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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: find it yourself
Youtube Channel: Chogak
Steam Profile: can't remember the name
Consoles Owned: ps3
Video Games Played: All the above
PSN: you'd like that wouldn't you?
Interests: football, gaming, exercising, porn, MLP, Basketball
Date Signed Up:9/03/2011
Last Login:10/20/2014
Location:San Jose
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Comment Ranking:#33390
Highest Content Rank:#1074
Highest Comment Rank:#3663
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Subscribers:9
Content Views:177738
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Total Comments Made:2139
FJ Points:7070
Either you like the Raiders, or you're wrong.

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#199 - What if he also went to a concert and ****** his …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/18/2013 on When you have work 0
User avatar #200 - kyoutu (11/18/2013) [-]
In his work clothes? Yeah, now you're just making stuff up.
Quit while you're behind.
User avatar #201 - martbeast (11/18/2013) [-]
we're making a bigger deal out of this than we need to be. Can we just agree on that?
User avatar #202 - kyoutu (11/19/2013) [-]
Ok, you're still a dipshit though.
User avatar #203 - martbeast (11/19/2013) [-]
Such maturity from a 20 year old. I'm impressed. Except not really.
User avatar #204 - kyoutu (11/19/2013) [-]
I never claimed to be mature, in fact my career requires me to be immature so... *hi 5*
User avatar #205 - martbeast (11/20/2013) [-]
You don't need to mention being mature for me to call you out on your immaturity. What exactly is your career?
User avatar #206 - kyoutu (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm a primary school teacher (in training) but full time childrens entertainer.
User avatar #207 - martbeast (11/21/2013) [-]
I see, have fun with that.
#43 - thanks bruh. 11/18/2013 on Mewtheist 2 Arceists 0 0
#37 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2013 on Mewtheist 2 Arceists 0 0
User avatar #45 - kanpai (11/18/2013) [-]
arceus being the god of all pokemon used to have the highest total stats of all pokemon with 720, but now he's been beaten
User avatar #41 - ZenMacros (11/18/2013) [-]
Arceus is supposed to be the god of Pokemon, yet there is still a Pokemon that can have higher stats than him.
User avatar #43 - martbeast (11/18/2013) [-]
thanks bruh.
#118 - you're right. 11/18/2013 on I like pretending 0
#195 - you're smart bro. Except not really. Let me tell you why, …  [+] (10 new replies) 11/18/2013 on When you have work 0
User avatar #198 - kyoutu (11/18/2013) [-]
So to you, going outside = having a life.

Even if that going outside is simply to work, to earn money so you can buy more video games to sit inside and play... I shall repeat and end the conversation with.

"if that's a life then you must be very lonely."
User avatar #199 - martbeast (11/18/2013) [-]
What if he also went to a concert and fucked his gf at her house? We can assume the guy on the right didn't. End of story. bye bye, see you later.
User avatar #200 - kyoutu (11/18/2013) [-]
In his work clothes? Yeah, now you're just making stuff up.
Quit while you're behind.
User avatar #201 - martbeast (11/18/2013) [-]
we're making a bigger deal out of this than we need to be. Can we just agree on that?
User avatar #202 - kyoutu (11/19/2013) [-]
Ok, you're still a dipshit though.
User avatar #203 - martbeast (11/19/2013) [-]
Such maturity from a 20 year old. I'm impressed. Except not really.
User avatar #204 - kyoutu (11/19/2013) [-]
I never claimed to be mature, in fact my career requires me to be immature so... *hi 5*
User avatar #205 - martbeast (11/20/2013) [-]
You don't need to mention being mature for me to call you out on your immaturity. What exactly is your career?
User avatar #206 - kyoutu (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm a primary school teacher (in training) but full time childrens entertainer.
User avatar #207 - martbeast (11/21/2013) [-]
I see, have fun with that.
#160 - at least the guy on the left has a life  [+] (12 new replies) 11/18/2013 on When you have work 0
User avatar #173 - kyoutu (11/18/2013) [-]
He has a job... not a life.
He works and plays games... if that's a life then you must be very lonely.
#195 - martbeast (11/18/2013) [-]
you're smart bro. Except not really. Let me tell you why,

1: I said so
2: Just because he works and plays video games doesn't mean he doesn't have a life
3: We can obviously see the guy on the right doesn't leave his house all day. Assuming he does that for a week, or more, the guy the left has more of a life than the one on the right.

I like doge.
such funny
User avatar #198 - kyoutu (11/18/2013) [-]
So to you, going outside = having a life.

Even if that going outside is simply to work, to earn money so you can buy more video games to sit inside and play... I shall repeat and end the conversation with.

"if that's a life then you must be very lonely."
User avatar #199 - martbeast (11/18/2013) [-]
What if he also went to a concert and fucked his gf at her house? We can assume the guy on the right didn't. End of story. bye bye, see you later.
User avatar #200 - kyoutu (11/18/2013) [-]
In his work clothes? Yeah, now you're just making stuff up.
Quit while you're behind.
User avatar #201 - martbeast (11/18/2013) [-]
we're making a bigger deal out of this than we need to be. Can we just agree on that?
User avatar #202 - kyoutu (11/19/2013) [-]
Ok, you're still a dipshit though.
User avatar #203 - martbeast (11/19/2013) [-]
Such maturity from a 20 year old. I'm impressed. Except not really.
User avatar #204 - kyoutu (11/19/2013) [-]
I never claimed to be mature, in fact my career requires me to be immature so... *hi 5*
User avatar #205 - martbeast (11/20/2013) [-]
You don't need to mention being mature for me to call you out on your immaturity. What exactly is your career?
User avatar #206 - kyoutu (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm a primary school teacher (in training) but full time childrens entertainer.
User avatar #207 - martbeast (11/21/2013) [-]
I see, have fun with that.
#56 - Picture 11/17/2013 on What Hath Alchemy Done? 0
#39 - agreed 11/16/2013 on You don't need to be better... +4
#13 - i agree with you good sir. 11/16/2013 on You don't need to be better... +2
#133 - **martbeast rolls 52** when was the last time someone rolled… 11/16/2013 on Pearly whites +1
#6 - if I could go back in time 600 years, I would scare the … 11/16/2013 on Burning Mercury Thiocyanate 0
#8 - Picture 11/16/2013 on admin 0
#10 - this too 11/16/2013 on The Similarities are Uncanny 0
#236 - Picture 11/15/2013 on Feelsjunk 0
#221 - wow such funny very comedy  [+] (10 new replies) 11/12/2013 on The speed of your gif is... +18
User avatar #225 - trolololer (11/12/2013) [-]
WHO THUMBED DOWN DOGE
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User avatar #233 - inuares (11/12/2013) [-]
I did. I don't like the meme. Posted as myself to avoid the "log in and say it like a man"
#236 - SuperSquirrely has deleted their comment.
User avatar #244 - inuares (11/12/2013) [-]
Let me describe it to you. Picture of a Shiba Inu. Says things grammatically incorrect. No punchline. Also, it's everywhere. At first I thought it was charming, not funny, just charming. Now the charm has worn off and I'm stuck with an entire community who likes it. I've really gotten sick of it. Also, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you're only saying "Go DOGE" to either A: As many thumbs as possible from people who also like the meme or B: Avoid getting thumbed down for talking to me.
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User avatar #246 - inuares (11/12/2013) [-]
ok then.
#250 - SuperSquirrely has deleted their comment.
#253 - inuares (11/12/2013) [-]
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#349 - oh you. 11/08/2013 on (untitled) +3
#45 - that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard anyone say. 11/08/2013 on I want 0
#21 - You mean socialism. 11/05/2013 on Equality vs. Equity +1
#59 - what was the point of that...?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on RIP Edna :( +59
User avatar #144 - failtolawl (11/05/2013) [-]
to ease my pain
#141 - Picture 10/28/2013 on why must you hurt me in... +3
#59 - what's the name of this episode? 10/28/2013 on why must you hurt me in... 0
#56 - that one got me hard.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/28/2013 on why must you hurt me in... +91
User avatar #142 - radroach (10/28/2013) [-]
It got you hard? What's wrong with you, man?
User avatar #60 - americuh (10/28/2013) [-]
really? my little willy didn't even nudge
User avatar #183 - gemleonn (10/28/2013) [-]
I've never stumbled on one of your comments before, congrats!
#146 - nightlynutria (10/28/2013) [-]
"my little willy"
#141 - martbeast (10/28/2013) [-]
#32 - Picture 10/23/2013 on The truth +2
#99 - Just out of curiosity, what did/are you study(ing) in college? 10/21/2013 on Run Peyton Run!! 0
#92 - Nobody gives a **** about the preseason you littl…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Run Peyton Run!! 0
User avatar #94 - slushie (10/16/2013) [-]
you're right because the raiders regular season is going OH SO WELL. Raiders are trash, they've been trash for a while now. Oh and i do, and you know what? they don't. You're probably one of the fans that stabs people after the games, the reason the raiders don't play the niners anymore.

Maybe if the raiders took preseason a little more seriously like the other teams then maybe they would make the wild card one day. Seahakws > Raiders. Fact.
User avatar #99 - martbeast (10/21/2013) [-]
Just out of curiosity, what did/are you study(ing) in college?
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User avatar #23 - khl (04/13/2013) [-]
Hey dude, sorry to bother you.

Do you trade FJ points ?

again sorry for any bother caused
User avatar #24 to #23 - martbeast (04/13/2013) [-]
Dont apologize it's fine. I don't mind. I don't even know what those are though.
User avatar #25 to #24 - khl (04/13/2013) [-]
They are points based on green thumbs, so one green thumb on comment / content = 1 point, I try to collect them as I play the items game & points can be exchanged for items
#21 - delrio (03/23/2013) [-]
So, do you have a Newgrounds account?
User avatar #22 to #21 - martbeast (03/24/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #20 - martbeast (02/19/2013) [-]
**martbeast rolls 0,036**
#19 - theslighttroll (06/12/2012) [-]
**theslighttroll rolls 37**
User avatar #18 to #17 - martbeast (04/19/2012) [-]
im not black
#16 - fourswordsvio (03/29/2012) [-]
(<MFW) I couldn't help but notice your icon..... He happens to be the only thing that I'll put a gif of...
(<MFW) I couldn't help but notice your icon..... He happens to be the only thing that I'll put a gif of...
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#1 - kapurass (12/10/2011) [-]
no prob
no prob
#5 to #3 - kapurass (12/10/2011) [-]
and here is my last one, enjoy :)
and here is my last one, enjoy :)
User avatar #4 to #3 - martbeast (12/10/2011) [-]
u know the manga goes to like episode 30 :D
#6 to #4 - kapurass (12/10/2011) [-]
I did not, I hope they continue it
User avatar #7 to #6 - martbeast (12/10/2011) [-]
takagi is the hottest of them all.
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