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Age: 21
Interests: firearms
Date Signed Up:1/28/2012
Last Login:12/15/2014
Location:San Diego California
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Comment Ranking:#22033
Highest Content Rank:#17059
Highest Comment Rank:#1841
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#8 - having one slice of bacon is awesome. Having two is just dandy .  [+] (4 new replies) 02/13/2014 on For my birthday +40
User avatar #10 - timmity (02/13/2014) [-]
that doesent answer my question, you only have one penis, what if they were swiss rolls, one is great, 2 is great but 2 at the same time is just messy and unsatisfying
User avatar #12 - kyrozor (02/13/2014) [-]
You have a mouth, hands feet and so do they.

Let me guess you're an under the covers missionary sort of guy eh?
User avatar #16 - timmity (02/13/2014) [-]
no, I`m anyway with anyone under certain conditions. an orgy is understanable, a threesome is not
#26 - captainwow (02/13/2014) [-]
You've typed the words "messy and unsatisfying" twice when referring to eating more than one of something. Then you say "an orgy is understandable". Level with me here, do YOU even know what the fuck you're talking about?
#43 - Picture 02/12/2014 on GIF DUMP 0
#84 - the brother getting married never paid for the hooker . For al…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2014 on Escort -1
User avatar #93 - articulate (02/11/2014) [-]
Or she knew that he didn't know or else she wouldn't have hid it and he would know.
#8 - if anything this is a big win. You pay a hooker to bang your b…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Escort +119
#128 - gearshift (02/11/2014) [-]
A couple of months later he finds out she does other men for a living, they break up, she takes all his shit and money, he has to pay her alimony for the rest of their lives, she tells him his brother hired her to sleep with him, the brother no longer recognises op as a brother and tries to sue him for damages, he is shamed by all his relatives for what he's done and becomes a social outcast. Devastated by the divorce and the deception by his only brother, whom he trusted with his life, op's brother turned to alcohol and crime. Op tries to support him but slowly becomes bankrupt as the world seems to turn against him. The former wife cannot focus on her work and keeps thinking of op's brother, and eventually she goes to talk to him, only to find him in a drunken and violent stupor and is beaten into a coma. The brother sobers up to find what he's done and decides to end it all. Then op comes home from his bottom end, life draining job to find bloodied walls and corpses in his home. That was the last time anyone has seen or heard of OP.

Before long, op has been missing for 3 months, and the inky trace of him the police or anyone else could find was a post on Funnyjunk explaining how this all started.
User avatar #11 - articulate (02/11/2014) [-]
Who says she loves him?
User avatar #84 - markusantonius (02/11/2014) [-]
the brother getting married never paid for the hooker . For all she knew when she met him was that some dude gave her money to fuck this guy then one thing led to another
User avatar #93 - articulate (02/11/2014) [-]
Or she knew that he didn't know or else she wouldn't have hid it and he would know.
#13 - amuzen (02/11/2014) [-]
Huh your post made me feel super cynical and dirty because I was just going to say,

that's entirely irrelevant as long they're happy.
#49 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
it's relevant if she lives on his dime and still gets half his shit after the divorce
#2 - The Black Death did bring about the Renascence 02/06/2014 on too many people 0
#342 - Good thing I only date orphans. ( something my older sister po… 02/06/2014 on Meeting your girlfriends... +2
#34 - The whole point of the war was to unite the various german ter… 02/06/2014 on campagne des 18 jours 0
#8 - what do 2 billion whites , blacks , and asians call one jew ? … 02/05/2014 on Checkmate 0
#5 - Picture 02/05/2014 on DayZ +2
#15 - not to mention the franco prussian war .  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2014 on campagne des 18 jours +7
User avatar #19 - ChromedDragon (02/05/2014) [-]
did they not learn?
User avatar #21 - teoragnar (02/05/2014) [-]
Mh, but Franco-Prussian war was a success?
User avatar #34 - markusantonius (02/06/2014) [-]
The whole point of the war was to unite the various german territories into a single nation . The whole plan was conceived by Otto Von Bizmark . It went incredibly well.
#16 - the Nazis planned a knockout punch to the soviets but when it …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on Kebab +1
User avatar #24 - smithforprez (02/05/2014) [-]
if they had ignored the balkans and fuckin stalingrad and gone strait for moscow they would have won. probably a good thing hitler was too dumb to listen to his generals though.
#25 - Picture 02/02/2014 on Tryouts 0
#34 - Hard to believe this **** is legal. 02/02/2014 on YOOOOOO 0
#171 - What kind of ****** gives a small framed woman a …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2014 on girls with guns +3
User avatar #185 - VincentKing (02/01/2014) [-]
one that has a video camera on them
#31 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/30/2014 on America according to Europeans -1
User avatar #43 - jukuku (01/30/2014) [-]
Too bad there are fucking morons who think space exploration is a giant waste.
User avatar #37 - boomerpyro (01/30/2014) [-]
is that WIND blowing by the flag i see?
User avatar #39 - friedgreenpomatoes (01/30/2014) [-]
Nope. The moon has no wind, so it's held up by a metal rod.
User avatar #40 - boomerpyro (01/30/2014) [-]
i know the moon has no wind, that was my point.
User avatar #32 - thisisspartah (01/30/2014) [-]
yeah, pretty much just that.
#5 - Guess its time again 01/28/2014 on UN is being serious! +6
#71 - mfw my little brother offered me some this afternoon  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on It kills a man +18
#81 - wolviewolverine (01/21/2014) [-]
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you are the cause of this, little bro
#88 - Picture 01/16/2014 on lvl 100 nope +1
#77 - Accommodating you shouldn't be a problem , participation in gr… 01/16/2014 on What's wrong with the youth... +6
#131 - Halo 01/14/2014 on I Want To Know 0
#49 - Picture 01/13/2014 on Clifford the Big Red Dog 0
#12 - Picture 01/10/2014 on Im da hoe 0
#73 - The time for revolution has come. 01/10/2014 on Japan throughout the years +6
#27 - HFW gun control failed to be even voted on in the senate .  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2014 on When clogs are at their worst +3
User avatar #31 - pebar (01/10/2014) [-]
Hitler Finds Out Gun Control Failed In The Senate Hue
#4 - my God . Family guy foretold of this. 01/09/2014 on Oldie but goodie +16
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