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Oh, and people need to realise OC doesn't make it good, just a gripe.

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#29230 - FIT FAGS If any of you guys could answer my political poll…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +2
User avatar #29235 - marinepenguin (04/11/2015) [-]
Link to poll?
#5758 - Wondering if any mod would wanna support this poll. I'm p…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
User avatar #5761 - posttwo (04/11/2015) [-]
I gave it a thumb
#103629 - Gimme your views you filthy racists/zionist scumbags. …  [+] (78 new replies) 04/11/2015 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #103649 - unforgivenfive (04/11/2015) [-]
Also I'm probably the only zionist on the board
User avatar #103663 - cleverguy (04/11/2015) [-]
i support israel, silly
User avatar #103660 - lulzforalpsplane (04/11/2015) [-]
define zionist
User avatar #103689 - unforgivenfive (04/12/2015) [-]
Belief that A Jewish homeland/state should be in the holy land. and that it should have some measure of religiosity in its gov't
User avatar #103691 - lulzforalpsplane (04/12/2015) [-]
i think Jews should have the freedom to do so
User avatar #103693 - lulzforalpsplane (04/12/2015) [-]
like religious Jews, I'm more of an agnostic theist but I follow some stuff like the special events and keeping partly kosher
User avatar #103696 - unforgivenfive (04/12/2015) [-]
We should totally have a study group.
I bet that eventually I can turn you into a sort of religious jew..like me
orthodox in belief
almost secular in practice
#103708 - lulzforalpsplane has deleted their comment.
User avatar #103717 - unforgivenfive (04/12/2015) [-]
You calling me brainwashed?
I gone back and forth between agnosticism and Theism 2 times in my life.
neither time did I feel was anyone Brainwashing me
User avatar #103718 - lulzforalpsplane (04/12/2015) [-]
Well kinda but not in a way meant to offend you, like I said I like religion.
User avatar #103719 - unforgivenfive (04/12/2015) [-]
well you offended me saying my belief in god was someone elses doing.
I read others peoples books yes. but the Torah was my main source for coming back.plus my experience
User avatar #103720 - lulzforalpsplane (04/12/2015) [-]
It's cool. I'm no fedora tippin fucking neckbeard atheist, I understand everyone has a different upbringing and perspective. I don't believe in the concept of a personal god, I think its illogical, immoral and a fallacy in itself. I'm not gonna bother arguing it but that's why I'm an agnostic theist.
User avatar #103692 - unforgivenfive (04/12/2015) [-]
Ok so thats 3 zionists
a minority standpoint for sure on this site
#103654 - syrianassassin (04/11/2015) [-]
#103648 - syrianassassin (04/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #103656 - lulzforalpsplane (04/11/2015) [-]
Why is Zionism wrong even though a Caliphate is ok?
User avatar #103657 - syrianassassin (04/11/2015) [-]
why is Nazism is wrong even though Zionism is ok?
User avatar #103690 - unforgivenfive (04/12/2015) [-]
because Nazism in order to work called for a genocide.
zionism doesnt call for a genocide. and doesnt start wars. whereas Nazism was almost soley responsible for WWII
User avatar #103702 - whoozy (04/12/2015) [-]
Incorrect
A lot of that blame goes to Russia and Japan
User avatar #103716 - unforgivenfive (04/12/2015) [-]
we're talking in the context of the holocaust.
User avatar #103741 - whoozy (04/12/2015) [-]
The Holocaust didn't start the war
The invasion of Poland did
User avatar #103694 - syrianassassin (04/12/2015) [-]
>zionist doesnt call for genocide

gas yourself
User avatar #103695 - unforgivenfive (04/12/2015) [-]
>implying Islamism doesnt call for genocide

Behead yourself
User avatar #103697 - syrianassassin (04/12/2015) [-]
really implying?

oh no wonder why we saved the jews from the byzantine and we didn't slaughter them

User avatar #103715 - unforgivenfive (04/12/2015) [-]
Islamism not Islam
User avatar #103724 - syrianassassin (04/12/2015) [-]
do i look ISIS with PhD?
#103725 - unforgivenfive (04/12/2015) [-]
no...more like this.
Islamism is just another word for Islamic extremism
#103726 - syrianassassin (04/12/2015) [-]
ah i will book you a ticket to Mosul if you wanna talk to them
#103727 - unforgivenfive (04/12/2015) [-]
I'll send my friend who just moved from the IDF to the marine Corps. as an emissary
#103728 - syrianassassin (04/12/2015) [-]
tank war?

sweet
User avatar #103729 - unforgivenfive (04/12/2015) [-]
Its gonna happen eventually. I just hope the middle east bands together to take them out first
User avatar #103730 - syrianassassin (04/12/2015) [-]
well

dont you see these are the end of times?
User avatar #103731 - unforgivenfive (04/12/2015) [-]
end of times is gonna suppossedly be another 300 years or so.

fun fact. the Hebrew year 5700 (the 300 years before moshiach comes
started september 14, 1939. 13 days after the german invasion of poland.
User avatar #103745 - whoozy (04/12/2015) [-]
Oh please
How many times has the world been supposed to end? I remember multiple in my own life span
User avatar #103765 - unforgivenfive (04/12/2015) [-]
the coming of the messiah doesnt mean the end of the world

do you even read my links? www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/108400/jewish/The-End-of-Days.htm

its not an end to all days..just the days we count now
User avatar #103769 - whoozy (04/12/2015) [-]
Wasn't that supposed to be the year of 2000? Or is that Christian faith? I keep getting them mixed up.
User avatar #103776 - unforgivenfive (04/12/2015) [-]
Chritians keep guessing the Date because their is no rule against it. they want jesus back

the talmud is the only source of that year 6000. After that we dont guess when he will come. Most jews dont even pay attention to that guess anyway..as a man made it and put our faith in god.Most jews patiently await Moshiach. we pray he will come Everyday. not on special days of insignificance like 12.21.12 or other 1.1.00 those dates are unsubstantiated.
User avatar #103732 - syrianassassin (04/12/2015) [-]
well.

the end of times come when people forget there is god.

thanks to fedora tippers.
User avatar #103744 - whoozy (04/12/2015) [-]
The end of our time comes when humanity has expended The Earths resources.
#103786 - syrianassassin (04/12/2015) [-]
#103783 - syrianassassin (04/12/2015) [-]
secrets are secrets.

aint revealing it for filth
User avatar #103785 - whoozy (04/12/2015) [-]
We're all filth syrian
You'll realise that one day
User avatar #103774 - syrianassassin (04/12/2015) [-]
yah yah

no wonder why some mod i know called you a pessimist
User avatar #103781 - whoozy (04/12/2015) [-]
Ooh this is interesting
Give me the name of the mod and I'll shut up for a couple of days
User avatar #103772 - syrianassassin (04/12/2015) [-]
and you will know why :^ )
User avatar #103773 - whoozy (04/12/2015) [-]
Yes I will
Because we're unwilling to regulate birth rates and take care of what we've got.
#103767 - syrianassassin (04/12/2015) [-]
holy fuck.

i didnt say anything and he said.

and telling me i said.
User avatar #103771 - whoozy (04/12/2015) [-]
Holy shit you're dense.
You literally said the world would end when people stop believing in god
User avatar #103764 - syrianassassin (04/12/2015) [-]
yah where did i say it??????

where is the magic??????????????
User avatar #103766 - whoozy (04/12/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/religion/103731#103731
Here is mr unforgiven

funnyjunk.com/religion/103732#103732
Heres you

Believing in an end by gods hand is a belief in the supernatural. A belief in the supernatural is a belief in magic.
User avatar #103760 - syrianassassin (04/12/2015) [-]
>Your description of the end is "with magic". It's a fiction of your imagination that has no place in the real world.

where did i??
User avatar #103763 - whoozy (04/12/2015) [-]
I watched you your discussion with unforgiven
"Prophecy" and "Judgement Day" = Magic
User avatar #103754 - syrianassassin (04/12/2015) [-]
uh what????

dont tell it isnt possible for us to go to the moon or another planet just to dig for resources.

humanity have bright future of it. but there are things must be stopped.

its long list i will describe it when will the world will end.
User avatar #103758 - whoozy (04/12/2015) [-]
The Moon? The Moon is a giant rock, what are you going to grab from it? I mean travelling there costs obscene amount of resources.

Humanity is facing mass extinction unless we manage our planet better. I hope we'll manage but I seriously doubt it.

Your description of the end is "with magic". It's a fiction of your imagination that has no place in the real world.
User avatar #103747 - syrianassassin (04/12/2015) [-]
they will find a way to make another way for resources.

but when earth is riddled with filth. this is the time when every hopes and dreams flies away and nothing but utter misery shall come .
User avatar #103749 - whoozy (04/12/2015) [-]
You can't make more resources out of nothing. We've got one planet. Once chance.
With our ludicrous overpopulation and waste of resources I'm not sure how long we're going to last.

Don't explain the real world with magic. It breeds ignorance.
User avatar #103658 - lulzforalpsplane (04/11/2015) [-]
I'm just asking you why is what the Jews want different from what Muslims want? By comparing both to Nazism your only proving my point...
#103659 - syrianassassin (04/11/2015) [-]
arabs and jews

not muslims and jews

jews as ethnic not religiously
User avatar #103661 - lulzforalpsplane (04/11/2015) [-]
I'm asking based on religion, Muslims want Muslim controlled governments and the Jews want there own, so why are you being hypocritical?


"I'm just asking you why is what the Jews want different from what Muslims want? By comparing both to Nazism your only proving my point..."
#103662 - syrianassassin (04/11/2015) [-]
wait what

this isnt religious war..

its ethnic political war.

so basically arabs (all kind of arabs are harmed) and the jews
User avatar #103664 - lulzforalpsplane (04/11/2015) [-]
No I'm not talking about a war.

I'm saying Jews believe they want a homeland for themselves (Zionism) and muslims do too (caliphate). So why do you bash "zionists" but not muslims who want a caliphate... It's called hypocrisy.
User avatar #103698 - qosfortyone (04/12/2015) [-]
Do you mean the terrorist organization called ISIS when you talk about muslims wanting a caliphate? Because as of now they are the only ones who are fighting to establish a caliphate. They are also called terrorists and are fought even by the extreme saudi arabia.
User avatar #103700 - lulzforalpsplane (04/12/2015) [-]
...you do understand all the countries in the Middle East are theocratic and based on Islamic law right? That's an established caliphate, it's Zionism but on a massive scale. and by far worse obv
#103898 - qosfortyone (04/13/2015) [-]
if the caliphate is already established then who is the caliph?

you do know the meaning of Caliphate right? or are you just throwing that word around and hoping it sticks?

its the Muslim countries right now and every one of them have their own leader.
if you think they are all under one flag you are wrong
there is no one Supreme leader leading them all

now ISIS, the terrorists, want that changed they want their leader, Abu bakr al baghdadi, to be the caliph and establish the caliphate in the Sham region. later on they aim to expand that to all the middle east.
and don't give me " it's Zionism but on a massive scale."
Yes ISIS is like Zionism, Quoting from unforgivenfive post #103689
"Belief that A Jewish homeland/state should be in the holy land. and that it should have some measure of religiosity in its gov't"
switch jews with muslims and you have what ISIS wants to establish
and what are ISIS called? T E R R O R I S T S
User avatar #103905 - unforgivenfive (04/13/2015) [-]
The difference between Any form of nationalism...but in this case jewish and muslim nationalism. is the means to which they achieve their goal.
Zionism asked the countries in charge at the time...from1917-1948 mainly great Brittan(who passed the choice on to the UN) to consider their wish for statehood. they didnt start a war, they didnt commit to a religious genocide, and they tried to better the land even before it was israel.

tell me....Has Daesh done ANY of that...or are they just sucking Iraq Dry for its resources and taking advantage of syria's desire for a non oppressive Gov't to start a proxy war?
#103907 - qosfortyone (04/13/2015) [-]
I'm not saying ISIS is like Zions I'm just proving him wrong on the point of Muslims being a caliphate right now.

sure they didn't want war, but war is what they caused and war is what they got. all the unrest in the area started when Israel formed.

included is a picture of Palestine in yellow and Israel in green over the years. sure the arabs initiated the war, but what would you expect when you suddenly take away land from a holy place. did the british even think this through or were they high on their victory to think anything through. The strong nationalism and sense of brotherhood between all arabian countries would heavily imply they would defend against invaders. Yes they were invaders in the arabs eyes, sure it was theirs hundred of years ago but now its the Palistanians', and they won't give it up easily.as you can see from the picture, The UN planned it so that the land would be devided almost 50/50. The Arabs refused so Israel took 77%.
#103666 - syrianassassin (04/11/2015) [-]
zion dindu nuffin
User avatar #103674 - lulzforalpsplane (04/11/2015) [-]
I watched the video, the same can be said for Muhammed, who conquered huge amounts of land. So if you compare the Jewish state of Israel is far better then the conquest-made, Islamic nations of the middle east... So what is the difference? If anything it seems that the muslims were the biggest Zionists there own kind of zionism mind you of all...
#104140 - qosfortyone (04/15/2015) [-]
btw
#103675 - syrianassassin (04/11/2015) [-]
conquer??


by repeling to our enemies attacks.

and not conquering like the zions by destroying homes you cunt
User avatar #103668 - lulzforalpsplane (04/11/2015) [-]
well your only making yourself look hypocritical by not answering the question. I could just as easily say Muhammed dindu nuffin
#103670 - syrianassassin (04/11/2015) [-]
the video is hard for you i know

thats good to hear

zion dindu nuffin
User avatar #103671 - lulzforalpsplane (04/11/2015) [-]
I haven't even clicked it yet. Why are you evading my question? It seems like your being purposefully evasive

Am I not right, unforgivenfive?
User avatar #103687 - unforgivenfive (04/12/2015) [-]
ye
User avatar #103672 - syrianassassin (04/11/2015) [-]
the video answers your question

#103645 - masterboll (04/11/2015) [-]
are you one of those "my right wing shitposts and groupie circlejerking is rubbing off onto le fj army. omg we're so influential." faggots?

ive seen quiet a few of them on here.

i wonder if these shitposting rejects get some kind of sense of achievement from their confirmation biases.
User avatar #103642 - unforgivenfive (04/11/2015) [-]
I voted center left...but yeah dude you need to use a better spectrum
#103640 - ragnarfag (04/11/2015) [-]
>Left/Right political spectrum
Kill yourself
#13428 - Politics poll, would love to hear /guns/ views, wond…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2015 on /guns/ board 0
User avatar #13435 - mexicandudeinsd (04/12/2015) [-]
>/k/ rejects
tbh i dont even like that board
#10580336 - I made a simple political poll, please check it out guys! 04/11/2015 on Autism Board 0
#2 - Yeah a good idea. Unfortunately with this cheapo-easy poll…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2015 on LET'S GET POLITICAL FJ 0
User avatar #3 - thepizzadevourer (04/11/2015) [-]
Ah well, I was afraid that was impossible to do. If you get some significant data maybe see if that's possible to do in the future.
#44 - No, content should and hopefully will receive praise because i…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on How the sytem works 0
#48 - nietzschis (03/09/2015) [-]
You Are right. I see this as a comic about frustrations though, but you are right
#51 - Affirmative action is **** and really just illogical. … 02/24/2015 on Diversity fo Tyrone 0
#192 - Haha thats great, I had no idea. But, as gerfox said, the pict… 12/21/2014 on Random fact Comp #63 0
#21 - This dude is Ramsay MacDonald, British Prime Minister in 1924 …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Random fact Comp #63 +89
#183 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
and also Bruce lee got fucked up in that movie Dragon dude got his back broken
User avatar #138 - exerthaddock (12/21/2014) [-]
"With his mane of hair and bristling moustache, Cole was often confused with British prime minister Ramsay Macdonald, causing dismay in public when he launched into a fierce attack on Labour Party policy. His own sister Annie married Neville Chamberlain" ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horace_de_Vere_Cole ) How's that for citing your sources?
User avatar #192 - markeywo (12/21/2014) [-]
Haha thats great, I had no idea. But, as gerfox said, the picture is actually MacDonald. Not gonna lie, I envy both men for their fuckin legendary mustaches.
#162 - gerfox (12/21/2014) [-]
That might be, but the picture used in this comp is indeed of Macdonald, and not Cole.
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