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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: find it yourself
Youtube Channel: Chogak
Steam Profile: can't remember the name
Consoles Owned: ps3
Video Games Played: All the above
PSN: you'd like that wouldn't you?
Interests: football, gaming, exercising, porn, MLP, Basketball
Date Signed Up:9/03/2011
Last Login:7/02/2014
Location:San Jose
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#27274
Highest Content Rank:#1074
Highest Comment Rank:#3663
Content Thumbs: 4143 total,  4536 ,  393
Comment Thumbs: 2776 total,  4872 ,  2096
Content Level Progress: 47% (47/100)
Level 141 Content: Faptastic → Level 142 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 36% (36/100)
Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:9
Content Views:177585
Times Content Favorited:278 times
Total Comments Made:2133
FJ Points:7073
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#40 - this is rustling me. 07/29/2013 on MINDFUCK 0
#16 - almost there, buddy. 07/29/2013 on Eye Contact +11
#41 - Picture 07/29/2013 on Good Friends. -2
#10 - Picture 07/29/2013 on Growing up 0
#68 - yes. 07/29/2013 on My opinion +2
#37 - mine too 07/29/2013 on Best Friend Feels... 0
#135 - Picture 07/29/2013 on FJ got somebody laid +1
#164 - **martbeast rolled a random image posted in comment #593012 … 07/29/2013 on Bonjour 0
#163 - type *roll picture* 07/29/2013 on Bonjour 0
#148 - You have never seen tits on front page before?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on Why don't you draw this???? -1
User avatar #172 - linktheherooftime (07/29/2013) [-]
Oh. You said "tits." I thought you said "This."
#142 - Oh look, tits on the front page again. We definitely haven't s…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Why don't you draw this???? -5
#160 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#147 - linktheherooftime (07/29/2013) [-]
I can tell you're being sarcastic, but...
#161 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #148 - martbeast (07/29/2013) [-]
You have never seen tits on front page before?
User avatar #172 - linktheherooftime (07/29/2013) [-]
Oh. You said "tits." I thought you said "This."
#23 - i see what you did there. 07/28/2013 on Funny Junk 0
#21 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on Attack on Titan +9
User avatar #23 - thegrimgenius (07/28/2013) [-]
He murdered the children in front of the mother, he murdered everyone... all while laughing.
#16 - same. 07/28/2013 on Super friendzone 0
#15 - i was hoping nobody was going to make this. 07/28/2013 on Spring Cleaning with Levi 0
#146 - Picture 07/28/2013 on Fap +2
#145 - Picture 07/28/2013 on Fap -3
#65 - okay... srsly... what's with all these potato jokes? 07/28/2013 on Latvia joke 4 0
#42 - thanks? 07/28/2013 on Rikka does what she pleases. +2
#40 - it worked.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Rikka does what she pleases. +1
User avatar #41 - daslasher (07/28/2013) [-]
SUCCESS! here take this
www.dropbox.com/sh/m582j5iowb99cpl/SxzPptCQ6v/Pictures

just in case you prefer mediafire
www.mediafire.com/folder/2g822bagjgxaa/hentai

NOW GO FAP!
User avatar #42 - martbeast (07/28/2013) [-]
thanks?
#20 - what was it?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on *Warning* Woman Brutally... 0
User avatar #95 - angelooo (07/28/2013) [-]
Those stupid andre herring paintings
#122 - Picture 07/28/2013 on Save it for later +4
#119 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Save it for later +3
User avatar #120 - theghostrider (07/28/2013) [-]
I'M DOING IT AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
#122 - martbeast (07/28/2013) [-]
#116 - because he's thexguy.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Save it for later 0
User avatar #117 - theghostrider (07/28/2013) [-]
I'm the goddamn Ghost Rider and people don't thumb me up. This is an unfair world.


Brb, going to cry.
#119 - martbeast (07/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #120 - theghostrider (07/28/2013) [-]
I'M DOING IT AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
#122 - martbeast (07/28/2013) [-]
#3 - **martbeast rolls 678,404,391** this would be the worst plac… 07/22/2013 on The life of a common housefly 0
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User avatar #23 - khl (04/13/2013) [-]
Hey dude, sorry to bother you.

Do you trade FJ points ?

again sorry for any bother caused
User avatar #24 to #23 - martbeast (04/13/2013) [-]
Dont apologize it's fine. I don't mind. I don't even know what those are though.
User avatar #25 to #24 - khl (04/13/2013) [-]
They are points based on green thumbs, so one green thumb on comment / content = 1 point, I try to collect them as I play the items game & points can be exchanged for items
#21 - delrio (03/23/2013) [-]
So, do you have a Newgrounds account?
User avatar #22 to #21 - martbeast (03/24/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #20 - martbeast (02/19/2013) [-]
**martbeast rolls 0,036**
#19 - theslighttroll (06/12/2012) [-]
**theslighttroll rolls 37**
User avatar #18 to #17 - martbeast (04/19/2012) [-]
im not black
#16 - fourswordsvio (03/29/2012) [-]
(<MFW) I couldn't help but notice your icon..... He happens to be the only thing that I'll put a gif of...
(<MFW) I couldn't help but notice your icon..... He happens to be the only thing that I'll put a gif of...
#15 - theragingdonut **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - kapurass (12/10/2011) [-]
no prob
no prob
#5 to #3 - kapurass (12/10/2011) [-]
and here is my last one, enjoy :)
and here is my last one, enjoy :)
User avatar #4 to #3 - martbeast (12/10/2011) [-]
u know the manga goes to like episode 30 :D
#6 to #4 - kapurass (12/10/2011) [-]
I did not, I hope they continue it
User avatar #7 to #6 - martbeast (12/10/2011) [-]
takagi is the hottest of them all.
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#8 to #7 - kapurass (12/10/2011) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #8 - martbeast (12/10/2011) [-]
why cant i send you a pm? theres something i need to send u
User avatar #10 to #9 - kapurass (12/10/2011) [-]
not sure, it was working before
User avatar #11 to #10 - martbeast (12/10/2011) [-]
do u want a sight for hotd ****** ? its amazing
#12 to #11 - kapurass (12/11/2011) [-]
sure, thanks
User avatar #14 to #13 - martbeast (12/11/2011) [-]
actually i think ima go there right now
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