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#78 - What was said again? 05/14/2013 on This picture is funny to me. +1
#106 - What's written on her face? Can't barely see it on my end  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Choices +4
User avatar #130 - urfunnyman (05/14/2013) [-]
THANKS OBAMA
#125 - windmagevaati (05/14/2013) [-]
Fans
#127 - marikochan (05/14/2013) [-]
Thank you good sir
#76 - To be honest it took me a while to determine Jimmy's gender 05/13/2013 on That's deep ,ed . 0
#137 - I found it on the second page so if nobody comes next time jus… 05/13/2013 on For The Sexual Thrill +2
#135 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2013 on For The Sexual Thrill +14
User avatar #136 - theonecalledtony (05/13/2013) [-]
Thank you Sir.
#137 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
I found it on the second page so if nobody comes next time just check the comments its bound to be there.
#182 - MAKA YOU FOOL YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDERRRRRRR! 05/13/2013 on Goddamn it, Maka 0
#132 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on For The Sexual Thrill +12
User avatar #142 - tmbg (05/14/2013) [-]
how cancerous
#67 - Pete still didn't answer the question 05/13/2013 on jeff and pete 2 +1
#432 - Just gonna reply here...I think I want him a loner until I'm e… 05/13/2013 on What Pythons look like 0
#430 - D'awwwww that's my first snake right there. As soon as I move.…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on What Pythons look like 0
User avatar #431 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
Not really silky but they do feel really cool and smooth. Corn snakes can live with each other if the tank is big enough which I think is cool.
#427 - I feel derpy. Most of them on Google are orange. Is that a mat…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2013 on What Pythons look like 0
User avatar #428 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
Nope. google corn snake color morphs or just a brown corn snake and you will find some that look similar to the pic you just showed. Orange is just the most common color but they come in tons of colors.

Ball pythons have even more crazy morphs.
#430 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
D'awwwww that's my first snake right there. As soon as I move...This places is a no no to pets but birds and stuff. Oh! I guess he would allow snakes. So...is she nice and silky feeling?
User avatar #431 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
Not really silky but they do feel really cool and smooth. Corn snakes can live with each other if the tank is big enough which I think is cool.
#424 - Ermagerd man! That looks like the snake in my Freshman class! …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/13/2013 on What Pythons look like 0
User avatar #426 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
My guess based on the eye shape and markings is a corn snake. they are great beginner snakes and are pretty chill as well.
#427 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
I feel derpy. Most of them on Google are orange. Is that a matter of gender for the color?
User avatar #428 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
Nope. google corn snake color morphs or just a brown corn snake and you will find some that look similar to the pic you just showed. Orange is just the most common color but they come in tons of colors.

Ball pythons have even more crazy morphs.
#430 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
D'awwwww that's my first snake right there. As soon as I move...This places is a no no to pets but birds and stuff. Oh! I guess he would allow snakes. So...is she nice and silky feeling?
User avatar #431 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
Not really silky but they do feel really cool and smooth. Corn snakes can live with each other if the tank is big enough which I think is cool.
#124 - I wish I knew what was going on. I just got a TV so I missed a… 05/13/2013 on well played 0
#420 - But...if your snake was a bad snake she should have known you …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/13/2013 on What Pythons look like 0
#421 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
I have had several people ask to pet her and I always bring around hand sanitizer so they can. I watched two little kids badger their dad into buying them a ball python after I let them touch her (I told him to look for a breeder instead of the poor bastards in the store).

I thought it was hilarious actually. Out of all the pet snake breeds I would say ball pythons are probably one of the least threatening. Cute little faces and fat little bodies get to me every time
#424 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
Ermagerd man! That looks like the snake in my Freshman class! Kinda...From the side at least

Sideways picture because why the fuck not? I've been wondering what snake it was so I could get my own.
User avatar #426 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
My guess based on the eye shape and markings is a corn snake. they are great beginner snakes and are pretty chill as well.
#427 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
I feel derpy. Most of them on Google are orange. Is that a matter of gender for the color?
User avatar #428 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
Nope. google corn snake color morphs or just a brown corn snake and you will find some that look similar to the pic you just showed. Orange is just the most common color but they come in tons of colors.

Ball pythons have even more crazy morphs.
#430 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
D'awwwww that's my first snake right there. As soon as I move...This places is a no no to pets but birds and stuff. Oh! I guess he would allow snakes. So...is she nice and silky feeling?
User avatar #431 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
Not really silky but they do feel really cool and smooth. Corn snakes can live with each other if the tank is big enough which I think is cool.
#222 - God I feel retarded. Thank you kind sir. Here take a thumb 05/13/2013 on remember these? +1
#416 - What was it? I think it was...eh my Freshman year in highschool 05/13/2013 on What Pythons look like 0
#415 - Comment deleted 05/13/2013 on What Pythons look like 0
#414 - That's just horrible. The reason I'm applying is because I lik…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/13/2013 on What Pythons look like +1
#418 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
That is a wonderful idea! You would save someone some serious heartache and stress if you let them know where to find a good vet.

Sometimes I take Andy on walks to the store I got her at to get her food (people bring their pets in all the time). Once the lady who was supposed to ring me up ran away and I had to wait until they got another cashier because she was so terrified of my snake.
#420 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
But...if your snake was a bad snake she should have known you wouldn't have brought your snake to a store if it was to hurt anyone. Oh god I bet that was hilarious but offensive at the same time. If it was me I would have had the sudden urge to ask to pet it
#421 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
I have had several people ask to pet her and I always bring around hand sanitizer so they can. I watched two little kids badger their dad into buying them a ball python after I let them touch her (I told him to look for a breeder instead of the poor bastards in the store).

I thought it was hilarious actually. Out of all the pet snake breeds I would say ball pythons are probably one of the least threatening. Cute little faces and fat little bodies get to me every time
#424 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
Ermagerd man! That looks like the snake in my Freshman class! Kinda...From the side at least

Sideways picture because why the fuck not? I've been wondering what snake it was so I could get my own.
User avatar #426 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
My guess based on the eye shape and markings is a corn snake. they are great beginner snakes and are pretty chill as well.
#427 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
I feel derpy. Most of them on Google are orange. Is that a matter of gender for the color?
User avatar #428 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
Nope. google corn snake color morphs or just a brown corn snake and you will find some that look similar to the pic you just showed. Orange is just the most common color but they come in tons of colors.

Ball pythons have even more crazy morphs.
#430 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
D'awwwww that's my first snake right there. As soon as I move...This places is a no no to pets but birds and stuff. Oh! I guess he would allow snakes. So...is she nice and silky feeling?
User avatar #431 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
Not really silky but they do feel really cool and smooth. Corn snakes can live with each other if the tank is big enough which I think is cool.
#416 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
What was it? I think it was...eh my Freshman year in highschool
#415 - marikochan has deleted their comment.
#122 - Found dat **** Superman / Batm… 05/13/2013 on well played 0
#408 - Wow we literally went through the same thing but with differen…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/13/2013 on What Pythons look like +1
User avatar #411 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
You gotta do what you gotta do. But I will never buy another animal from one of those stores (except maybe a fish). I think it is extremely irresponsible that they will sell the animals but not have any information on where to get them taken care of.

I also think it is really sad that most employees are terrified of the reptiles. They are seriously neglected in pet store chains. Ball pythons are solitary animals yet you see many jammed into a tiny tank.
#414 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
That's just horrible. The reason I'm applying is because I like all pets and I'm not scared of them. It should be a requirement not to scared of fucking animals if you're going to work at a god damned pet store. Its like..common sense kinda ya know?

You gave me an idea. If I get the job I'm to buy a notepad and keep it on me to give away vet numbers to all the pets there so this won't happen again hopefully while I'm there. Someone has to know what their doing.

There was this snake in my biology class. Everyone did find it of course nasty but it was the nicest snake I ever saw. I mean it came up to the glass whenever I came. It was very friendly. I didn't think they were "Monsters" as everyone labeled them I just thought they would just sit up and chill all day. Like "Hey man I'll just lay up here and stuff. What's going on?"
#418 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
That is a wonderful idea! You would save someone some serious heartache and stress if you let them know where to find a good vet.

Sometimes I take Andy on walks to the store I got her at to get her food (people bring their pets in all the time). Once the lady who was supposed to ring me up ran away and I had to wait until they got another cashier because she was so terrified of my snake.
#420 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
But...if your snake was a bad snake she should have known you wouldn't have brought your snake to a store if it was to hurt anyone. Oh god I bet that was hilarious but offensive at the same time. If it was me I would have had the sudden urge to ask to pet it
#421 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
I have had several people ask to pet her and I always bring around hand sanitizer so they can. I watched two little kids badger their dad into buying them a ball python after I let them touch her (I told him to look for a breeder instead of the poor bastards in the store).

I thought it was hilarious actually. Out of all the pet snake breeds I would say ball pythons are probably one of the least threatening. Cute little faces and fat little bodies get to me every time
#424 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
Ermagerd man! That looks like the snake in my Freshman class! Kinda...From the side at least

Sideways picture because why the fuck not? I've been wondering what snake it was so I could get my own.
User avatar #426 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
My guess based on the eye shape and markings is a corn snake. they are great beginner snakes and are pretty chill as well.
#427 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
I feel derpy. Most of them on Google are orange. Is that a matter of gender for the color?
User avatar #428 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
Nope. google corn snake color morphs or just a brown corn snake and you will find some that look similar to the pic you just showed. Orange is just the most common color but they come in tons of colors.

Ball pythons have even more crazy morphs.
#430 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
D'awwwww that's my first snake right there. As soon as I move...This places is a no no to pets but birds and stuff. Oh! I guess he would allow snakes. So...is she nice and silky feeling?
User avatar #431 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
Not really silky but they do feel really cool and smooth. Corn snakes can live with each other if the tank is big enough which I think is cool.
#416 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
What was it? I think it was...eh my Freshman year in highschool
#415 - marikochan has deleted their comment.
#121 - I don't even though man. You can google it though 05/13/2013 on well played 0
#393 - *Went through my head. 05/13/2013 on What Pythons look like 0
#392 - I would be afraid to do those types of things because I might …  [+] (16 new replies) 05/13/2013 on What Pythons look like +1
User avatar #394 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
I found that out the hard way about my snake. Any sort of possible resporitory problem is fatal to them and Andy coughed up some mucus on me so I freaked. The place I got her wasn't any help (I found out that any pet store is a bad idea to get snakes as they are over priced and unhealthy) and the nearest vet that treated reptiles was really fucking far away.
#408 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
Wow we literally went through the same thing but with different pets. Pet Stores are douchebags and the only place that can help is like miles away. Everything is so centered on cats and dogs that they forgot about all the other pets. Makes me really pissed at that. And on top of that..they lied to me saying that gave me a number to the vet for my bird when it was really back to their store. I was so pissed at them! And...I'm going to be working there this summer. Can't tell if irony..
User avatar #411 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
You gotta do what you gotta do. But I will never buy another animal from one of those stores (except maybe a fish). I think it is extremely irresponsible that they will sell the animals but not have any information on where to get them taken care of.

I also think it is really sad that most employees are terrified of the reptiles. They are seriously neglected in pet store chains. Ball pythons are solitary animals yet you see many jammed into a tiny tank.
#414 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
That's just horrible. The reason I'm applying is because I like all pets and I'm not scared of them. It should be a requirement not to scared of fucking animals if you're going to work at a god damned pet store. Its like..common sense kinda ya know?

You gave me an idea. If I get the job I'm to buy a notepad and keep it on me to give away vet numbers to all the pets there so this won't happen again hopefully while I'm there. Someone has to know what their doing.

There was this snake in my biology class. Everyone did find it of course nasty but it was the nicest snake I ever saw. I mean it came up to the glass whenever I came. It was very friendly. I didn't think they were "Monsters" as everyone labeled them I just thought they would just sit up and chill all day. Like "Hey man I'll just lay up here and stuff. What's going on?"
#418 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
That is a wonderful idea! You would save someone some serious heartache and stress if you let them know where to find a good vet.

Sometimes I take Andy on walks to the store I got her at to get her food (people bring their pets in all the time). Once the lady who was supposed to ring me up ran away and I had to wait until they got another cashier because she was so terrified of my snake.
#420 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
But...if your snake was a bad snake she should have known you wouldn't have brought your snake to a store if it was to hurt anyone. Oh god I bet that was hilarious but offensive at the same time. If it was me I would have had the sudden urge to ask to pet it
#421 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
I have had several people ask to pet her and I always bring around hand sanitizer so they can. I watched two little kids badger their dad into buying them a ball python after I let them touch her (I told him to look for a breeder instead of the poor bastards in the store).

I thought it was hilarious actually. Out of all the pet snake breeds I would say ball pythons are probably one of the least threatening. Cute little faces and fat little bodies get to me every time
#424 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
Ermagerd man! That looks like the snake in my Freshman class! Kinda...From the side at least

Sideways picture because why the fuck not? I've been wondering what snake it was so I could get my own.
User avatar #426 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
My guess based on the eye shape and markings is a corn snake. they are great beginner snakes and are pretty chill as well.
#427 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
I feel derpy. Most of them on Google are orange. Is that a matter of gender for the color?
User avatar #428 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
Nope. google corn snake color morphs or just a brown corn snake and you will find some that look similar to the pic you just showed. Orange is just the most common color but they come in tons of colors.

Ball pythons have even more crazy morphs.
#430 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
D'awwwww that's my first snake right there. As soon as I move...This places is a no no to pets but birds and stuff. Oh! I guess he would allow snakes. So...is she nice and silky feeling?
User avatar #431 - lolerlaura (05/13/2013) [-]
Not really silky but they do feel really cool and smooth. Corn snakes can live with each other if the tank is big enough which I think is cool.
#416 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
What was it? I think it was...eh my Freshman year in highschool
#415 - marikochan has deleted their comment.
User avatar #393 - marikochan (05/13/2013) [-]
*Went through my head.
#331 - Thank god I finally know now. Not even the pet store workers c… 05/12/2013 on What Pythons look like +2
#246 - Picture 05/12/2013 on Porn Folder +5

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