Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

marinepenguin    

Rank #1913 on Comments
marinepenguin Avatar Level 276 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Offline
Send mail to marinepenguin Block marinepenguin Invite marinepenguin to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 19
Youtube Channel: Leonard2580
Steam Profile: Leonard2580
Consoles Owned: XBOX,PC
X-box Gamertag: LEONARDS6
Interests: Hanging out, being stupid with friends, sports, working out, video games.
Date Signed Up:1/24/2011
Last Login:9/03/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3051
Comment Ranking:#1913
Highest Content Rank:#1552
Highest Comment Rank:#1356
Content Thumbs: 7461 total,  8495 ,  1034
Comment Thumbs: 8014 total,  10024 ,  2010
Content Level Progress: 82% (82/100)
Level 172 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 173 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 73% (73/100)
Level 276 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:4
Content Views:238422
Times Content Favorited:875 times
Total Comments Made:5825
FJ Points:7271
Favorite Tags: shit (3) | dont (2) | facebook (2) | Gay (2) | is (2) | You (2)

latest user's comments

#100958 - Why exactly did you split up?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#100960 - renneta has deleted their comment.
User avatar #101055 - marinepenguin (10/28/2013) [-]
How long were you together? Was it a long time, like over 6 months? Or was it just for less time then that?
#101131 - renneta has deleted their comment.
#132 - My first time took nearly 2 hours. I've heard if you don't use… 10/27/2013 on Abstinence 0
#30 - Pretty sure that's what they based the zombie fungus from the … 10/23/2013 on 10/10 would make s'mores +3
#357 - My girlfriend has a pitbull named Patches, and has had him sin… 10/22/2013 on Read desc too 0
#100134 - In the way that they'll be naturally gifted in combat, excelle… 10/20/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#100133 - The first step to solving a problem is recognizing that there … 10/20/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#159 - I have a girlfriend too and pretty much all my free time is de… 10/20/2013 on Social Gaming +1
#119 - goddammit how did I **** that up 10/20/2013 on ghost sneeze -3
#118 - ho  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on ghost sneeze -2
User avatar #119 - marinepenguin (10/20/2013) [-]
goddammit how did I fuck that up
#122 - Too bad that having a job and going to school take up all my t…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Social Gaming +1
#138 - kndz (10/20/2013) [-]
I feel your pain bro, I just got into DCUO and DUST they are all MMOs...MFW University and Full time job and wife and house.
User avatar #159 - marinepenguin (10/20/2013) [-]
I have a girlfriend too and pretty much all my free time is dedicated to her. Not that I mind it, just would be cool to have an extra 8 hours of the day to just game.
#87 - with your dick 10/19/2013 on student suspended 0
#100 - how dare you stand where he stood 10/19/2013 on push the button 0
#99923 - I live in southern Illinois actually, bout an hour south of Sp… 10/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#99760 - Excellent advice +1  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #99845 - yokii (10/18/2013) [-]
People are willing to pay what they believe it's worth. I've sold a few cars here and there for some quick cash and if you're patient with selling your car, you will end up selling it for a price your comfortable with. Go ahead and ask for $4500 and see what offers you get because there will be annoying 'low baller' offers.

I live in Chicago and I can find similar Camaros for $3000 in better shape but that's just my area.
User avatar #99923 - marinepenguin (10/19/2013) [-]
I live in southern Illinois actually, bout an hour south of Springfield. And where I am there are quite a few camaros around here, they're pretty popular. The problem is that most of them around here are pretty shitty and worth less than a $1000. So a decent one like the one I have that's well taken care of and has a lot of newer parts is gonna sell pretty fast. I've already had some people take interest in it and I was going to sell it for 4 grand, but I'll take your advice and try to sell for 4500. Thanks a lot.
#99758 - I did, said about 4 grand. But it doesn't factor in accidents …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/17/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #99759 - daryldixon (10/17/2013) [-]
$4,444
User avatar #99760 - marinepenguin (10/17/2013) [-]
Excellent advice +1
User avatar #99845 - yokii (10/18/2013) [-]
People are willing to pay what they believe it's worth. I've sold a few cars here and there for some quick cash and if you're patient with selling your car, you will end up selling it for a price your comfortable with. Go ahead and ask for $4500 and see what offers you get because there will be annoying 'low baller' offers.

I live in Chicago and I can find similar Camaros for $3000 in better shape but that's just my area.
User avatar #99923 - marinepenguin (10/19/2013) [-]
I live in southern Illinois actually, bout an hour south of Springfield. And where I am there are quite a few camaros around here, they're pretty popular. The problem is that most of them around here are pretty shitty and worth less than a $1000. So a decent one like the one I have that's well taken care of and has a lot of newer parts is gonna sell pretty fast. I've already had some people take interest in it and I was going to sell it for 4 grand, but I'll take your advice and try to sell for 4500. Thanks a lot.
#99756 - Why $3000 if you don't mind me asking? I was hoping for th…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/17/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#99846 - taurusguy (10/18/2013) [-]
Well you see, im a pawn shop owner, i have to resell it, but ill just call my buddy who is an expert at being an expert on cars, lets have him appraise it. But yeah, i dont know much about cars, just wanted to belong.
User avatar #99757 - daryldixon (10/17/2013) [-]
i was joking
look on kellys blue book
User avatar #99758 - marinepenguin (10/17/2013) [-]
I did, said about 4 grand. But it doesn't factor in accidents or the amount of work put into the vehicle. So I'm getting other opinions.
User avatar #99759 - daryldixon (10/17/2013) [-]
$4,444
User avatar #99760 - marinepenguin (10/17/2013) [-]
Excellent advice +1
User avatar #99845 - yokii (10/18/2013) [-]
People are willing to pay what they believe it's worth. I've sold a few cars here and there for some quick cash and if you're patient with selling your car, you will end up selling it for a price your comfortable with. Go ahead and ask for $4500 and see what offers you get because there will be annoying 'low baller' offers.

I live in Chicago and I can find similar Camaros for $3000 in better shape but that's just my area.
User avatar #99923 - marinepenguin (10/19/2013) [-]
I live in southern Illinois actually, bout an hour south of Springfield. And where I am there are quite a few camaros around here, they're pretty popular. The problem is that most of them around here are pretty shitty and worth less than a $1000. So a decent one like the one I have that's well taken care of and has a lot of newer parts is gonna sell pretty fast. I've already had some people take interest in it and I was going to sell it for 4 grand, but I'll take your advice and try to sell for 4500. Thanks a lot.
#99754 - Here's a picture, mine is on the right. 10/17/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#99753 - I'm considering selling my car and I'm wondering if I could ha…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/17/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #99755 - daryldixon (10/17/2013) [-]
about $3000
sell it to me
User avatar #99756 - marinepenguin (10/17/2013) [-]
Why $3000 if you don't mind me asking?
I was hoping for the $4500-4000 range, simply because a guy who appraises car told me it was worth about 5 grand when I bought it because it was in great shape.

And if I was even certain about selling it I have no idea if I could even sell it to you, considering that you may live thousands of miles away.
#99846 - taurusguy (10/18/2013) [-]
Well you see, im a pawn shop owner, i have to resell it, but ill just call my buddy who is an expert at being an expert on cars, lets have him appraise it. But yeah, i dont know much about cars, just wanted to belong.
User avatar #99757 - daryldixon (10/17/2013) [-]
i was joking
look on kellys blue book
User avatar #99758 - marinepenguin (10/17/2013) [-]
I did, said about 4 grand. But it doesn't factor in accidents or the amount of work put into the vehicle. So I'm getting other opinions.
User avatar #99759 - daryldixon (10/17/2013) [-]
$4,444
User avatar #99760 - marinepenguin (10/17/2013) [-]
Excellent advice +1
User avatar #99845 - yokii (10/18/2013) [-]
People are willing to pay what they believe it's worth. I've sold a few cars here and there for some quick cash and if you're patient with selling your car, you will end up selling it for a price your comfortable with. Go ahead and ask for $4500 and see what offers you get because there will be annoying 'low baller' offers.

I live in Chicago and I can find similar Camaros for $3000 in better shape but that's just my area.
User avatar #99923 - marinepenguin (10/19/2013) [-]
I live in southern Illinois actually, bout an hour south of Springfield. And where I am there are quite a few camaros around here, they're pretty popular. The problem is that most of them around here are pretty shitty and worth less than a $1000. So a decent one like the one I have that's well taken care of and has a lot of newer parts is gonna sell pretty fast. I've already had some people take interest in it and I was going to sell it for 4 grand, but I'll take your advice and try to sell for 4500. Thanks a lot.
#99754 - marinepenguin (10/17/2013) [-]
Here's a picture, mine is on the right.
#99650 - It was just a dream, a very vivid dream. Everyone has some at … 10/17/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#49303 - I don't think America itself would fall, but the current gover… 10/16/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#49301 - I'm aware that defaulting is terrible and I really hope it doe…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#49302 - valeriya (10/16/2013) [-]
And that's how America falls.
User avatar #49303 - marinepenguin (10/16/2013) [-]
I don't think America itself would fall, but the current government may be replaced. All in all, I think a change needs to be made.
#49299 - I agree that gradual change is better than big drops, but the …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #49300 - pebar (10/16/2013) [-]
withdrawal hurts but it's usually better in the long run
User avatar #49301 - marinepenguin (10/16/2013) [-]
I'm aware that defaulting is terrible and I really hope it doesn't happen, but I can't think of a bigger kick to the ass to get us moving again then to see us default on our huge debt.
#49302 - valeriya (10/16/2013) [-]
And that's how America falls.
User avatar #49303 - marinepenguin (10/16/2013) [-]
I don't think America itself would fall, but the current government may be replaced. All in all, I think a change needs to be made.
#49298 - True, because in all honesty in the 15 days that the governmen… 10/16/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#49297 - If the government shutting down for 15 days wasn't a big enoug… 10/16/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#49276 - I think the US should just default, let the government continu…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #49362 - domitius (10/17/2013) [-]
That would fuck the world economy in the side of the head.
It would grind economic recovery everywhere to a halt.
User avatar #49324 - oxan (10/17/2013) [-]
>Destroy American economy to wake Americans up

Fuck everyone else who would suffer from the toll it takes on the world economy, amirite?
User avatar #49287 - pebar (10/16/2013) [-]
It would be so much better to avoid default and reduce spending gradually. Shocks to the economy hurt economic confidence and lack of confidence is the main cause of recessions because people save money instead of spending it which further hurts the economy and it's just a downward spiral.

However, in congress shows a complete inability to reduce spending and debt gets out of hand like what we have now then it may just be better in the long run to suck it up and default.
User avatar #49299 - marinepenguin (10/16/2013) [-]
I agree that gradual change is better than big drops, but the economy is already going in a downward spiral because of the fact that congress does almost nothing important and just bickers amongst each other.
User avatar #49300 - pebar (10/16/2013) [-]
withdrawal hurts but it's usually better in the long run
User avatar #49301 - marinepenguin (10/16/2013) [-]
I'm aware that defaulting is terrible and I really hope it doesn't happen, but I can't think of a bigger kick to the ass to get us moving again then to see us default on our huge debt.
#49302 - valeriya (10/16/2013) [-]
And that's how America falls.
User avatar #49303 - marinepenguin (10/16/2013) [-]
I don't think America itself would fall, but the current government may be replaced. All in all, I think a change needs to be made.
User avatar #49286 - CapnInterwebz (10/16/2013) [-]
A wake up call is necessary, and the big players in the government are acting like kids on a playground, but torpedoing the international economy is not the best way to go about fixing things.
User avatar #49297 - marinepenguin (10/16/2013) [-]
If the government shutting down for 15 days wasn't a big enough wake up call I'm not sure what else would work to get the American people, and the government to actually cooperate with each other and get things done.
User avatar #49277 - undeadwill (10/16/2013) [-]
We need to eliminate or severely limit the powers government has once more, economically and socially.
User avatar #49298 - marinepenguin (10/16/2013) [-]
True, because in all honesty in the 15 days that the government has been shut down I've noticed very few changes (although only like 20% of the actual government is shut down, the point remains valid) other than gas prices dropping to a new low. I'm sure people are starting to realize the government isn't as necessary as everyone thinks. It could easily be reduced in size.
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2350

Comments(113):

[ 113 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #111 - donnybergerstory (08/09/2014) [-]
No homo, can you post a pic of your arms. Or just your muscles, this sounds so gay but I'm just curious as to how ripped you are.
#112 to #111 - marinepenguin (08/09/2014) [-]
No worries bro, I've seen you on Fitness some, so I can see why you'd be curious.

I'm about upper 180s in this photo. Currently in the lower 190s now. I wouldn't say I'm ripped, but I'm trying to get there.

My goal is to reach a lean 200, and I have more fat on me now then I'd like.
User avatar #113 to #112 - donnybergerstory (08/09/2014) [-]
What supplements you on?
User avatar #114 to #113 - marinepenguin (08/09/2014) [-]
I only take Whey Protein
User avatar #115 to #114 - donnybergerstory (08/09/2014) [-]
Oh. I just started taking 100% Whey Protein. I used to take this: www.gnc.com/GNC-Total-Lean-Lean-Shake-BURN-Chocolate-Fudge/product.jsp?productId=33755596

Then I dropped 15 lbs and I am onto whey protein.
User avatar #116 to #115 - marinepenguin (08/09/2014) [-]
That's cool. I've only every used Whey, I'm not going to start trying to actually slim down until I hit around 210 or if I put on too much fat in the process. I'm not sure how big I could get while staying natty though.
User avatar #117 to #116 - donnybergerstory (08/09/2014) [-]
Well good luck bro. Keep at it.
User avatar #102 - derpityhurr (07/29/2014) [-]
Hey, I hope you dont mind answering some questions of mine, you seem to be pretty smart about all this workout stuff and im just starting out
User avatar #103 to #102 - marinepenguin (07/29/2014) [-]
Well I'm flattered! I'm sure I could help you, what are you wanting to know exactly?
User avatar #104 to #103 - derpityhurr (07/29/2014) [-]
Well I wanted some advice on a few aspects of the workouts ive been doing the past month
I've run a mile everyday before lifting as a bit of cardio and to warm up; I don't run longer (which i easily could) because I dont want to be fatigued for my actual workout
Do you think this beneficial? I'm aiming to be a bit more muscular and to lose my excess fat
Also, I wanted advice on the exercises that I've been doing; should i post them all?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marinepenguin (07/29/2014) [-]
Well first off, running a mile before lifting isn't a terrible idea, it'll help condition you and keep your cardiovascular system in good shape. BUT, jogging is hell on your knees and if you do too much you can actually impair your ability to gain lean muscle mass. So if I were you, I would do about 3 or 4 40 yard sprints for a warmup instead. It'll condition you, burn fat, builds muscle throughout your body, and isn't hard on the joints.

As for the exercises, post away.
User avatar #106 to #105 - derpityhurr (07/29/2014) [-]
So here's what ive been doing:
Back:
4x10 Lat Pulldowns,
4x10 seated Low row,
4x10 Bent-over dumbbell row,
4x10 Back extensions,
4x10 of this byebyebodyfatbridge.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/969.jpg,
4x10 of this www.osu-tulsa.okstate.edu/wellness/equipment/reverse-flies-lg.jpg,
Shoulder:
4x10 dumbbell shrugs, 4x10 dumbbell shoulder press, 4x10 shoulder press machine, 4x10 front dumbbell raise,
Abs:
4x10 decline weighted sit-ups, 4x10 of this www.bodybuilding.com/exercises/exerciseImages/sequences/340/Male/l/340_2.jpg , 4x10 of this one machine, cant find it, 4x10 of this other machine,
Legs:
4x10 seated leg press, 4x10 of this s1.hubimg.com/u/2775218_f520.jpg , 4x10 of this www.biokineticspt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/VR1-Leg-Extension_13050.jpg , 4x10 one-legged dumbbell calf raises,
Chest:
4x10 dumbbell press, 4x10 bench press, 4x10 of this www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2012/rise-of-the-machines-15-assisted-exercises-that-work_e.jpg, 4x10 incline bench press,
Biceps:
4x10 curls,
4x10 reverse grip pull-up,
4x10 www.nationalfitnessequipments.com/images/Bicep_Machine_Curl.jpg ,
4x10 seated curl bar,
Tricep:
4x10 lying-down dumbbell tricep extension, 4x10 dips,
4x10 arm extension machine, 4x10 triceps push down
User avatar #108 to #106 - marinepenguin (07/29/2014) [-]
Couple tips here. You have a TON of volume, and it's really unnecessary. You should really only have 4-6 movements per workout max, usually centered around one big lift, which you don't seem to be doing any of those besides bench. So say for back, I'd do Deadlifts, then pull-ups (instead of lat pulldowns), bent over rows (barbell preferable), and some kind of rear delt movement, and then I would probably add in one bicep movement.

You also seem to use a ton of machine work, does the gym you go to have any free weights or barbells? Those will have more carryover to real life and a higher amount of strength and size gain compared to machines.

Lastly, switch it up from 4x10 sometimes man, throw in some 5x5 (considered the best combination of strength and size), 5/3/1 (second best), 10x3 (yes, 10 sets of 3, lots of size gain, lots of strength gain). Toy around with the sets and reps, stick with one for a few months and see how you grow. Find out what works best for you. I'm really tall for a lifter so 5x5 tends to work best for me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - derpityhurr (07/29/2014) [-]
I feel like I should haveve included this; I do all these over 5 days, with back on Monday, abs and shoulders on Tuesday, legs on Wednesday, chest on Thursday, and triceps and biceps on Friday
Do you still feel that I should do less movements?
User avatar #110 to #109 - marinepenguin (07/29/2014) [-]
Yes, I had assumed that you split it up.

Like I said, you only really need 4-6 movements centered around one main lift. Any more then that and you risk overtraining, especially when you work out 5 days a week. I would know, I used to do what you are doing, except I went 6 days a week. After awhile I would start getting hurt, my lower back, then my upper back, then my hip, or my knee. Now that I toned it down I have absolutely no injuries and I feel better then ever.
User avatar #107 to #106 - derpityhurr (07/29/2014) [-]
Hopefully that wasnt too cringey
Also about the sprinting, it seems like a good idea
User avatar #101 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
i am fasting and went to your profile and full of food. why you torture me ;_;
#100 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Have some more u slut
User avatar #99 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Oh you love this bread you dirty whore.
#98 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
ofc i wouldnt
User avatar #97 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
You thought this cat would stop with bread?
#95 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
I shall not stop. I shall not falter. OP will deliver. And you shall know his name forever.
User avatar #96 to #95 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
This is a good time. Many laughs are to be had.
#93 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
I guess you like bread
Have a grielld chees
#94 to #93 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh god I thought you were done.
Oh god I thought you were done.
#90 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Fuk u have sum bred
Beans on bred toast
User avatar #92 to #90 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
That looks absolutely disgusting holy **** .
#88 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Not stopping because you goddamn asked to be ********** . I will not stop. I shall not falter. Fuk u
User avatar #91 to #88 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Is it bread or is it ice cream!!!!???
#85 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Have your 5 bread a day ************ .
User avatar #86 to #85 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh god no
#84 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Do you like buttery bread you whore?
User avatar #87 to #84 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Please stop omg
#83 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Such ******** , Many bread. Wow.
User avatar #89 to #83 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
This isn't your average everyday *********** , this is...

ADVANCED ***********
#80 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
guess who i am
User avatar #81 to #80 - marinepenguin (06/28/2014) [-]
considering my latest user on my profile is syrianassassin, I have no idea
User avatar #78 to #76 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
oh wait I remember what this was for, you actually did it. Impressive.
User avatar #77 to #76 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
hello
User avatar #79 to #75 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I'm impressed.
User avatar #72 - wertgf (06/14/2014) [-]
I got the tentacuil thumbs back to 0 for you.
User avatar #73 to #72 - marinepenguin (06/14/2014) [-]
Thank you, it was more of an annoyance then anything. He thumbed down several boards.
User avatar #74 to #73 - wertgf (06/14/2014) [-]
I like to chill the music board and spam thumbing is really annoying.
#70 to #67 - Orc (06/11/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** You've got nothing on him.
#68 to #67 - marinepenguin (04/02/2014) [-]
This was like a month ago or so.
#69 to #68 - Orc (06/11/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** aaaaaaaaand I'm gay.
User avatar #71 to #69 - marinepenguin (06/11/2014) [-]
We'll hello friend
#65 - mescalona **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
Damn baby I wish you were my big toe, cause I'd be banging you on my coffee table tonight.
[ 113 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)