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marcury

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:7/30/2016
Location:Here
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Comment Ranking:#10499
Highest Content Rank:#15128
Highest Comment Rank:#1829
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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#16 - Still going to bite your dick off if you let her near it though. 11/07/2015 on The cure 0
#113 - Yeah I was. 11/07/2015 on Father of the year +2
#17 - yeah that doesnt happen.... anymore...  [+] (7 new replies) 11/06/2015 on Father of the year -34
#87 - spanishninja (11/06/2015) [-]
nice try vatican boi
#74 - uleaveinpieces (11/06/2015) [-]
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#70 - willindor (11/06/2015) [-]
Why are you being thumbed into oblivion?
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#69 - asmodeu (11/06/2015) [-]
Nice try padre... nice try.
#33 - anon (11/06/2015) [-]
#55 - swagbot (11/06/2015) [-]
i..... think he was joking.

marcury?
#113 - marcury (11/07/2015) [-]
Yeah I was.
#187 - Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me! 11/03/2015 on (untitled) +1
#40 - trying out my fetish like... 10/23/2015 on When your gf tries out your... +1
#56 - I need bondage because... 10/23/2015 on DIY bondage, now with extra... 0
#101 - being eaten is not a job, its poor luck.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2015 on Save the bees guys! 0
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#103 - elcreepo (10/21/2015) [-]
It is a job in the animal kingdom.

If an insect fills a species' food niche, and is linked to the survival of the other species, that is its job.

Plankton literally have one job, be eaten, and it's so important that were plankton to be eradicated we'd loose most of the life in the ocean.

In fact eating and being eaten is the job of most animals. It might be poor luck on the individual's part, but as a species overall... they NEED to be eaten.
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#104 - elcreepo (10/21/2015) [-]
Also if a species isn't eaten it can quickly overpopulate and cause lots of problems for both other animals and humans
#6 - harsh 10/20/2015 on Choose Wisely +34
#41 - Picture 10/20/2015 on Forget Holland, try Denmark... 0
#16 - lets twist again 10/20/2015 on Spooky Done Right +4