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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
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Comment Ranking:#5196
Highest Comment Rank:#1829
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Total Comments Made:640
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#6 - Picture 04/11/2013 on Insert Witty Title Here 0
#7 - ah... ya beat me to it... good show sir! 04/11/2013 on srsly guise 0
#12 - Picture 04/11/2013 on wi-fight +15
#40 - Picture 04/11/2013 on Knock knock +8
#37 - I on the other hand have had a horrible day... I picked u…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Today was a good day +4
#39 - frenchfryy (04/11/2013) [-]
>wake up after horrible night of sleep from thunderstorms
>turns out it was winter mix and heavy snow is everywhere (took down a giant tree branch)
>fuck up making mac'n'cheese twice (first overcooked the noodles then burned the butter)
>video games kicking my ass
>have full day of school tomorrow and have to go to bed early for a 5 am shift on Friday
>I'm about done with this week
#42 - Lukanator (04/11/2013) [-]
Also sorry to hear about your day.
#102 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2013 on Gold And Silver Pawn +26
#292 - N. Korean citizen (04/11/2013) [-]
BEE, SHE HAS FAVS ON MANY OF YOUR CREW WHO THEY THOUGHT SHE WAS FRIENDS WITH?? GREEN STAMP FUN IN THE SUN~ TRIED TO TELL YA~ GAMING~ I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS~ U BEE ING THE GUARDING OF THE HYBRID?? WITH A REBEL YELL~ SHE CRIED MOAR MOAR~ IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR~ Like riding a sccoter_ steps A HEAD$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
#103 - what really separates people from animals? ...the zookeeper. 04/11/2013 on Bad jokes comp +1
#582 - You can learn to last longer though... someone with a small pe…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Huge Dicks 0
User avatar #595 - uppitywhitey (04/11/2013) [-]
Unless they tie it to the back of a truck.
#600 - N. Korean citizen (04/11/2013) [-]
aaaaaahhhhh.... ouch.
#178 - good day to you then! 04/08/2013 on Punchline Goes Here 0
#175 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Punchline Goes Here 0
#176 - redunicorn (04/08/2013) [-]
we part now, having gained a valuable life lesson to be cherished for years to come
#178 - marcury (04/08/2013) [-]
good day to you then!
#173 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Punchline Goes Here 0
#174 - redunicorn (04/08/2013) [-]
#175 - marcury (04/08/2013) [-]
#176 - redunicorn (04/08/2013) [-]
we part now, having gained a valuable life lesson to be cherished for years to come
#178 - marcury (04/08/2013) [-]
good day to you then!
#171 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Punchline Goes Here 0
#172 - redunicorn (04/08/2013) [-]
im touched
#173 - marcury (04/08/2013) [-]
#174 - redunicorn (04/08/2013) [-]
#175 - marcury (04/08/2013) [-]
#176 - redunicorn (04/08/2013) [-]
we part now, having gained a valuable life lesson to be cherished for years to come
#178 - marcury (04/08/2013) [-]
good day to you then!
#18 - ...there are no strings on me. 04/08/2013 on buttsex +1
#14 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Sex tonight +19
#32 - catdogdora (04/08/2013) [-]
#38 - anonymouspusy (04/08/2013) [-]
I feel so empowered.
#74 - heavy baby.... 04/07/2013 on Heaven political cartoons +1
#109 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Punchline Goes Here 0
#170 - redunicorn (04/08/2013) [-]
who... me??
#171 - marcury (04/08/2013) [-]
#172 - redunicorn (04/08/2013) [-]
im touched
#173 - marcury (04/08/2013) [-]
#174 - redunicorn (04/08/2013) [-]
#175 - marcury (04/08/2013) [-]
#176 - redunicorn (04/08/2013) [-]
we part now, having gained a valuable life lesson to be cherished for years to come
#178 - marcury (04/08/2013) [-]
good day to you then!
#85 - no you can't... I think... .....and really hope...  [+] (10 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Punchline Goes Here 0
#86 - redunicorn (04/07/2013) [-]
I cant believe how much this looks like a ballsack
#109 - marcury (04/07/2013) [-]
#170 - redunicorn (04/08/2013) [-]
who... me??
#171 - marcury (04/08/2013) [-]
#172 - redunicorn (04/08/2013) [-]
im touched
#173 - marcury (04/08/2013) [-]
#174 - redunicorn (04/08/2013) [-]
#175 - marcury (04/08/2013) [-]
#176 - redunicorn (04/08/2013) [-]
we part now, having gained a valuable life lesson to be cherished for years to come
#178 - marcury (04/08/2013) [-]
good day to you then!
#22 - Picture 04/07/2013 on witches +4
#129 - ...and my reaction 04/07/2013 on Turtles aren't slow. +1
#262 - then you get extra 04/07/2013 on manly man tips +2
#261 - Most useful indeed. 04/07/2013 on manly man tips 0
#157 - you ALL still have zoidberg 04/07/2013 on Life is trully unfair +4
#70 - Gov Connolly was sitting where the person saying "just as… 04/05/2013 on Patrick +4
#69 - I knew it stuck in his (Gov Connolly- who was seated where the… 04/05/2013 on Patrick 0
#60 - except he ended up with a bullet in his wrist  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2013 on Patrick +3
User avatar #65 - whataloser (04/05/2013) [-]
And his chest and thigh.
#69 - marcury has deleted their comment.
#63 - comanderspy (04/05/2013) [-]
what are u talking about?
#70 - marcury (04/05/2013) [-]
Gov Connolly was sitting where the person saying "just as planned", and the bullet(s) that killed JFK, broke Connolly's wrist and embedded itself into his hip.

Here is a fun video about the shooting:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5VND1-u6YM

<- Very relevant to the shooting...
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