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Date Signed Up:9/09/2011
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#196 - that sux. hair tricks always fun. although my beard is longer …  [+] (13 new replies) 03/01/2015 on bewb facts 0
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#197 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
well bonus is i never brush my hair anymore because it looks awesome when i wake up
#198 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
but bed head can be cute on a girl in teh morning lol
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#199 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
bedhead is always great
#200 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
giving or receiving?
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#201 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
you cant fucking give or receive bedhead, you just have it
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#351 - keatontheghostfox (03/01/2015) [-]
Not with that attitude
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#354 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
not with any attitude
#357 - keatontheghostfox (03/01/2015) [-]
#203 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
not the type i was talking about i know which one you were talking about was making a corny joke iamnotacleverman.png
nothing is as messed up a my bedhead fro flat makes head look like a box
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#204 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
what
#205 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
bedhead fro always messed up beware image size
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#221 - lordofpenis (03/01/2015) [-]
Jesus christ, that's so HD you can see your ear hair, ugh
#325 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
lumia 1520 20mp cam lol all my shots highest quality for it. lazy to adjust settings after each shot
#192 - lol used to be able to make my beard curl up and give that evi…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/01/2015 on bewb facts 0
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#193 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
ii cant do it any more, i got my hair cut to my shoulders
#196 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
that sux. hair tricks always fun. although my beard is longer in some places than my fro zzz
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#197 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
well bonus is i never brush my hair anymore because it looks awesome when i wake up
#198 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
but bed head can be cute on a girl in teh morning lol
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#199 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
bedhead is always great
#200 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
giving or receiving?
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#201 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
you cant fucking give or receive bedhead, you just have it
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#351 - keatontheghostfox (03/01/2015) [-]
Not with that attitude
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#354 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
not with any attitude
#357 - keatontheghostfox (03/01/2015) [-]
#203 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
not the type i was talking about i know which one you were talking about was making a corny joke iamnotacleverman.png
nothing is as messed up a my bedhead fro flat makes head look like a box
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#204 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
what
#205 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
bedhead fro always messed up beware image size
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#221 - lordofpenis (03/01/2015) [-]
Jesus christ, that's so HD you can see your ear hair, ugh
#325 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
lumia 1520 20mp cam lol all my shots highest quality for it. lazy to adjust settings after each shot
#190 - >not stylizing the mustache to go with the beard tsk tsk 2/…  [+] (17 new replies) 03/01/2015 on bewb facts 0
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#191 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
fuk u pg tips for the win
#192 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
lol used to be able to make my beard curl up and give that evil bad guy look
stylized facial hair pain in the butt as a black guy
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#193 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
ii cant do it any more, i got my hair cut to my shoulders
#196 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
that sux. hair tricks always fun. although my beard is longer in some places than my fro zzz
User avatar
#197 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
well bonus is i never brush my hair anymore because it looks awesome when i wake up
#198 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
but bed head can be cute on a girl in teh morning lol
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#199 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
bedhead is always great
#200 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
giving or receiving?
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#201 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
you cant fucking give or receive bedhead, you just have it
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#351 - keatontheghostfox (03/01/2015) [-]
Not with that attitude
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#354 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
not with any attitude
#357 - keatontheghostfox (03/01/2015) [-]
#203 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
not the type i was talking about i know which one you were talking about was making a corny joke iamnotacleverman.png
nothing is as messed up a my bedhead fro flat makes head look like a box
User avatar
#204 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
what
#205 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
bedhead fro always messed up beware image size
User avatar
#221 - lordofpenis (03/01/2015) [-]
Jesus christ, that's so HD you can see your ear hair, ugh
#325 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
lumia 1520 20mp cam lol all my shots highest quality for it. lazy to adjust settings after each shot
#188 - only guys come withh two heads.  [+] (19 new replies) 03/01/2015 on bewb facts 0
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#189 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
i am a guy, just look at that beard
#190 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
>not stylizing the mustache to go with the beard tsk tsk 2/10
no come drink some earl grey while wearing a gooby hat
you do remind me of old British friend of mine though she wore glasses, had mega melons also
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#191 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
fuk u pg tips for the win
#192 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
lol used to be able to make my beard curl up and give that evil bad guy look
stylized facial hair pain in the butt as a black guy
User avatar
#193 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
ii cant do it any more, i got my hair cut to my shoulders
#196 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
that sux. hair tricks always fun. although my beard is longer in some places than my fro zzz
User avatar
#197 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
well bonus is i never brush my hair anymore because it looks awesome when i wake up
#198 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
but bed head can be cute on a girl in teh morning lol
User avatar
#199 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
bedhead is always great
#200 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
giving or receiving?
User avatar
#201 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
you cant fucking give or receive bedhead, you just have it
User avatar
#351 - keatontheghostfox (03/01/2015) [-]
Not with that attitude
User avatar
#354 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
not with any attitude
#357 - keatontheghostfox (03/01/2015) [-]
#203 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
not the type i was talking about i know which one you were talking about was making a corny joke iamnotacleverman.png
nothing is as messed up a my bedhead fro flat makes head look like a box
User avatar
#204 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
what
#205 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
bedhead fro always messed up beware image size
User avatar
#221 - lordofpenis (03/01/2015) [-]
Jesus christ, that's so HD you can see your ear hair, ugh
#325 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
lumia 1520 20mp cam lol all my shots highest quality for it. lazy to adjust settings after each shot
#186 - can i use as a hat too? two hats means double the fun, althoug…  [+] (21 new replies) 03/01/2015 on bewb facts 0
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#187 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
but i already have two heads
#188 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
only guys come withh two heads.
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#189 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
i am a guy, just look at that beard
#190 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
>not stylizing the mustache to go with the beard tsk tsk 2/10
no come drink some earl grey while wearing a gooby hat
you do remind me of old British friend of mine though she wore glasses, had mega melons also
User avatar
#191 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
fuk u pg tips for the win
#192 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
lol used to be able to make my beard curl up and give that evil bad guy look
stylized facial hair pain in the butt as a black guy
User avatar
#193 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
ii cant do it any more, i got my hair cut to my shoulders
#196 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
that sux. hair tricks always fun. although my beard is longer in some places than my fro zzz
User avatar
#197 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
well bonus is i never brush my hair anymore because it looks awesome when i wake up
#198 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
but bed head can be cute on a girl in teh morning lol
User avatar
#199 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
bedhead is always great
#200 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
giving or receiving?
User avatar
#201 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
you cant fucking give or receive bedhead, you just have it
User avatar
#351 - keatontheghostfox (03/01/2015) [-]
Not with that attitude
User avatar
#354 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
not with any attitude
#357 - keatontheghostfox (03/01/2015) [-]
#203 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
not the type i was talking about i know which one you were talking about was making a corny joke iamnotacleverman.png
nothing is as messed up a my bedhead fro flat makes head look like a box
User avatar
#204 - franchescarules (03/01/2015) [-]
what
#205 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
bedhead fro always messed up beware image size
User avatar
#221 - lordofpenis (03/01/2015) [-]
Jesus christ, that's so HD you can see your ear hair, ugh
#325 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
lumia 1520 20mp cam lol all my shots highest quality for it. lazy to adjust settings after each shot
#63 - he technically wasnt a grey jedi though in the true sense most… 03/01/2015 on If only +2
#59 - except the jedi code states that only becuase they didnt want …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2015 on If only +9
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#61 - jesusrevolution (03/01/2015) [-]
the best example it's Qui-gon jinn he was what we call a Grey Jedi, he got close to switch to the dark side but stayed on the right path
#63 - marcx (03/01/2015) [-]
he technically wasnt a grey jedi though in the true sense most people thought of him as such though.
qui-gon functioned more along the lines close to calista mings order. he understood himself and emotions better than most of the council. His knowledge helped him function as anakins master effectively since he wasnt taught since a young age to calm his emotions and passion.
Thats why the jedi order always took young kids, easier to beat some stuff in a kids head and affect their development when young. Its why if not for his death anakin would have never turned to the dark side.

shameless qoute from wookiepeedia

"While the term was used to refer to Force-users who walked the line between light and dark, Jedi were also labeled as Gray Jedi for distancing themselves from the Jedi High Council. This practice dated back to the days of the Old Republic, when the High Council was attempting to consolidate power. Jedi who frequently clashed with the will of the Council were sometimes thought of as Gray even if they did not necessarily walk the line between the light and dark sides of the Force. Around 44 BBY, Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn was thought of as a Gray Jedi by some members of the Order for his frequent opposition to their demands"
#46 - most they could do is exile him from the main order. there are… 03/01/2015 on If only 0
#45 - leia just as powerful as luke in the force. as all skywalker c… 03/01/2015 on If only +5
#46 - still not as painful as balls bouncing around unrestricted. … 02/27/2015 on I could watch this all day 0
#182 - yoshi box ftw. hell of a mod This is prolly s…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Mustard race 0
#251 - jwfivehundred (02/27/2015) [-]
Looks to be pretty similar. Only that one looks better and more organized inside to me. And he runs it all through a keyboard, but that's because he has multiple reprogrammed keyboards and mice, that he switches out, so it defeats the purpose of running on a keyboard. Multiplayer is with controllers, though. I looked for a picture of his monster, but I guess I lost them when I last purged my own pc of things I thought useless (also lost my reaction folders. sad day.)
#58 - hope your husband doesnt find out your a loser. prolly thinks… 02/27/2015 on please practice safe sex. 0
#55 - dont you know the number one rule. never stick your dick in cr…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2015 on please practice safe sex. 0
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#57 - loonquawl (02/27/2015) [-]
He losers can get married to
#58 - marcx (02/27/2015) [-]
hope your husband doesnt find out your a loser. prolly thinks got my self a catch here. in reality your manically laughing in your head like he doesnt know. and if he finds out will have to kill him
#50 - well if the pin hole is put in at the tip. I would imagine it …  [+] (16 new replies) 02/27/2015 on please practice safe sex. 0
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#51 - loonquawl (02/27/2015) [-]
I suppose a condom + withdrawal would be a good way to go if you were sticking your dick in crazy.
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#56 - stifflimb (02/27/2015) [-]
I'm just thinking of getting snipped to make sure that dont happen unless I want it to!
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#63 - flemsdfer (02/27/2015) [-]
You know there's a new product in development where instead of getting snipped, you get two small injections there instead that make you 100% sterile for 10 years, and if you ever change your mind another two small injections flush the whole thing away. Like it never even happened.
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#100 - marinepenguin (02/27/2015) [-]
Doesn't India give that to many young boys to prevent teenage pregnancy?
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#101 - flemsdfer (02/27/2015) [-]
I don't know who gets it and who doesn't over there, but the idea for it did start in India, and has been successful there for over a decade. Now a company is bringing it here, but must go through all and pass all the testing required.
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#102 - marinepenguin (02/27/2015) [-]
I just knew there was some degree of use over there for a long time now.

I hope it gets over here quickly, it's something I'd really be interested in. It's just that our qualifications for this kind of stuff is super high.
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#103 - flemsdfer (02/27/2015) [-]
Well from what their official news says, is they've experienced some delays as they need to test shelf stability for the product, but after that is done they expect human trials to start early 2016.
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#104 - marinepenguin (02/27/2015) [-]
Well sweet. I'm glad there's finally some way to do it. I always though it made more sense to empty the gun instead of firing at a bulletproof jacket.
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#105 - flemsdfer (02/27/2015) [-]
Well what it does, is this gel has a certain polarity to it, and your sperm have an opposite charge, and when they go through this gel polymer they get ripped apart as they go through. No chance they can make it through that so it ends up being 100% effective for pregnancy, and it's cheaper to make than the syringe they use to give it to you.
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#106 - marinepenguin (02/27/2015) [-]
So it's more like shredding the bullet as it goes through the barrel. That makes sense.
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#92 - stifflimb (02/27/2015) [-]
That could work aswell!
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#93 - flemsdfer (02/27/2015) [-]
I think it's a great idea, look up "vasalgel".
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#94 - stifflimb (02/27/2015) [-]
Will do man!
#55 - marcx (02/27/2015) [-]
dont you know the number one rule. never stick your dick in crazy or is that rule number 3.
and someone on funnyjunk married? impossible less you married your very pruned hand.
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#57 - loonquawl (02/27/2015) [-]
He losers can get married to
#58 - marcx (02/27/2015) [-]
hope your husband doesnt find out your a loser. prolly thinks got my self a catch here. in reality your manically laughing in your head like he doesnt know. and if he finds out will have to kill him
#165 - ok im going to explain this simply the only way to get a pc th…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Mustard race 0
#170 - jwfivehundred (02/27/2015) [-]
He may have used the parts from some of them, but I know that he did the ps2 and xbox original without any hardware modifications. I'm not the guy who built it, so I don't have all the details. All I know is that with a 6 minute (when the coolant system works properly) reboot time, he can switch console operating systems on his computer. I don't know everything about it. My own pc does use emulators, because I'm too lazy to take the time for him to show me how to do all that.
#182 - marcx (02/27/2015) [-]
The Screen Savers - Yoshi's Boxx - HQ yoshi box ftw. hell of a mod

This is prolly something of what your uncle did. Or something similar to the to the pic which is 360/ps3 in pc case
Inserting the hardware of any console into a pc case makes your point moot as its not installing the consoles software into the x86 pc.

Your not installing the os/bios of any console into a x86 based pc period.
X86 pcs can run any emulator you wish to put though
#251 - jwfivehundred (02/27/2015) [-]
Looks to be pretty similar. Only that one looks better and more organized inside to me. And he runs it all through a keyboard, but that's because he has multiple reprogrammed keyboards and mice, that he switches out, so it defeats the purpose of running on a keyboard. Multiplayer is with controllers, though. I looked for a picture of his monster, but I guess I lost them when I last purged my own pc of things I thought useless (also lost my reaction folders. sad day.)
#29 - should have drawn this one isntead  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on do it cortana +8
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#35 - iolith (02/27/2015) [-]
lol i posted that one too idk why the whole cortana thing makes me laugh my ass off
#142 - cant even begin to explain everything that is wrong with that …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Mustard race 0
#149 - jwfivehundred (02/27/2015) [-]
I never said the process was easy or cheap, but it can still be done.
PC are the master race of gaming systems because of the flexibility you have while creating it. If my uncle were here, I'd have him explain it. He's done it. and it wasn't as expensive as you assume, as far as I know. Also I never said that a simple computer could handle it. It has to be all custom.
#165 - marcx (02/27/2015) [-]
ok im going to explain this simply the only way to get a pc that runs all the consoles out side of emulation is to basically put the physical hardware of each console into a pc case and wire it to somehow run.Kinda like how teh dude did a ps3/360 in same case mod. or how benheck does his console to laptop mods. And with those mods they take parts of the consoles to make it work.


An excert from an toms hardware thread
"Different HW architecture, and specialized OS.

Granted, the HW may not be anything special, but because you have EXACTLY ONE HW spec to code against, there is a lot of low-level coding that is used in games that would prevent them from running on a system that didn't have EXACTLY the same HW setup. Seriously, I've seen things coding down to the level where developers are making assumptions about bus timings. You never code like that on a PC because there is such a wide amount of HW, but on a console, you can, as each console is identical.

As for the software, you have a specialized OS running APIs that simply don't exist elsewhere. Take the XB1: Sure, it's running Windows 8 under the hood, but a specialized version that's managed by a small RTOS kernel, running a specialized version of DX11, and various other APIs that a PC version of Windows simply doesn't have access to. Likewise, the PS4 is using a fork of FreeBSD, but has much the same differences as the XB1 version of Windows."

So if you put that into your theory of running a pc like this. Would have to have a pc that runs sony specific cell architecture/ps2 specific emotion engine/psx hardware/ xbox hardware/360 hardware/ps4/xb1/saturn/etc

Example original ps3 has hardware of ps2 to be backwards compatible.and thats one of the reasons why the original ps3s were so expensive(not including the cell architecture)
Also is why the 360 isnt fully backwards compatible would have made the 360 more expensive to add hardware for it. They use emulation profiles to run each and every old game

This doesnt include media issues with pc drives reading and playing most new game media. No regular pc drive can read 360/ps3 discs. They dont show up right unless running on specially coded drives within the system, or drives are compatible with special firmware which emulates a drive inside the console. Even ps3s are set up where if you loose the daughter board for your bluray drive(lets say it died and u wanted to replace the drive) without being able to remarry the new board with the ps3 mother board you can no longer play retail games.

TLDR: Installing the bios/gameos of multiple consoles onto one pc without the use of emulators is impossible.
The only way this is possible if for some reason every consoles os/bios came with an x86 coded version. with enough specs to make drivers for the multitude of pc hardware that is out there.
You can set up a bad ass pc to run almost every retro console or run specialized versions of windows/linux to make your pc an arcade box/retro box/etc.

I repair/mod/hack/build pcs and consoles. I know what im talking about.
#170 - jwfivehundred (02/27/2015) [-]
He may have used the parts from some of them, but I know that he did the ps2 and xbox original without any hardware modifications. I'm not the guy who built it, so I don't have all the details. All I know is that with a 6 minute (when the coolant system works properly) reboot time, he can switch console operating systems on his computer. I don't know everything about it. My own pc does use emulators, because I'm too lazy to take the time for him to show me how to do all that.
#182 - marcx (02/27/2015) [-]
The Screen Savers - Yoshi's Boxx - HQ yoshi box ftw. hell of a mod

This is prolly something of what your uncle did. Or something similar to the to the pic which is 360/ps3 in pc case
Inserting the hardware of any console into a pc case makes your point moot as its not installing the consoles software into the x86 pc.

Your not installing the os/bios of any console into a x86 based pc period.
X86 pcs can run any emulator you wish to put though
#251 - jwfivehundred (02/27/2015) [-]
Looks to be pretty similar. Only that one looks better and more organized inside to me. And he runs it all through a keyboard, but that's because he has multiple reprogrammed keyboards and mice, that he switches out, so it defeats the purpose of running on a keyboard. Multiplayer is with controllers, though. I looked for a picture of his monster, but I guess I lost them when I last purged my own pc of things I thought useless (also lost my reaction folders. sad day.)
#43 - still better than teh crazies that put pinholes in condoms to …  [+] (21 new replies) 02/27/2015 on please practice safe sex. +4
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#47 - loonquawl (02/27/2015) [-]
I'd imagine the holes would make the condom split apart rather quick and it would be noticed before the end... I've never tried it though, it's just a theory. It may just be a little leak.
But now I'm kinda curious... When I actually want to have kids, I'm gonna have my husband try that to see if it splits right away.
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#78 - becauseoprahsaidso (02/27/2015) [-]
Or you can do it now. Just poke a few holes and ram it down on your dick.
#62 - anon (02/27/2015) [-]
When me and my girlfriend used condoms, a couple of them broke. Believe me, you know when it does. Pricking a hole with a pin wouldn't work, you probably couldn't even put it on.

The cases where somebody does get knocked up because of a breaking condom is probably just because the guy thought it felt too good to stop and put on another.
#65 - anon (02/27/2015) [-]
If your condom breaks you're using it wrong.
They're mechanically tested and the chances of breaking if used correctly are extremely low.
#50 - marcx (02/27/2015) [-]
well if the pin hole is put in at the tip. I would imagine it wouldnt be noticed right away as long as small enough. never had it happen to me. I dont date much and the girls i do date arent that crazy. just the normal amount of women crazy.
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#51 - loonquawl (02/27/2015) [-]
I suppose a condom + withdrawal would be a good way to go if you were sticking your dick in crazy.
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#56 - stifflimb (02/27/2015) [-]
I'm just thinking of getting snipped to make sure that dont happen unless I want it to!
User avatar
#63 - flemsdfer (02/27/2015) [-]
You know there's a new product in development where instead of getting snipped, you get two small injections there instead that make you 100% sterile for 10 years, and if you ever change your mind another two small injections flush the whole thing away. Like it never even happened.
User avatar
#100 - marinepenguin (02/27/2015) [-]
Doesn't India give that to many young boys to prevent teenage pregnancy?
User avatar
#101 - flemsdfer (02/27/2015) [-]
I don't know who gets it and who doesn't over there, but the idea for it did start in India, and has been successful there for over a decade. Now a company is bringing it here, but must go through all and pass all the testing required.
User avatar
#102 - marinepenguin (02/27/2015) [-]
I just knew there was some degree of use over there for a long time now.

I hope it gets over here quickly, it's something I'd really be interested in. It's just that our qualifications for this kind of stuff is super high.
User avatar
#103 - flemsdfer (02/27/2015) [-]
Well from what their official news says, is they've experienced some delays as they need to test shelf stability for the product, but after that is done they expect human trials to start early 2016.
User avatar
#104 - marinepenguin (02/27/2015) [-]
Well sweet. I'm glad there's finally some way to do it. I always though it made more sense to empty the gun instead of firing at a bulletproof jacket.
User avatar
#105 - flemsdfer (02/27/2015) [-]
Well what it does, is this gel has a certain polarity to it, and your sperm have an opposite charge, and when they go through this gel polymer they get ripped apart as they go through. No chance they can make it through that so it ends up being 100% effective for pregnancy, and it's cheaper to make than the syringe they use to give it to you.
User avatar
#106 - marinepenguin (02/27/2015) [-]
So it's more like shredding the bullet as it goes through the barrel. That makes sense.
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#92 - stifflimb (02/27/2015) [-]
That could work aswell!
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#93 - flemsdfer (02/27/2015) [-]
I think it's a great idea, look up "vasalgel".
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#94 - stifflimb (02/27/2015) [-]
Will do man!
#55 - marcx (02/27/2015) [-]
dont you know the number one rule. never stick your dick in crazy or is that rule number 3.
and someone on funnyjunk married? impossible less you married your very pruned hand.
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#57 - loonquawl (02/27/2015) [-]
He losers can get married to
#58 - marcx (02/27/2015) [-]
hope your husband doesnt find out your a loser. prolly thinks got my self a catch here. in reality your manically laughing in your head like he doesnt know. and if he finds out will have to kill him
#28 - hardest parts of driving stick is starting and reverse. As bot…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on The things we do 0
#30 - deadfed (02/26/2015) [-]
Well the hardest part for me was getting the gas/clutch ratio right in first. When you shift into first you gotta gas it a little as soon as you feel the vehicle move when letting off the clutch, when you shift into second you should be able to just let the clutch go and then gas it, but in first you gotta have a sort of balance between the two. I understand all the concepts of how to do it, but youre right I just need more practice.
#22 - real men drive stick. Its easier to get used to than you would…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2015 on The things we do 0
#26 - deadfed (02/26/2015) [-]
I understand the concept of driving a stick, but I never had much practice. I stalled it getting out of the driveway and my dad just said, "ok thats enough. Let me drive." I drove a stick around this field we were setting up an auction, and I rode the clutch becaue it wasnt all the way in first and it started smoking. My first car was an automatic because it was given to me, but I would really like to drive a stick. I just never can get anyone to try to teach me.
#28 - marcx (02/26/2015) [-]
hardest parts of driving stick is starting and reverse. As both you have to start from a stopped car instead of in motion.
Couple tips
1. when shifting clutch to floor always
2.when going in first and reverse push the gas as you let up a little on the clutch until you feel the car start to move.
3.never leave car in gear even when parked
4.make a habit when car is stopped or as your close to stopping always make sure to put gear in neutral(helps so you wont stall out as much when at lights or parking)
5.when starting clutch needs to be depressed
6.never push gas pedal to floor if clutch is engaged, should be opposite actions. if clutch is pushed gas is not touched. if gas pedal down dont touch clutch. this will help so you dont burn the clutch.
out side of that just need practice. my first manual car i stalled out couple times just reversing out of the space.
#30 - deadfed (02/26/2015) [-]
Well the hardest part for me was getting the gas/clutch ratio right in first. When you shift into first you gotta gas it a little as soon as you feel the vehicle move when letting off the clutch, when you shift into second you should be able to just let the clutch go and then gas it, but in first you gotta have a sort of balance between the two. I understand all the concepts of how to do it, but youre right I just need more practice.
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#23 - thelastamerican (02/26/2015) [-]
I don't think that real men need a car to make them feel like real men. I've been driving an automatic since 08. I honestly don't prefer one over the other. A car is a device I use to get me from point A to point B. Most of the time A is home, and B is work. When the time comes I'm going to buy whatever I can find for the best price, not what makes me feel manly.
#15 - well what do you expect with all that raw zombie meat. dogs lo…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2015 on /adv/ 0
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#31 - jajathezombie (02/25/2015) [-]
I'd suspect he prefers tuna
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#32 - frankwest (02/25/2015) [-]
Are you hot?
#66 - Its about to get weird in here. 02/24/2015 on When a body part falls asleep +2
#22 - the headphone one is no fair ive done that before as well 02/23/2015 on Altruistic Olympics 5 0
#308 - now all we need is joshlol and then can make arrangements 02/23/2015 on The truth. 0
#276 - there needs to be an end all to this. joshlol and thatlittledo…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2015 on The truth. +1
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#301 - thatlittledoll (02/23/2015) [-]
im up for it anytime
#308 - marcx (02/23/2015) [-]
now all we need is joshlol and then can make arrangements

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User avatar #3 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
I see you.
#4 to #3 - marcx ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
shh not everyone knows im hiding in the shadows
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lol
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