifically star wars, i say "i know" all the time
User avatar #82 - martycamp (12/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #83 - jacksipian (12/17/2013) [-]
ok, i can see why you would think its a star wars reference, depending on the girl it probably is, if it were me i wouldnt just assume it was a star wars reference, so maybe thats why I didn't think it was a specific reference
User avatar #84 - martycamp (12/17/2013) [-]
Trust me, it was a reference
#49 - Don't worry, she did  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2013 on no son of mine. 0
#50 - fbiagent (12/12/2013) [-]
well then yeah keep that bish around, bro
#93 - Picture 12/12/2013 on title +6
#13 - Last night, I told my girlfriend that I loved her for first ti…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/12/2013 on no son of mine. +5
User avatar #74 - jacksipian (12/13/2013) [-]
how does that mean shes the one?
User avatar #78 - martycamp (12/13/2013) [-]
Dude, she quoted Star Wars
User avatar #79 - jacksipian (12/13/2013) [-]
how is saying "i know" specifically a star wars quote? i say it all the time and its not in reference to star wars
User avatar #80 - martycamp (12/17/2013) [-]
I said, "I love you"
She said, "I know"

Have you even seen the movies?
User avatar #81 - jacksipian (12/17/2013) [-]
i have, but i dont see how thats a reference to specifically star wars, i say "i know" all the time
User avatar #82 - martycamp (12/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #83 - jacksipian (12/17/2013) [-]
ok, i can see why you would think its a star wars reference, depending on the girl it probably is, if it were me i wouldnt just assume it was a star wars reference, so maybe thats why I didn't think it was a specific reference
User avatar #84 - martycamp (12/17/2013) [-]
Trust me, it was a reference
#48 - fbiagent (12/12/2013) [-]
after that she'd better have said she loves you, too
User avatar #49 - martycamp (12/12/2013) [-]
Don't worry, she did
#50 - fbiagent (12/12/2013) [-]
well then yeah keep that bish around, bro
User avatar #42 - captinchikin (12/12/2013) [-]
If she actually said that, then yes, she is the one. You have found her.
User avatar #17 - Sethorein (12/12/2013) [-]
...hooot?
User avatar #14 - Kingsteveooo (12/12/2013) [-]
hope for your sake, you're joking.
#2 - Here's the unicorn I got from the Scottish Government when I t… 12/10/2013 on Unconventional animals 0
#7 - Picture 12/10/2013 on Baby Bats +11
#5 - It'th not a lithp it'th a sthpeech impediment 12/09/2013 on Wise Lisped Words 0
#1 - Yes, my child, I too am looking forward to tonight. J…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on God fucking damn it, Tyrone +7
#2 - rottingcarcass (12/09/2013) [-]
#26 - I tried to say this outloud, and got stabbed by a nearby Kling… 12/09/2013 on Untranslatable Words +1
#1 - I love Jimmy Carr  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on He is one funny man ! +36
User avatar #4 - herptyderpies (12/09/2013) [-]
"wasn't a big fan of church, all the sitting, standing and kneeling. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me"
#24 - Plot twist: They're playing the drums 12/09/2013 on Auto incorrect +35
#31 - Apparently, looking at that gif out of the corner of your eye …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on Revenge is best served cold +9
#52 - anonymous (12/09/2013) [-]
Witchcraft o.o
#54 - congrats man. 12/09/2013 on martycamp's profile 0
#4 - Picture 12/08/2013 on Seal the Deal +3
#4 - only bear ly 12/08/2013 on NSFW +2
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User avatar #54 - martycamp (12/09/2013) [-]
congrats man.
User avatar #53 - martycamp (08/30/2013) [-]
test
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#48 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
User avatar #49 to #48 - martycamp (07/26/2013) [-]
Uh, you know, I meant to, and then I just got really busy...
User avatar #17 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #10 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Friending for results... post link plz.
User avatar #14 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Its gonna 404 sheeeiiiit.
User avatar #15 to #14 - martycamp (06/12/2013) [-]
oh well
User avatar #16 to #15 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
good times, lol
#13 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.   
   
My finger when.
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.

My finger when.
User avatar #9 - martycamp (03/08/2013) [-]
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