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Age: 18
Youtube Channel: Leonard2580
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X-box Gamertag: LEONARDS6
Interests: Hanging out, being stupid with friends, sports, working out, video games.
Date Signed Up:1/24/2011
Last Login:6/18/2013
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#79591 - Not likely, she's a solid 7 or 8/10 2 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#79590 - I know how to handle my parents and keep them happy with me, t… 2 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#79589 - Well, I do drink on occasion, but a I don't ever party or get … 2 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#79588 - We're being safe and responsible. I wear a condom and she's on… 2 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#79505 - They said that they're "Disappointed in me"  [+] (6 new replies) 12 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #79533 - weinerdick (9 hours ago) [-]
"Guys, I got laid, big deal, lay the fuck off me. Who cares?"
User avatar #79590 - marinepenguin (2 hours ago) [-]
I know how to handle my parents and keep them happy with me, this would be a super bad thing to say. Although I do agree with you a bit.
User avatar #79583 - advicedude (3 hours ago) [-]
Don't say this.
#79513 - N. Korean citizen (11 hours ago) [-]
maybe they think your girlfriend is ugly
User avatar #79591 - marinepenguin (2 hours ago) [-]
Not likely, she's a solid 7 or 8/10
#79509 - N. Korean citizen (11 hours ago) [-]
Be happy, they like you more.
But your 18, just don't listen.
#79503 - So, parents caught me and my girlfriend having sex. They aren'…  [+] (13 new replies) 12 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #79582 - advicedude (3 hours ago) [-]
They are just concerned and trying to make sure you don't run to them when you need support for a kid.
User avatar #79588 - marinepenguin (2 hours ago) [-]
We're being safe and responsible. I wear a condom and she's on hard core birth control. A kid is the last thing we want/
User avatar #79515 - mrloverlover (11 hours ago) [-]
maybe they thought you were "better than that" or something? maybe they had an idea that your younger brother was like that, and so accepted it earlier, but didn't think of you to be like that because (dunno how to put it nicely), you're the more... "good/angelic/responsible" brother? maybe they're scared you're doing drugs too or something

just act normally, almost pretend like nothing happened (which may be easier said than done) and make sure they know that you and your girlfriend are being careful etc
User avatar #79516 - mrloverlover (11 hours ago) [-]
i don't know why i said drugs... i meant drinking
User avatar #79589 - marinepenguin (2 hours ago) [-]
Well, I do drink on occasion, but a I don't ever party or get drunk. Plus they have always favored my younger brother because he's better at sports (Multiple D1 scholarships in like 3 sports). I've always been smarter and never get in trouble. This is by far the worst thing they've seen me do.
User avatar #79504 - awesomerninjathing (12 hours ago) [-]
ask them why they are being like that
User avatar #79505 - marinepenguin (12 hours ago) [-]
They said that they're "Disappointed in me"
User avatar #79533 - weinerdick (9 hours ago) [-]
"Guys, I got laid, big deal, lay the fuck off me. Who cares?"
User avatar #79590 - marinepenguin (2 hours ago) [-]
I know how to handle my parents and keep them happy with me, this would be a super bad thing to say. Although I do agree with you a bit.
User avatar #79583 - advicedude (3 hours ago) [-]
Don't say this.
#79513 - N. Korean citizen (11 hours ago) [-]
maybe they think your girlfriend is ugly
User avatar #79591 - marinepenguin (2 hours ago) [-]
Not likely, she's a solid 7 or 8/10
#79509 - N. Korean citizen (11 hours ago) [-]
Be happy, they like you more.
But your 18, just don't listen.
#78482 - I'm in the same boat, and I'm wanting Destiny as well. I was j… 06/12/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#282 - THIS IS THE BEST THING OF ALL TIME. I CANNOT WAIT. IT'LL KILL ME. 06/12/2013 on Mfw Battlefront at E3 +1
#272 - Looking up everything about this game right now, Battlefront w…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Mfw Battlefront at E3 +1
#281 - zombiemanic (06/12/2013) [-]
Destruction, lots and lots and lots of destruction... Frostbite engine by Dice Get Ready
#282 - marinepenguin (06/12/2013) [-]
THIS IS THE BEST THING OF ALL TIME. I CANNOT WAIT. IT'LL KILL ME.
#104 - I can't grow a beard. Which I find to be a good thing because … 06/11/2013 on This Is How A Real Man Shaves +1
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#61 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
Here's the 4channy thing viacotwelve
User avatar #63 to #61 - thegermanknight (04/08/2013) [-]
Neeeyah! Ocean of text!
User avatar #64 to #63 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
It's so gud dough.
User avatar #62 to #61 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
thegermanknight
#55 - N. Korean citizen (03/05/2013) [-]
lil wayne fucking sucks dumbass
#56 to #55 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
I never said I liked Lil Wayne?
#57 to #56 - N. Korean citizen (03/05/2013) [-]
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah you did
User avatar #58 to #57 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
I don't remember this. Could you link it? Because there is only one song that I have in my collection that is Lil Wayne, because I don't like his music 99% of the time.
#59 to #58 - N. Korean citizen (03/05/2013) [-]
cant find the comment no more you mustve deleted it
User avatar #60 to #59 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Whatever you say anon. But I can say from my own personal experience, that I do not enjoy Lil Wayne.
#51 - suckmyasssketche (03/05/2013) [-]
fucking stop denying god piece of shit its not doing you any good youll pay in the end youll be sorry you denied him cus hes the only way to salvation and your too dumb to even accept his sacrifice instead your believing the universe started expanding out of nothing for no reason and then suddenly life appeared well i got news for you thats impossible you know it but you believe it anyways cus your too scared and hedonistic to accept the truth even tho the truth will set you free stupid as hell how could you not accpt it after all the proof instead your gonna accept a bunch of theories that dont have no proof that makes no sense you cant have sense without god none of your descisions will be rational because reason only exists because of god so how could u have reason without god you dont have anything without god you got nothing you wouldnt even exist if it werent for god and ur still gona deny him even tho hes the only reason you exist how dumb is that ill pray for you but it probably wont do any good cus uve abandoned reason cus you believe in evolution instead of god because you dont want god to be real cus you cant accept reality because atheism has polluted your mind and spirit made you hate the truth the truth is that jesus died for your sins its true whether you beleive or not cus its supported by all the evidence that you ignore because you accept evolution in its place you cant see the truth cus your blinded blind people cant even see the truth even when its right in front of them cus there blind and cant see anything but you can stop being blind if you accept jesus youll see for the first time and you trulybe enlightned cus the only to be enlightened is to accept the truth and the truth is jesus because everyone who accepts jesus sees the truth and becomes free you will no longer be a slave to sin and materialism cus god transcends all that because he exists outside space andtime cus he is all powerful and all good he will save you turn your life around
User avatar #53 to #51 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Oh, and I'm not even atheist. So everything you just said was silly.
User avatar #52 to #51 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Well alright.
#54 to #52 - suckmyasssketche (03/05/2013) [-]
ok well i am just warning you of the truth because the truth is the most important thing because if you dont accept the truth your not going to be going to heaven and being with god because you will in hell with satan where you will suffering all the time and it will be too late to change cus u let ur sins engulf you instead of resisting them and turning away from temptation which is what you would do if u accepted god instead of satan but instead you choose satan because you want to sin without consequeunces but the consequneces are coming regardless if wether u think they real or not cus the truth isnt based on your opinion it exists whether you like it or not and u will pay if u dont ackonwlege it cus ur too stubborn all you have to do is ask forgiveness jesus has made it so easy and you still wont even change your foolish cus youve been blinded by your sin and the lies of secular people they are not telling the truth to you evolution is not true fossils dont prove it fossils can be formed in less then 10000 years even though they telling you in school that it take million of year because they are lying and saying false things they dont want you to believe they want you to be like them they hate christ nd will do anyting to make it seem like christ isnt real but he is cus i can prove everything they saying is lies and what im saying right now is the truth
User avatar #48 - phanact (12/31/2012) [-]
I've had permanant orange text for a few months.

I just use the white tags to make my text white, so people don't ask

The 'Banned' joke kinda needs the orange text for it to work though
User avatar #33 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Do you collect items/
User avatar #34 to #33 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
I have some, but I do nothing with them.
User avatar #35 to #34 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Please, may I have them. I was going to gift you and saw you didn't collect and so... Please?
#47 to #35 - catzombie (12/14/2012) [-]
da fuq bra
User avatar #36 to #35 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
I have no idea how to do that.
User avatar #39 to #36 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Well, thanks1

I would give you a gif an all, but I'm on a different laptop!
User avatar #41 to #39 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
It's all cool. I'm on a school computer anyways.
User avatar #42 to #41 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Okie. I'm at home. In the UK it's 7:00 PM!
User avatar #43 to #42 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
Dang, it's only 1 PM here in the Midwest US.
User avatar #44 to #43 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Lol.... Well I found out I got an A star in my English and got onto the Duke of Edinburgh course. I don't know if you do this in the US?
User avatar #45 to #44 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
I don't know what an A star is. I'm guessing that's just like an 100, or A+ here. And I don't have any idea what the Duke of Edinburgh course is.
User avatar #46 to #45 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Lol a DofE coming to think of it is a course from the Queen. Oh well. And an A Star is 93% plus!
User avatar #37 to #36 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Look at the orange triangle at the top. Click it, go to items interface, type in math, accept trade!
User avatar #38 to #37 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
It's done.
User avatar #40 to #38 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Cheers!
#22 - UnionX (11/08/2011) [-]
we meet again penguin.....
#23 to #22 - marinepenguin (11/08/2011) [-]
Do we? I'm not sure of our last meeting.
#24 to #23 - UnionX (11/08/2011) [-]
whatchu talkin bout willis? I remember....the great shitstorm....we were in it not involved but still in
#25 to #24 - marinepenguin (11/08/2011) [-]
I faintly remember such a shitstorm, and I have begun to recognize your username..... AH UnionX!! I remember you now! How are you old friend?
#26 to #25 - UnionX (11/08/2011) [-]
well mate....how goes the hunt?
#27 to #26 - marinepenguin (11/08/2011) [-]
Uhh...I apologize... I have only regained my memory of your username and the shitstorm we were in. I faintly remember such a hunt... What exactly was I hunting... Hmmm, I had gotten a good blow to the skull during my travels, possibly a factor with my memory perhaps.  
  
People tell me that the accident looked much like these dogs actually.
Uhh...I apologize... I have only regained my memory of your username and the shitstorm we were in. I faintly remember such a hunt... What exactly was I hunting... Hmmm, I had gotten a good blow to the skull during my travels, possibly a factor with my memory perhaps.

People tell me that the accident looked much like these dogs actually.
#28 to #27 - UnionX (11/08/2011) [-]
indeed sir i only have a vague memory of it but  there were ponies.....and zombie nurses or something
indeed sir i only have a vague memory of it but there were ponies.....and zombie nurses or something
#29 to #28 - marinepenguin (11/08/2011) [-]
I had figured it was something with ponies..  but zombie nurses I cannot seem to recollect. Either way... I probably killed a good lot of them before I lost my memory and filled many a dame with my seed.
I had figured it was something with ponies.. but zombie nurses I cannot seem to recollect. Either way... I probably killed a good lot of them before I lost my memory and filled many a dame with my seed.
#30 to #29 - UnionX (11/08/2011) [-]
I apoligize for the time it took to reply and yes you are correct they took a good beating
i crucified a monkey
User avatar #14 - OHaiMark (08/31/2011) [-]
so dude, i herd u liek to pedo around leo and satan's place?
User avatar #15 to #14 - marinepenguin (08/31/2011) [-]
Hells yes. They're hilarious.
#16 to #15 - OHaiMark (08/31/2011) [-]
oh lordy lucifer yes!
User avatar #17 to #16 - marinepenguin (08/31/2011) [-]
I only have two pictures of them.. and its only the guy from my profile pic.
User avatar #18 to #17 - OHaiMark (08/31/2011) [-]
that guy is hilarious! "my mom told me never to talk to stwangers, and this one has an erection!" xD lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - marinepenguin (08/31/2011) [-]
haha I haven't seen any of their videos in a long time
User avatar #20 to #19 - OHaiMark (08/31/2011) [-]
check em out, there might be one u havent seen yet =D
User avatar #21 to #20 - marinepenguin (08/31/2011) [-]
I'll do that tomorrow. I have to go to bed soon. Last time I saw, there were like 3 or 4 of them.
User avatar #4 - indigoflow (06/30/2011) [-]
yo i always give new fur friends a nsfw comic you want?
User avatar #5 to #4 - marinepenguin (06/30/2011) [-]
Sure, sounds good to me.
User avatar #7 to #6 - marinepenguin (06/30/2011) [-]
thats awesome. thanks man.
User avatar #9 to #8 - marinepenguin (06/30/2011) [-]
how do you get this stuff? Because these are good.
#10 to #9 - indigoflow (06/30/2011) [-]
il give ya more 2morrow

heres the start of next 1 its a profoloio not a comic though
User avatar #11 to #10 - marinepenguin (06/30/2011) [-]
alright. Ive seen that pic before, its good tho. So far your the favorite of my furry friends
User avatar #12 to #11 - indigoflow (06/30/2011) [-]
want the rest of the profolio?

warning its hard-core though
User avatar #13 to #12 - marinepenguin (07/03/2011) [-]
sure.
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User avatar #2 - iMJesus (03/11/2011) [-]
lmfao at your post, I thumbed up, can you thumb up this for me?
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1801129/ meinkraft+Food/
User avatar #1 - sirbonzaiatak (02/28/2011) [-]
hey i like ur pics, check out my pics and rate please :D
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