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#1514 - So , any single attractive ladies in the San Diego area ?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards -1
User avatar #1551 - hairysmellyanus (05/23/2013) [-]
Dude, that's never gonna work.
User avatar #1555 - markusantonius (05/23/2013) [-]
A man can dream .
User avatar #1563 - hairysmellyanus (05/23/2013) [-]
Well i guess the worst that could happen is getting thumbed down, so go for it.
#410 - Why not ? Greetings from San Diego. 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards +2
#17 - I do , its ******* awesome . 05/22/2013 on Tumblrjunk 0
#13 - Picture 05/22/2013 on Title 0
#63 - i always used him as the first guy to die  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2013 on not smart enough to think... +10
#77 - 4chan refugee (05/21/2013) [-]
i used him as a kung fu master
User avatar #64 - urfunnyman (05/21/2013) [-]
me too
#4 - Picture 05/20/2013 on Uppity Negroes, pop! +6
#10 - Picture 05/20/2013 on But i need that wrist... 0
#27 - Welcome to capitalism. 05/20/2013 on Title 0
#32 - How can they press charges if they're dead ? 05/20/2013 on Confession Bear +1
#13 - Why do you have to go into an interview with your best clothes… 05/20/2013 on job application logic +2
#79 - Ich muss tanze 05/19/2013 on As a german I feel offended 0
#43 - whatever you do , don't scroll down .  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Some Bronies but NOT all 0
User avatar #46 - skubasteve (05/19/2013) [-]
why did i do it.....
#10 - He only killed officers who were **** ups . The a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Lest we forget... +1
#13 - gladiuss (05/19/2013) [-]
He almost killed the kid in the Death Star Canteen. First he couldn't get a dry tray THEN he had to say he was 'Mr. Stevens.'
#28 - Picture 05/19/2013 on At least knock first +9
#147 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Sith Nigga 0
User avatar #153 - ghostisaho (05/18/2013) [-]
**ghostisaho rolls 37**
User avatar #152 - ghostisaho (05/18/2013) [-]
*role 2* take the power of these holy dubs
#15 - Picture 05/17/2013 on The Falklands are ours, cunts +5
#37 - Picture 05/16/2013 on holiday snap +3
#68 - To me though using surgery and hormone pills just aint natural…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on Just an uplifting post -3
#71 - tydrodron (05/16/2013) [-]
Everything humans do is natural, we fall under nature.

I do know what you mean't by "aint natural" and I disagree, by that logic that "Unnatural" is bad everything that humans have accomplished is unnatural, glasses, jewellery, houses, cars, processed food, the computer you are reading this on now, the list is nearly infinite.
Now, while I disagree with you I'm not going to continue this further since I doubt I can change your mind since your objection is something along the lines of "Ewwww sound weird therefore it is bad"

I wish you luck with whatever you're studying.
#65 - the idea of using surgery to mutilate your genitals into looki…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Just an uplifting post -1
#66 - tydrodron (05/16/2013) [-]
It isn't.
First of all "Mutilate" isn't the right word here. You really don't lose a body part, it gets inverted not removed.

Second, hormones do nothing to ones voice, that's what voice training is. There is also a surgery option but it is dangerous and many just don't bother with it.

Third, the human body is able to change dramatically when the opposite sex-hormone is introduced, the changes include normal breast growth(around one to two size smaller than close female relatives, some times however they can grow to be the same size or larger than relatives) much softer skin, changes in muscle density, redistribution of fat(gives some curves) and it also cause period like states in many(no blood just lots of ice cream and tears).

I see nothing weird in something that is natural to us. There many things humans do that is much weirder but you probably don't complain about those.
User avatar #69 - tinglyturtletaint (05/16/2013) [-]
Mutilate doesn't mean to remove it means to twist and deform. I have no problem with transexuals, and I accept that after a full switch they are female and not male and completely respect that. But I personally could never date someone who used to be a man. I've even met mtf's that I can admit are completely hot, but the second I think about doing anything with them physically, I mentally react the same I would if imagining me with a guy, which is to be put off by the idea. I'm not homophobic by any means (when I went through puberty I was totally open to the idea of being bi if I figured out I liked guys too, y'knw hormones and odd dreams sparking that doubt in me. but in the end realized I am purely straight) nor am I at all against the idea of transgenders.
#73 - tydrodron (05/16/2013) [-]
I find the same thing, I'm an MtF and I admit I would have a problem with having sex with another MtF, even post-op.

Here by the way is a definition for mutilate:

1. To deprive of a limb or an essential part; cripple.
2. To disfigure by damaging irreparably: mutilate a statue.
3. To make imperfect by excising or altering parts.

Turning a penis on a transsexual isn't any of these things, I feel that my pork sword is imperfect, and that I am deprived of something by not having a pussy instead.
User avatar #74 - tinglyturtletaint (05/16/2013) [-]
Well you are damaging irreparably the penis itself. It can never be a penis again. But still, yeah. And I know this way of thinking is wrong. I'm a massive cyberpunk nerd so the idea of replacing body parts, augmenting, genetic modification is something I think about a lot. To me, the actual "YOU" is the electrical data in your brain that makes up your conciousnes and while your physical body does affect the way that data forms, it's just a shell. Move my data to an entirely different body I'm still me. So I get that if they identify mentally as female they are for all intents and purposes female. But the way I FEEL is that if they were born a male, then their mind will always appear male to me. society were to reach a stage where we reach a certain age, then download our brains into a massive matrix like simulation, and the body then dies so the people are only data. And someone was, in the sim world, a female. Yet when they existed in the physical world a male that identified as a female. I still would never be able to quite shake that feeling even then I think.
#78 - tydrodron (05/16/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but that is just plain wrong.
The penis was wrong in the first place to me. Just like someone having reconstruction surgery after an accident, a transsexual is correcting their genitals.

As for your gender is in the mind thing, many Transsexuals are female in nature, we often acted like women before our transitions, e.g. Played with girls in school, hated sports, liked girly music. dressed in certain ways, liked long hair, cross dressing at a young age is common, etc.
The cliché of woman trapped in a mans body works for this.
User avatar #68 - markusantonius (05/16/2013) [-]
To me though using surgery and hormone pills just aint natural , I know thats an argument homophobes use but in our kingdom anamalia homosexuality is common but changing gender is rather rare and its the body itself that does it . Well that's enough destractions for one night gotta get back to studying for finals .
#71 - tydrodron (05/16/2013) [-]
Everything humans do is natural, we fall under nature.

I do know what you mean't by "aint natural" and I disagree, by that logic that "Unnatural" is bad everything that humans have accomplished is unnatural, glasses, jewellery, houses, cars, processed food, the computer you are reading this on now, the list is nearly infinite.
Now, while I disagree with you I'm not going to continue this further since I doubt I can change your mind since your objection is something along the lines of "Ewwww sound weird therefore it is bad"

I wish you luck with whatever you're studying.
#57 - I have no problem with L G B but its the T that weirds me out .  [+] (12 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Just an uplifting post +7
User avatar #107 - liftplus (05/16/2013) [-]
dude i'm bi and i'm not a fan of the "T" either they are fucking werid
#94 - bobbyshallunite (05/16/2013) [-]
yea i agree, especially since the new idea that everyone is "born this way". So if you were born a male, why would you change that even if you had a women's mentality? If you do, then you aren't accepting who you are.
#63 - tydrodron (05/16/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #65 - markusantonius (05/16/2013) [-]
the idea of using surgery to mutilate your genitals into looking like those of the opposite sex and using hormone pills to induce anatomical changes in order to look and sound like another gender just sounds really weird .
#66 - tydrodron (05/16/2013) [-]
It isn't.
First of all "Mutilate" isn't the right word here. You really don't lose a body part, it gets inverted not removed.

Second, hormones do nothing to ones voice, that's what voice training is. There is also a surgery option but it is dangerous and many just don't bother with it.

Third, the human body is able to change dramatically when the opposite sex-hormone is introduced, the changes include normal breast growth(around one to two size smaller than close female relatives, some times however they can grow to be the same size or larger than relatives) much softer skin, changes in muscle density, redistribution of fat(gives some curves) and it also cause period like states in many(no blood just lots of ice cream and tears).

I see nothing weird in something that is natural to us. There many things humans do that is much weirder but you probably don't complain about those.
User avatar #69 - tinglyturtletaint (05/16/2013) [-]
Mutilate doesn't mean to remove it means to twist and deform. I have no problem with transexuals, and I accept that after a full switch they are female and not male and completely respect that. But I personally could never date someone who used to be a man. I've even met mtf's that I can admit are completely hot, but the second I think about doing anything with them physically, I mentally react the same I would if imagining me with a guy, which is to be put off by the idea. I'm not homophobic by any means (when I went through puberty I was totally open to the idea of being bi if I figured out I liked guys too, y'knw hormones and odd dreams sparking that doubt in me. but in the end realized I am purely straight) nor am I at all against the idea of transgenders.
#73 - tydrodron (05/16/2013) [-]
I find the same thing, I'm an MtF and I admit I would have a problem with having sex with another MtF, even post-op.

Here by the way is a definition for mutilate:

1. To deprive of a limb or an essential part; cripple.
2. To disfigure by damaging irreparably: mutilate a statue.
3. To make imperfect by excising or altering parts.

Turning a penis on a transsexual isn't any of these things, I feel that my pork sword is imperfect, and that I am deprived of something by not having a pussy instead.
User avatar #74 - tinglyturtletaint (05/16/2013) [-]
Well you are damaging irreparably the penis itself. It can never be a penis again. But still, yeah. And I know this way of thinking is wrong. I'm a massive cyberpunk nerd so the idea of replacing body parts, augmenting, genetic modification is something I think about a lot. To me, the actual "YOU" is the electrical data in your brain that makes up your conciousnes and while your physical body does affect the way that data forms, it's just a shell. Move my data to an entirely different body I'm still me. So I get that if they identify mentally as female they are for all intents and purposes female. But the way I FEEL is that if they were born a male, then their mind will always appear male to me. society were to reach a stage where we reach a certain age, then download our brains into a massive matrix like simulation, and the body then dies so the people are only data. And someone was, in the sim world, a female. Yet when they existed in the physical world a male that identified as a female. I still would never be able to quite shake that feeling even then I think.
#78 - tydrodron (05/16/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but that is just plain wrong.
The penis was wrong in the first place to me. Just like someone having reconstruction surgery after an accident, a transsexual is correcting their genitals.

As for your gender is in the mind thing, many Transsexuals are female in nature, we often acted like women before our transitions, e.g. Played with girls in school, hated sports, liked girly music. dressed in certain ways, liked long hair, cross dressing at a young age is common, etc.
The cliché of woman trapped in a mans body works for this.
User avatar #68 - markusantonius (05/16/2013) [-]
To me though using surgery and hormone pills just aint natural , I know thats an argument homophobes use but in our kingdom anamalia homosexuality is common but changing gender is rather rare and its the body itself that does it . Well that's enough destractions for one night gotta get back to studying for finals .
#71 - tydrodron (05/16/2013) [-]
Everything humans do is natural, we fall under nature.

I do know what you mean't by "aint natural" and I disagree, by that logic that "Unnatural" is bad everything that humans have accomplished is unnatural, glasses, jewellery, houses, cars, processed food, the computer you are reading this on now, the list is nearly infinite.
Now, while I disagree with you I'm not going to continue this further since I doubt I can change your mind since your objection is something along the lines of "Ewwww sound weird therefore it is bad"

I wish you luck with whatever you're studying.
User avatar #58 - fireblazing (05/16/2013) [-]
me too
#3 - Picture 05/15/2013 on What is 150 yards long and... +8
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#10 - high density asteroid fields are either rare or non existent ,… 05/11/2013 on The odds, don't tell me them. +7
#7 - Shouldn't be a problem with this baby  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Scott +3
User avatar #38 - dreadscythe (05/11/2013) [-]
nah you would need 100 of those
User avatar #10 - keiishiyama (05/11/2013) [-]
I love that I know where this is from.
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