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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: find it yourself
Youtube Channel: Chogak
Steam Profile: can't remember the name
Consoles Owned: ps3
Video Games Played: All the above
PSN: you'd like that wouldn't you?
Interests: football, gaming, exercising, porn, MLP, Basketball
Date Signed Up:9/03/2011
Last Login:10/20/2014
Location:San Jose
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#33398
Highest Content Rank:#1074
Highest Comment Rank:#3663
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Subscribers:9
Content Views:177738
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Total Comments Made:2139
FJ Points:7070
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#16 - That's when I would actually shoot that thing with a .45 07/13/2013 on Nope +1
#125 - Picture 07/13/2013 on OH! BURN +6
#663 - Apparently you are, my good sir. 07/12/2013 on to the frontpage 0
#662 - Picture 07/12/2013 on to the frontpage +1
#661 - sorry bro. 07/12/2013 on to the frontpage 0
#660 - **martbeast rolls 9**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on to the frontpage 0
User avatar #661 - martbeast (07/12/2013) [-]
sorry bro.
#659 - **martbeast rolls 4** I'll roll for you  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2013 on to the frontpage 0
User avatar #660 - martbeast (07/12/2013) [-]
**martbeast rolls 9**
User avatar #661 - martbeast (07/12/2013) [-]
sorry bro.
#54 - Picture  [+] (122 new replies) 07/11/2013 on to the frontpage +37
#658 - anotherspecialkidd (07/12/2013) [-]
**anotherspecialkidd rolls 3** how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
#632 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3**
should I fap tonight?
User avatar #629 - mcderper (07/12/2013) [-]
Will I ever get top comment?
User avatar #659 - martbeast (07/12/2013) [-]
**martbeast rolls 4** I'll roll for you
User avatar #660 - martbeast (07/12/2013) [-]
**martbeast rolls 9**
User avatar #661 - martbeast (07/12/2013) [-]
sorry bro.
#626 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1** Why to kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
#603 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 9** Does the Krabby patty secret formula have fish in it?
User avatar #584 - casinoer (07/11/2013) [-]
**casinoer rolls 1**
Do you eat shit.
#581 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
Will I ever get a GF or will I be stuck givin' myself handies to myself and other men willing to pay money? *roll 2*
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User avatar #561 - naldibesti (07/11/2013) [-]
**naldibesti rolls 9** will i roll a 2?
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User avatar #541 - zonryu (07/11/2013) [-]
**zonryu rolls 2** will i ever have a GF
User avatar #542 - zonryu (07/11/2013) [-]
well fuck
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#532 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
Aaand now I need a new account for NSFW..
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#438 - vaporous (07/11/2013) [-]
**vaporous rolls 2** Will I ever get a girlfriend?
#441 - vaporous (07/11/2013) [-]
**vaporous rolls 2** Then will I at least get a boyfriend?
#442 - vaporous (07/11/2013) [-]
well fuck
#662 - martbeast (07/12/2013) [-]
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#387 - rubyasshole (07/11/2013) [-]
**rubyasshole rolls 3** I am a fag?
User avatar #372 - rploeger (07/11/2013) [-]
**rploeger rolls 1** Should i go fap?
User avatar #375 - rploeger (07/11/2013) [-]
k.
#354 - thirsteternum (07/11/2013) [-]
*roll* should i just leave my " girlfriend " that gives me no time and is starting to annoy me?
#355 - thirsteternum (07/11/2013) [-]
**thirsteternum rolls 7** .... the same thing, but with success now
#356 - thirsteternum (07/11/2013) [-]
i just got owned by the conch.
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#322 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0** is superman gay
User avatar #301 - finni (07/11/2013) [-]
**finni rolls 6** does this thing actually work
#300 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0** Is OP straight?
User avatar #299 - computerlife (07/11/2013) [-]
**computerlife rolls 6** should I become a killer?
User avatar #297 - froller (07/11/2013) [-]
**froller rolls 8** am i a faggot
User avatar #295 - froller (07/11/2013) [-]
am i a faggot?
User avatar #294 - infectionslaugh (07/11/2013) [-]
**infectionslaugh rolls 6** Am I cute?
#287 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6** will I win the lottery this Saturday?
#264 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 9** yay
User avatar #256 - scarymary (07/11/2013) [-]
**scarymary rolls 6** Am I cool?
User avatar #252 - hlgrindstaff (07/11/2013) [-]
**hlgrindstaff rolls 7** Will I have a great senior year?
User avatar #247 - skrynox (07/11/2013) [-]
**skrynox rolls 7** Can you answer this question?
#232 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 5**
User avatar #228 - novarip (07/11/2013) [-]
**novarip rolls 8** why
#223 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1** should I tell my family I want a sex change?
#220 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
Can I stick my dick in you?
#222 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 5**
#218 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8** will i become a pro baseball player?
#211 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3** does *she* love me?
#193 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0** should i murder the president?
User avatar #189 - sinclairr (07/11/2013) [-]
**sinclairr rolls 9** will I ever learn how to make good content?
#270 - illusiveshade (07/11/2013) [-]
The roll foretold your death, now OBEY!
User avatar #276 - sinclairr (07/11/2013) [-]
It never told me when I have to delete my account
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#179 - iwantfun (07/11/2013) [-]
**iwantfun rolls 5** Should I get motivated and do something productive?
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User avatar #173 - marcinthedarc (07/11/2013) [-]
**marcinthedarc rolls 4**
#170 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 2** am I having a girl?
#171 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3** am I having a boy?
#405 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 7** Is he having an alien?
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#176 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
Well fuck.
User avatar #160 - minecraftmemes (07/11/2013) [-]
**minecraftmemes rolls 6** I had sex with a minor, is this ok?
User avatar #158 - kingniggering (07/11/2013) [-]
**kingniggering rolls 2** Should i pull the trigger?
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User avatar #129 - thepinkestofthepie (07/11/2013) [-]
**thepinkestofthepie rolls 9** Should I have actually asked a question that makes sense?
User avatar #183 - peanutmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
do it pussy
#123 - chainz (07/11/2013) [-]
**chainz rolls 2** Should I do something else than play computer the next week?
#283 - xxthethespianxx (07/11/2013) [-]
Roll had me like
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User avatar #104 - pokemanaphy (07/11/2013) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolls 6** Can I have something to eat?
#103 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1** Are you currently happy with the state of medical care offered to the elderly?
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User avatar #98 - masteropcc (07/11/2013) [-]
**masteropcc rolls 4** mudkip likes piplup?
User avatar #99 - masteropcc (07/11/2013) [-]
**masteropcc rolls 8** mudkip likes piplup?
#101 - masteropcc (07/11/2013) [-]
#93 - azteh (07/11/2013) [-]
**azteh rolls 3** Should I get a life?
#95 - azteh (07/11/2013) [-]
**azteh rolls 0** then let me ask again: Should I get a life?
#100 - azteh (07/11/2013) [-]
Goodbye cruel, but satisfying world
User avatar #92 - xxfearme (07/11/2013) [-]
**xxfearme rolls 1** is my dick as big as i think it is?
User avatar #94 - xxfearme (07/11/2013) [-]
*16mm* yisssssssssssss
User avatar #90 - thatguythatlaughs (07/11/2013) [-]
**thatguythatlaughs rolls 2** Will I roll 2?
#204 - wtfduud (07/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #200 - stanleys (07/11/2013) [-]
You may have broke the conch
#97 - thatguythatlaughs (07/11/2013) [-]
#88 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0** Does OP secretly love me?
#89 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
Thank fucking jesus!
User avatar #86 - magnusos (07/11/2013) [-]
**magnusos rolls 8** should i do something with my life?
User avatar #84 - mulk (07/11/2013) [-]
**mulk rolls 2** will i become a walrus
#85 - mulk (07/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #81 - lilRican (07/11/2013) [-]
**lilRican rolls 5**

Will half life 3 ever come out?
#91 - thatguythatlaughs (07/11/2013) [-]
#82 - lilRican (07/11/2013) [-]
>maybe
User avatar #75 - scoobi (07/11/2013) [-]
**scoobi rolls 3** Magic conch... will i ever get married *pull string*
#76 - scoobi (07/11/2013) [-]
**scoobi rolls 4** Will i get married?
User avatar #78 - scoobi (07/11/2013) [-]
**scoobi rolls 3** Will I ever get married..?
User avatar #79 - scoobi (07/11/2013) [-]
Oh... thats okay I guess
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#73 - pridefulmatthew (07/11/2013) [-]
**pridefulmatthew rolls 0** Do you love me?
#74 - pridefulmatthew (07/11/2013) [-]
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#71 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
*2* yolo
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User avatar #70 - kukhode (07/11/2013) [-]
**kukhode rolls 1** real answer now
User avatar #64 - kukhode (07/11/2013) [-]
**kukhode rolls 3** shall i wank?

#62 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0** My girlfriend is pregnant.
User avatar #66 - VaizarD (07/11/2013) [-]
Fuck.

Forgot to log.
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User avatar #61 - darkangeloffire (07/11/2013) [-]
**darkangeloffire rolls 5** Will I get a Digimon partner of my own choosing?
User avatar #63 - darkangeloffire (07/11/2013) [-]
It's something
User avatar #59 - Carlospiceyweiner (07/11/2013) [-]
**Carlospiceyweiner rolls 0** Am I going to hell?
User avatar #57 - rplix (07/11/2013) [-]
**rplix rolls 7** Are you a faggot?
User avatar #663 - martbeast (07/12/2013) [-]
Apparently you are, my good sir.
#614 - pendeja (07/12/2013) [-]
The conch is politically correct
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#26 - Nobody here is retarded. Except you OP. 07/11/2013 on Ok science thank you +1
#72 - what anime is this? 07/11/2013 on Fansubs 0
#242 - mfw 07/11/2013 on bees +5
#224 - i see wat u did there. 07/11/2013 on I summon wizard with BOOBIES! 0
#229 - yes it does. I'm sorry. I didn't know 07/11/2013 on Worst first dates… 0
#143 - Picture 07/10/2013 on Trees are awesome 0
#226 - 4'9... are you in like 7th grade?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Worst first dates… 0
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User avatar #229 - martbeast (07/11/2013) [-]
yes it does. I'm sorry. I didn't know
#165 - what's your current height/weight  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2013 on Worst first dates… 0
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User avatar #226 - martbeast (07/10/2013) [-]
4'9... are you in like 7th grade?
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User avatar #229 - martbeast (07/11/2013) [-]
yes it does. I'm sorry. I didn't know
#115 - you're on the internet, and on funnyjunk too. Don't ask for th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2013 on Trees are awesome -4
User avatar #117 - ronyx (07/09/2013) [-]
Shut your whore mouth. Nobody gives a fuck.
#163 - eat every hour. literally. Eat every single hour. Big or small…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/09/2013 on Worst first dates… 0
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User avatar #165 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
what's your current height/weight
#166 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #226 - martbeast (07/10/2013) [-]
4'9... are you in like 7th grade?
#228 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #229 - martbeast (07/11/2013) [-]
yes it does. I'm sorry. I didn't know
#162 - it's a dorm bitch. my room is clean as **** 07/09/2013 on Worst first dates… -2
#155 - ok. watever then. Just, do u wanna burn fat or build muscle or both?  [+] (8 new replies) 07/09/2013 on Worst first dates… 0
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User avatar #163 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
eat every hour. literally. Eat every single hour. Big or small, doesn't matter. Eat pb&j, soup, make a sammich, protein shake, don't work out till u do that for like a month. just eat everything. Even when u arent hungry, have a little snack.
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User avatar #165 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
what's your current height/weight
#166 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #226 - martbeast (07/10/2013) [-]
4'9... are you in like 7th grade?
#228 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #229 - martbeast (07/11/2013) [-]
yes it does. I'm sorry. I didn't know
#153 - then download a facebook pic that you're happy with  [+] (10 new replies) 07/09/2013 on Worst first dates… -1
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User avatar #155 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
ok. watever then. Just, do u wanna burn fat or build muscle or both?
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User avatar #163 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
eat every hour. literally. Eat every single hour. Big or small, doesn't matter. Eat pb&j, soup, make a sammich, protein shake, don't work out till u do that for like a month. just eat everything. Even when u arent hungry, have a little snack.
#164 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #165 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
what's your current height/weight
#166 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #226 - martbeast (07/10/2013) [-]
4'9... are you in like 7th grade?
#228 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #229 - martbeast (07/11/2013) [-]
yes it does. I'm sorry. I didn't know
#150 - >use a phone >text it to your email >download…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/09/2013 on Worst first dates… 0
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User avatar #153 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
then download a facebook pic that you're happy with
#154 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #155 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
ok. watever then. Just, do u wanna burn fat or build muscle or both?
#158 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #163 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
eat every hour. literally. Eat every single hour. Big or small, doesn't matter. Eat pb&j, soup, make a sammich, protein shake, don't work out till u do that for like a month. just eat everything. Even when u arent hungry, have a little snack.
#164 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #165 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
what's your current height/weight
#166 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #226 - martbeast (07/10/2013) [-]
4'9... are you in like 7th grade?
#228 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #229 - martbeast (07/11/2013) [-]
yes it does. I'm sorry. I didn't know
#148 - stfu bro. i took a pic of myself a week or two ago cuz my gf i…  [+] (17 new replies) 07/09/2013 on Worst first dates… -3
User avatar #187 - Hyena (07/09/2013) [-]
0/10
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User avatar #162 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
it's a dorm bitch. my room is clean as fuck
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User avatar #150 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
>use a phone
>text it to your email
>download it to your reaction folder
>?????
>profit
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User avatar #153 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
then download a facebook pic that you're happy with
#154 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #155 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
ok. watever then. Just, do u wanna burn fat or build muscle or both?
#158 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #163 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
eat every hour. literally. Eat every single hour. Big or small, doesn't matter. Eat pb&j, soup, make a sammich, protein shake, don't work out till u do that for like a month. just eat everything. Even when u arent hungry, have a little snack.
#164 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #165 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
what's your current height/weight
#166 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #226 - martbeast (07/10/2013) [-]
4'9... are you in like 7th grade?
#228 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #229 - martbeast (07/11/2013) [-]
yes it does. I'm sorry. I didn't know
#139 - Picture  [+] (19 new replies) 07/09/2013 on Worst first dates… -2
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#148 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
stfu bro. i took a pic of myself a week or two ago cuz my gf in the OC wanted it so have one of mine. Lemme see u so i can fix you.
User avatar #187 - Hyena (07/09/2013) [-]
0/10
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User avatar #162 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
it's a dorm bitch. my room is clean as fuck
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User avatar #150 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
>use a phone
>text it to your email
>download it to your reaction folder
>?????
>profit
#152 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #153 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
then download a facebook pic that you're happy with
#154 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #155 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
ok. watever then. Just, do u wanna burn fat or build muscle or both?
#158 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #163 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
eat every hour. literally. Eat every single hour. Big or small, doesn't matter. Eat pb&j, soup, make a sammich, protein shake, don't work out till u do that for like a month. just eat everything. Even when u arent hungry, have a little snack.
#164 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #165 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
what's your current height/weight
#166 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #226 - martbeast (07/10/2013) [-]
4'9... are you in like 7th grade?
#228 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #229 - martbeast (07/11/2013) [-]
yes it does. I'm sorry. I didn't know
#108 - Google's an amazing website for searching things, isn't it?  [+] (7 new replies) 07/09/2013 on Trees are awesome -3
#136 - tylerxchoice (07/09/2013) [-]
You know what rhymes with martbeast?





Shut the fuck up.
#143 - martbeast (07/10/2013) [-]
#114 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/09/2013) [-]
You see martbeast, unlike horsefucker and teranin, you're a massive cunt. Learn some common courtesy, you fucking bitch.
#140 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/09/2013) [-]
Well that escalated quickly
#131 - Alchemyst (07/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #115 - martbeast (07/09/2013) [-]
you're on the internet, and on funnyjunk too. Don't ask for the fucking impossible you hypocritical dickweed.
User avatar #117 - ronyx (07/09/2013) [-]
Shut your whore mouth. Nobody gives a fuck.
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User avatar #23 - khl (04/13/2013) [-]
Hey dude, sorry to bother you.

Do you trade FJ points ?

again sorry for any bother caused
User avatar #24 to #23 - martbeast (04/13/2013) [-]
Dont apologize it's fine. I don't mind. I don't even know what those are though.
User avatar #25 to #24 - khl (04/13/2013) [-]
They are points based on green thumbs, so one green thumb on comment / content = 1 point, I try to collect them as I play the items game & points can be exchanged for items
#21 - delrio (03/23/2013) [-]
So, do you have a Newgrounds account?
User avatar #22 to #21 - martbeast (03/24/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #20 - martbeast (02/19/2013) [-]
**martbeast rolls 0,036**
#19 - theslighttroll (06/12/2012) [-]
**theslighttroll rolls 37**
User avatar #18 to #17 - martbeast (04/19/2012) [-]
im not black
#16 - fourswordsvio (03/29/2012) [-]
(<MFW) I couldn't help but notice your icon..... He happens to be the only thing that I'll put a gif of...
(<MFW) I couldn't help but notice your icon..... He happens to be the only thing that I'll put a gif of...
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#1 - kapurass (12/10/2011) [-]
no prob
no prob
#5 to #3 - kapurass (12/10/2011) [-]
and here is my last one, enjoy :)
and here is my last one, enjoy :)
User avatar #4 to #3 - martbeast (12/10/2011) [-]
u know the manga goes to like episode 30 :D
#6 to #4 - kapurass (12/10/2011) [-]
I did not, I hope they continue it
User avatar #7 to #6 - martbeast (12/10/2011) [-]
takagi is the hottest of them all.
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