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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:9/17/2011
Last Login:12/25/2014
Location:Canada
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Content Ranking:#3897
Comment Ranking:#23459
Highest Content Rank:#904
Highest Comment Rank:#19750
Content Thumbs: 9002 total,  10328 ,  1326
Comment Thumbs: 106 total,  378 ,  272
Content Level Progress: 74% (74/100)
Level 183 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 184 Content: Anon Annihilator
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Level 53 Comments: Sammich eater → Level 54 Comments: Sammich eater
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Content Views:358280
Times Content Favorited:616 times
Total Comments Made:235
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#175 - Don't care, got thumbs lol 06/28/2012 on Lesbians 0
#174 - hahahhahhaha 06/28/2012 on Lesbians 0
#173 - yeah i wasn't expecting this, it's awesome :D 06/28/2012 on Lesbians +1
#35 - Sit down for the short story. Ever see a monkey …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2012 on Lesbians 0
#92 - iviagicbanana (06/28/2012) [-]
So... women are going to end up eating glass? Thus the end of humanity?
#34 - i figured it would give people something to do, everyone crops…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2012 on Lesbians -18
#47 - lickmyteabag (06/28/2012) [-]
#33 - either that or they're gonna need an automatic jar opener of s… 06/28/2012 on Lesbians +1
#22 - Why not and why would you complain about it?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2012 on Lesbians -16
User avatar #26 - Ivandrago (06/28/2012) [-]
I't's much simpler to crop it instead of censoring everything. Also, it makes the text easier to see.
User avatar #34 - marcusmayhem (06/28/2012) [-]
i figured it would give people something to do, everyone crops out stuff, might as well change it up a bit lol
#47 - lickmyteabag (06/28/2012) [-]
#8 - Still though, they'd need automatic jar openers  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2012 on Lesbians 0
#10 - iviagicbanana (06/28/2012) [-]
And if men won't make it, then who will?
User avatar #35 - marcusmayhem (06/28/2012) [-]
Sit down for the short story.


Ever see a monkey try to break open a coconut on a rock?... Basically the same concept lol
#92 - iviagicbanana (06/28/2012) [-]
So... women are going to end up eating glass? Thus the end of humanity?
#7 - Well for the first little while of pregnancy, the fetus is fem…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2012 on Lesbians 0
#9 - iviagicbanana (06/28/2012) [-]
There is still just an absence of it all together. There is no place for it to come from.
User avatar #8 - marcusmayhem (06/28/2012) [-]
Still though, they'd need automatic jar openers
#10 - iviagicbanana (06/28/2012) [-]
And if men won't make it, then who will?
User avatar #35 - marcusmayhem (06/28/2012) [-]
Sit down for the short story.


Ever see a monkey try to break open a coconut on a rock?... Basically the same concept lol
#92 - iviagicbanana (06/28/2012) [-]
So... women are going to end up eating glass? Thus the end of humanity?
#140 - Going on vacation to seaworld with his bra and coppercab and j… 06/22/2012 on Dumb and Dumber 0
#360 - **marcusmayhem rolls 104** Back in 2003 i won …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2012 on Dafuq +8
User avatar #378 - jalthelas (06/20/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 507**

Want to send me that iPad?


I don't even have a tablet :(
#58 - It's "between a hero" not "an" &q…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2012 on Punchline -3
#63 - anonymous (06/19/2012) [-]
Hey there! Welcome to Funnyjunk.
User avatar #62 - MudkipTomislav (06/19/2012) [-]
Gramatically it doesn't but the act is actually called "an hero", look it up.
#27 - Attempting good grammar, failed!  [+] (4 new replies) 06/19/2012 on Punchline -4
#30 - falick has deleted their comment.
User avatar #58 - marcusmayhem (06/19/2012) [-]
It's "between a hero" not "an"

"an" doesn't make any sense
#63 - anonymous (06/19/2012) [-]
Hey there! Welcome to Funnyjunk.
User avatar #62 - MudkipTomislav (06/19/2012) [-]
Gramatically it doesn't but the act is actually called "an hero", look it up.
#583 - http://www.phoenix.gov/police/policereport/index.html this is… 06/17/2012 on Why Everyone Hates 9gag 0
#577 - thanks, im contacting his local police department to see how t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2012 on Why Everyone Hates 9gag +1
User avatar #583 - marcusmayhem (06/17/2012) [-]
http://www.phoenix.gov/police/policereport/index.html this is interesting lol
#550 - "professional hacker´╗┐ that knows how to hack without li…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2012 on Why Everyone Hates 9gag +1
User avatar #566 - todddavis (06/17/2012) [-]
all of his info was entered on the comments of youtube, his adress, phone #, full name, and his fb account, just look for them they are from like a month ago
User avatar #577 - marcusmayhem (06/17/2012) [-]
thanks, im contacting his local police department to see how they'll handle virtual terrorism. He's making threats against millions of people using the internet.... This should be fun lol
User avatar #583 - marcusmayhem (06/17/2012) [-]
http://www.phoenix.gov/police/policereport/index.html this is interesting lol
#114 - My only problem is that i have 2 screens and the mouse keeps g… 06/15/2012 on Thank you Microsoft 0
#8 - Stoppie, not wheelie  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2012 on Halo randoms 8 -3
#16 - rubanman (06/07/2012) [-]
thats what i thought at first too, but actually, the drivers compartment is in this area here, so the front of the elephant is up in the air
#35 - HAHA 06/07/2012 on Mr. Bean -1
#11 - He's a black asian! He can jump AND do every martial art known to man 06/06/2012 on Brockour +4
#87 - **marcusmayhem rolls 94** 06/06/2012 on watermelon chicken 0
#2 - HAHAHAHAHAHA holy crap, this is awesome hahahaha 06/05/2012 on Shieeet -1
#31 - Hey look it's science... "NO THIS IS PATRICK!!!" 06/03/2012 on Orbit +33
#728 - Hahaha Holy Diver 06/02/2012 on I think I'm okay with that... 0
#70 - Instead of face, you should have said expression lol 05/30/2012 on I Laughed Too Hard at This +8
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