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martbeast

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:9/03/2011
Last Login:7/29/2016
Location:San Jose
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Times Content Favorited:273 times
Total Comments Made:2168
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Either you like the Raiders, or you're wrong.

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#43 - thanks bruh. 11/18/2013 on Mewtheist 2 Arceists 0 0
#37 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2013 on Mewtheist 2 Arceists 0 0
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#45 - kanpai (11/18/2013) [-]
arceus being the god of all pokemon used to have the highest total stats of all pokemon with 720, but now he's been beaten
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#41 - ZenMacros (11/18/2013) [-]
Arceus is supposed to be the god of Pokemon, yet there is still a Pokemon that can have higher stats than him.
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#43 - martbeast (11/18/2013) [-]
thanks bruh.
#118 - you're right. 11/18/2013 on I like pretending 0
#195 - you're smart bro. Except not really. Let me tell you why, …  [+] (10 new replies) 11/18/2013 on When you have work 0
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#198 - kyoutu (11/18/2013) [-]
So to you, going outside = having a life.

Even if that going outside is simply to work, to earn money so you can buy more video games to sit inside and play... I shall repeat and end the conversation with.

"if that's a life then you must be very lonely."
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#199 - martbeast (11/18/2013) [-]
What if he also went to a concert and fucked his gf at her house? We can assume the guy on the right didn't. End of story. bye bye, see you later.
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#200 - kyoutu (11/18/2013) [-]
In his work clothes? Yeah, now you're just making stuff up.
Quit while you're behind.
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#201 - martbeast (11/18/2013) [-]
we're making a bigger deal out of this than we need to be. Can we just agree on that?
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#202 - kyoutu (11/19/2013) [-]
Ok, you're still a dipshit though.
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#203 - martbeast (11/19/2013) [-]
Such maturity from a 20 year old. I'm impressed. Except not really.
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#204 - kyoutu (11/19/2013) [-]
I never claimed to be mature, in fact my career requires me to be immature so... *hi 5*
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#205 - martbeast (11/20/2013) [-]
You don't need to mention being mature for me to call you out on your immaturity. What exactly is your career?
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#206 - kyoutu (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm a primary school teacher (in training) but full time childrens entertainer.
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#207 - martbeast (11/21/2013) [-]
I see, have fun with that.
#160 - at least the guy on the left has a life  [+] (12 new replies) 11/18/2013 on When you have work 0
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#173 - kyoutu (11/18/2013) [-]
He has a job... not a life.
He works and plays games... if that's a life then you must be very lonely.
#195 - martbeast (11/18/2013) [-]
you're smart bro. Except not really. Let me tell you why,

1: I said so
2: Just because he works and plays video games doesn't mean he doesn't have a life
3: We can obviously see the guy on the right doesn't leave his house all day. Assuming he does that for a week, or more, the guy the left has more of a life than the one on the right.

I like doge.
such funny
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#198 - kyoutu (11/18/2013) [-]
So to you, going outside = having a life.

Even if that going outside is simply to work, to earn money so you can buy more video games to sit inside and play... I shall repeat and end the conversation with.

"if that's a life then you must be very lonely."
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#199 - martbeast (11/18/2013) [-]
What if he also went to a concert and fucked his gf at her house? We can assume the guy on the right didn't. End of story. bye bye, see you later.
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#200 - kyoutu (11/18/2013) [-]
In his work clothes? Yeah, now you're just making stuff up.
Quit while you're behind.
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#201 - martbeast (11/18/2013) [-]
we're making a bigger deal out of this than we need to be. Can we just agree on that?
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#202 - kyoutu (11/19/2013) [-]
Ok, you're still a dipshit though.
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#203 - martbeast (11/19/2013) [-]
Such maturity from a 20 year old. I'm impressed. Except not really.
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#204 - kyoutu (11/19/2013) [-]
I never claimed to be mature, in fact my career requires me to be immature so... *hi 5*
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#205 - martbeast (11/20/2013) [-]
You don't need to mention being mature for me to call you out on your immaturity. What exactly is your career?
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#206 - kyoutu (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm a primary school teacher (in training) but full time childrens entertainer.
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#207 - martbeast (11/21/2013) [-]
I see, have fun with that.
#56 - Picture 11/17/2013 on What Hath Alchemy Done? 0
#39 - agreed 11/16/2013 on You don't need to be better... +4
#13 - i agree with you good sir. 11/16/2013 on You don't need to be better... +2
#133 - **martbeast rolls 52** when was the last time someone rolled… 11/16/2013 on Pearly whites +1
#6 - if I could go back in time 600 years, I would scare the **** o… 11/16/2013 on Burning Mercury Thiocyanate 0