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martbeast

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:9/03/2011
Last Login:7/29/2016
Location:San Jose
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 4143 total,  4536 ,  393
Comment Thumbs: 2787 total,  4892 ,  2105
Content Level Progress: 47% (47/100)
Level 141 Content: Faptastic → Level 142 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 42% (42/100)
Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:9
Content Views:178176
Times Content Favorited:273 times
Total Comments Made:2168
FJ Points:7079
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#4 - ******* mormons. ******* missionaries. ******* Utah.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2013 on God fucking damn it, Tyrone 0
#6 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
You're just jealous because we're tight with J. C. and the boys.
#5 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
You're just jealous because we're tight with J. C. and the boys
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#7 - martbeast (12/09/2013) [-]
No, I'm gonna be serious for once. Actual Ladder Day Saints are some of the nicest people I've ever met, but the religion is absolute shit, racist, and offensive (the original teachings)

I'm not going to get into a several-day argument with an anon so regardless of what you say, this is my last comment on this topic here.
#30 - very pawn such description much funny wow 12/09/2013 on Pawn Stars Now Carries... -6
#57 - Picture 12/09/2013 on Found this on my dash,... 0
#5 - original sauce? :] 12/08/2013 on Alpaca 0
#50 - why must you do this 12/05/2013 on D-daddy? 0
#132 - Picture  [+] (59 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Magic Conch is Kinda an... +47
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#1007 - itskennyandjosh (09/24/2014) [-]
**itskennyandjosh rolls 6** Should i kill yourself?
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#997 - tasteofanon (12/29/2013) [-]
**tasteofanon rolls 1** will a black man rape me if i am ever in jail
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#998 - martbeast (12/30/2013) [-]
have fun with that
#856 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
should i follow my love
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#808 - dkbarrett (12/04/2013) [-]
**dkbarrett rolls 5** do i have a large penis?
#784 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8** Should i go to the pub for lunch today?
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#783 - arthless (12/04/2013) [-]
**arthless rolls 9** can i eat my lunch?
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#717 - awesemo (12/04/2013) [-]
**awesemo rolls 7** Will Gaben, our lord and savior grant us the blessing of half-life 3
#718 - awesemo (12/04/2013) [-]
**awesemo rolls 3** gaben have spoken, praise the lorda
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#714 - realgamergurgus (12/04/2013) [-]
**realgamergurgus rolls 1** Should i destroy FJ?
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#715 - realgamergurgus (12/04/2013) [-]
Alrighty then
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#705 - sissywoo (12/04/2013) [-]
**sissywoo rolls 6** Do I have a chance?
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#690 - creatablejam (12/04/2013) [-]
**creatablejam rolls 6** should I ask out my crush?
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#647 - potrsr (12/04/2013) [-]
**potrsr rolls 3** is there real life?
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#641 - molemolester (12/04/2013) [-]
**molemolester rolls 7** Will phanact ever reply to any of my comments?
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#638 - margotka (12/04/2013) [-]
**margotka rolls 3** will i find gf this year?
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#571 - nuketheshadows (12/04/2013) [-]
**nuketheshadows rolls 6** will I ever get a life?
#539 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8**
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#504 - nthmetal (12/04/2013) [-]
**nthmetal rolls 7** Oh magic conch shell; am I a faggot?
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#508 - nthmetal (12/04/2013) [-]
ಠ_ಠ
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#472 - deathbysnusnu (12/04/2013) [-]
**deathbysnusnu rolls 0** am i a pretty girl?
#456 - waitertribe (12/04/2013) [-]
**waitertribe rolls 2** can i have something to eat?
#457 - waitertribe (12/04/2013) [-]
**waitertribe rolls 8** Can I have something to eat?
#445 - mitchr (12/04/2013) [-]
**mitchr rolls 0**
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
#860 - sonicthefast (12/04/2013) [-]
**sonicthefast rolls 6** African or European?
#953 - mitchr (12/05/2013) [-]
This was, at this point, obligatory.
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#377 - cosmicapprentice (12/04/2013) [-]
**cosmicapprentice rolls 0** Will I get to be a successful man without any worries in life?
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#380 - cosmicapprentice (12/04/2013) [-]
Well I'll be dammed.
#372 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 5** should i go to bed?
#339 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 4** will I get dubs?
#317 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0** will i get mad pussy
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#302 - mrdrprofbraeden (12/04/2013) [-]
**mrdrprofbraeden rolls 0** Will you really answer any question i give?
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#304 - mrdrprofbraeden (12/04/2013) [-]
**mrdrprofbraeden rolls 1** are you having family issues?
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#305 - mrdrprofbraeden (12/04/2013) [-]
**mrdrprofbraeden rolls 0** wanna talk about it?
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#306 - mrdrprofbraeden (12/04/2013) [-]
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#295 - charkoal (12/04/2013) [-]
Am I a homosexual?
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#296 - charkoal (12/04/2013) [-]
**charkoal rolls 5** and retarded.
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#286 - hates (12/04/2013) [-]
Does the girl I like, like me?
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#288 - hates (12/04/2013) [-]
**hates rolls 4**
Fuck, I'm retarded
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#290 - hates (12/04/2013) [-]
**hates rolls 9**
That's harsh, I wouldn't say I was THAT dumb...
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#235 - eloog (12/04/2013) [-]
**eloog rolls 1** Is there a god?
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#186 - areialview (12/04/2013) [-]
**areialview rolls 6** Is it fap time yet?
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#181 - zackenia (12/04/2013) [-]
**zackenia rolls 8** is the meaning of life Whale porn?
#183 - zackenia (12/04/2013) [-]
You got it, boss!
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#160 - plasmaballs (12/04/2013) [-]
**plasmaballs rolls 6** should I ask the Magic Conch a question?
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#161 - plasmaballs (12/04/2013) [-]
**plasmaballs rolls 2** do i want to?
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#162 - plasmaballs (12/04/2013) [-]
well shit
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#153 - kathuzada (12/04/2013) [-]
**kathuzada rolls 1** should I punch my roommate?
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#139 - theseqceeman (12/04/2013) [-]
**theseqceeman rolls 8** will i find true happiness?
#797 - jbywalec (12/04/2013) [-]
**jbywalec rolls 7** is OP a faggot?
#800 - jbywalec (12/04/2013) [-]
Well that hit me back hard...
#144 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
#143 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
Epik may-may bro XDDD
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#30 - that would be absolutely horrible. 12/03/2013 on oh ho 0
#14 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Water snake -5
#35 - jmillenium (12/03/2013) [-]
It isn't bait he's just a racist.
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#48 - clechyl (12/03/2013) [-]
what if its a joke
#50 - AmaterasuNoOkami (12/03/2013) [-]
It was a joke... It wasn't even b8. I guess I just don't know how to internet.

But ya'll like cats, right?
#156 - Everything is in paragraphs.... 12/02/2013 on this post pissed me off a lot +1
#224 - Picture 12/02/2013 on Feels +1