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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: find it yourself
Youtube Channel: Chogak
Steam Profile: can't remember the name
Consoles Owned: ps3
Video Games Played: All the above
PSN: you'd like that wouldn't you?
Interests: football, gaming, exercising, porn, MLP, Basketball
Date Signed Up:9/03/2011
Last Login:9/19/2014
Location:San Jose
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Comment Thumbs: 2776 total,  4873 ,  2097
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#354 - yfw 12/10/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 5) 0
#132 - Picture 12/09/2013 on It's over 0
#7 - No, I'm gonna be serious for once. Actual Ladder Day Saints ar… 12/09/2013 on God fucking damn it, Tyrone 0
#4 - ******* mormons. ******* missionarie…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2013 on God fucking damn it, Tyrone 0
#6 - anonymous (12/09/2013) [-]
You're just jealous because we're tight with J. C. and the boys.
#5 - anonymous (12/09/2013) [-]
You're just jealous because we're tight with J. C. and the boys
User avatar #7 - martbeast (12/09/2013) [-]
No, I'm gonna be serious for once. Actual Ladder Day Saints are some of the nicest people I've ever met, but the religion is absolute shit, racist, and offensive (the original teachings)

I'm not going to get into a several-day argument with an anon so regardless of what you say, this is my last comment on this topic here.
#30 - very pawn such description much funny wow 12/09/2013 on Pawn Stars Now Carries... -6
#57 - Picture 12/09/2013 on Found this on my dash,... 0
#5 - original sauce? :] 12/08/2013 on Alpaca 0
#50 - why must you do this 12/05/2013 on D-daddy? 0
#132 - Picture  [+] (58 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Magic Conch is Kinda an... +47
#997 - tasteofanon (12/29/2013) [-]
**tasteofanon rolls 1** will a black man rape me if i am ever in jail
User avatar #998 - martbeast (12/30/2013) [-]
have fun with that
#856 - anonymous (12/04/2013) [-]
should i follow my love
#814 - datmanksa has deleted their comment.
User avatar #808 - dkbarrett (12/04/2013) [-]
**dkbarrett rolls 5** do i have a large penis?
#784 - anonymous (12/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8** Should i go to the pub for lunch today?
User avatar #783 - arthless (12/04/2013) [-]
**arthless rolls 9** can i eat my lunch?
#744 - onipure has deleted their comment.
#717 - awesemo (12/04/2013) [-]
**awesemo rolls 7** Will Gaben, our lord and savior grant us the blessing of half-life 3
#718 - awesemo (12/04/2013) [-]
**awesemo rolls 3** gaben have spoken, praise the lorda
#716 - awesemo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #714 - realgamergurgus (12/04/2013) [-]
**realgamergurgus rolls 1** Should i destroy FJ?
User avatar #715 - realgamergurgus (12/04/2013) [-]
Alrighty then
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User avatar #705 - sissywoo (12/04/2013) [-]
**sissywoo rolls 6** Do I have a chance?
User avatar #690 - creatablejam (12/04/2013) [-]
**creatablejam rolls 6** should I ask out my crush?
User avatar #647 - potrsr (12/04/2013) [-]
**potrsr rolls 3** is there real life?
#641 - molemolester (12/04/2013) [-]
**molemolester rolls 7** Will phanact ever reply to any of my comments?
User avatar #638 - margotka (12/04/2013) [-]
**margotka rolls 3** will i find gf this year?
User avatar #571 - nuketheshadows (12/04/2013) [-]
**nuketheshadows rolls 6** will I ever get a life?
#539 - anonymous (12/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8**
User avatar #504 - nthmetal (12/04/2013) [-]
**nthmetal rolls 7** Oh magic conch shell; am I a faggot?
User avatar #508 - nthmetal (12/04/2013) [-]
ಠ_ಠ
User avatar #472 - deathbysnusnu (12/04/2013) [-]
**deathbysnusnu rolls 0** am i a pretty girl?
#456 - waitertribe (12/04/2013) [-]
**waitertribe rolls 2** can i have something to eat?
#457 - waitertribe (12/04/2013) [-]
**waitertribe rolls 8** Can I have something to eat?
#445 - mitchr (12/04/2013) [-]
**mitchr rolls 0**
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
#860 - sonicthefast (12/04/2013) [-]
**sonicthefast rolls 6** African or European?
#953 - mitchr (12/05/2013) [-]
This was, at this point, obligatory.
#422 - spooooce has deleted their comment.
User avatar #377 - cosmicapprentice (12/04/2013) [-]
**cosmicapprentice rolls 0** Will I get to be a successful man without any worries in life?
User avatar #380 - cosmicapprentice (12/04/2013) [-]
Well I'll be dammed.
#372 - anonymous (12/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 5** should i go to bed?
#339 - anonymous (12/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 4** will I get dubs?
#317 - anonymous (12/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0** will i get mad pussy
#302 - mrdrprofbraeden (12/04/2013) [-]
**mrdrprofbraeden rolls 0** Will you really answer any question i give?
#304 - mrdrprofbraeden (12/04/2013) [-]
**mrdrprofbraeden rolls 1** are you having family issues?
#305 - mrdrprofbraeden (12/04/2013) [-]
**mrdrprofbraeden rolls 0** wanna talk about it?
#306 - mrdrprofbraeden (12/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #295 - charkoal (12/04/2013) [-]
Am I a homosexual?
User avatar #296 - charkoal (12/04/2013) [-]
**charkoal rolls 5** and retarded.
User avatar #286 - hates (12/04/2013) [-]
Does the girl I like, like me?
User avatar #288 - hates (12/04/2013) [-]
**hates rolls 4**
Fuck, I'm retarded
User avatar #290 - hates (12/04/2013) [-]
**hates rolls 9**
That's harsh, I wouldn't say I was THAT dumb...
User avatar #235 - eloog (12/04/2013) [-]
**eloog rolls 1** Is there a god?
User avatar #186 - areialview (12/04/2013) [-]
**areialview rolls 6** Is it fap time yet?
User avatar #181 - zackenia (12/04/2013) [-]
**zackenia rolls 8** is the meaning of life Whale porn?
#183 - zackenia (12/04/2013) [-]
You got it, boss!
User avatar #160 - plasmaballs (12/04/2013) [-]
**plasmaballs rolls 6** should I ask the Magic Conch a question?
User avatar #161 - plasmaballs (12/04/2013) [-]
**plasmaballs rolls 2** do i want to?
User avatar #162 - plasmaballs (12/04/2013) [-]
well shit
User avatar #153 - kathuzada (12/04/2013) [-]
**kathuzada rolls 1** should I punch my roommate?
User avatar #139 - theseqceeman (12/04/2013) [-]
**theseqceeman rolls 8** will i find true happiness?
#797 - jbywalec (12/04/2013) [-]
**jbywalec rolls 7** is OP a faggot?
#800 - jbywalec (12/04/2013) [-]
Well that hit me back hard...
#144 - anonymous (12/04/2013) [-]
#143 - anonymous (12/04/2013) [-]
Epik may-may bro XDDD
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#30 - that would be absolutely horrible. 12/03/2013 on oh ho 0
#14 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Water snake -5
#35 - jmillenium (12/03/2013) [-]
It isn't bait he's just a racist.
User avatar #48 - clechyl (12/03/2013) [-]
what if its a joke
#50 - AmaterasuNoOkami (12/03/2013) [-]
It was a joke... It wasn't even b8. I guess I just don't know how to internet.

But ya'll like cats, right?
#156 - Everything is in paragraphs.... 12/02/2013 on this post pissed me off a lot +1
#224 - Picture 12/02/2013 on Feels +1
#386 - Picture 11/22/2013 on (untitled) -1
#49 - what anime is this?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2013 on When people 0
User avatar #51 - ehzio (11/22/2013) [-]
Tiny Fellow
User avatar #50 - imnotasian (11/22/2013) [-]
little busters and little busters refrain
#207 - I see, have fun with that. 11/21/2013 on When you have work 0
#6 - Picture 11/20/2013 on Internets 0
#21 - I'm sad now. 11/20/2013 on No no please no 0
#205 - You don't need to mention being mature for me to call you out …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2013 on When you have work 0
User avatar #206 - kyoutu (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm a primary school teacher (in training) but full time childrens entertainer.
User avatar #207 - martbeast (11/21/2013) [-]
I see, have fun with that.
#816 - Comment deleted 11/19/2013 on Help me out +3
#203 - Such maturity from a 20 year old. I'm impressed. Except not really.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/19/2013 on When you have work 0
User avatar #204 - kyoutu (11/19/2013) [-]
I never claimed to be mature, in fact my career requires me to be immature so... *hi 5*
User avatar #205 - martbeast (11/20/2013) [-]
You don't need to mention being mature for me to call you out on your immaturity. What exactly is your career?
User avatar #206 - kyoutu (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm a primary school teacher (in training) but full time childrens entertainer.
User avatar #207 - martbeast (11/21/2013) [-]
I see, have fun with that.
#201 - we're making a bigger deal out of this than we need to be. Can…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/18/2013 on When you have work 0
User avatar #202 - kyoutu (11/19/2013) [-]
Ok, you're still a dipshit though.
User avatar #203 - martbeast (11/19/2013) [-]
Such maturity from a 20 year old. I'm impressed. Except not really.
User avatar #204 - kyoutu (11/19/2013) [-]
I never claimed to be mature, in fact my career requires me to be immature so... *hi 5*
User avatar #205 - martbeast (11/20/2013) [-]
You don't need to mention being mature for me to call you out on your immaturity. What exactly is your career?
User avatar #206 - kyoutu (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm a primary school teacher (in training) but full time childrens entertainer.
User avatar #207 - martbeast (11/21/2013) [-]
I see, have fun with that.
#199 - What if he also went to a concert and ****** his …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/18/2013 on When you have work 0
User avatar #200 - kyoutu (11/18/2013) [-]
In his work clothes? Yeah, now you're just making stuff up.
Quit while you're behind.
User avatar #201 - martbeast (11/18/2013) [-]
we're making a bigger deal out of this than we need to be. Can we just agree on that?
User avatar #202 - kyoutu (11/19/2013) [-]
Ok, you're still a dipshit though.
User avatar #203 - martbeast (11/19/2013) [-]
Such maturity from a 20 year old. I'm impressed. Except not really.
User avatar #204 - kyoutu (11/19/2013) [-]
I never claimed to be mature, in fact my career requires me to be immature so... *hi 5*
User avatar #205 - martbeast (11/20/2013) [-]
You don't need to mention being mature for me to call you out on your immaturity. What exactly is your career?
User avatar #206 - kyoutu (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm a primary school teacher (in training) but full time childrens entertainer.
User avatar #207 - martbeast (11/21/2013) [-]
I see, have fun with that.
#43 - thanks bruh. 11/18/2013 on Mewtheist 2 Arceists 0 0
#37 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2013 on Mewtheist 2 Arceists 0 0
User avatar #45 - kanpai (11/18/2013) [-]
arceus being the god of all pokemon used to have the highest total stats of all pokemon with 720, but now he's been beaten
User avatar #41 - ZenMacros (11/18/2013) [-]
Arceus is supposed to be the god of Pokemon, yet there is still a Pokemon that can have higher stats than him.
User avatar #43 - martbeast (11/18/2013) [-]
thanks bruh.
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User avatar #23 - khl (04/13/2013) [-]
Hey dude, sorry to bother you.

Do you trade FJ points ?

again sorry for any bother caused
User avatar #24 to #23 - martbeast (04/13/2013) [-]
Dont apologize it's fine. I don't mind. I don't even know what those are though.
User avatar #25 to #24 - khl (04/13/2013) [-]
They are points based on green thumbs, so one green thumb on comment / content = 1 point, I try to collect them as I play the items game & points can be exchanged for items
#21 - delrio (03/23/2013) [-]
So, do you have a Newgrounds account?
User avatar #22 to #21 - martbeast (03/24/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #20 - martbeast (02/19/2013) [-]
**martbeast rolls 0,036**
#19 - theslighttroll (06/12/2012) [-]
**theslighttroll rolls 37**
User avatar #18 to #17 - martbeast (04/19/2012) [-]
im not black
#16 - fourswordsvio (03/29/2012) [-]
(<MFW) I couldn't help but notice your icon..... He happens to be the only thing that I'll put a gif of...
(<MFW) I couldn't help but notice your icon..... He happens to be the only thing that I'll put a gif of...
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#1 - kapurass (12/10/2011) [-]
no prob
no prob
#5 to #3 - kapurass (12/10/2011) [-]
and here is my last one, enjoy :)
and here is my last one, enjoy :)
User avatar #4 to #3 - martbeast (12/10/2011) [-]
u know the manga goes to like episode 30 :D
#6 to #4 - kapurass (12/10/2011) [-]
I did not, I hope they continue it
User avatar #7 to #6 - martbeast (12/10/2011) [-]
takagi is the hottest of them all.
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