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marcury

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:5/23/2015
Location:Here
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#10 - and that's how some people on the internet ruined the life of …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/03/2015 on :/ +30
User avatar #11 - wotterpatch (05/03/2015) [-]
Am i still missing something?
User avatar #15 - toxicovrtake (05/04/2015) [-]
Mayweather fought like a pussy and won on Technicality. He was running away more than punching the whole fight, because he was too much a bitch to fight for his record.
Pacquiao is a much better fighter, and I think he would have won.

Also, not only did Mayweather beat his wife, he's actually a serial woman beater.
So that's not good
User avatar #13 - keepyourselfalive (05/04/2015) [-]
i'm guessing the wife beating is made up, and the picture of the frog is talking about rare pepes
User avatar #16 - toxicovrtake (05/04/2015) [-]
Oh no, The wife beating is real. He's actually a serial woman beater, as he has beaten 4+ "lovers".
#17 - keepyourselfalive (05/04/2015) [-]
Oh ok, thanks for clearing that up for me
#18 - toxicovrtake (05/04/2015) [-]
The man was born to punch the shit out of things, sadly he has poor judgement on which things to use it on.

As apparently Manny Pacquiao was not one of those things.
#22 - morganite (05/04/2015) [-]
Word, I could have gone to the park and seen people running and gotten some fresh air while I'm at it. but instead i watched floyd
#10 - makes fer a haaarty stew... 05/03/2015 on Bad day +14
#12 - Clerant, owls don't have boobs.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2015 on oh.. +1
#22 - celerant (05/04/2015) [-]
First of all, you misspelled my name. Secondly, the original comment was referring to the guy that was attracted to owls, hence, Hooters. Upon arriving there he would discover that Hooters has nothing to do with owls and be disappointed.
#27 - marcury (05/04/2015) [-]
I apologize for misspelling your name. It was unintentional.

I don't apologize for the joke attempt.

Here is a swirl thing to smooth things over.
User avatar #32 - celerant (05/04/2015) [-]
Cool swirl, thank you sir.
#49 - roller coaster from start to finish 05/03/2015 on Like it was yesterday 0
#20 - don't mind the blood stains mixed with vinegar either... I got… 05/03/2015 on L33t Hacks 0
#91 - more like 'how to get herpes...' 05/03/2015 on Gamestop +7
#74 - Picture 05/03/2015 on Cute comic +1
#77 - Yeah, don't use something already dead go kill it yourself... 05/03/2015 on Sociopath 0
#77 - Picture 05/03/2015 on Batman the sadman +2
#84 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on Pussy +1
#117 - tarabostes (05/03/2015) [-]
#39 - Picture 05/02/2015 on Nipples 0
#67 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Bitches ain't shit but hoes... +6
#96 - enzio (05/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #86 - ivviism (05/02/2015) [-]
Pretty sure it's the latter. Either way 11/10 would bang the shit out of him / her.
#35 - 92 years to get there... unless we want to not crash into it a…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2015 on The future is now -1
User avatar #103 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/01/2015) [-]
That's not bad at all compared to previous estimates.
User avatar #67 - gravysponge (05/01/2015) [-]
92 years to get to another solar system, less than a week to get to Mars.
User avatar #36 - deathchain (05/01/2015) [-]
All we need is suitable suspended animation tech, and that problem will become irrelevant.

Failing that, the generation that lands doesn't necessarily need to be the one that set sail.
#30 - How about a deep impact? 05/01/2015 on Le Sigh! +1
#29 - You say that like its a bad thing... 05/01/2015 on Le Sigh! -2
#15 - or giving it a good smack while you hold it.... … 05/01/2015 on (untitled) 0
#33 - when the wizard just steals your powers from you because he can. 04/30/2015 on most inspiring thing i've... 0
#124 - I tried it at home  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +2
User avatar #125 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Don't do that it's dangerous, I forgot to put that warning in my comment.
#18 - I know this post is suppose to juxtapose the two pictures to s… 04/29/2015 on justgirlythings 2 +1
#41 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2015 on Selena Gomez bathwater 0
#42 - JackThePornKing (04/29/2015) [-]
#44 - floran (04/29/2015) [-]
#31 - something like this 04/28/2015 on Irresistable 0
#119 - Texas... Swells with guns, oil and Mexicans. 04/23/2015 on Your daily dose of rage +1
#160 - next time I see a pole dancer Im gunna think, "if you do … 04/23/2015 on How To Fuck Shit Up Comp 0
#180 - One spoonful to calm you down, Two spoonful's to help you sleep...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2015 on Huge fact comp #3 +1
#189 - narddogg (04/23/2015) [-]
#159 - Picture 04/23/2015 on Some amazing things part 3 +2
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#3 - include (01/14/2014) [-]
Wanna be friends, Marcury?
Wanna be friends, Marcury?
User avatar #1 - hotpost (01/09/2014) [-]
first
#2 to #1 - marcury (01/10/2014) [-]
Hooray!
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