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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:5/19/2011
Last Login:5/18/2013
Location:Estonia
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Comment Ranking:#859
Highest Content Rank:#2723
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Total Comments Made:22432
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User avatar #3360 - blackofficechair (12 hours ago) [-]
thats right
one super large pizza
plain
nothing on it
delivered as soon as possible
User avatar #3359 - nippuhl (14 hours ago) [-]
hey bb
can i buy breadie mercury?
User avatar #3348 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
are any of your items for sale?
User avatar #3349 to #3348 - martiini (15 hours ago) [-]
No.
User avatar #3350 to #3349 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
User avatar #3351 to #3350 - martiini (15 hours ago) [-]
No.
User avatar #3352 to #3351 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Have you ever been to Disney World?
User avatar #3353 to #3352 - martiini (15 hours ago) [-]
No.
User avatar #3354 to #3353 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Are you currently drinking a martini?
User avatar #3355 to #3354 - martiini (15 hours ago) [-]
No.
User avatar #3356 to #3355 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Do you enjoy country music?
User avatar #3357 to #3356 - martiini (15 hours ago) [-]
No.
User avatar #3358 to #3357 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Do you know anyone named Matilda?
User avatar #3347 - iamnewhere (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3346 - landmines (05/14/2013) [-]
what for your dragon?????
User avatar #3344 - iamyourgodboston ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
what would you like for your unicorn eggs, im trying to collect them?
User avatar #3343 - fullretard (05/06/2013) [-]
can you help
#3336 - rototheta (05/06/2013) [-]
omg sel me ur dragn
omg sel me ur dragn
User avatar #3338 to #3337 - rototheta (05/06/2013) [-]
tehn u don ned it anymor
so sell me
no srsly, please its one of the last items i want
User avatar #3341 to #3340 - martiini (05/06/2013) [-]
Dragons aren't real.
User avatar #3342 to #3341 - rototheta (05/06/2013) [-]
then umm
give to me?
aaaah i want it so bad
User avatar #3335 - blackofficechair (05/04/2013) [-]
I still remember
When the time that i am supreme courting you
Will visit you every night
Just to see your full 32 PIECES OF TEETH
And i will tell you something
Tomorrow 7 p.m. at the same rendezvous
My whole day is CENTRUM
Just to hear only your very lovely voice
Even though i don’t know your location
We also don’t have communication
I’ll be waiting for you 24 hours
Because you are my COCONUT

If you’re only thinking that
My love for you will have CLIMATE CHANGE
You can AXE now the stone
Even we have SO MANY CAROLLERS
Even if you cannot reach the FIRST FLOOR
Even if you cannot hear me at all
You are still
My COCONUT


User avatar #3332 - ied (04/23/2013) [-]
Turbo gay ring
User avatar #3334 to #3333 - ied (04/23/2013) [-]
You actually make me laugh too much.
User avatar #3331 - fullretard (04/22/2013) [-]
can i buy your corrupt souls
User avatar #3330 - fullretard (04/21/2013) [-]
please can i buy your pony hooves
selling anything
User avatar #3323 - donkeyfetus (04/20/2013) [-]
lel no lifty faggg
User avatar #3326 to #3325 - martiini (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm sure he's in a better place now.
User avatar #3322 - iamyourgodboston ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
What happened to your dragon poop, i got the thumbs down guys you need and got rits.
User avatar #3321 - iamyourgodboston ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
What happened to all your dragon poop?
Also are you selling your radiaoctive waste and how much if yes?
User avatar #3318 - blackofficechair (04/20/2013) [-]
oops
#3319 to #3318 - martiini (04/20/2013) [-]
u maek me cri. :(
#3316 - blackofficechair (04/16/2013) [-]
**blackofficechair rolled a random comment #33 posted by savillicious at Korea 2015 ** :
huh huh huh cool
uhhhh thanks huh huh
prey 4 boston cream : DDDDDD
User avatar #3317 to #3316 - martiini (04/16/2013) [-]
**martiini rolled a random comment #38 posted by teenytinyspider at Pregnancy test ,00 ** :
I'd still have her make a trip to the doctor. Some girls still experience bleeding while pregnant and assume it's their period but it's actually a medical problem from the pregnancy.
User avatar #3313 - came (04/15/2013) [-]
Selling hoarders? :)
User avatar #3314 to #3313 - martiini (04/15/2013) [-]
They ded.
User avatar #3315 to #3314 - came (04/15/2013) [-]
u monsta
User avatar #3305 - ied (04/14/2013) [-]
hoyhoy
User avatar #3307 to #3306 - ied (04/14/2013) [-]
HOw are you?
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