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martiini  

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:5/19/2011
Last Login:5/18/2013
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#3590282 - Needs more freedom.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... +1
User avatar #3590309 - feferest (04/23/2013) [-]
y u do dis

I ned reel opinion
#3590186 - Who creeps in a pineapple under the sea? aarkthedrago… 04/23/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#3590163 - Show us ur pokemans. 04/23/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#3590136 - #thingsboysdowelove 04/23/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... +5
#3590133 - Picture 04/23/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... +1
#3333 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on martiini's profile 0
User avatar #3334 - ied (04/23/2013) [-]
You actually make me laugh too much.
#3590119 - You make me sick. 04/23/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... -1
#3590108 - I have a collie head ash tray. 04/23/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... -1
#3590092 - suk mi dik furst  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #3590093 - lovrotheunicorn (04/23/2013) [-]
w0t again?k
#3590041 - Yes. 04/23/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... +3
#3589988 - u suk 04/23/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#3589952 - Don't ruin NSFW please. 04/23/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... -6
#4 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 04/23/2013 on I'm done +54
#61 - gentlemanpyro (04/24/2013) [-]
#30 - sheepysquirrel (04/24/2013) [-]
No one probably cares but I drew that. You can find it on my DA "thelonlyfeel" if anyone wants to check.
User avatar #77 - weedwar (04/24/2013) [-]
I took a gander at your work.
I like the piece you titled "sloppy version"
(I commented)
User avatar #81 - sheepysquirrel (04/24/2013) [-]
Thank you I saw, I wish I could draw better but it takes practice so with time hopefully.
#124 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#31 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
This gif just made me feel better after looking at that thing.

Thanks! :D
#3583277 - redtube.com 04/22/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... +2
#180 - Not saying you should. Just speaking so freely about your sex … 04/22/2013 on Killveous's profile 0
#178 - You sure like to tease people.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Killveous's profile 0
#179 - Killveous (04/22/2013) [-]
#180 - martiini (04/22/2013) [-]
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Not saying you should. Just speaking so freely about your sex life takes a lot of courage.

And besides, your stories just fuel my imagination and that's all I need. A bit of mystery makes everything better.
#176 - Think of all the blue balls you're creating by not showing FJ …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Killveous's profile 0
#177 - Killveous (04/22/2013) [-]
here is my hand... thats a bit of me.
#178 - martiini (04/22/2013) [-]
You sure like to tease people.
#179 - Killveous (04/22/2013) [-]
#180 - martiini (04/22/2013) [-]
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Not saying you should. Just speaking so freely about your sex life takes a lot of courage.

And besides, your stories just fuel my imagination and that's all I need. A bit of mystery makes everything better.
#13 - **martiini rolled a random comment #214 posted by bible a…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Well... I suppose 0
#49 - ianus (04/22/2013) [-]
#33 - N. Korean citizen (04/22/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #25 posted by ShadowEagle at Niggas ** :
emphasis on "fucking"

what I think
#3580194 - FOR FUCKS SAKE GET THIS MAN SOME WASTE 04/22/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... +1
#3580186 - :) 04/22/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... +1
#3580160 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #3580161 - bumbie (04/22/2013) [-]
because i was bored during math.
#3575477 - k. 04/21/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#3575365 - There's no cure for being black. Sorry.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... +3
User avatar #3575376 - rasconza (04/21/2013) [-]
didn't the secret to turning from black to white die with micheal jackson
User avatar #3575372 - whitehawk (04/21/2013) [-]
yet..
#3575348 - You sexy beast.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... +1
User avatar #3575352 - quincyadam (04/21/2013) [-]
;)
#3575258 - 2old4u 04/21/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... +2
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User avatar #3360 - blackofficechair (05/18/2013) [-]
thats right
one super large pizza
plain
nothing on it
delivered as soon as possible
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User avatar #3359 - nippuhl (05/18/2013) [-]
hey bb
can i buy breadie mercury?
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User avatar #3348 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
are any of your items for sale?
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User avatar #3350 to #3349 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
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User avatar #3352 to #3351 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Have you ever been to Disney World?
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User avatar #3354 to #3353 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Are you currently drinking a martini?
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User avatar #3356 to #3355 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Do you enjoy country music?
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Do you know anyone named Matilda?
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User avatar #3347 - iamnewhere (05/15/2013) [-]
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THIS PILLAR OF FRIENDSHIP MEANS YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND, REPOST THIS ON 10 OTHER FRIEND'S WALLS AND IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOUR A TRUE FRIEND.
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User avatar #3346 - landmines (05/14/2013) [-]
what for your dragon?????
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User avatar #3344 - iamyourgodboston (05/07/2013) [-]
what would you like for your unicorn eggs, im trying to collect them?
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User avatar #3343 - fullretard (05/06/2013) [-]
can you help
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#3336 - rototheta ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
omg sel me ur dragn
omg sel me ur dragn
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User avatar #3338 to #3337 - rototheta ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
tehn u don ned it anymor
so sell me
no srsly, please its one of the last items i want
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#3340 to #3339 - rototheta ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
please
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User avatar #3341 to #3340 - martiini (05/06/2013) [-]
Dragons aren't real.
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User avatar #3342 to #3341 - rototheta ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
then umm
give to me?
aaaah i want it so bad
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User avatar #3335 - blackofficechair (05/04/2013) [-]
I still remember
When the time that i am supreme courting you
Will visit you every night
Just to see your full 32 PIECES OF TEETH
And i will tell you something
Tomorrow 7 p.m. at the same rendezvous
My whole day is CENTRUM
Just to hear only your very lovely voice
Even though i don’t know your location
We also don’t have communication
I’ll be waiting for you 24 hours
Because you are my COCONUT

If you’re only thinking that
My love for you will have CLIMATE CHANGE
You can AXE now the stone
Even we have SO MANY CAROLLERS
Even if you cannot reach the FIRST FLOOR
Even if you cannot hear me at all
You are still
My COCONUT


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User avatar #3332 - ied (04/23/2013) [-]
Turbo gay ring
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User avatar #3334 to #3333 - ied (04/23/2013) [-]
You actually make me laugh too much.
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User avatar #3331 - fullretard (04/22/2013) [-]
can i buy your corrupt souls
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User avatar #3330 - fullretard (04/21/2013) [-]
please can i buy your pony hooves
selling anything
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User avatar #3323 - donkeyfetus (04/20/2013) [-]
lel no lifty faggg
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User avatar #3326 to #3325 - martiini (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm sure he's in a better place now.
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User avatar #3322 - iamyourgodboston (04/20/2013) [-]
What happened to your dragon poop, i got the thumbs down guys you need and got rits.
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User avatar #3321 - iamyourgodboston (04/20/2013) [-]
What happened to all your dragon poop?
Also are you selling your radiaoctive waste and how much if yes?
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User avatar #3318 - blackofficechair (04/20/2013) [-]
oops
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#3319 to #3318 - martiini (04/20/2013) [-]
u maek me cri. :(
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#3316 - blackofficechair (04/16/2013) [-]
**blackofficechair rolled a random comment #33 posted by savillicious at Korea 2015 ** :
huh huh huh cool
uhhhh thanks huh huh
prey 4 boston cream : DDDDDD
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User avatar #3317 to #3316 - martiini (04/16/2013) [-]
**martiini rolled a random comment #38 posted by teenytinyspider at Pregnancy test ,00 ** :
I'd still have her make a trip to the doctor. Some girls still experience bleeding while pregnant and assume it's their period but it's actually a medical problem from the pregnancy.
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User avatar #3313 - came ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Selling hoarders? :)
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User avatar #3314 to #3313 - martiini (04/15/2013) [-]
They ded.
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User avatar #3315 to #3314 - came ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
u monsta
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User avatar #3305 - ied (04/14/2013) [-]
hoyhoy
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User avatar #3307 to #3306 - ied (04/14/2013) [-]
HOw are you?
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