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mariox

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/13/2010
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:United States
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Comment Ranking:#1734
Highest Content Rank:#4458
Highest Comment Rank:#1096
Content Thumbs: 370 total,  565 ,  195
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Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 33 Content: Peasant → Level 34 Content: Peasant
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Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:3
Content Views:24951
Times Content Favorited:26 times
Total Comments Made:3125
FJ Points:6408
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latest user's comments

#60 - To sum it up: Feminist being feminist. A lot of "Hate on …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2015 on Saltbook -10
#65 - tirithon (11/24/2015) [-]
A lot of "hate on blacks" ? Excuse me, but i thought it was a lot of hate on white cis males who didnt check their privileges on a regular basis. Tbh on all popular media blacks are being backed by everyone cause they are apparently a bunch of dindo muffins.
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#66 - mariox (11/24/2015) [-]
Probably should have phrased that better, I am running on an hour or so of sleep. I meant "Black Lives Matter", lots of things have happened within the year against black people. The hate on cis white males is the Tumblr/worst side of feminism deciding to take action by hating on the "norm".
#156 - According to someone here, some guy saw concept art and drew p… 11/24/2015 on I'm dying +5
#50 - If you wanna get more ****** up, just found out she was… 11/23/2015 on Supergirl 0
#7 - His typing is the real killer here. 11/23/2015 on i am sorry, what? +38
#9 - Did... did really she photoshop her earring off... she didn't … 11/23/2015 on Anita is the master of... 0
#74 - All in all it looks nice, good job Gearboy. 11/23/2015 on Gaming Moments: Fallout 4 (2) 0
#39 - Ran in great on my pc, had some frame drops when the weird lig… 11/23/2015 on Sans Reloaded 0
#38 - Well that explains why the style sounded familiar, thanks for …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2015 on Anger Management with Bob Ross +2
#39 - gruntmastr (11/23/2015) [-]
No Problem
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#42 - coffinsalesman (11/23/2015) [-]
Red green best canadians
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#46 - gruntmastr (11/23/2015) [-]
Damn Straight
#32 - No one said you have to like her friends and vice versa, ask h… 11/23/2015 on sharing a twin bed +1
#31 - PBS sort already did:  [+] (5 new replies) 11/23/2015 on Anger Management with Bob Ross +7
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#37 - gruntmastr (11/23/2015) [-]
Not PBS, Melodysheep did it for PBS
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#38 - mariox (11/23/2015) [-]
Well that explains why the style sounded familiar, thanks for the info bud.
#39 - gruntmastr (11/23/2015) [-]
No Problem
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#42 - coffinsalesman (11/23/2015) [-]
Red green best canadians
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#46 - gruntmastr (11/23/2015) [-]
Damn Straight
#96 - "Sup bro, how was the con?" 11/22/2015 on The answer is always rape,... +4
#57 - I've never modded but I can BETA test the **** out of w… 11/22/2015 on Does FJ want it's own Fo4 Mod? 0
#31 - The Toriel and Sans thing was (somewhat) hinted at in the game… 11/22/2015 on No more resets 0
#14 - Why would you untie her?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2015 on My new phone cover and lock... +16
#32 - anon (11/22/2015) [-]
Unlocking phone
Unbinding animoo

it makes sense
#15 - I'll lay on your lap. 11/22/2015 on Confirm? +1
#14 - New Jersey was cool. I believe the scale was something like th… 11/21/2015 on A shitty grade system 0
#166 - Don't worry, you'll get your chance, most, if not all, of my s…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2015 on Fucking Savage 0
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#170 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/21/2015) [-]
Thanks man
#164 - That's a great picture, here's another. 11/21/2015 on Fucking Savage +1
#163 - Picture 11/21/2015 on Fucking Savage +1
#162 - Nah, you my ***** .  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2015 on Fucking Savage +1
#165 - thunderpony (11/21/2015) [-]
yay
#9 - I'm more impressed that he used Excel correctly to make this. 11/21/2015 on Standings +2
#19 - High school in America: 12th Grade/Seniors 11th Grade/…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2015 on Anon meets a qt +42
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#85 - milkyhammer (11/21/2015) [-]
* 9th Grade/Shark Bait
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#93 - YllekNayr (11/21/2015) [-]
HOO HA HA
#97 - theblobbiest (11/21/2015) [-]
You win
#3 - Slightly above average master race.  [+] (45 new replies) 11/21/2015 on Fucking Savage +499
#133 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/21/2015) [-]
7.5"x5.5"
Still unused, but it's size the only hope I have left
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#166 - mariox (11/21/2015) [-]
Don't worry, you'll get your chance, most, if not all, of my short(er) friends have gotten laid enough to put Genghis Kong to shame. Just you wait for your time to shine my friend.
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#170 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/21/2015) [-]
Thanks man
#155 - dinonator (11/21/2015) [-]
''7.5''
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#160 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/21/2015) [-]
That gif made me laugh harder than I expected.
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#110 - viridiandusk (11/21/2015) [-]
Am I the only guy around here that has never measured his dick?
#118 - scandalouszander (11/21/2015) [-]
but heres the big question. have you tried to suck it?
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#127 - mondprinzessin (11/21/2015) [-]
tried
#128 - scandalouszander (11/21/2015) [-]
there's two types of men, guys who try
and liars. welcome to the club
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#145 - kingdork (11/21/2015) [-]
And guys who succeed
#152 - scandalouszander (11/21/2015) [-]
like i said guys who try and liars
you have to try to succeed
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#116 - yunoavailable (11/21/2015) [-]
probably
#103 - thunderpony (11/21/2015) [-]
My nigga
#162 - mariox (11/21/2015) [-]
Nah, you my nigga.
#165 - thunderpony (11/21/2015) [-]
yay
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#96 - semilunarknight (11/21/2015) [-]
what's average and how do you measure?
Do you push in the base a bit or what?
#108 - emperorwatergate (11/21/2015) [-]
Average is about 5.5 inches.
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#129 - awesomedoge (11/21/2015) [-]
I still think thats a lie, Cause if you see that youre above average youre fucking hyped. So, to give many people this ego boost, why not tell them that its pretty low.

Shower thoughts i guess
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#119 - tylosaurus (11/21/2015) [-]
Depends on country, really.
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#107 - ssjkirby (11/21/2015) [-]
You have to do it flaccid. Also you have to sit in an ice water bath for at least 20 minutes before you measure.

10 inches is average. Anything less than 7 in will never please a woman.
#146 - anon (11/21/2015) [-]
Shit cracks me up
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#131 - buddywuggle (11/21/2015) [-]
if I do flaccid that would be in the centimeter range.
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#113 - mitters (11/21/2015) [-]
Wait why flaccid

Im a grower

Mine is small when its flaccid but the monster unleashes like goku goes super sayain 3 when arroused
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#117 - yunoavailable (11/21/2015) [-]
hes fucking with you
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#115 - redwrench (11/21/2015) [-]
Probably because he's
shitposting
#88 - lordsepulchure (11/21/2015) [-]
#163 - mariox (11/21/2015) [-]
#71 - erotictentacle (11/21/2015) [-]
My man
#69 - blubblub (11/21/2015) [-]
yeah brotha
#164 - mariox (11/21/2015) [-]
That's a great picture, here's another.
#32 - shatt (11/21/2015) [-]
Probably slightly below average plebians
#53 - epicactual (11/21/2015) [-]
I'm one to talk
#44 - anon (11/21/2015) [-]
from some sex addicts tumblr
#46 - anon (11/21/2015) [-]
link for those who wants to her nudes viviminx.com/
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#104 - becauseoprahsaidso (11/21/2015) [-]
I bet her dad is proud
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#41 - thealmightyantler (11/21/2015) [-]
Average is 4 inches. Idk what that translates into in commie measurements tho.
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#89 - strelokkk (11/21/2015) [-]
Metric system -> "commie measurements"

Thank you for the chuckle, brah
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#58 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2015) [-]
I've heard 6 inch was average
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#64 - icytime (11/21/2015) [-]
5-6
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#51 - zaxzwim (11/21/2015) [-]
where is that avarage?
#50 - anon (11/21/2015) [-]
Average is 5.5 inches.
#66 - ainise (11/21/2015) [-]
www.nhs.uk/Livewell/penis-health/Pages/penis-size.aspx

"For adults, the average penis size is about 14-16cm (5.5-6.3 inches) when erect. The average girth for an erect penis is 12-13cm (4.7-5.1 inches)."

It goes on to say:
" A much higher percentage of women (85%) were satisfied with their partner's penis size than the percentage of men (55%) who were satisfied with their own penis size."

Professor Wylie says: "It may come as a surprise to some young men, but most women have very little interest in the size of their penis and that's been shown in numerous studies over time."
He says research shows that when it comes to sex, women are much more interested in whether you are romantic, tender and sensitive to their needs and desires than your penis size.

Long story short: Stop worrying about the size of yo dick. Sex isn't about penetration, it's about the entire evening. Foreplay doesn't start in the bedroom, it often starts at the dinner table, for her. It's all about the mood and then it's all about pleasure. A woman can have a wonderful experience without a penis - just ask any Lesbian.

'sides, if your dick is over 3 inches, you've pretty much got what girls need. If it's not, They have penis extenders. So dudes, stop worrying 'bout the size of your willy. Nobody cares except sluts.
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#143 - nerozerohero (11/21/2015) [-]
It's weird to be Exactly Just above average if going off of that.
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#68 - ifightdragons (11/21/2015) [-]
okay your comment scared the shit outta me because for some reason i thought my girth was 3 inches and average i went and checked that shit and thankfully i was wrong
#42 - anon (11/21/2015) [-]
no way it's 4 inches. that'd make me pretty large, by comparison. pretty sure I don't have what would be called a big dick.
#9 - Its sort of both. You have way more freedom but with it comes … 11/20/2015 on Professor +1
#25 - Thanks, I'll just about read any and all manga/hentai. Except …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2015 on Jesusfuckingchrist 0
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#27 - polarpulse (11/20/2015) [-]
but everyone thinks its weird I do ahegao/hentai reaction pics I find it funny and silly

but its a bit tiring when i wake up to 20 notifications of people asking about sauce, but that's when happens when your in a sit with 100s of horny kids
#26 - polarpulse (11/20/2015) [-]
so that's basically cheating kinda

My fetishes have no bounds

something I can't stand is skat tho, that's gross

the rest is pretty great orc dicks pig dicks bestaility, maybe some gore, tentacles, cum feeding, alot of morbid things like that

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User avatar #22 - whomadewho (10/20/2011) [-]
i got bored so i thumbed up all your content
User avatar #23 to #25 - mariox (10/20/2011) [-]
They're pretty crap, but thanks!
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User avatar #21 to #23 - mariox (05/19/2011) [-]
You will be missed........
User avatar #17 - DiePotatoDie (05/16/2011) [-]
AHHHHHH
User avatar #18 to #20 - mariox (05/16/2011) [-]
Die potato
User avatar #14 to #13 - mariox (03/21/2011) [-]
love furry, keep uploading!
User avatar #11 - whomadewho (03/03/2011) [-]
hello
User avatar #12 to #11 - mariox (03/03/2011) [-]
hey
User avatar #3 - iMJesus (01/20/2011) [-]
Who;s this?
User avatar #4 to #3 - mariox (01/20/2011) [-]
a penguin
User avatar #5 to #4 - iMJesus (01/20/2011) [-]
No why'd you FR me?
User avatar #6 to #5 - mariox (01/20/2011) [-]
I like to friend and subscribe to people just to see what will make me laugh and make my day
User avatar #7 to #6 - iMJesus (01/20/2011) [-]
Ok i'll accept in a lil
User avatar #1 - whomadewho (01/20/2011) [-]
hello
User avatar #2 to #1 - mariox (01/20/2011) [-]
hey
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