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martiini  

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:5/19/2011
Last Login:5/24/2013
Location:Estonia
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#3367 - All you have to do is ask. I won't say no to some thu… 10 hours ago on martiini's profile 0
#5 - So the guy didn't have a 6-way with the nurses? Oh ye…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Imagine going through that... +493
User avatar #127 - kaitheguy (05/24/2013) [-]
that would make it a 7 way, kind sir
#27 - mooghens (05/23/2013) [-]
Nuff said
#126 - catzombie (05/24/2013) [-]
Two of my friends are going into nursing. Both are fat and ugly >_>
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#160 - broorb (23 hours ago) [-]
I feel sorry for them, having to be friends with a dick like you
#233 - catzombie (12 hours ago) [-]
Oh, I'm a dick for being the only one who is would willingly admit the honest truth? Everyone's shallow, not everyone is awesome enough to admit it.
#47 - N. Korean citizen (05/24/2013) [-]
thats ok i don't like blondes.
User avatar #37 - huntergriff (05/23/2013) [-]
...i'd fuck both.
#49 - N. Korean citizen (05/24/2013) [-]
careful i seen a guy get over 100 red thumbs because he said he prefers fat chicks before. didn't say anything bad just that he liked the fat chicks in a video and everyone went crazy on him because he didn't like skinny bitches..
#232 - diverdee (12 hours ago) [-]
#21 - N. Korean citizen (05/23/2013) [-]
Dude it's Xander. He was lucky to HAVE a girlfriend. Ever.
User avatar #66 - condormcninja (05/24/2013) [-]
He had almost relations with a bunch of demons though. And he made it with Anya, the lucky bastard.
User avatar #14 - yunablade (05/23/2013) [-]
a six dash way with the nurses?
#10 - My hand is looking prettier than normally. 05/23/2013 on Me? +7
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on batmilk? +28
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#44 - Stop bullying us.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Satw +14
User avatar #81 - dragonhome (05/23/2013) [-]
lol that sink is crying xD
User avatar #106 - silverhellion (05/23/2013) [-]
thank you captain obvious.
#2 - Actually, the second option is better. 05/23/2013 on Glasses -4
#9 - But when something major happens it's all over the Internet., …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2013 on So True +1
User avatar #12 - chuckbillrow (05/23/2013) [-]
i think the joke is that if you are off the internet for a few days its like missing 5000 years in the real world because you know how as well as the rest of us how quickly memes pop up and die
User avatar #69 - cormy (05/24/2013) [-]
Not to mention all you watches/follows/subscriptions/likes etc. you have to catch up with. Blog posts 'n' shizz... They pile up fucking fast.
#4 - This is why you should never skip toeday. 05/23/2013 on Also that mini heart attack 0
#3 - Picture 05/23/2013 on Found a stuffed toy +56
#2 - Well of course it is. Think of all the people who get stressed…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Fap fap fap fap fap +108
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User avatar #3366 - freindtoall ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
what do i need to do to get all your terry the tortoise's
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User avatar #3367 to #3366 - martiini (10 hours ago) [-]
All you have to do is ask.

I won't say no to some thumb down guys tho.
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User avatar #3361 - martiini (05/20/2013) [-]
hue
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User avatar #3360 - blackofficechair (05/18/2013) [-]
thats right
one super large pizza
plain
nothing on it
delivered as soon as possible
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User avatar #3359 - nippuhl (05/18/2013) [-]
hey bb
can i buy breadie mercury?
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User avatar #3348 - deadlywarrior (05/18/2013) [-]
are any of your items for sale?
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User avatar #3350 to #3349 - deadlywarrior (05/18/2013) [-]
Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
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User avatar #3352 to #3351 - deadlywarrior (05/18/2013) [-]
Have you ever been to Disney World?
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User avatar #3354 to #3353 - deadlywarrior (05/18/2013) [-]
Are you currently drinking a martini?
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User avatar #3356 to #3355 - deadlywarrior (05/18/2013) [-]
Do you enjoy country music?
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User avatar #3358 to #3357 - deadlywarrior (05/18/2013) [-]
Do you know anyone named Matilda?
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User avatar #3347 - iamnewhere (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3346 - landmines (05/14/2013) [-]
what for your dragon?????
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User avatar #3344 - iamyourgodboston (05/07/2013) [-]
what would you like for your unicorn eggs, im trying to collect them?
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User avatar #3343 - fullretard (05/06/2013) [-]
can you help
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#3336 - rototheta (05/06/2013) [-]
omg sel me ur dragn
omg sel me ur dragn
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User avatar #3338 to #3337 - rototheta (05/06/2013) [-]
tehn u don ned it anymor
so sell me
no srsly, please its one of the last items i want
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User avatar #3341 to #3340 - martiini (05/06/2013) [-]
Dragons aren't real.
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User avatar #3342 to #3341 - rototheta (05/06/2013) [-]
then umm
give to me?
aaaah i want it so bad
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User avatar #3335 - blackofficechair (05/04/2013) [-]
I still remember
When the time that i am supreme courting you
Will visit you every night
Just to see your full 32 PIECES OF TEETH
And i will tell you something
Tomorrow 7 p.m. at the same rendezvous
My whole day is CENTRUM
Just to hear only your very lovely voice
Even though i don’t know your location
We also don’t have communication
I’ll be waiting for you 24 hours
Because you are my COCONUT

If you’re only thinking that
My love for you will have CLIMATE CHANGE
You can AXE now the stone
Even we have SO MANY CAROLLERS
Even if you cannot reach the FIRST FLOOR
Even if you cannot hear me at all
You are still
My COCONUT


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User avatar #3332 - ied (04/23/2013) [-]
Turbo gay ring
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User avatar #3334 to #3333 - ied (04/23/2013) [-]
You actually make me laugh too much.
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User avatar #3331 - fullretard (04/22/2013) [-]
can i buy your corrupt souls
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User avatar #3330 - fullretard (04/21/2013) [-]
please can i buy your pony hooves
selling anything
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User avatar #3323 - donkeyfetus (04/20/2013) [-]
lel no lifty faggg
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User avatar #3326 to #3325 - martiini (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm sure he's in a better place now.
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User avatar #3322 - iamyourgodboston (04/20/2013) [-]
What happened to your dragon poop, i got the thumbs down guys you need and got rits.
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User avatar #3321 - iamyourgodboston (04/20/2013) [-]
What happened to all your dragon poop?
Also are you selling your radiaoctive waste and how much if yes?
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User avatar #3318 - blackofficechair (04/20/2013) [-]
oops
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#3319 to #3318 - martiini (04/20/2013) [-]
u maek me cri. :(
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#3316 - blackofficechair (04/16/2013) [-]
**blackofficechair rolled a random comment #33 posted by savillicious at Korea 2015 ** :
huh huh huh cool
uhhhh thanks huh huh
prey 4 boston cream : DDDDDD
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User avatar #3317 to #3316 - martiini (04/16/2013) [-]
**martiini rolled a random comment #38 posted by teenytinyspider at Pregnancy test ,00 ** :
I'd still have her make a trip to the doctor. Some girls still experience bleeding while pregnant and assume it's their period but it's actually a medical problem from the pregnancy.
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