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marcusmayhem

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:9/17/2011
Last Login:5/25/2015
Location:Canada
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Content Ranking:#5315
Highest Content Rank:#904
Highest Comment Rank:#19750
Content Thumbs: 9094 total,  10434 ,  1340
Comment Thumbs: 112 total,  387 ,  275
Content Level Progress: 56% (56/100)
Level 184 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 185 Content: Anon Annihilator
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Content Views:366859
Times Content Favorited:614 times
Total Comments Made:253
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latest user's comments

#18 - Ah, I miss Newfoundland haha 02/22/2015 on (untitled) +2
#2922 - You know the way to a grown mans heart lol 02/15/2015 on Alone on V-day selfie thread? +1
#11 - and THEN Subway 02/14/2015 on Subway knows +2
#1055 - Fixed it lol  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on Alone on V-day selfie thread? 0
User avatar #1065 - perzona (02/14/2015) [-]
Now my joke doesn't work...
#1050 - Just chillin'  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Alone on V-day selfie thread? 0
User avatar #1100 - ianosity (02/14/2015) [-]
I'd caress your beard all day while I waterboard you with chocolate milk <3
User avatar #2922 - marcusmayhem (02/15/2015) [-]
You know the way to a grown mans heart lol
#6 - If I knew, I wouldn't have posted it lol 02/09/2015 on Help please 0
#3 - People will help, I have more faith in humanity than most it seems 02/09/2015 on Help please 0
#4 - A Dollarama store in Newfoundland Canada haha  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Look what I found! 0
User avatar #6 - deescalation (02/01/2015) [-]
Was it next to a retirement center?
User avatar #5 - abiderp (02/01/2015) [-]
Damn, one more reason to move to Canada.
#2587 - **marcusmayhem used "*roll rpg name*"** **marcusmayhem roll… 12/22/2014 on rpg name generator 0
#35 - It's called Labradorite lol <Lives in Labrador 12/03/2014 on A knife with a handle made... 0
#18 - boots n cats n boots n cats n boots n cats n boots n cats n bo… 11/22/2014 on Bill Cosby 0
#55 - Mark Ruffalo 11/22/2014 on A hero +2
#184 - I would squeeze out a thunderous trumpet of a flatulent burst … 11/10/2014 on Fart rape, gonna get ya +3
#64 - When you see Bluerainfall using Thunderfury in game... It's a … 07/21/2014 on Playing Diablo with someone... 0
#4824 - 25, Working for a branch of the Canadian Government for Shippi… 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#3080 - **marcusmayhem rolled image ** 06/02/2014 on This is going up your butt 0
#431 - **marcusmayhem rolled image ** 05/29/2014 on Roll Your Rapist 0
#25 - Cows are bashed in the head to kill them "humanely" lol  [+] (7 new replies) 04/20/2014 on -_-' +2
#34 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
They're shot...
User avatar #36 - Degenerate (04/20/2014) [-]
Depends, my mom is an industrial EMT and worked on site at lakeside packers for a while. At that location they used a big "piston hammer" that basically punched a hole in the cows head, insta death,

Alot more efficient than putting a bullet in every cows head. While the piston would need maintenance, an operator and the occasional lubrication, shooting them individually would cost far more (bullets aren't reusable), less safe in my opinion and alot quicker.
User avatar #51 - cocosmama (04/20/2014) [-]
Anything that can be described as instant death is humane my opinion.
User avatar #198 - Degenerate (04/21/2014) [-]
Exactly my point. Guns aren't as instantaneous as most people think.
User avatar #35 - darkangeloffire (04/20/2014) [-]
They used to be hit in the skull with a hammer.
User avatar #75 - malkovo (04/20/2014) [-]
that, my friend, is a long time ago
User avatar #76 - darkangeloffire (04/20/2014) [-]
I know. Like, around the time The Jungle was written . So around late 1800's early 1900s.
#16 - Do you judge everyone who has a gun for a few people who shoot… 04/20/2014 on -_-' -1
#45 - I guarantee that if it was in my area he wouldn't be able to l…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Faith in humanity...restored? +7
User avatar #312 - niggernazi (04/06/2014) [-]
uh yeah but no, i really dont think so
#133 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Shut the fuck up you fucking wannabe batman. Grow the fuck up autistic faggot
User avatar #123 - kimilsung (04/06/2014) [-]
so tough oh ur my hero
jk ur a fag
#61 - thumbsalad (04/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - evanxzile (04/06/2014) [-]
Maybe he lives in a black neighborhood.
#17 - Zatch Bell Bleach One piece 02/18/2014 on anime to watch 0
#13 - Venonat was poison type in the original series 02/14/2014 on Misty is super smart -3
#7 - It's a normal sized Newfoundland dog lol 02/03/2014 on CLIFFORD!!!! :^D +1
#102263 - This is epic! 01/31/2014 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#19 - And just think, those 3 kids will probably turn out gay becaus… 10/31/2013 on Hardcore children molestation 0
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