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martycamp

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: PS3, GameCube
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect
Interests: Reading, Writing, Masturbating, Videogames
Date Signed Up:3/05/2012
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:Scotland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#11576
Comment Ranking:#4159
Highest Content Rank:#3580
Highest Comment Rank:#171
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Level 317 Comments: Wizard → Level 318 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Content Views:167508
Times Content Favorited:113 times
Total Comments Made:2478
FJ Points:20767
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I'm a genetics student at the University of Glasgow. I like to think I'm funny, and like to laugh, so here I am

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#1182 - **martycamp used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **martycamp rolls 1… 05/01/2015 on Roll for 30 days of pink text 0
#7 - Just watched the last episode is season 7 Poor …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on beaver +1
User avatar #13 - catkyte (05/02/2015) [-]
"fuck up dick properly"
#1140 - Thanks man, good luck to you too 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
#7 - 21, student. (Genetics) it's my final exams over the next few …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... +38
User avatar #975 - chuffberry (04/28/2015) [-]
i'm also 21 and in the middle of finals. godspeed, brother.
User avatar #1140 - martycamp (04/28/2015) [-]
Thanks man, good luck to you too
User avatar #858 - hotschurl (04/27/2015) [-]
Then get the fuck off funnyjunk and study. I know it's hard, I'm probably the biggest procrastinator that walks this earth, bu it'll be worth it.
#6 - Demonreach is best Alfred  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Alfred +6
User avatar #35 - superdave (04/23/2015) [-]
This made my day. I just started re-reading the series this week.
#29 - guitarassassin (04/23/2015) [-]
More like Alfred is best Demonreach. PARKOUR!!!!
User avatar #27 - zzitro (04/23/2015) [-]
like from Dresden?
User avatar #14 - theanarchist (04/23/2015) [-]
Hell yeah!
I hardly ever find other people who have read those books
#28 - Things would get ruff 04/20/2015 on Facebook (1) +36
#49 - she has herpes 04/20/2015 on Clunk-click 0
#56 - delphinus, can I get a mention when you post your first one please?  [+] (148 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Do You Wanna Ask an Escort? +122
#1052 - darkchoc (04/17/2015) [-]
why not sign me up
User avatar #992 - postingloudly (04/16/2015) [-]
AYYY DITTO
#990 - deadmaniii (04/16/2015) [-]
same
#986 - Ken M (04/16/2015) [-]
and me and me!
User avatar #979 - horsehat (04/16/2015) [-]
MENTION please!
User avatar #967 - GmCity (04/16/2015) [-]
Ditto
User avatar #964 - dalgaard (04/16/2015) [-]
me too
User avatar #956 - creamNscream (04/16/2015) [-]
same
User avatar #951 - vycanismajoris (04/16/2015) [-]
oh yeah you slutty OP mention me just like you do with the others, oh yeah just like that
#939 - championofglaceon (04/16/2015) [-]
Same here.
User avatar #925 - grovesimus (04/16/2015) [-]
Same
#918 - Ken M (04/16/2015) [-]
Me too
#917 - lunathenightmare (04/16/2015) [-]
I want one too, please
#889 - evilrabbitofevil (04/16/2015) [-]
same!
User avatar #885 - leedledee (04/16/2015) [-]
Me too please! I await your stories with great anticipation!
User avatar #884 - pawnman (04/16/2015) [-]
same
#882 - deathknifeone (04/16/2015) [-]
me too plz
User avatar #881 - juaneljalapeno (04/16/2015) [-]
mention meh plesh
User avatar #879 - auraguardian (04/16/2015) [-]
calling for mention
#876 - fettsprut (04/16/2015) [-]
mention me pls
User avatar #875 - thurah (04/16/2015) [-]
shit, count me in
User avatar #869 - jordanish (04/16/2015) [-]
add me to this list
User avatar #866 - DoktorHax (04/16/2015) [-]
eyyyyo, toss me a mention, would ya? subscriptions never worked for me.
User avatar #864 - steppenwolfvg (04/16/2015) [-]
Mention please.

Thank you!
User avatar #861 - daentraya (04/16/2015) [-]
im in.
User avatar #860 - northleech (04/16/2015) [-]
I want in on that!
User avatar #857 - sapientia (04/16/2015) [-]
me too
#850 - eyyboss (04/16/2015) [-]
same
User avatar #848 - danimer (04/16/2015) [-]
I want it too
User avatar #846 - nalcedesrun (04/16/2015) [-]
And me I guess
User avatar #842 - xtremehivoltage (04/16/2015) [-]
Yeah me as well
#840 - mcginger (04/16/2015) [-]
Gonna need a mention
User avatar #837 - nighthawxx (04/16/2015) [-]
mention pls
User avatar #830 - MrKittyKat (04/16/2015) [-]
pls
User avatar #825 - jacoban (04/16/2015) [-]
mention pls
User avatar #814 - dibella (04/16/2015) [-]
Me too please
#812 - oggiee (04/16/2015) [-]
here too
#810 - Ken M (04/16/2015) [-]
tooooo
User avatar #793 - spidahridah (04/16/2015) [-]
add pls
User avatar #790 - biebergotswag (04/16/2015) [-]
me too
User avatar #786 - mystacheisop (04/16/2015) [-]
same
#782 - garlikk (04/16/2015) [-]
Me too, stories are fun
User avatar #776 - midgettitwank (04/16/2015) [-]
and me ple
User avatar #715 - phoenixprince (04/16/2015) [-]
me too if you can
User avatar #702 - hotschurl (04/16/2015) [-]
me too please
User avatar #700 - bemmo (04/16/2015) [-]
same
#667 - amalah (04/16/2015) [-]
Me too bruh.
#636 - broda (04/16/2015) [-]
mention me too pls
User avatar #629 - ironsoul (04/16/2015) [-]
ditto
User avatar #616 - purplemask (04/16/2015) [-]
can you please mention me as well
User avatar #615 - animehunter (04/16/2015) [-]
oi
#607 - spongebroswagpants (04/16/2015) [-]
Me too
User avatar #604 - semilunarknight (04/16/2015) [-]
same here
User avatar #592 - satansferret (04/16/2015) [-]
^
User avatar #586 - catinacan (04/16/2015) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #578 - thisxshitxisxhard (04/16/2015) [-]
i would also like to be called upon apon?
#577 - tbagimus (04/16/2015) [-]
ditto
User avatar #574 - thegamepixel (04/16/2015) [-]
me too, m8
User avatar #568 - gayhorsedallar (04/16/2015) [-]
Hook me up as well
User avatar #557 - captchakid (04/16/2015) [-]
same here
User avatar #549 - pianoz (04/16/2015) [-]
ditto
User avatar #547 - zomaru (04/16/2015) [-]
Why the hell not, I'm joining this train.
User avatar #545 - abeemenation (04/16/2015) [-]
me2
User avatar #544 - cooperdewoop (04/16/2015) [-]
meeee toooo please
#541 - vexigen (04/16/2015) [-]
And I
User avatar #540 - vortexrain (04/16/2015) [-]
Well, tickle my ashole. Sign me up too!
#534 - smbiosis (04/16/2015) [-]
I'll bite too
User avatar #533 - angrywookie (04/16/2015) [-]
sing my ass up
User avatar #528 - hazzamonium (04/16/2015) [-]
Joining the mention train
#515 - nasajd (04/16/2015) [-]
same here please
#501 - Nijakon (04/16/2015) [-]
Me aswell
#497 - Ken M (04/16/2015) [-]
I as well. Please and thanks!
User avatar #492 - wasteland (04/16/2015) [-]
Me too
User avatar #488 - sonicsyndicate (04/16/2015) [-]
same here sounds interesting
User avatar #464 - alphagex (04/16/2015) [-]
delphinus me 2, also i got a question if you got diplomas than how come you you are a escort i don`t get it doesn`t make sense to me
User avatar #459 - wamegor (04/16/2015) [-]
me yoo
User avatar #457 - allnamesrgone (04/16/2015) [-]
why don't y'all just subscribe
User avatar #385 - thesunpraiser (04/16/2015) [-]
Yo, me too OP? I like stories.
User avatar #368 - SirVladimir (04/16/2015) [-]
Me 45th?
User avatar #360 - ttallonn (04/16/2015) [-]
dont forget me
User avatar #330 - sovietghost (04/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #328 - bomberbib (04/16/2015) [-]
me too please
User avatar #323 - Vpirate (04/16/2015) [-]
Me too
User avatar #313 - mudkipftw (04/16/2015) [-]
Sign me up
User avatar #303 - needsauceadmisblan (04/16/2015) [-]
me as well if youd be so kind
User avatar #297 - WillWalrus (04/16/2015) [-]
me too please
User avatar #295 - mspaintthis (04/16/2015) [-]
Me too, please?
User avatar #289 - nitricmike (04/16/2015) [-]
same here
User avatar #277 - adplum (04/16/2015) [-]
here too
User avatar #268 - loltrosity (04/16/2015) [-]
me too please, this sounds interesting
User avatar #263 - epicethan (04/16/2015) [-]
sounds interesting, mention me
User avatar #260 - tastycrisps (04/16/2015) [-]
yup
#257 - krypticwizdom (04/16/2015) [-]
yeah and me
User avatar #254 - mgsexplain (04/16/2015) [-]
me too
#244 - zassz (04/16/2015) [-]
same
User avatar #235 - sibrandian (04/16/2015) [-]
Mention also please
User avatar #232 - yaribeapirate (04/16/2015) [-]
Yo me too, sounds educational
User avatar #226 - whtkid (04/16/2015) [-]
Me 2 plox
#221 - madioliver has deleted their comment.
User avatar #212 - peinguino (04/15/2015) [-]
mee tooo
User avatar #196 - phantomcrest (04/15/2015) [-]
me as well please
#96 - hongkonglongdong (04/15/2015) [-]
Couldn't you just...subscribe to her?
User avatar #279 - adplum (04/16/2015) [-]
doesnt give a notification when they post content tho
#337 - soopfox (04/16/2015) [-]
There is an option for that. I don't understand why this is not on by default.
User avatar #340 - adplum (04/16/2015) [-]
oh, I actually didn't know about that. Imma go turn that on.
#359 - soopfox (04/16/2015) [-]
Anytime bro
#62 - delphinus (04/15/2015) [-]
Sure! I stickied you so I don't forget. Not sure when I'll post it, but it will be within the next couple days. I have to figure out where to start.
User avatar #727 - superflyingcookie (04/16/2015) [-]
Mention pls
User avatar #724 - tehbomb (04/16/2015) [-]
add me up
#710 - mogierk (04/16/2015) [-]
me too please
User avatar #707 - ilaughyouwin (04/16/2015) [-]
That's gonna be a LOOOONG list... add me ! XD
User avatar #703 - nazrix (04/16/2015) [-]
I'd like to be on the list too, please
User avatar #566 - babyfur (04/16/2015) [-]
List please!
User avatar #447 - benedicto (04/16/2015) [-]
Could you mention me as well?
all aboard the thirst train motherfuckers
#418 - gangbangtime (04/16/2015) [-]
Mention me pls.
User avatar #412 - kijajouteh (04/16/2015) [-]
mention me please
User avatar #365 - synthane (04/16/2015) [-]
If you could add me to the list it would be much appreciated. I'd be interested in hearing some of your stories.
#344 - Ken M (04/16/2015) [-]
Me three?
User avatar #225 - madioliver (04/16/2015) [-]
Throw me a mention when you post it? Sounds like fun!
User avatar #203 - lereturnedtroll (04/15/2015) [-]
I took the liberty of putting all the people so far into one list

martycamp samxdaxman zealotgold dacrimsonfucker screencleaner zeref dbBlues youxbarstard lereturnedtroll
User avatar #855 - gallantmon (04/16/2015) [-]
Me too mayn
User avatar #751 - congthea (04/16/2015) [-]
and me pls
User avatar #750 - donguellio (04/16/2015) [-]
plz
#748 - psicosis (04/16/2015) [-]
add me plz
User avatar #732 - nao (04/16/2015) [-]
me too me too
User avatar #722 - connorjay (04/16/2015) [-]
Me too plz
User avatar #719 - munchlord (04/16/2015) [-]
Add me to that list please
User avatar #714 - revansfirst (04/16/2015) [-]
add me bb
User avatar #537 - newforomador (04/16/2015) [-]
Mention pls
User avatar #490 - aadenoto (04/16/2015) [-]
ooh same
#476 - alarubra (04/16/2015) [-]
Add me to this list.
User avatar #388 - bigblacknegro (04/16/2015) [-]
you gotta add me too please
User avatar #371 - atomschlumpf (04/16/2015) [-]
I would like to be on this list also
User avatar #239 - sieglisper (04/16/2015) [-]
please me too
User avatar #202 - semo (04/15/2015) [-]
and me. woooo this is gonna be interesting. like that dude up posted subway stories or somthing a little while back...
User avatar #190 - samxdaxman (04/15/2015) [-]
Add me as well please
User avatar #167 - zealotgold (04/15/2015) [-]
yo add me up im curious
User avatar #75 - dacrimsonfucker (04/15/2015) [-]
me too please
#89 - delphinus (04/15/2015) [-]
You got it.
User avatar #991 - trisomytwentyone (04/16/2015) [-]
Uhhh, me too please.
#428 - makebate (04/16/2015) [-]
me as well please
User avatar #101 - screencleaner (04/15/2015) [-]
Me 2 please
#106 - delphinus (04/15/2015) [-]
Gotcha.
#978 - ellendegenerate (04/16/2015) [-]
I'd like a mention, please.
User avatar #583 - babyanalraper (04/16/2015) [-]
Me me
User avatar #127 - zeref (04/15/2015) [-]
Could you add me to the list too?
User avatar #113 - dbBlues (04/15/2015) [-]
me2bby
User avatar #109 - sketchyz (04/15/2015) [-]
Just make a .txt file and copypaste all their names onto it, then whenever you post something just copy paste all the names from the text file onto a comment. Some people will use a spoiler to make sure it doesn't occupy much space, or just enter it as a reply to a stickied comment.
#26 - Telephone was Alexander Graham Bell, a Scotsman  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Canada +9
User avatar #86 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/16/2015) [-]
Who moved to 'Murica, like most people of import.
#6 - Two facts say that the sun is 300,000 times bigger than the ea…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Space Facts #2 0
User avatar #10 - commencingfailure (04/15/2015) [-]
Ugh rookie mistake. G is the constant for gravity. I meant the following calculation:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_mass

check "related units", it's explained pretty clearly.
#8 - commencingfailure has deleted their comment.
#11 - lokiak (04/15/2015) [-]
nerd
User avatar #13 - commencingfailure (04/15/2015) [-]
ye

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User avatar #54 - martycamp (12/09/2013) [-]
congrats man.
User avatar #53 - martycamp (08/30/2013) [-]
test
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#48 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
User avatar #49 to #48 - martycamp (07/26/2013) [-]
Uh, you know, I meant to, and then I just got really busy...
User avatar #17 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #10 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Friending for results... post link plz.
User avatar #14 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Its gonna 404 sheeeiiiit.
User avatar #15 to #14 - martycamp (06/12/2013) [-]
oh well
User avatar #16 to #15 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
good times, lol
#13 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.   
   
My finger when.
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.

My finger when.
User avatar #9 - martycamp (03/08/2013) [-]
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