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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: find it yourself
Youtube Channel: Chogak
Steam Profile: can't remember the name
Consoles Owned: ps3
Video Games Played: All the above
PSN: you'd like that wouldn't you?
Interests: football, gaming, exercising, porn, MLP, Basketball
Date Signed Up:9/03/2011
Last Login:7/02/2014
Location:San Jose
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Comment Ranking:#27268
Highest Content Rank:#1074
Highest Comment Rank:#3663
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Subscribers:9
Content Views:177585
Times Content Favorited:278 times
Total Comments Made:2133
FJ Points:7073
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#39 - i'm sorry... i had to 07/22/2013 on HOTD +5
#34 - nice 07/22/2013 on Complete obliteration of... -1
#33 - u too 07/22/2013 on Complete obliteration of... +3
#32 - i want to slap you so hard. Just saiyan 07/22/2013 on Complete obliteration of... +1
#30 - i honestly don't give a **** anymore 07/22/2013 on Complete obliteration of... +2
#76 - sucks brah. here comes the hating fj public 07/22/2013 on What A Wonderful Life +1
#140 - >agree >disagree >50/50 >50/50 >… 07/21/2013 on Feels bad -2
#644 - **** your **** . I liked that story... 07/19/2013 on Minecraft is love 0
#44 - again with this **** ? I'm ******* si…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/19/2013 on C'mon dude chill! +10
#94 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
Not to mention that cops have to deal with lowlife scumbags on a day to day basis for a wage that is not fair for what they have to put up with.
#92 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
Its likely that if a burglar ever breaks into someone's house, that they will in fact get stabbed before the police arrive. So you get your wish, I guess.
#51 - amerifap (07/19/2013) [-]
If the guy is gonna stab you, you're gonna get stabbed. Itll take the cops like half an hour to get to your house...
#68 - tristmilt (07/19/2013) [-]
Yea, god forbid you call someone who shows up free of charge to you and takes the proper next steps to help you and bust criminals.... Fuck them though. They were late. Cops are supposed to be 2 minutes away from the call all the time... oh wait, you'd bitch about that too if it were true.
User avatar #82 - rhiaanor (07/19/2013) [-]
If you get stabbed then what the fuck does it matter
User avatar #72 - themassivefail (07/19/2013) [-]
Damn rights. Though mind you, if you're honestly in a position where you're honest to god going to get stabbed, you probably deserved it, with the acception of crazed serial killers and random attacks and the suchlike.
User avatar #67 - thepandaking (07/19/2013) [-]
try 5 minutes, because that's all they can possibly do and they're doing it.
User avatar #47 - hisnameisjake (07/19/2013) [-]
uhhh... I thought it was about how cops are sometimes called pigs... what did I miss?
#71 - themassivefail (07/19/2013) [-]
Calling a cop a 'pig' is an insult. Actually, depending on who you talk to, calling a cop a 'cop' is an insult also. They are police officers. People who dedicate their life to doing their absolute most to keep the general public safe and mostly secure. They mostly get a bad rep because many people believe themselves to be above the law, example being "oh I parked in a no parking zone for only 5 minutes, why did my car get towed? Surely thats unethical justice!" (I shit you not, that was a topic on yahoo answers). I mean, if you break the damn law... you're gonna get punished. Don't take it out on the officer who's just doing their job.
#73 - hisnameisjake (07/19/2013) [-]
I probably should have realized that, I guess I just hear them being called pigs all the time so I never really thought of it as an insult
#48 - every good anime ends at 12 or 13 Thankfully, Shingek…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2013 on God i hate when this happens 0
User avatar #74 - donutzrawsum (07/15/2013) [-]
wiki says it's scheduled for 26 episodes.
#49 - It would actually be interesting to see what would happen if w… 07/14/2013 on So many choices... +3
#47 - Comment deleted 07/14/2013 on So many choices... 0
#9 - I can't contain them all 07/14/2013 on Head Up, Eyes Steady, Heart... -1
#8 - too many feels  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2013 on Head Up, Eyes Steady, Heart... +10
#9 - martbeast (07/14/2013) [-]
I can't contain them all
#18 - I didn't even know that was a cave back then. ******* … 07/14/2013 on Old School Cavers 0
#2834 - Oh, cool. DJ 4DM1N got front page. 07/14/2013 on GEORGE ZIMMERMAN NOT GUILTY 0
#831 - Picture 07/14/2013 on GEORGE ZIMMERMAN NOT GUILTY +6
#830 - Picture 07/14/2013 on GEORGE ZIMMERMAN NOT GUILTY -2
#56 - Well, he DOES loverapingmen. 07/13/2013 on evolution 0
#10 - it not just joke  [+] (6 new replies) 07/13/2013 on evolution +12
User avatar #36 - iloverapingmen (07/13/2013) [-]
yes it is; he's trolling you fagboat
#92 - iloverapingmen has deleted their comment.
User avatar #51 - Dairycow (07/13/2013) [-]
A-are you fucking retarded?
User avatar #93 - iloverapingmen (07/14/2013) [-]
Great comeback, dochebag. What the hell does that have to do with anything? The guy on 4chan was very obviously trolling.
User avatar #94 - Dairycow (07/14/2013) [-]
sorry ill try not to be a dochbag next time.
User avatar #56 - martbeast (07/13/2013) [-]
Well, he DOES loverapingmen.
#134 - i just wanted to use this. 07/13/2013 on Birthday 0
#16 - That's when I would actually shoot that thing with a .45 07/13/2013 on Nope +1
#125 - Picture 07/13/2013 on OH! BURN +6
#663 - Apparently you are, my good sir. 07/12/2013 on to the frontpage 0
#662 - Picture 07/12/2013 on to the frontpage +1
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User avatar #23 - khl (04/13/2013) [-]
Hey dude, sorry to bother you.

Do you trade FJ points ?

again sorry for any bother caused
User avatar #24 to #23 - martbeast (04/13/2013) [-]
Dont apologize it's fine. I don't mind. I don't even know what those are though.
User avatar #25 to #24 - khl (04/13/2013) [-]
They are points based on green thumbs, so one green thumb on comment / content = 1 point, I try to collect them as I play the items game & points can be exchanged for items
#21 - delrio (03/23/2013) [-]
So, do you have a Newgrounds account?
User avatar #22 to #21 - martbeast (03/24/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #20 - martbeast (02/19/2013) [-]
**martbeast rolls 0,036**
#19 - theslighttroll (06/12/2012) [-]
**theslighttroll rolls 37**
User avatar #18 to #17 - martbeast (04/19/2012) [-]
im not black
#16 - fourswordsvio (03/29/2012) [-]
(<MFW) I couldn't help but notice your icon..... He happens to be the only thing that I'll put a gif of...
(<MFW) I couldn't help but notice your icon..... He happens to be the only thing that I'll put a gif of...
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#1 - kapurass (12/10/2011) [-]
no prob
no prob
#5 to #3 - kapurass (12/10/2011) [-]
and here is my last one, enjoy :)
and here is my last one, enjoy :)
User avatar #4 to #3 - martbeast (12/10/2011) [-]
u know the manga goes to like episode 30 :D
#6 to #4 - kapurass (12/10/2011) [-]
I did not, I hope they continue it
User avatar #7 to #6 - martbeast (12/10/2011) [-]
takagi is the hottest of them all.
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#8 to #7 - kapurass (12/10/2011) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #8 - martbeast (12/10/2011) [-]
why cant i send you a pm? theres something i need to send u
User avatar #10 to #9 - kapurass (12/10/2011) [-]
not sure, it was working before
User avatar #11 to #10 - martbeast (12/10/2011) [-]
do u want a sight for hotd ****** ? its amazing
#12 to #11 - kapurass (12/11/2011) [-]
sure, thanks
User avatar #14 to #13 - martbeast (12/11/2011) [-]
actually i think ima go there right now
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